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2013-11-09 11:20:05 AM
"Raising Maxwell makes me realize that I don't want her to see me beat myself up for things like food choices or numbers on a scale," she recently wrote on her Parents.com blog. "Those things don't determine who we are and instead make us feel terrible about ourselves ... I want her to know her value, rather than spending her energy fighting negative voices from within."

Which is why I'm the new spokesman for Weight Watchers.

/who names their daughter Maxwell?
 
2013-11-09 11:21:48 AM
I think that's her front
 
2013-11-09 11:34:16 AM

ArkAngel: I think that's her front


Which is all most of us care about anyway.
 
2013-11-09 11:45:11 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "Raising Maxwell makes me realize that I don't want her to see me beat myself up for things like food choices or numbers on a scale," she recently wrote on her Parents.com blog. "Those things don't determine who we are and instead make us feel terrible about ourselves ... I want her to know her value, rather than spending her energy fighting negative voices from within."

Which is why I'm the new spokesman for Weight Watchers.

/who names their daughter Maxwell?


Didn't you ever watch whatever MTV show she had with her ex-husband?  She is dumber than a government mule!
 
2013-11-09 12:39:39 PM

bluorangefyre: She is dumber than a government mule!


So you're saying I have a chance?
 
2013-11-09 12:47:20 PM
Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.
 
2013-11-09 12:54:39 PM

cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.


We're not supposed to notice that she really is a lovely woman even when she is carrying a few extra pounds either.
 
2013-11-09 01:20:35 PM
She's back?  I didn't even know she was missing.
 
2013-11-09 02:05:11 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
Jessica Simpson is Black? NO!Jessica Simpson is a  White Christian woman she is most definitely not Black!!
 
2013-11-09 02:07:41 PM

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Jessica Simpson is Black? NO!Jessica Simpson is a  White Christian woman she is most definitely not Black!!


Nevermind....
 
2013-11-09 03:07:40 PM
Keep up with Jessica Simpson with a free trial of PEOPLE CelebWatch.

Done and done!
 
2013-11-09 03:09:20 PM

R.A.Danny: bluorangefyre: She is dumber than a government mule!

So you're saying I have a chance?


If you could stand the toxic stupidity.   But be advised that at one point Tony Romo was a pretty good QB.  Then he dated Jessica Simpson.  Now?

ct.fra.bz
memecrunch.com
 
2013-11-09 03:11:35 PM
Let me know when there is a submission about her front. I don't care about her back.
 
2013-11-09 03:19:25 PM
"What is, 'a place to deposit my semen', Alex?"
 
2013-11-09 03:26:53 PM
"Jessica Simpson's back"

www.dodgecharger.comi591.photobucket.com

Jessica Simpson's front
filmpopper.com

*a wistful sigh over what once was...*
 
2013-11-09 03:34:26 PM

cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.


She used to do Pizza Hut commercials.

I can't help but like her, though. She's not as dumb as she lets on, because she makes fun of her dingbattiness quite a bit. It takes a lot of self-awareness and judgment to know how others perceive you and exploit that.
 
2013-11-09 03:37:25 PM

LonMead: "Jessica Simpson's back"



Jessica Simpson's front


*a wistful sigh over what once was...*


I still can't figure out why Mattel and some movie studio didn't have her make a live-action Barbie movie back in the day.
 
2013-11-09 03:47:07 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

She used to do Pizza Hut commercials.

I can't help but like her, though. She's not as dumb as she lets on, because she makes fun of her dingbattiness quite a bit. It takes a lot of self-awareness and judgment to know how others perceive you and exploit that.

southernbellefest.com

Wrote the book.
 
2013-11-09 03:49:27 PM
I'm pretty sure that that is her front subby.

/after kids it will never be the same.
 
2013-11-09 04:08:06 PM
For those saying "After two babies she'll never be the same. I give you a counter example.


i.telegraph.co.uk

Raquel Welch had two kids, between 1959 and 1961, and five years later she was the female idol.
 
2013-11-09 04:25:42 PM

John Buck 41: ecmoRandomNumbers: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

She used to do Pizza Hut commercials.

I can't help but like her, though. She's not as dumb as she lets on, because she makes fun of her dingbattiness quite a bit. It takes a lot of self-awareness and judgment to know how others perceive you and exploit that.


Wrote the book.


My brother went to school with her and she is as dumb as she let's on. Also her father is a creepy sob.
 
2013-11-09 04:30:05 PM

tzzhc4: John Buck 41: ecmoRandomNumbers: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

She used to do Pizza Hut commercials.

I can't help but like her, though. She's not as dumb as she lets on, because she makes fun of her dingbattiness quite a bit. It takes a lot of self-awareness and judgment to know how others perceive you and exploit that.


Wrote the book.

My brother went to school with her and she is as dumb as she let's on. Also her father is a creepy sob.


By 'school' do you mean elementary, middle, or high? 'Cos I'm fairly certain whatever grades Dolly Parton got 50+ years ago are no reflection on her current street smarts. Unless you're referring to Jessica Simpson, in which case disregard what I just wrote.
 
2013-11-09 04:39:26 PM

R.A.Danny: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

We're not supposed to notice that she really is a lovely woman even when she is carrying a few extra pounds either.


I like fat girls.

/Inane comment, I know, but I wish we could please stop holding up skinny as the girls' beauty paradigm.
 
2013-11-09 04:41:57 PM

pushcart: R.A.Danny: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

We're not supposed to notice that she really is a lovely woman even when she is carrying a few extra pounds either.

I like fat girls.

/Inane comment, I know, but I wish we could please stop holding up skinny as the girls' beauty paradigm.


I'll take them anywhere between Keira Knightley and the late Anna Nichole Smith.
 
2013-11-09 04:47:20 PM

R.A.Danny: pushcart: R.A.Danny: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

We're not supposed to notice that she really is a lovely woman even when she is carrying a few extra pounds either.

I like fat girls.

/Inane comment, I know, but I wish we could please stop holding up skinny as the girls' beauty paradigm.

I'll take them anywhere between Keira Knightley and the late Anna Nichole Smith.


Smiling with joy. Thank you.
 
2013-11-09 05:19:22 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front. I don't care about her back.


I thought from the headline there would be photos of her hairy back.
 
2013-11-09 05:36:50 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.


You're welcome. NSFW!
 
2013-11-09 05:43:24 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "Raising Maxwell makes me realize that I don't want her to see me beat myself up for things like food choices or numbers on a scale," she recently wrote on her Parents.com blog. "Those things don't determine who we are and instead make us feel terrible about ourselves ... I want her to know her value, rather than spending her energy fighting negative voices from within."

Which is why I'm the new spokesman for Weight Watchers.

/who names their daughter Maxwell?


Someone getting a fat check from a coffee company?
 
2013-11-09 05:50:11 PM
She's a stank ho.

She's admitted to never (or rarely) brushing her teeth.  Disgusting.  If she doesn't do that who knows how many other hygiene "issues" she has.  Yuck.
 
2013-11-09 05:51:32 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


moviebuzzers.com
 
2013-11-09 05:59:18 PM
i1202.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-09 06:16:45 PM
Is Hank Wilson with her?
 
2013-11-09 06:24:15 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


api.ning.com
 
2013-11-09 06:32:11 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


Das ist SUPER gashy.
 
2013-11-09 06:37:02 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


Holy cow that's a nice gash!
 
2013-11-09 06:51:13 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-09 06:51:32 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


Ye gods!
 
2013-11-09 06:56:32 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


HUGE!
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-09 06:58:06 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


Gawwwwdaaaaaaaaaamn!
 
2013-11-09 07:01:06 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: She used to do Pizza Hut commercials.
I can't help but like her, though. She's not as dumb as she lets on, because she makes fun of her dingbattiness quite a bit. It takes a lot of self-awareness and judgment to know how others perceive you and exploit that.


I don't know a thing about her personally. I probably shouldn't make fun of her. But this IS Fark.
 
2013-11-09 07:04:38 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


Madre de Dios!
 
2013-11-09 07:11:41 PM
Mom jeans + come come hither bacon cheeseburger look = fark hittable

www.examiner.com
 
2013-11-09 07:32:25 PM

Slam Dunkz: She's a stank ho.

She's admitted to never (or rarely) brushing her teeth.  Disgusting.  If she doesn't do that who knows how many other hygiene "issues" she has.  Yuck.


But does she beef?
 
2013-11-09 07:37:56 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


You owe me a new bunk
 
2013-11-09 07:51:58 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Let me know when there is a submission about her front.

You're welcome. NSFW!


Much like Jim Norton, I like a beefy axe wound. Well, pretty much all kinds of lady parts, really.

I have a feeling that she's a true freak show down there.
 
2013-11-09 07:52:28 PM
Jessica Simpson's back

and this time, it's personal!
 
2013-11-09 07:53:06 PM

GRCooper: Slam Dunkz: She's a stank ho.

She's admitted to never (or rarely) brushing her teeth.  Disgusting.  If she doesn't do that who knows how many other hygiene "issues" she has.  Yuck.

But does she beef?


She even heels it down the drain to save time.
 
2013-11-09 08:01:03 PM

ArkAngel: I think that's her front


OH, look who went to Directional College!
 
2013-11-09 08:02:41 PM

R.A.Danny: bluorangefyre: She is dumber than a government mule!

So you're saying I have a chance?


With the mule (yes i mean jessica)
 
2013-11-09 08:18:30 PM

R.A.Danny: pushcart: R.A.Danny: cryinoutloud: Good for her for losing weight, but I think she'll be fat again in no time.  She only loses weight when she's promoting some weight-loss thing. Come to think of it, what kind of farked-up society do we live in where people have to get paid just to take care of themselves?

/I probably shouldn't even ask.

We're not supposed to notice that she really is a lovely woman even when she is carrying a few extra pounds either.

I like fat girls.

/Inane comment, I know, but I wish we could please stop holding up skinny as the girls' beauty paradigm.

I'll take them anywhere between Keira Knightley and the late Anna Nichole Smith.


I bet that usually involves duct tape and ether.
 
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