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(Newser)   A cow pasture may not be the most typical testing ground for a new cologne. Farmer's Cologne out of Maine, however, which goes for $110 a bottle, has the unique selling point that cows seem to like it   (newser.com) divider line 14
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2013-11-09 12:39:02 PM
they test it on Farketts?
 
2013-11-09 12:44:10 PM
Link

NSFW language in pic
 
2013-11-09 12:46:43 PM
photos.costume-works.com
 
2013-11-09 01:12:05 PM
Trebek's mother has all four limbs in the air, is in ecstasty
 
2013-11-09 01:16:19 PM
"Our cologne will fill your hands with teets!"
 
2013-11-09 01:17:10 PM
Meaux... Meaux...
 
2013-11-09 01:17:58 PM
This suggests a whole new sport: cow shpritzing.
 
2013-11-09 01:35:59 PM
 "It's for the guy in Brooklyn who wants to move back to the land, to become a homesteader ... but who still likes going out at night."

Shoot me now...please.
 
2013-11-09 01:37:52 PM
At $110 per bottle it's for holster douchebag yards that want to smell like hipster douchebag farmers. Also good for hipster douchebag zoophiles.
 
2013-11-09 01:38:36 PM
Chubby chasers rejoice!
 
2013-11-09 01:45:27 PM

berylman: "It's for the guy in Brooklyn who wants to move back to the land, to become a homesteader ... but who still likes going out at night."

Shoot me now...please.


I got a weird imagine of a hipster playing Little House on the Prairie in microcosm in the country...and then heading out at night to the barn for some good ol' fashioned bestiality .
 
2013-11-09 02:03:30 PM
It will sell well in Texas.
 
2013-11-09 04:43:05 PM
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Why is this funny?
 
Skr
2013-11-09 08:35:36 PM

Ringshadow:
img2-cdn.newser.com

Why is this funny?


Kinda has a 'To Catch a Predator" vibe to it. Which could  mean many things within the farm context.



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