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(TV Guide)   An in-depth interview with Cecily Strong, the new SNL Weekend Update anchor. Sadly, it wasn't a nude interview   (tvguide.com) divider line 78
    More: Cool, SNL Weekend Update, Cecily Strong, SNL, Bobby Moynihan, gilda radner, Tracey Ullman, Marx Brothers, Seth Meyers  
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2013-11-09 12:11:17 PM
I'd update her weekend.
 
2013-11-09 01:09:49 PM
I'd unfreeze her caveman lawyer.
 
2013-11-09 01:13:30 PM
I'd stick my Massive Head in her Harry Wound.
 
2013-11-09 01:15:46 PM
Anybody ask her why she packed on like 40 pounds since last season? biatch be lookin' thick, and not in a good way.
 
2013-11-09 01:17:38 PM
I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.
 
2013-11-09 01:20:44 PM
I'd -- I'd --- I'd Landshark her Cheebugga Cheebugga, Givin' Some Lovin', until Generallissmo Francisco Franco came back from the dead.
 
2013-11-09 01:24:28 PM
I'd cheese burger her cheese burger.
 
2013-11-09 01:24:36 PM
I'd take that lady to church.
 
2013-11-09 01:24:50 PM
I'd introduce her to Colonel Angus.
 
2013-11-09 01:25:01 PM
i.imgur.com

Looks like

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-09 01:28:12 PM
Cecil Jacobs is a big wet hen!

Oh, wait...
 
2013-11-09 01:29:02 PM
Id spaceman jones into her green dugout canoe.
 
2013-11-09 01:30:24 PM
I'd invite Mr. Robinson into her neighborhood
 
2013-11-09 01:30:30 PM

thecpt: I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.


Does this actually work for you?
 
2013-11-09 01:31:28 PM
Since we are going with a theme here, I guess I ah...would cheeseburger her Pepsi, I guess.
 
2013-11-09 01:32:48 PM
I'd Chico her escuela.
 
2013-11-09 01:34:08 PM

thecpt: I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.


Don't forget listen to her like every word was going to be her last.
and then show her your penis.
 
2013-11-09 01:41:32 PM
I'd invite her to the Mormon cabin.

/don't even know what that means - an Amish thang.
 
2013-11-09 01:44:28 PM

DKinMN: thecpt: I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.

Does this actually work for you?


There's a saying: Make 'em laugh, make 'em breakfast.
 
2013-11-09 02:08:15 PM
I'd be wooken pa nub in her Bass o Matic
 
2013-11-09 02:09:53 PM
I'd Debbie her downer.
 
2013-11-09 02:19:25 PM

LeroyBourne: thecpt: I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.

Don't forget listen to her like every word was going to be her last.
and then show her your penis.


THEN show your penis?

Dammit.

/explains a lot
 
2013-11-09 02:24:29 PM
I'd advise her to watch TV news so she can replicate what news readers sound like and generally play the role and not look like an intern who was stranded on stage when the skit started and just tried to wing it.

Wait...that wasn't the theme...

I'd...uhhh...Chase her Curtains.

/heh
 
2013-11-09 02:27:23 PM

LeroyBourne: thecpt: I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.

Don't forget listen to her like every word was going to be her last.
and then show her your penis.


Just don't give her that look like every word is going to be her last.

Pepper spray in the key wounds around you eyes hurts like a biatch.
 
2013-11-09 02:38:04 PM
I SAID I WOULD PENIS HER VAGINA!
 
2013-11-09 02:47:59 PM
betweenthebeersdotcom.files.wordpress.com

Did I ever tell you of the time that I was on a date with Cecily?  Well, we were going to a great place, had the reservations for weeks.  So we get there, they had the wine, the flowers, and everything was perfect.  Had a great meal.  So we go back to my place, and things are heating up, and I'll be damned if all 7 feet 9 inches of Bill Brasky comes in and says, "You'll hold the camera while I bone this fine woman."  So I did what any man would do, I washed his 15 inch penis off with the finest lotions and soaps I had, and then he boned the hell outta Cecily while I watched with that camera.

It was the greatest night of my life!  TO BILL BRASKY!
 
2013-11-09 02:50:26 PM
I'd speedball her Belushi.
 
2013-11-09 02:51:44 PM
I'd give her my Ditka
 
2013-11-09 03:02:09 PM
I'd Moet her Chambam, then Manuel her Blahndik.
 
2013-11-09 03:03:00 PM

GRCooper: I'd give her my Ditka


Mini Ditka
 
2013-11-09 03:06:17 PM
cdn.head-fi.org
 
2013-11-09 03:09:02 PM
I'd laugh at her jokes.
 
2013-11-09 03:20:20 PM

Aquapope: GRCooper: I'd give her my Ditka

Mini Ditka



Qué?
 
2013-11-09 03:32:22 PM

gnosis301: I'd laugh at her jokes.


Suck up.
 
2013-11-09 04:07:44 PM
I'd have her Jack my Foley in a van down by the river.
 
2013-11-09 04:37:30 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
 
2013-11-09 04:39:33 PM
I'd Jane that ignorant slut.
 
2013-11-09 04:40:20 PM
I would order more juice for her gyro.
 
2013-11-09 04:46:16 PM

blakeosage: [betweenthebeersdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 540x379]

Did I ever tell you of the time that I was on a date with Cecily?  Well, we were going to a great place, had the reservations for weeks.  So we get there, they had the wine, the flowers, and everything was perfect.  Had a great meal.  So we go back to my place, and things are heating up, and I'll be damned if all 7 feet 9 inches of Bill Brasky comes in and says, "You'll hold the camera while I bone this fine woman."  So I did what any man would do, I washed his 15 inch penis off with the finest lotions and soaps I had, and then he boned the hell outta Cecily while I watched with that camera.

It was the greatest night of my life!  TO BILL BRASKY!


If you drop a phonograph needle on Strong's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".
 
2013-11-09 04:47:27 PM

LonMead: gnosis301: I'd laugh at her jokes.

Suck up.


I would tell her a funny joke, so she can learn what funny is and share it with the rest of the cast because it hasn't been funny since [insert year when you were in high school]

/oblig?
 
2013-11-09 04:54:03 PM

goatleggedfellow: LeroyBourne: thecpt: I would respect her, try to make her laugh, and invite her to an even better dinner for the second date.

Don't forget listen to her like every word was going to be her last.
and then show her your penis.

Just don't give her that look like every word is going to be her last.

Pepper spray in the key wounds around you eyes hurts like a biatch.


Reminds me of a bad joke.  I've finally figured out why my eyes cry when I'm having sex...it's the pepper spray.
 
2013-11-09 04:54:50 PM
I'd pump *clap* her up in her anal retentive chef.
 
2013-11-09 04:56:50 PM

Bslim: Anybody ask her why she packed on like 40 pounds since last season?


No. First because most of us know what numbers mean and second because we aren't weirdos attracted to the six year old versions of ourselves. At best she gained 15 pounds and that's an improvement considering she was on the scrawny side last season.
 
2013-11-09 04:59:05 PM
No one with Colon Blow?

*wipes nose*
 
2013-11-09 05:03:36 PM

Clockwork Kumquat: I would order more juice for her gyro.


You like a da juice?
 
2013-11-09 05:21:40 PM
Take your pick (probably NSFW)


what did I win?
 
2013-11-09 05:35:54 PM
I'd have my Toonces drive her cat.
 
2013-11-09 05:38:09 PM

Suntag: Bslim: Anybody ask her why she packed on like 40 pounds since last season?

No. First because most of us know what numbers mean and second because we aren't weirdos attracted to the six year old versions of ourselves. At best she gained 15 pounds and that's an improvement considering she was on the scrawny side last season.


Your chubby chasing fetish is your problem. Don't be laying your shiat on me.
 
2013-11-09 05:57:16 PM
Bslim:

Your chubby chasing fetish is your problem. Don't be laying your shiat on me.

The only 'problem' here is you're a confused virgin who wouldn't know chubby from anorexic beyond those barbie dolls you still play with. No worries though, you can always figure things out once puberty is over and you start getting out of the house more than once a month.
 
2013-11-09 06:20:01 PM
I'd Big Bang her theory.

/amidoinitrite?
 
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