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(New York Daily News)   Lost your cellphone? Well there is nothing left to do but soak a pile of laundry in gasoline and attempt to burn a NYC apartment building down to the ground about it   (nydailynews.com) divider line 24
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2013-11-09 01:41:22 PM  
What's a little self immolation between friends???
 
2013-11-09 01:41:41 PM  
So that's what NOT to do? Great, now you tell me.
 
2013-11-09 01:41:49 PM  
Where the fark did she come up with gasoline at 1am in an 8th floor apartment?
 
2013-11-09 01:43:22 PM  
Waste of gasoline.

A simple hand grenade would have done just as well.
 
2013-11-09 01:51:02 PM  
"Manuella" GIS is a veritable slut-storm.
 
2013-11-09 01:54:15 PM  
well, I hope that was worth like 20 years of her life.
 
2013-11-09 01:54:25 PM  
I might be too old for Fark comments, but can't you just call your cell phone from another phone and it buzzes or rings.
 
2013-11-09 01:54:42 PM  
I've had days like that. A week of nothing but crap at work, a few other setbacks, and hitting the down loop of the depressive cycle... one tiny little thing goes wrong and it's the most catastrophic thing in the world. "Ack, I've just dropped the quarter I was going to feed into this parking meter. I must now burn my car and leap in front of a cement mixer."
 
2013-11-09 01:56:52 PM  

sleep lack: "Manuella" GIS is a veritable slut-storm.


Whoah no kidding, bro. A virtual skanknado.
 
2013-11-09 01:57:05 PM  

unlikely: I've had days like that. A week of nothing but crap at work, a few other setbacks, and hitting the down loop of the depressive cycle... one tiny little thing goes wrong and it's the most catastrophic thing in the world. "Ack, I've just dropped the quarter I was going to feed into this parking meter. I must now burn my car and leap in front of a cement mixer."


Cool. Will you post your death on Fark?
 
2013-11-09 02:06:24 PM  

Delay: unlikely: I've had days like that. A week of nothing but crap at work, a few other setbacks, and hitting the down loop of the depressive cycle... one tiny little thing goes wrong and it's the most catastrophic thing in the world. "Ack, I've just dropped the quarter I was going to feed into this parking meter. I must now burn my car and leap in front of a cement mixer."

Cool. Will you post your death on Fark?


I won't but I'm pretty sure someone will.
Odds of my eventual demise not winding up as a Fark headline: 0
 
2013-11-09 02:10:11 PM  
She must be a last gen Android user.
No ring, delete, lock ,or  location tracking
Q: "But what if her battery died?"
A: You just admitted she's a last gen Android user
 
2013-11-09 02:12:38 PM  
Well, she did lose a phone. Perfectly justifiable in my opinion.
 
2013-11-09 02:42:34 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-09 02:43:29 PM  
But how is she going to selfie that?
 
2013-11-09 02:47:33 PM  
Did I miss the part where she soaked the clothes in gas?
 
2013-11-09 03:20:51 PM  
www.redstaplerchronicles.com
mmmy mmy cellphone...going to burn down the building....
 
2013-11-09 03:34:56 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: well, I hope that was worth like 20 years of her life.


ITG:
That shiat should be the death penalty.  If you want to risk your own life/home, fine.  But risking an entire building of people?  fark that biatch.
 
2013-11-09 04:42:18 PM  

thamike: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 321x157]


/leaving satisfied
 
2013-11-09 07:09:41 PM  
doused them in gasoline and then tossed her lit cigarette onto the pile

She's crazy AND a fan of crappy action movies?
 
2013-11-09 07:19:37 PM  

Bslim: Where the fark did she come up with gasoline at 1am in an 8th floor apartment?


From the top cupboard next to the lead bowl of Plutonium.

Well, that's where I keep mine.
 
2013-11-09 07:49:01 PM  
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Stripper arsonist with the popo
 
2013-11-09 08:18:06 PM  
Did she find the phone?
 
2013-11-09 09:20:27 PM  

heyheyjerky: Did she find the phone?


She forgot to look under the laundry.
 
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