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(Mirror.co.uk)   Sorry Charlie, calling a judge "anus brain" might get you some jail time despite your fight for your children. Oh and calling your ex an "Adderall snorting husk"? Classic   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 35
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2013-11-09 11:24:40 AM
Yeah, I don't blame him.
 
2013-11-09 11:35:00 AM
She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.
 
2013-11-09 01:25:48 PM

cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.


That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.
 
2013-11-09 01:27:41 PM
This headline should get the Golden Missed Opportunities Award.
 
2013-11-09 03:06:44 PM
It seems like his brain has been rewired by drugs.
 
2013-11-09 03:44:24 PM
It's almost like ranting psychotically for the whole world to see might have negative effects down the road. How odd.
 
2013-11-09 03:56:16 PM
Heh heh, I want to see where this goes.  Really looks like that family is raising a couple of psychos there. Giving them back to drug addled biatch mom is a poopy headed move. Judge should thread lightly, Charlie has the money and bully pulpit to run him out of his robe.
 
2013-11-09 04:09:35 PM
Never heard it referred to as a gagging order.
 
2013-11-09 04:20:28 PM
Step 1: Date drug addled psycho
Step 2: Get her pregnant
Step 3: Get married
Step 4: Divorce her psycho hiney
Step 5: Say nasty things about your psycho, drug addled ex
Step 6: Profit? At the very least get lots of publicity

If he really wanted the boys to be safe he'd have suggested someone much better than her brother. Say his father or his brothers or sister. Anyone that's not related to Brooke would be a good start. I say completely take the boys away until crackie has at the very least a year of sobriety.
 
2013-11-09 04:22:34 PM
WINNNINNNG!!!
 
2013-11-09 04:25:00 PM
A friend of mine asked me what I thought of Charlie Sheen.

I said when you're old and crazy and poor they put you in a home.

And when you're old and crazy and rich they put you on TV....
 
2013-11-09 05:07:13 PM

missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.


You sure know a lot of pointless stuff.
 
2013-11-09 05:10:52 PM
Denise Richards is working towards sainthood.
 
2013-11-09 05:22:10 PM
WHINING!!!
 
2013-11-09 05:25:10 PM

Karma Chameleon: missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.

You sure know a lot of pointless stuff.


You have no idea.  My mother is addicted to the tabloids and the doings of celebrities is virtually all she talks about once she's exhausted the topic of her health.
 
2013-11-09 05:26:37 PM

Karma Chameleon: missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.

You sure know a lot of pointless stuff.

www.topnews.in
Pointless?
 
2013-11-09 05:41:23 PM
Did anyone really question whether or not these boys would grow up to be mentally ill?
 
2013-11-09 05:42:08 PM
While Sheen is a train wreck, I'd have to side with him.  Family court judges are anus brained by default.
 
2013-11-09 05:53:39 PM
www.frugal-cafe.com

sorry, Subby made me do it..
 
2013-11-09 06:00:37 PM

missmez: Karma Chameleon: missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.

You sure know a lot of pointless stuff.

You have no idea.  My mother is addicted to the tabloids and the doings of celebrities is virtually all she talks about once she's exhausted the topic of her health.


Your mother & my mother could be best friends. Mine also talks non stop about her bodily functions & celeb gossip. Because of my mother I know what a Kardashian is & that there are Jenners involved. She's getting coal again this xmas because of it.
 
ecl
2013-11-09 07:24:56 PM

missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.


The least he can do is pay the people who clean up his lifetime of mistakes and messes without making a public spectacle of it.  To paraphrase Emiliooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2013-11-09 07:30:58 PM
You can't call the judge an "anus brain"?

www.lawlz.org
 
2013-11-09 07:40:57 PM

ecl: missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.

The least he can do is pay the people who clean up his lifetime of mistakes and messes without making a public spectacle of it.  To paraphrase Emiliooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


He already pays for their housing, their schooling etc.  55k is a lot of money to feed two 4 year-olds.
 
2013-11-09 08:11:16 PM
Man lady, when Charlie Sheen thinks you have a drug problem, it's really time to check into a clinic.
 
2013-11-09 08:58:39 PM

missmez: ecl: missmez: cryinoutloud: She's a terrible mother but he's not much better. Denise Richards is raising his other set of twins, as well as those in the custody battle.
Hey, Charlie--next time you want to get laid, try a vasectomy instead.

That's the problem.  The boys were getting violent with Denise's daughters and pets, and the boys' mother refused to permit Denise to seek mental help for them.  Denise told the court she couldn't continue to keep the boys these circumstances, so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.

The least he can do is pay the people who clean up his lifetime of mistakes and messes without making a public spectacle of it.  To paraphrase Emiliooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He already pays for their housing, their schooling etc.  55k is a lot of money to feed two 4 year-olds.


$55k is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much for two 4 year olds. Try $10 total for both, and that's for luxury. Franks and beans don't cost much.
 
2013-11-09 08:59:20 PM
Err, that is to say, $10k....
 
2013-11-09 09:03:46 PM

TommyDeuce: Man lady, when Charlie Sheen thinks you have a drug problem, it's really time to check into a clinic.


This.  He may be a wingnut, but I get the feeling he's harmless to the kids.  An uncensored old coot, often annoying or puzzling, but I'm all for him in this case.

missmez: so the court appointed crackymom's brother temporary guardian and permitted him to move in with crackymom with the kids, effectively putting them back in her unofficial custody.  The brother immediately demanded he receive $55,000 in child support, of course.  Charlie's a psycho, but by god he's got a right to be pissed.


That's why I loathe most judges/courts that I hear about, and why Law Abiding Citizen is one of my favorite movies(until the shiatty ending, had a great Punisher vibe until the turnaround).  So many of them get so out of touch with reality and fairness I can't even laugh.  The corruption of power has given many of them god complexes.
 
2013-11-09 10:37:36 PM
Drama whores are not good parents? I'm SHOCKED!
Fark this AW, his offspring and every bit of bandwidth expended because of him.
Spend one day in my world, we will teach you how to behave properly.

.
 
2013-11-09 11:17:28 PM

Cerebral Knievel: [www.frugal-cafe.com image 498x288]

sorry, Subby made me do it..


came in for this
 
2013-11-09 11:58:02 PM

donnielove: Never heard it referred to as a gagging order.


In this case, it might be apropos to what we're all doing on hearing about this for the eleventy-ninth time.
 
2013-11-10 12:37:28 AM

the Alex Smith: Drama whores are not good parents? I'm SHOCKED!
Fark this AW, his offspring and every bit of bandwidth expended because of him.
Spend one day in my world, we will teach you how to behave properly.


Alex Smith would try to send the kids to their room for misbehavior but actually send them to the bottom of the stairs. Then he would need his nanny to come in and drag the kids upstairs after letting them sit there for two hours.
 
2013-11-10 03:46:00 AM

Bslim: Heh heh, I want to see where this goes.  Really looks like that family is raising a couple of psychos there. Giving them back to drug addled biatch mom is a poopy headed move. Judge should thread lightly, Charlie has the money and bully pulpit to run him out of his robe.


Heh heh. Yeah, sure..
 
2013-11-10 08:46:07 AM
'Anus brain'?!? If he does go to jail, maybe the 'dirty poo poo garbage' cop will have to talk him into going peacefully. Seems they both speak the same language.
 
2013-11-10 12:10:25 PM
 Oh and calling your ex an "Adderall snorting husk"? Classic


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I'm not sure I'd want one of these around my kids, either.
 
2013-11-10 12:49:50 PM
shouting adjective-heavy delusions of supremacy in to the retarded ether of twitter is surely going to help his cause. applying the literary pretensions of a mediocre pulp writer on a bender to a massive need for public recognition and approval might not be the best way to handle a private family matter and show you're a good parent. if i were the judge, i'd take his kids too, just to teach his overblown, big mouth a lesson. fark him and his money (which let's remember, was mostly made from repeating proscribed witticisms over a laugh track next to another 80's has-been). i hope his kids end up with someone more responsible than either of their trashy, scumfark parents.
 
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