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(New York Daily News)   Today's lesson for lonely noobs: How not to post online dating profile photos   (nydailynews.com) divider line 16
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2013-11-09 11:23:45 AM  
7 votes:
If I were single, my online dating pictures would be:

Me cooking dinner
Me raking leaves (just had to do that this morning)
Me vacuuming
Me cleaning the litterbox

The ladies in my 50ish age class would be all over me.
2013-11-09 12:06:09 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-09 11:53:44 AM  
2 votes:

ComaToast: Russian dating site. These were probably all approved by a shirtless Putin after a long day of wrestling forcing bears to be his horse, so that would explain the cultural disconnect.


www.russianlife.com
2013-11-09 11:14:08 AM  
2 votes:
FarkSingles.com
2013-11-09 09:47:46 AM  
2 votes:
This is the funniest damn thing I've found in awhile:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-11-09 02:20:58 PM  
1 votes:

Kibbler: If I were single, my online dating pictures would be:

Me cooking dinner
Me raking leaves (just had to do that this morning)
Me vacuuming
Me cleaning the litterbox


The ladies in my 50ish age class would be all over me.

mrwgifs.com
2013-11-09 12:05:38 PM  
1 votes:

milkyshirt: Pretty sure that's a woman. Note the strategically placed bubbles.


What kind of bullshiat dating site is that, they don't even identify the sex of the people?? I don't know which parts of my body to shave in preparation for a date.
2013-11-09 11:22:22 AM  
1 votes:
The last guy, with the muscles, and the acne all over his chest, "Steroids much, my good dude?"
2013-11-09 11:21:50 AM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: [assets.nydailynews.com image 610x479]

Hey, I'd date the guy in the bathtub--if he was about 40 years older, that is. A bubble bath, a glass of wine, and rubber gloves? I can't stop laughing at that picture.


User can not be ignored while favorited.  That is all
2013-11-09 11:20:49 AM  
1 votes:
Eh, I'd bang the cross-eyed mermad
2013-11-09 11:17:36 AM  
1 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

Hey, I'd date the guy in the bathtub--if he was about 40 years older, that is. A bubble bath, a glass of wine, and rubber gloves? I can't stop laughing at that picture.
2013-11-09 11:13:45 AM  
1 votes:
Well, maybe they're using strange bait because they are trying to catch strange fish.

Whatever works for them.
2013-11-09 11:13:02 AM  
1 votes:
"Hi WatermelonMunchingBikiniCladGal - I saw your profile pic on "FruityLovers" website.

Can you please answer a question to help clarify our potential compatibility? Was the pictured watermelon male or female? Was the watermelon face-up or face-down? Oh, and do you like to eat Kiwi fruit with the fuzzy skin on or off?

/that is all
2013-11-09 11:08:39 AM  
1 votes:
Sweet fark, my eyes.  They actually screamed and inverted in their sockets when I got to the one of the...person...on the kitchen counter.  Was that a dude or a chick?  I couldn't get a good look with my eyeballs pointing backwards.
2013-11-09 10:58:36 AM  
1 votes:
The watermelon girl was in an article a couple days ago, and it was most definitely NOT a dating profile.
2013-11-09 10:41:14 AM  
1 votes:
I've never seen a mermaid with a moustache before.

I'd actually let the watermelon girl go down on me.
 
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