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(The Consumerist)   Amy's Baking Company owner, tired of berating waitresses, now wants Reddit to close down   (consumerist.com) divider line 55
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2013-11-09 07:08:46 AM  
She is Steisanding herself extremely well.
 
2013-11-09 07:22:15 AM  

Ishkur: She is Steisanding herself attention whoring extremely well.


FTFY
 
2013-11-09 07:41:30 AM  
"They say we should die, we should kill ourselves... our animals should die, our cats should die," she tells FOX 10. "Look, if you don't like our behavior on the show, I'm sorry - don't watch the show."

You know how we can tell you're completely, utterly full of shiat, lady?
 
2013-11-09 07:59:54 AM  
The only rational explanation for Amy is that she has seen the non-Euclidean geometry and the terrors of the Old Ones.  It's why her eye are focused so far away. She is waiting for  Shub-Niggurath's return and wants to be the first consumed by the terror.
 
2013-11-09 08:10:45 AM  
I wish the scraggly old whore would shut her belching pie-hole and get her fat ass back into the kitchen.
 
2013-11-09 08:19:22 AM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I wish the scraggly old whore would shut her belching pie-hole and get her fat ass back into the kitchen.


I'll give you shutting her pie-hole, but have you seen what comes out of her kitchen?
 
2013-11-09 08:20:31 AM  
I say we encourage her to take on 4chan.
 
2013-11-09 08:21:14 AM  
Think of this every time i see a story about this chick. She weirds me right the fark out.

www.scaryforkids.com

/hot
 
2013-11-09 08:33:44 AM  
I really believe the "if you don't like it, don't watch it" argument should be Godwinned.

/you know who ELSE thought it should be Godwinned?
 
2013-11-09 08:35:17 AM  
In her defense, Reddit is awful.
 
2013-11-09 08:43:41 AM  
So, they're still a thing?

ABC, not Reddit.

And what happened to the guy/not-a-mobster getting deported? Or at least taking a trip to Belize?
 
2013-11-09 08:48:20 AM  

corq: I say we encourage her to take on 4chan.


This.

She is looking for attention, she got some, and now she's seeking more to shore up a business model and get more free publicity. It's a bakery that contracts out a lot of its baking. It's an outlet. It's run by folks who see profit, and seek it out, and are perhaps, their own worst enemies in interpersonal relations, but that isn't exactly unsurprising. They are a dime a dozen in Arizona. Giving her MOAR attention is just what she wants, because times are tough, and sometimes you need the boost to get folks to come in.
 
2013-11-09 09:28:46 AM  
Always Be Closing.
 
2013-11-09 09:42:52 AM  

corq: I say we encourage her to take on 4chan.


Just what ABC needs, 400 deliveries of pizza.
 
2013-11-09 10:17:51 AM  
How has that place not shut down yet?
 
2013-11-09 10:28:20 AM  

Gosling: How has that place not shut down yet?


Morbid curiosity.  We drive by from time to time (and you have to go into the plaza to see it) just to see what is going on.  They tend to be half full, but it must be to see the crazy.  There are much better places to eat nearby, so I don't want to stop there (my wife does, just for giggles).  Snowbirds are showing up now, so that group of self-entitled idiots are happy to help out another.
 
2013-11-09 11:11:52 AM  
We could just, you know, ignore her.
 
2013-11-09 11:47:30 AM  
Who is this broad?
 
2013-11-09 11:51:09 AM  

starsrift: corq: I say we encourage her to take on 4chan.

Just what ABC needs, 400 deliveries of pizza.


What, so she can serve them and claim that she made them?
 
2013-11-09 12:05:03 PM  
I still would.
There may be something wrong with me.
 
2013-11-09 12:16:15 PM  

Neo Geek: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I wish the scraggly old whore would shut her belching pie-hole and get her fat ass back into the kitchen.

I'll give you shutting her pie-hole, but have you seen what comes out of her kitchen?


Step1: Piss of the internet so that people send you 300 pizzas
Step2: Sell those pizzas as your own
Step 3: Profit

Brilliant. That little minx is trolling us all to the bank.
 
2013-11-09 12:26:55 PM  
"They say we should die, we should kill ourselves... our animals should die, our cats should die," she tells FOX 10. "Look, if you don't like our behavior on the show, I'm sorry - don't watch the show."

There are some christians who commit daily hate speech on Reddit. they pretend to be devout Atheists while acting all junked up on being mightier than thou. Must be them.

Next up: videos of guys who f*cked Justin Bieber in Brazil.
/r/gonewild with shy girls showing off their jumblies.
 
2013-11-09 12:41:58 PM  

ongbok: Neo Geek: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I wish the scraggly old whore would shut her belching pie-hole and get her fat ass back into the kitchen.

I'll give you shutting her pie-hole, but have you seen what comes out of her kitchen?

Step1: Piss of the internet so that people send you 300 pizzas
Step2: Sell those pizzas as your own
Step 3: Profit

Brilliant. That little minx is trolling us all to the bank.


http://amys-baking-company.myshopify.com/products/here-s-your-pizza- go -f-k-yourself
 
2013-11-09 12:44:14 PM  

Makh: ongbok: Neo Geek: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I wish the scraggly old whore would shut her belching pie-hole and get her fat ass back into the kitchen.

I'll give you shutting her pie-hole, but have you seen what comes out of her kitchen?

Step1: Piss of the internet so that people send you 300 pizzas
Step2: Sell those pizzas as your own
Step 3: Profit

Brilliant. That little minx is trolling us all to the bank.

http://amys-baking-company.myshopify.com/products/here-s-your-pizza- go -f-k-yourself


Now that's classy!
 
2013-11-09 01:10:16 PM  
Just like McCain dragging Palin out of Alaska, fark you Gordy for foisting this trainwreck on us.

/AZ, can we kick them out now?
 
2013-11-09 01:17:34 PM  

Gosling: How has that place not shut down yet?


The old guy has a big bank roll that he apparently doesn't mind spending on his gold digger arm candy.
 
2013-11-09 01:36:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: And what happened to the guy/not-a-mobster getting deported?


Right, because the laws apply to rich people.
 
2013-11-09 01:46:43 PM  
We've been doing the same for years, yet no one wants fark to close, wtf?.
 
2013-11-09 04:08:53 PM  
Why are we giving these morons any more bandwidth? Seriously, the only reason you're hearing anything about these morons is that the morons themselves are pushing this shiat to the media. The media loves a manufactured controversy, and so they dutifully post utter bullshiat because it'll sell advertising.

These idiots need to go away. Tuck them back into the hole from whence they came, seal it back up, and never speak of them again. It's the only way.
 
2013-11-09 05:12:39 PM  
Ok. I know this woman is the absolute apex of batshait crazy but.......is it wrong that I want to do dirty things to her while she makes those stupid cat noises?
 
2013-11-09 05:17:45 PM  

hitmanric: Ok. I know this woman is the absolute apex of batshait crazy but.......is it wrong that I want to do dirty things to her while she makes those stupid cat noises?


Yes. Yes it is.
 
2013-11-09 05:31:58 PM  
about their plans for a new reality show

www.heavyblogisheavy.com
 
2013-11-09 06:22:55 PM  
Because if there one thing I can believe, it's the internet hates cats.
 
2013-11-09 06:34:19 PM  

Zombie DJ: I still would.
There may be something wrong with me.


Steve McNair would like a word with you.
 
2013-11-09 06:44:17 PM  
FTFA:
"They say we should die, we should kill ourselves... our animals should die, our cats should die," she tells FOX 10. "Look, if you don't like our behavior on the show, I'm sorry - don't watch the show."

Look, Amy, if you don't like me wanting you to kill yourself, I'm sorry - kill yourself.
 
2013-11-09 07:00:28 PM  
Reddit gone?

Good... ...good.
 
2013-11-09 07:22:48 PM  
Redditors would never say her " cats should die". That would break the reddit code.
 
2013-11-09 08:05:54 PM  
"Look, if you don't like our behavior on the show, I'm sorry - don't watch the show."

But if you don't like the comments on reddit, it should be shut down. Got it.
 
2013-11-09 09:51:34 PM  
She's never seen reddit. I'll bet she's just trying to demonize something to look like a victim and renew her 15 minutes of fame.
 
2013-11-09 10:58:41 PM  

potterydove: Reddit gone?

Good... ...good.


Farkers' irrational antipathy for other websites providing similar roles is expected and yet, sad.

Its not like the various interweb sites demand (or deserve) sworn fealty. Its free content. And since Reddit's community is magnitudes larger than Fark's, there's magnitudes more content to sift through, most of of appearing on Fark 2 day later.

And Reddit's criticized format makes it easier to distill what content you are interested in. Do you really like Justin Beiber news? No? Then don't subscribe to the various Beiber forums. Really like Game of Thrones, but only the literary source, and not so much HBO adaptation? There is a vibrant community on Reddit that agrees. The degree of specialization is staggering compared to the seven categories Fark uses. For example, their /science forum is broken down into 13 distinct disciplines, each with further distinction within each. Fark? Post your link regarding evidence of Video games boosting brain volume to the "geek" forum, and watch it go red while multiple threads about which starlet should be cast as Wonder Woman get greened.

Also, BECAUSE of the size and robustness of Reddit, they attract surprisingly candid AMA threads from actors, authors, astronauts, comedians, ER doctors, musicians, poets, politicians, protitutes, plumbers, game designers, et al resulting in an open mic to anyone interested on basically anything.

But fark other sites that do the same thing Fark does, but better. Because tribalism!
 
2013-11-09 11:48:45 PM  
...now wants Reddit to close down

Get in line sister.
 
2013-11-10 12:03:11 AM  
Good luck with that, biatch.
 
2013-11-10 12:12:17 AM  

Funbags: potterydove: Reddit gone?

Good... ...good.

Farkers' irrational antipathy for other websites providing similar roles is expected and yet, sad.

Its not like the various interweb sites demand (or deserve) sworn fealty. Its free content. And since Reddit's community is magnitudes larger than Fark's, there's magnitudes more content to sift through, most of of appearing on Fark 2 day later.

And Reddit's criticized format makes it easier to distill what content you are interested in. Do you really like Justin Beiber news? No? Then don't subscribe to the various Beiber forums. Really like Game of Thrones, but only the literary source, and not so much HBO adaptation? There is a vibrant community on Reddit that agrees. The degree of specialization is staggering compared to the seven categories Fark uses. For example, their /science forum is broken down into 13 distinct disciplines, each with further distinction within each. Fark? Post your link regarding evidence of Video games boosting brain volume to the "geek" forum, and watch it go red while multiple threads about which starlet should be cast as Wonder Woman get greened.

Also, BECAUSE of the size and robustness of Reddit, they attract surprisingly candid AMA threads from actors, authors, astronauts, comedians, ER doctors, musicians, poets, politicians, protitutes, plumbers, game designers, et al resulting in an open mic to anyone interested on basically anything.

But fark other sites that do the same thing Fark does, but better. Because tribalism!


Eh, that's kind of the problem. Most of the stuff I like from Fark is things I never would have expected to like. A lot of happy surprises. I like the fact that Fark doesn't feature a trillion items a day, but also is very varied about the (relatively) few headlines that do get posted daily. Much more manageable.
 
2013-11-10 12:45:55 AM  

Funbags: And since Reddit's community is magnitudes larger than Fark's, there's magnitudes more content to sift through, most of of appearing on Fark 2 day later.


And all of it looking like AIDS-infected sweaty balls on Reddit's retarded abortion of a message forum.
 
2013-11-10 01:07:22 AM  

Corn_Fed: Much more manageable.


So, a news-aggregation site that allows any of its users to post anything, all the time, and instead of having some arbitrary modmin decide if its worthy, Reddit invites its entire community to define what is pertinent content to that community. And this is somehow *less* manageable than Fark? Really??

Reddit exposes its community to many more trillions of things you might not know you are interested in, than Fark ever could on their most active day. And thats just assuming you do nothing to refine your view to the subreddits you are actually interested in. Fark assumes you are interested in a sadly broad set of topics. Thus, "Entertainment" includes fans of Duck Dynasty, Dr Who, and whatever the Kardashians are doing, because the Fark Entertainment tab is counting on your interest in all of the above, whereas Reddit has several subs that keep the Duck Dynasty fans from the Dr Who fans.

But that's worse, right? Because, Fark is much more manageable.
 
2013-11-10 01:36:45 AM  
Maybe she should get on the Howard Stern show with that one vibratythingy and make some really crazy Amy faces.

/Alex Jones should show up for this conference too...
//And Al Jourgensen
///And that Manson guy...I forget which one
////And the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson
//Perhaps the Crowley dude, where ever the hell he is now.
 
2013-11-10 01:41:35 AM  

Ishkur: Funbags: And since Reddit's community is magnitudes larger than Fark's, there's magnitudes more content to sift through, most of of appearing on Fark 2 day later.

And all of it looking like AIDS-infected sweaty balls on Reddit's retarded abortion of a message forum.


Had you bothered to register a Reddit account (which incidentally requires LESS info than Fark requires to post, as you have done), you'd be able to restrict your view to only content from forums you specifically selected. Bored of AIDS-infected sweaty ball-content? Don't subscribe.

But by all means, keep reading what Fark modmins arbitrarily determined what was suitable for the "Entertainment", "Business", and "Geek" tabs, because that's all the specificity anyone needs!

Also, continue paying $5 to have the TotalFarkers regurgitate what they saw on Reddit 2 days ago, so your inanely snarky comments appear before the Liters! TOTALFARKERS ARE MOAR RELEVANT BECAUSE THEY PAY TO BE READ FIRST! ALSO LOUD NOISES! QED!!!
 
2013-11-10 01:52:28 AM  

Funbags: you'd be able to restrict your view to only content from forums you specifically selected.


That's a dumb idea. Why would I only want to restrict content to single subject forums? That only promotes naval-gazing, groupthink, and unconditional self-affirmation. I prefer a community of diverse opinions on a variety of subjects. Not insulating fundamentalism dominating walled gardens. Sounds like AOL all over again.

Funbags: Also, continue paying $5


I don't pay for TotalFark. I earn it.
 
2013-11-10 01:58:52 AM  

Funbags: Ishkur: Funbags: And since Reddit's community is magnitudes larger than Fark's, there's magnitudes more content to sift through, most of of appearing on Fark 2 day later.

And all of it looking like AIDS-infected sweaty balls on Reddit's retarded abortion of a message forum.

Had you bothered to register a Reddit account (which incidentally requires LESS info than Fark requires to post, as you have done), you'd be able to restrict your view to only content from forums you specifically selected. Bored of AIDS-infected sweaty ball-content? Don't subscribe.

But by all means, keep reading what Fark modmins arbitrarily determined what was suitable for the "Entertainment", "Business", and "Geek" tabs, because that's all the specificity anyone needs!

Also, continue paying $5 to have the TotalFarkers regurgitate what they saw on Reddit 2 days ago, so your inanely snarky comments appear before the Liters! TOTALFARKERS ARE MOAR RELEVANT BECAUSE THEY PAY TO BE READ FIRST! ALSO LOUD NOISES! QED!!!


Dude, you're really a downer. I tried to bring a wonderfully uplifting idea of having a scary girl smudge over a machine whose purpose is to go bzzzzbonky. What the hell? New bibles could have been written about this potential. Are you that bad butterfly effect kinda guy? 100,000,000,231,423,166.0042 spunkys died to suggest this information.

/I would like to apologize to the following:
 
2013-11-10 02:09:57 AM  

Funbags: potterydove: Reddit gone?

Good... ...good.

Farkers' irrational antipathy for other websites providing similar roles is expected and yet, sad...
[snippitysnipsnip]
...But fark other sites that do the same thing Fark does, but better. Because tribalism!


WELL IF YOU LIKE REDDIT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY IT
 
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