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(Omaha World Herald)   Men with beards are healthier, more attractive, and more likely to listen to Mumford & Sons   (omaha.com) divider line 115
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2013-11-08 06:52:12 PM
I grew a beard once, after getting my degree. Eventually shaved it off. Now I'm stuck. The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

Not Amish. Don't know who Mumford is, nor his sons.

Wat do?
 
2013-11-08 07:22:50 PM

IronTom: The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.


I think they need anatomy/physiology lessons.
 
2013-11-08 07:39:57 PM
epguides.com

Bom bom BWAN NUMP
Bom bom BWAN NUMP Bwan nump bwan
 
2013-11-08 07:46:37 PM
It's 2013. I don't think men need to marry a woman if they don't want to, even if there are health benefits.
 
2013-11-08 07:55:35 PM
Had a full beard in my last year of high school. Looked like a Hells' Angel trainee. Even the teachers looked at me funny.
 
2013-11-08 08:05:08 PM

gopher321: Had a full beard in my last year of high school. Looked like a Hells' Angel trainee. Even the teachers looked at me funny.


Prospect.  I'm an expert on all things biker as I watch Sons of Anarchy.
 
2013-11-08 08:15:38 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

I think they need anatomy/physiology lessons.


ok, 'should'  Or in their culture 'can'  Once people see you bearded, then that's that, apparently.
 
2013-11-08 08:37:33 PM

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

I think they need anatomy/physiology lessons.

ok, 'should'  Or in their culture 'can'  Once people see you bearded, then that's that, apparently.


It's the wedding ring that GROWS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!
 
2013-11-08 08:37:35 PM
I'm more of a Sunn O))) guy.
 
2013-11-08 08:54:03 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

I think they need anatomy/physiology lessons.

ok, 'should'  Or in their culture 'can'  Once people see you bearded, then that's that, apparently.

It's the wedding ring that GROWS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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2013-11-08 09:13:41 PM
GIS'ing "Mumford tattoos" is depressing.
 
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2013-11-08 09:17:38 PM

ThrnPhl: I'm more of a Sunn O))) guy.


i192.photobucket.com

I used this for maybe six months.  Ten years ago I was told it would make a good boat anchor.  Last year I was offered a few hundred for it.  I can't see any reason why someone would want it.
 
2013-11-08 09:35:39 PM

IronTom: I grew a beard once, after getting my degree. Eventually shaved it off. Now I'm stuck. The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

Not Amish. Don't know who Mumford is, nor his sons.

Wat do?


Well before mumford it was kings of leon. Before that it was the killers. Before that it the strokes. Before that it was counting crows. Before that it was collective soul. Before that live.....

So on and so forth
 
2013-11-08 09:38:08 PM
I was working for Christopher Gross at the Biltmore in Phoenix, and when we moved to the new space to start Crush, the Exec asked me how I'd feel about shaving my beard for the new place.

I told him: "It's been a pleasure working with you, and I wish you all the luck in the future."

Hubie ain't shaving his beard. Grew it in college, and I keep it trimmed because I am a working chef, but I can't remember the last time my chin saw daylight.
 
2013-11-08 09:38:45 PM

Peter von Nostrand: IronTom: I grew a beard once, after getting my degree. Eventually shaved it off. Now I'm stuck. The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

Not Amish. Don't know who Mumford is, nor his sons.

Wat do?

Well before mumford it was kings of leon. Before that it was the killers. Before that it the strokes. Before that it was counting crows. Before that it was collective soul. Before that live.....

So on and so forth


Huh. Interesting. I've never liked a single one of those groups.
 
2013-11-08 09:52:28 PM

Peter von Nostrand: IronTom: I grew a beard once, after getting my degree. Eventually shaved it off. Now I'm stuck. The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

Not Amish. Don't know who Mumford is, nor his sons.

Wat do?

Well before mumford it was kings of leon. Before that it was the killers. Before that it the strokes. Before that it was counting crows. Before that it was collective soul. Before that live.....

So on and so forth


i.imgur.com

Doesn't get as much respect as it deserves.
 
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2013-11-08 10:07:43 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Doesn't get as much respect as it deserves.


The people that like it love it.  Satellites is a fine album.
 
2013-11-08 10:14:59 PM
My wife hates beards. She was afraid of them as a kid, would not even go near family members that had beards.

I can get to 5-6 days of stubble before I start getting told I have to shave if I want anything from her.
 
2013-11-08 10:34:31 PM
Had my beard for almost 20 years now, ain't dead yet, got laid more than the preceding 20 years without it.

I'm keeping it.
 
2013-11-08 10:48:47 PM
meh

yes, submitted with funnier zz top oriented headline
 
2013-11-08 10:49:06 PM

Got rid of his beard, haven't heard about him since.


a.abcnews.com

 
2013-11-08 10:49:13 PM

Slives: My wife hates beards. She was afraid of them as a kid, would not even go near family members that had beards.

I can get to 5-6 days of stubble before I start getting told I have to shave if I want anything from her.


Does she have an uncle with a beard?
 
2013-11-08 10:49:51 PM
I have a beard. AND I like Mumford & Sons. Get out of my head, subby!
 
2013-11-08 10:49:55 PM
A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.
 
2013-11-08 10:52:00 PM

MrHappyRotter: A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.


They hide double chins and can be used to create the illusion of a strong jawline. They're like push-up bras and spanx but for dudes.
 
2013-11-08 10:52:06 PM
This is the backlash from metrosexuals I guess.
 
2013-11-08 10:52:29 PM

Peter von Nostrand: IronTom: I grew a beard once, after getting my degree. Eventually shaved it off. Now I'm stuck. The Amish say that you can only grow a beard once.

Not Amish. Don't know who Mumford is, nor his sons.

Wat do?

Well before mumford it was kings of leon. Before that it was the killers. Before that it the strokes. Before that it was counting crows. Before that it was collective soul. Before that live.....

So on and so forth


live was after Counting Crows and Collective Soul.
 
2013-11-08 10:53:06 PM
in a moment of weakness I almost posted a picture of myself on here with a gigantic bushy beard I grew a couple years ago

thankfully, that picture is no longer available through google it seems. yay!
 
2013-11-08 10:53:25 PM
I do very common northerner thing: start the beard around November 1st, shave it off (except the chin)) mid March-ish.
 
2013-11-08 10:55:57 PM
I'm giving Grovember a try this year, after eschewing facial hair since my college days. Im not sold on it yet, but will see how it works out. The girl hasn't expressed a distaste, so far.

/no neck beard, however
 
2013-11-08 10:56:52 PM
In other words, the guys from Duck Dynasty are sexier than any of you assholes will ever be
 
2013-11-08 10:57:03 PM
There are two kinds of restaurants in my world:

1.  Where I order the "bearded clams with cream" and get thrown out with police officers waiting outside.

2.  Where I do the same, but am in a Vegas whorehouse, and get exactly what I ordered from the menu.
 
2013-11-08 10:58:30 PM
I grew one thirty-five years ago, when my son was born, but shaved it off less than a year later.

I grew it again a year ago and it came in mostly white.  I get compliments from kids and the elderly alike.  I'm keeping it for a while, I think.
 
2013-11-08 11:03:16 PM
i.imgur.com
How did this get overlooked?
 
2013-11-08 11:04:41 PM
how about fabulous Movember mustaches cuz I got one of those.


/half true
 
2013-11-08 11:05:15 PM
I think I look ten years younger than my actual age (prolly not true, but I believe it),

Except when I stop shaving. My beard is white and I look like Poppa Smurf. fark that shiat.
 
2013-11-08 11:05:16 PM

MrHappyRotter: A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.


Depends. Beards are like heads of hair. Some are nice. Some should be shaved.
Quite proud of my own. Makes me look sort of like a cross between Satan and Santa Claus. The old man calls it 'the bear trap'.
 
2013-11-08 11:05:18 PM

Hoban Washburne: gopher321: Had a full beard in my last year of high school. Looked like a Hells' Angel trainee. Even the teachers looked at me funny.

Prospect.  I'm an expert on all things biker as I watch Sons of Anarchy.


Probie is the term we use.
 
2013-11-08 11:07:06 PM
 
2013-11-08 11:07:13 PM

jaytkay: I think I look ten years younger than my actual age (prolly not true, but I believe it),

Except when I stop shaving. My beard is white and I look like Poppa Smurf. fark that shiat.


Papa Smurf Papa Smurf!  Something isn't smurfy!  Your beard...  it's been smurfed!
 
2013-11-08 11:08:56 PM
I'm not really that old, but mine's already all white on the sides. So I have the choice of looking around 20 years older than I am, or sticking with the goatee. Eh. I've sported the chin guard this long, I figure it's a look that works for me. I'm old enough now that I probably shouldn't be experimenting.
 
2013-11-08 11:09:24 PM
I started growing mine back in June. I keep it trimmed between a long stubble and a short beard. I was apprehensive because I didn't want to look like a douche that listens to Mumford & Sons, but I'd been wanting to see how it looks for awhile. It makes me look about 10 years older, so I almost look as old as I am. I've got nothing but compliments and plan to keep it for the foreseeable future.
 
2013-11-08 11:09:46 PM
I don't need to grow on my face what grows wild around my asshole.
 
2013-11-08 11:10:01 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: MrHappyRotter: A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.

They hide double chins and can be used to create the illusion of a strong jawline. They're like push-up bras and spanx but for dudes.


Strongly agree.  100%.

wellreadneck: MrHappyRotter: A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.

Depends. Beards are like heads of hair. Some are nice. Some should be shaved.
Quite proud of my own. Makes me look sort of like a cross between Satan and Santa Claus. The old man calls it 'the bear trap'.


Strongly disagree.  All facial hair is an improvement over no facial hair on any and every man I've ever encountered.
 
2013-11-08 11:10:34 PM
I can't grow a beard worth shiat so that I mean I am a fat unhealthy unattractive bum destined to live by myself.  Mumford and Sons had one decent song.
 
2013-11-08 11:12:48 PM
I'm 32 and can't really grow much of a beard.
 
2013-11-08 11:13:23 PM

MrHappyRotter: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: MrHappyRotter: A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.

They hide double chins and can be used to create the illusion of a strong jawline. They're like push-up bras and spanx but for dudes.

Strongly agree.  100%.

wellreadneck: MrHappyRotter: A good beard on a guy is like a good set of tits on a woman. I admit it.  I'm a sucker for facial hair.  Take an average or below average looking dude, add a beard and suddenly you've gone from a 3 to an 8.

Maybe it's the fact that you've got hair covering your otherwise ugly face.  Maybe it's some primitive mammalian brain circuit kicking into high gear.  I don't know.  I don't care.  All I know is, beards are amazing and the semi-recent popularity and trend of beards has got me all worked up.

Depends. Beards are like heads of hair. Some are nice. Some should be shaved.
Quite proud of my own. Makes me look sort of like a cross between Satan and Santa Claus. The old man calls it 'the bear trap'.

Strongly disagree.  All facial hair is an improvement over no facial hair on any and every man I've ever encountered.


ooh, I think my Movember 'stache could disabuse you of that notion
 
2013-11-08 11:14:07 PM
I wish I could have a beard, but OSHA's outdated respirator rules don't allow it. About twice a year I grow a mustache. I guess mostly to assert my independence, as my wife really hates it. It usually only lasts a month or so.
 
2013-11-08 11:14:21 PM
skullkrusher:

ooh, I think my Movember 'stache could disabuse you of that notion

On the contrary, I'm fapping in antici


pation.
 
2013-11-08 11:14:56 PM
I've had a beard since I could grow one at about 19 years old, and I can't imagine shaving my whole face every day. I shaved it off once, at about 35, and everyone said I looked 12.
 
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