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2013-11-08 08:11:59 PM  
Well, it's better for you than a soda.
 
2013-11-08 08:13:03 PM  
Newbaum Turk approves!
 
2013-11-08 08:13:53 PM  
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2013-11-08 08:13:55 PM  
Richie Incognito approves!
 
2013-11-08 08:14:20 PM  
SkiiiNNNNNNEEEEEERRRR!
 
2013-11-08 08:18:19 PM  
High school students? WTF?
 
2013-11-08 08:19:46 PM  
*scans headline*


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2013-11-08 08:25:28 PM  
The Pecatonica School District superintendent apologized this week after the mother of a cognitively disabled high school student in the district said administrators mishandled an incident that led to her son drinking another student's urine. The mother said she learned of the incident from one of her son's friends four days after it occurred on a bus carrying the Pecatonica High School's junior varsity football team last month. The State Journal is not naming the student or his mother to protect his identity. "Nobody from the school contacted me about it," she said. "And until I asked about it, they hadn't made much of an investigation." She also said her son, an 18-year-old senior who was a team manager, was goaded into drinking the urine by some of the players who chanted, "Drink it, drink it."

Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.
 
2013-11-08 08:30:35 PM  

MFAWG: Newbaum Turk approves!


indeed

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2013-11-08 08:33:46 PM  
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2013-11-08 08:34:48 PM  
Everyone here went full retard.
 
2013-11-08 08:42:03 PM  

Omahawg: MFAWG: Newbaum Turk approves!

indeed


Definitely got a.....WANG to it.
 
2013-11-08 08:49:12 PM  
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2013-11-08 08:49:18 PM  
No mention in the article whether or not they tested for hepatitis, etc.
 
2013-11-08 08:49:18 PM  
lawrence...lawrence of arabia....he was english guy who went to fight the turkish

and drink pee
 
2013-11-08 08:58:56 PM  

LoneVVolf: Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.


For fark's sake, what's wrong with you? Calling the poor kid a "window licker" (sic, as there's supposed to be a hyphen in there) among other things is horrible. I'm all for jokes and comedy, but Jesus, that's just insensitive.
 
2013-11-08 09:07:56 PM  

maram500: LoneVVolf: Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.

For fark's sake, what's wrong with you? Calling the poor kid a "window licker" (sic, as there's supposed to be a hyphen in there) among other things is horrible. I'm all for jokes and comedy, but Jesus, that's just insensitive.


Trying to chew his ear off on the short bus is much more PC these days.
 
2013-11-08 09:08:57 PM  

bojon: maram500: LoneVVolf: Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.

For fark's sake, what's wrong with you? Calling the poor kid a "window licker" (sic, as there's supposed to be a hyphen in there) among other things is horrible. I'm all for jokes and comedy, but Jesus, that's just insensitive.

Trying to chew his ear off on the short bus is much more PC these days.


It isn't about being PC--it's about being a decent human being.
 
2013-11-08 09:23:07 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-08 09:36:58 PM  
In middle school my biology teacher fed us what he said were earthworm brownies.
 
2013-11-08 10:22:41 PM  

maram500: bojon: maram500: LoneVVolf: Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.

For fark's sake, what's wrong with you? Calling the poor kid a "window licker" (sic, as there's supposed to be a hyphen in there) among other things is horrible. I'm all for jokes and comedy, but Jesus, that's just insensitive.

Trying to chew his ear off on the short bus is much more PC these days.

It isn't about being PC--it's about being a decent human being.


You've come to the wrong site looking for decent human beings.
 
2013-11-08 11:18:05 PM  

A Terrible Human: maram500: bojon: maram500: LoneVVolf: Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.

For fark's sake, what's wrong with you? Calling the poor kid a "window licker" (sic, as there's supposed to be a hyphen in there) among other things is horrible. I'm all for jokes and comedy, but Jesus, that's just insensitive.

Trying to chew his ear off on the short bus is much more PC these days.

It isn't about being PC--it's about being a decent human being.

You've come to the wrong site looking for decent human beings.


I'm the wrong damned person to be looking for decent human beings. I'm a horrible one. But sometimes--sometimes!--even Fark crosses the line...the line that's really, really, really far out there.
 
2013-11-08 11:23:51 PM  
Why has no one asked.the obvious questions- why is there a kid pissing on the bus? Who is this kid? Then, why stick the gatorade bottle full of piss ON TOP OF A COOLER? Who the helk raised that little disgusting urchin? Sure, get pissy at the school, but really, teach that one creepy kid to piss before he gets on the bus, and.if he absolutely cant hold it, dont put the cup of piss with the foodstuffs!
 
2013-11-09 12:34:15 AM  

earthworm2.0: Why has no one asked.the obvious questions- why is there a kid pissing on the bus? Who is this kid? Then, why stick the gatorade bottle full of piss ON TOP OF A COOLER? Who the helk raised that little disgusting urchin? Sure, get pissy at the school, but really, teach that one creepy kid to piss before he gets on the bus, and.if he absolutely cant hold it, dont put the cup of piss with the foodstuffs!


When we first moved into this apartment building our neighbor's son was pissing in bottles and leaving them outside.
 
2013-11-09 02:22:27 AM  

A Terrible Human: earthworm2.0: Why has no one asked.the obvious questions- why is there a kid pissing on the bus? Who is this kid? Then, why stick the gatorade bottle full of piss ON TOP OF A COOLER? Who the helk raised that little disgusting urchin? Sure, get pissy at the school, but really, teach that one creepy kid to piss before he gets on the bus, and.if he absolutely cant hold it, dont put the cup of piss with the foodstuffs!

When we first moved into this apartment building our neighbor's son was pissing in bottles and leaving them outside.


I smell a future Howard Hughes!

/...and a whole lot of asparagus...
 
2013-11-09 02:37:29 AM  
FTFA: The State Journal is not naming the student or his mother to protect his identity.

But from the same article we know that he is an 18-year-old senior from Pecatonia High School, is a team manager for the junior varsity football team and cognitively disabled.
 
2013-11-09 04:03:48 AM  

LoneVVolf: ... a cognitively disabled high school student ...  a team manage

Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.


Why shouldn't a blind or deaf person be a manager?
 
2013-11-09 06:03:06 AM  
Meh, he's 18. He can legally choose to drink pee if he wants to.

But why does he have to do it in front of children? He should be the one in trouble.
 
2013-11-09 06:47:18 AM  

maram500: A Terrible Human: maram500: bojon: maram500: LoneVVolf: Well there's your problem... keep the window licker on a short bus and he won't be drinking people's piss.

For fark's sake, what's wrong with you? Calling the poor kid a "window licker" (sic, as there's supposed to be a hyphen in there) among other things is horrible. I'm all for jokes and comedy, but Jesus, that's just insensitive.

Trying to chew his ear off on the short bus is much more PC these days.

It isn't about being PC--it's about being a decent human being.

You've come to the wrong site looking for decent human beings.

I'm the wrong damned person to be looking for decent human beings. I'm a horrible one. But sometimes--sometimes!--even Fark crosses the line...the line that's really, really, really far out there.


Even I, a double college dropout, alcoholic, drug-abusing loser, am sometimes offended by fark (insert 'welcometofark.jpg' here). Some of these people really belong on 4chan.
 
2013-11-09 08:36:14 AM  
Came looking for the story about the kid who would get his Mt. Dew stolen by a bully and replaced the contents with piss in preparation for the event...

Not the same story at all.
 
2013-11-09 09:19:45 AM  
Oh big farking deal. He took one sip then immediately spit it out. Probably got the equivalent amount of urine in his mouth as he would by swimming in a public pool for twenty minutes. And btw, urine is sterile.
 
2013-11-09 03:28:07 PM  
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