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2013-11-08 04:43:59 PM  
18 votes:

SilentStrider: FlashHarry: i forgot to add:

• the best thing to happen to the democratic party since FDR

Ted Cruz seems to be giving her a run for her money on that one.


scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-11-08 08:59:47 PM  
15 votes:
If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?
2013-11-08 03:36:59 PM  
15 votes:
"I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!
2013-11-08 03:53:30 PM  
12 votes:
This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.
2013-11-08 04:24:48 PM  
11 votes:
From the comments:
I am dealing with bursitis at the moment, so the thought of listening to Snow Snooki narrating her book just exacerbates my pain!

*snort*
2013-11-08 06:28:37 PM  
8 votes:
Herpety doo dah, derpety ay.
My, oh my, what a derpety day.
Plenty of morans votin' my way.
Herpety doo dah, derpety ay!

Got a chip here on my shoulder.
Don't know the truth, don't know what's actual,
Everything is counterfactual.

Herpety doo dah, derpety ay.
Votin' for teatards, wonderful day!
2013-11-08 06:20:57 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-08 05:05:45 PM  
8 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out


This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.
2013-11-08 06:46:52 PM  
7 votes:

netweavr: Atheists kill good Christian babies to appease their Science-God.


i.imgur.com
SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!
2013-11-08 06:37:19 PM  
7 votes:
The book comes in paperback and coloring.
2013-11-08 04:46:13 PM  
7 votes:
The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

She's talking about the used underwear vending machines in Japan, isn't she?
2013-11-08 08:57:31 PM  
6 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: That said, ain't hard on the eyes and has a fairly decent rack.


She's nearly fifty.

Take off that bra and it would be like watching two cups of molasses drain to her waist.
2013-11-08 03:47:39 PM  
6 votes:
"So are you ready for some good, old-fashioned words? Here are some: work, honesty, courage, justice, thrift, perseverance," said the woman that quit her job.
2013-11-08 03:35:48 PM  
6 votes:
I have a hard time believe she could read, much less write, a book without quitting midway through.
2013-11-08 10:29:43 PM  
5 votes:
Sometimes  I don't think Sarah Palin is very smart.

There.
I said it.
2013-11-08 07:00:30 PM  
5 votes:

netweavr: Atheism cannot stand on it's own, that's why it constantly attacks religion. In a true meritocracy atheism would be disregarded as an antiquated worldview.



cannot stand on it is own

on it is own

it is own
2013-11-09 02:41:12 AM  
4 votes:
I'm an atheist. I'm also a vegetarian. Oh, and I love dogs.

Does that make me just like Hitler, capable of the atrocities this woman believes should be ascribed to the non-religious?

According to Sarah Palin, yes it does.

According to my wife, I need to get up off the couch and do the dishes.

One of these women is living in a dream world.
2013-11-09 02:41:07 AM  
4 votes:

Lor M. Ipsum: Good God, those are some wild, brainless ideas.  I bet her followers party like some crazy mother farkers.  I'm half tempted to convert and enjoy their batshiat crazy ways...who knows, it might be like trying acid for the first time:  you hear all these crazy stories about what its like to try it and how it changes your perspective on life forever.  Half of you wants to experience another world of existence, while the other half appreciates your grounded sense of reality.  Red pill or blue pill?  Damn, it's tempting...


I know you're just joking, but don't.  Just. Don't.  It can irreversably fark up your brain in a way that you lose connection with reality, see and hear farked up shiat, believe in all sorts of weird conspiracies, and altogether just aren't there any more.  A lot of people come back, seemingly fine.  Maybe even the majority.  But some don't.  I lost a few friends to it, who were once smart and funny, but now walk around like zombies, as if the very essence of humanity had been violently ripped from them, leaving an empty shell.  One now requires 24/7 supervision in a mental institution. This is why, when the topic comes up, I try to discourage anyone from trying Sarah Palin for the first time.
2013-11-08 08:19:33 PM  
4 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out

This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.

LOL, you guys are easily provoked.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-11-08 06:53:01 PM  
4 votes:

Flappyhead: UncomfortableSilence: The book comes in paperback and coloring.

You mean I gotta wait for the pop-up version?


They had some problems in production, tea partiers were frightened by the athiests, gays, illegals, and libs popping out at them and had to be replaced by Jesus.
2013-11-08 05:50:12 PM  
4 votes:

assets.nydailynews.com



"WHAT THE F*CK AM I READING?"



archive.mensjournal.com



"YOU'RE NOT READING, HONEYBUCKET. YOU'RE DRAWING THE NATIVITY SCENE WITH DECAPITATED PORNOGRAPHIC RABBITS, ALL OVER THE BOOK YOU WROTE."



www.telegraph.co.uk



"I WROTE A BOOK!"

2013-11-08 04:42:39 PM  
4 votes:

SilentStrider: Ted Cruz seems to be giving her a run for her money on that one.


I'm wondering if someone is getting a wee jealous about not being the prettiest girl in the room anymore.
2013-11-08 04:32:21 PM  
4 votes:
ITT: Libtards just can't deal with a smart, sexy, powerful conservative woman.
2013-11-08 03:56:43 PM  
4 votes:
sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.
2013-11-09 06:03:14 AM  
3 votes:

fluffy2097: ATHEISM! WE ATTACK A MENTALLY CHALLENGED POLITICIAN BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY PERSON WE CAN WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH!


Relax, pal. You're among friends. We Godless will not harm you.
Harming is too much like work.
We might spill our latte double ventes on our Macbook Airs.
2013-11-08 10:31:03 PM  
3 votes:

Aquapope: "Atheism's track record makes the Spanish Inquisition look like Disneyland by comparison"
That doesn't even make any sense.  What point is she retardedly trying to make? At best it sounds mostly like an indictment of the Inquisition, which was all about killing Muslims - I thought she was in favor of that.

Atheism's track record makes the 1963 Dodgers look like a Waffle House.  It makes as much sense.


The '63 Dodgers and Waffle House actually did look a lot alike - their batters both sucked.

/tip your waitress and get off my lawn :)
2013-11-08 08:24:16 PM  
3 votes:
If laughing is the equivalent of freaking out, then I must have shat myself a million times during the show Jackass.  Why am I terrified of such a strong, conservative shopping cart hitting random things like cars and sidewalks?
2013-11-08 07:24:14 PM  
3 votes:
She stole that from Rand Paul.
2013-11-08 07:10:29 PM  
3 votes:

Deedeemarz: I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....


Ah, holly wreaths and evergreen pine trees, just like the ones Jesus and his disciples celebrated with during the depths of the long Jerusalem winters.
2013-11-08 06:41:29 PM  
3 votes:
There's nothing funnier than listening to Matt "Dr Who #11" Smith trying to impersonate Sarah Palin, WITH an American accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXu9b8mQqt8
2013-11-08 06:40:21 PM  
3 votes:
Atheists kill good Christian babies to appease their Science-God.
2013-11-08 06:32:57 PM  
3 votes:
One of the small joys I have in life is going to the Salvation Army twice a year and seeing he exact same Sarah Palin books on the shelves for $0.50 year after year.
2013-11-08 06:32:21 PM  
3 votes:

edmo: Is this another "Militant Atheist" thread?


I hope not. I hate to miss the Militant Atheist threads, and I'm nearly out of Militant soda and Militant Cheetos and haven't gone to the Militant 7-11 yet.
2013-11-08 06:31:03 PM  
3 votes:

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!


Cedar Waxwings will share berries when they land in trees. The one that lands closest to the berry clusters will pick one and pass it down the line to the others.

CEDAR WAXWINGS FOLLOW CHRIST!
2013-11-08 06:29:01 PM  
3 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.


Well, at least you've found a way to feel superior to both, and that's all that really matters. :D
2013-11-08 06:25:29 PM  
3 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out

This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.

LOL, you guys are easily provoked.


You're really going after this. Why are you freaking out so hard?
2013-11-08 05:16:18 PM  
3 votes:

gunslinger_RG: never listen to 4 and a half hours of Sarah Palin talking about anything.


it may not be against the Geneva Convention if you get paid for it, but I think it still violates OSHA regs.
2013-11-08 05:09:54 PM  
3 votes:
I am so confirmed in my conservative dogma that I must buy a book every six weeks to reaffirm what I tell myself I already think.
2013-11-08 04:34:32 PM  
3 votes:
- Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.
2013-11-08 04:29:17 PM  
3 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: It's a book about protecting Christmas.

Sadly, there are no Chick-fil-A restaurants in Alaska.

Yeah, that fits right in.


Shows what you know.  The three wise men brought take out.  There was no kitchen in that stable.
2013-11-08 04:11:07 PM  
3 votes:

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"


That was so stupid I got dizzy.
2013-11-08 04:03:08 PM  
3 votes:
i forgot to add:

• the best thing to happen to the democratic party since FDR
2013-11-08 03:46:03 PM  
3 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

cAN'T STOP LAUGHING.


There are so many inconceivably ignorant ideas wrapped up in that one sentence that it is almost impressive.
2013-11-09 09:04:10 AM  
2 votes:
Apparently when a government bans the practice of religion, the people following that religion immediately lose their faith and become atheists. It never occurred to me that faith would work that way.
2013-11-09 06:18:33 AM  
2 votes:

spelletrader: vernonFL: "Luke 6:27-36

I love Sarah Palin."

-- Rand Paul


And he copied that from Wikipedia.
2013-11-09 01:15:25 AM  
2 votes:
Can you spot the atheist?:

www.moscowtopnews.com
2013-11-09 01:00:44 AM  
2 votes:
Hurr you liberals support murdurus dictaters who were atheists durr
hurr che gwuhvarrah is your hee row derp derp derp derp
2013-11-09 12:26:34 AM  
2 votes:
I'd hit it!

/Then put it in reverse, and run her down yet again.
2013-11-08 08:46:27 PM  
2 votes:
Walgreens' 24-page nationwide circular used the word holiday 36 times without one mention of Christmas.

i.imgur.com
2013-11-08 08:00:12 PM  
2 votes:

Elegy: ITT: Libtards just can't deal with a smart, sexy, powerful conservative woman.


Find one and let's see if I can deal.  Sarah is a fairly stupid whore from where I stand, not that that is a bad thing - stupid whores sometimes forget to charge for their services.
2013-11-08 07:47:42 PM  
2 votes:
Random question. What happened to Ten Pounds of Cheese, and who do you think his Alt is now?
2013-11-08 07:25:31 PM  
2 votes:
Say what you want about Sarah Palin.  No really, say whatever you want.
2013-11-08 07:21:26 PM  
2 votes:

Deedeemarz: I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....


Damn me for not learning from your example.  My brain is curled up somewhere above my right ear, rocking back and forth and whimpering softly to itself.
2013-11-08 07:11:52 PM  
2 votes:
So when do we see the Palin/Coulter double act, if you know what I mean etc.
2013-11-08 06:49:26 PM  
2 votes:

UncomfortableSilence: The book comes in paperback and coloring.


You mean I gotta wait for the pop-up version?
2013-11-08 06:34:23 PM  
2 votes:

edmo: Is this another "Militant Atheist" thread?


It F**KING GODDAMN WELL BETTER BE, YOU IGNORANT, BIBLE THUMPING S.O.B.
2013-11-08 06:34:19 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not a big fan of stupid wars but Christmas is really pissing me off. If we're going to wage that war it's time for a surge.
2013-11-08 06:30:53 PM  
2 votes:
Is this another "Militant Atheist" thread?
2013-11-08 06:27:15 PM  
2 votes:
www.jewishjournal.com
  Does she realize this movie was not a documentary?
2013-11-08 06:20:59 PM  
2 votes:
Was this printed or just scribbled on her hand?
2013-11-08 05:03:55 PM  
2 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out


The ole' "calmer than you are". It's a cheap move.
2013-11-08 04:00:52 PM  
2 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.
2013-11-08 03:50:50 PM  
2 votes:
She honestly perseveres at being a complete dumbsh*t.
2013-11-08 03:42:44 PM  
2 votes:
I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....
2013-11-09 02:47:01 PM  
1 votes:
Happy Atheist Agnostic Liberal Socialist Gay Marriage Sharia Kenyan Compact Fluorescent Lightbulb Nightmare!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2013-11-09 01:28:55 PM  
1 votes:
'TISSS THE SEASON TO BE DERPY
HERPA DERPA DERP
A DERP DERP DERP
2013-11-09 10:54:10 AM  
1 votes:
Leave it to Sarah Palin to criticize atheism by reminding us of an era when Christianity officially and openly persecuted, tortured (in ways that made Abu Ghraib seem like a children's party) and murdered on a huge scale in the name of Jesus.

In her defense, she is such an empty-headed nitwit that it is unlikely she has any idea of what the Inquisition was.  Her home-school textbook probably says something like:

The Inquisition: An era when atheists and socialists tricked a small number of honest Christians into mildly persecuting some other Christians, until they finally got wise to the cunning plans of atheist socialists.  Scientists agree that if the atheists had been burned instead, Jesus would have come back by now.

VOCABULARY REVIEW

persecuting: Making good people feel bad (see "lamestream media")
cunning: Smart in a bad way (see "science")
2013-11-09 08:43:04 AM  
1 votes:

Mr.Tangent: JerseyTim: The link is worth clicking on just to play the soundboard.

^^ Got some old religious nutter derp mixed with some Palin wft.  The icing on the cake is that she's reading it as if talking to a kindergarten class, she knows here audience well.


What you hear as condescension is really just struggling with enunciation.
2013-11-09 06:29:19 AM  
1 votes:

fluffy2097: jso2897: Relax, pal. You're among friends. We Godless will not harm you.
Harming is too much like work.
We might spill our latte double ventes on our Macbook Airs.

Welcome to the brohood. Have a complementary Fedora.

/I'd recommend burning it.


Debian works better for me - consumer distros do everything I need.
2013-11-09 02:34:24 AM  
1 votes:

Aquapope: Because conservatives are stupid...duh. You're not even trying.


Is this some kind of meta-irony?
2013-11-09 02:32:59 AM  
1 votes:
I can never quite settle on whether she is as stupid as these things make her sound, or she just knows the people she is targeting are!

Either way she successfully separates the fools from their money.
2013-11-09 02:22:31 AM  
1 votes:

cubic_spleen: ALL REPUBLICANS ARE THIS STUPID


There aren't a whole lot of reasons to think otherwise.
2013-11-09 02:17:27 AM  
1 votes:
ocw.mit.edu


/spot the religious...
/protip: they are not standing...

/mother russia loves you

:)
2013-11-09 02:01:38 AM  
1 votes:
"Don't Retreat. Reload."

-Rand Paul
2013-11-09 01:46:17 AM  
1 votes:
[www.ebook3000.com image 225x300]
Sadly, this isn't a Photoshoped image.  It's a book she actually wrote.  Some of these GOP-tards think it's the new bible.


Please understand, the Tea Party is what happens when you give Ayn Rand's books to monkeys.
2013-11-09 12:34:39 AM  
1 votes:

whatshisname: Repo Man: Bertrand Russell, life long socialist, and strong believer in the Russian revolution (until he actually visited the country in 1920), disagreed.

Bertrand Russell had a different definition of "religion" from most people.




Bertrand Russell was also far better educated, and much more intelligent than "most people".
2013-11-09 12:16:36 AM  
1 votes:
Communism is a religion.
2013-11-08 11:41:38 PM  
1 votes:

Nuuu: I hate to legitimize anything Sarah Palin has to say by responding to it, but here's the thing:

When the religious talk about all the people atheism has killed, they are talking about all the people who are atheists and who have killed.

When atheists talk about all the people religion has killed, they're talking about the the people who are religious, and who have killed other people for believing in the wrong religion or no religion.

That's the difference.  Sure, history's worst Communist dictators were atheists and killed people, sometimes because those people had religion, but mostly because they failed to live up to the communist ideal, generally. If we held religious authorities to the same standard, then maybe 98% of all the murders in history could be blamed on religion because they were committed by someone who believed in some god.  Atheists usually don't paint with so broad of a brush.  It's enough that religious authorities have killed, and continue to kill, countless individuals based solely on differences in religious faith.  That's special.  That's scary.


According to Matthew White, there have been a total of 455 million people killed through wars, oppression, ethnic strife and or war-caused famine/disease. Of those, 47 million are the result of religious causes (holy wars, ritual killings, heretical persecution, etc.). Communist-led governments are responsible for 67 million deaths.

Stated as trivia, not pushing an argument.
2013-11-08 11:34:35 PM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Gyrfalcon: OgreMagi: kidgenius: OgreMagi: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.

Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.

Ummm...in no particular order

Spain
Portugal
England
France
Italy
Vatican

All are older countries than USA. Some of the Nordic countries probably qualify as do the likes of Iceland and greenland. Germany/Belgium are probably in the running too.

Nope.  With the exception of England, all of those countries (I don't count the Vatican) have undergone fundamental changes in their entire system of government in recent history.

o_O

So that makes them not "countries"??? Nice try, but just because France went from a monarchy to a parliamentary system since 1787 doesn't somehow make it a "newer" country than America. They may have newer governments; but the political, economic and social entities have been firmly in place for well over a thousand years.

Given that European countries try to invoke the supposed youth of the USA when arguing politics, the duration of a stable system of government is quite relevant.


That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say.
2013-11-08 11:10:05 PM  
1 votes:
This is a dangerous book that should not be read by true Christians. It investigates the history of the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. When Christians are done reading it, it could lead them to read other books about the history of Christmas. That is when they could be lead down a dark path filled with feasts, dancing, and paganism. My advice is to stay away from this gateway book. Zero stars.
2013-11-08 11:09:59 PM  
1 votes:

Jick Jackson: netweavr: Typical response, rather than acknowledge my arguments you attack my grammar.

Punctuation is not grammar, self-important knob.


This is his grammar.

www.miragetours-dz.com

We kicked his grammar. We kicked her GOOD.
2013-11-08 10:37:05 PM  
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?


This is why you are favorited.
2013-11-08 10:33:39 PM  
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out

This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.

LOL, you guys are easily provoked.



i174.photobucket.com
2013-11-08 10:32:24 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Typical response, rather than acknowledge my arguments you attack my grammar.


Punctuation is not grammar, self-important knob.
2013-11-08 10:31:25 PM  
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?


Damn dude.  Well played.  100/10.
2013-11-08 10:16:36 PM  
1 votes:

Darth Macho: 20 million died in the Taiping Rebellion because missionaries thought it would be a good idea to introduce Christianty to China and a born-again local declared himself the new Jesus.


Heh, that would have been fun to witness:

Hong Xiuquan: I'M THE BROTHER OF JESUS!

Missionaries: No, wait, I don't think you quite understood what...

One Million Chinese: LORD HONG!

Missionaries: Maybe we should be going now...
2013-11-08 10:08:44 PM  
1 votes:

12349876: Many of the "atheists" created state religions with "dear leader" as God.  They also had a lot more people available to kill and much more powerful weapons to do it.


More powerful weapons?  I wish.  All I have are pointy sticks and a few sharp rocks.  That's why I'm so in favor of abortion, fetuses are so much easier to kill.
2013-11-08 09:57:49 PM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: Just a reminder: Lenin replaced the Church with the State, and himself as God.


Just a reminder, no he didn't.
(now with exactly as much supporting evidence as the post being responded to)
2013-11-08 09:43:43 PM  
1 votes:
Just a reminder: Lenin replaced the Church with the State, and himself as God.
2013-11-08 09:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
11 million Christians were killed by other Christians during the European wars between Protestants and Catholics. 20 million died in the Taiping Rebellion because missionaries thought it would be a good idea to introduce Christianty to China and a born-again local declared himself the new Jesus. 3 million total died in the Middle East Crusades. 1 million were murdered in France during the Albigensian Crusade because they believed God was actually more loving and good than His depiction in the Bible.

Sarah Palin's understanding of Christianity extends to the last 5% of its lifespan. The other 95% would have flayed her alive, speared her like a fish, roasted her over a fire and made her watch them eat her liver while praising the true Christian faith, God Willed It.

She should be thankful Christianity became tolerant enough to let her become so ignorantly intolerant.
2013-11-08 09:42:33 PM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: We put morons on a pedestal to make ourselves feel better.

I have no other way of explaining this woman.


By the time she opened her mouth, and they realized who she was, it was too late. Going in, she looked good - attractive, family woman, some track record, presentable as a "Real" conservative. I can see why they thought it was a good idea at the time.
But then, she opened up her mouth.
And said things.

So it goes.
2013-11-08 09:40:08 PM  
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?

THAT

is how you troll, my friends...
2013-11-08 09:25:41 PM  
1 votes:
We put morons on a pedestal to make ourselves feel better.

I have no other way of explaining this woman.
2013-11-08 09:19:05 PM  
1 votes:
Start a Palin thread and I'll be there. She represents everything that is wrong with the Tea Bag- Conservative wing of the GOP. I could not even get it up for a hate-fark. Her whiny biatch voice makes me limp.

Did I mention that I utterly loathe her?

I do.
2013-11-08 09:17:52 PM  
1 votes:
Michael is no longer the funniest Palin.---John Cleese
2013-11-08 09:16:28 PM  
1 votes:
Dictators have used religion to kill people.

Dictators have used atheism to kill people.

Dictators are dicks.  Not sure that alone makes either philosophy inherently wrong, Sarah.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 09:09:01 PM  
1 votes:

Aquapope: Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?

Because conservatives are stupid...duh.  You're not even trying.


rickbakas.com
2013-11-08 08:51:24 PM  
1 votes:

fluffy2097: 204 Atheists patting themselves on the back because they can insult a moron.

/Pathetic guys. Pathetic.
//Bless her dear sweet heart.


files.sharenator.com
2013-11-08 08:47:09 PM  
1 votes:

Candy Colored Clown: wax_on: Can't we just ignore her?

Gonna keep posting this is every Palin thread until it catches on and the whole thread is filled with "can't we just ignore her" comments and nobody bothers to click the link at all.

Why ignore her?  Let her remain the perfect embodiment of conservative ideals in the voting public's mind. She's a freaking christmas present for Democracts every time she opens her mouth.


Holiday present, Christofascist.
2013-11-08 08:37:41 PM  
1 votes:
"Atheism's track record makes the Spanish Inquisition look like Disneyland by comparison"
That doesn't even make any sense.  What point is she retardedly trying to make? At best it sounds mostly like an indictment of the Inquisition, which was all about killing Muslims - I thought she was in favor of that.

Atheism's track record makes the 1963 Dodgers look like a Waffle House.  It makes as much sense.
2013-11-08 08:25:34 PM  
1 votes:

bwilson27: bwilson27: Buddha laughs at with yourhas no attachment to your shenanigans.

/ftfm


FTFBuddha
2013-11-08 08:24:36 PM  
1 votes:
Just stopping in to remind all of you that voted for McCain/Palin in 2008 that you voted for McCain/Palin in 2008.  You have to live with that, for the rest of your life.
2013-11-08 08:19:29 PM  
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.


...the sad part is, you really believe you're either a moderate or a centrist.
2013-11-08 08:05:45 PM  
1 votes:

Voiceofreason01: dr_blasto: Voiceofreason01: Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.

Only because almost half this country is populated with terrible people.

or very stupid/ignorant people


They're nice people, they're just, what would you call 'em - rural? Backwoods, country? They're real nice, after a show one of these guys came up to me and said 'hey, you're great, you cracked me up, I was about to spit!' ...Sorry? He said 'no I loved it, I'd like you to meet my wife and sister.' And there was one girl standing there...not a thumb between 'em.
-Rand Paul
2013-11-08 07:52:58 PM  
1 votes:

mr lawson: and people get pissed at me for being a supporter of positive eugenics.

/lets try to breed out the left side, mkay?


Can I refer to you to yesterday's thread, in which conservatives were complaining their children all went to college and turned out liberal?
x23
2013-11-08 07:50:24 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders


aww... did you finally realize that too many people had ignored your previous incarnation?

luckily it is easy to block this version too.

best part....... forever.
2013-11-08 07:49:21 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Typical response, rather than acknowledge my arguments you attack my grammar.


Typical response. You come out swinging and cry foul when someone swings back.
2013-11-08 07:46:11 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: that's why it constantly attacks religion


So THAT's why modern evangelical Christianity teaches it's followers that the reason people don't follow their particular brand of religious belief is that they hate their God, and everything they stand for/how "successful" they are. AND why it's taught to children from a very small age that anyone who questions their belief is in league with the ultimate evil.

Thanks, netweavr, I never understood the hypocrisy of denouncing other religious for "attacking non-believers" until now!
2013-11-08 07:38:04 PM  
1 votes:

mr lawson: and people get pissed at me for being a supporter of positive eugenics.

/lets try to breed out the left side, mkay?


I'm not pissed at you - I'll even support your efforts, as long as you plan to start with yourself, as all good eugenicists should! :D
2013-11-08 07:04:15 PM  
1 votes:
Typical response, rather than acknowledge my arguments you attack my grammar.
2013-11-08 07:03:45 PM  
1 votes:
"batshiat insane" is an insult to batshiat
2013-11-08 07:03:23 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Atheism cannot stand on it's own, that's why it constantly attacks religion. In a true meritocracy atheism would be disregarded as an antiquated worldview.


Look, if it doesn't start up, it's gotta be either fuel, air, or spark. Pulling on the rope over and over isn't going to help if you don't adjust one of those.
2013-11-08 07:02:29 PM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.

Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.


Ummm...in no particular order

Spain
Portugal
England
France
Italy
Vatican

All are older countries than USA. Some of the Nordic countries probably qualify as do the likes of Iceland and greenland. Germany/Belgium are probably in the running too.
2013-11-08 06:56:06 PM  
1 votes:

grimlock1972: a set up like that and no Monty Python?  Fark I am disapoint.


mnprogressiveproject.com

Shall I fetch THE COMFY CHAIR...?
2013-11-08 06:55:15 PM  
1 votes:
Have we agreed yet that Palin single handedly delivered the White house to Obama?
2013-11-08 06:36:21 PM  
1 votes:

Cletus C.: I'm not a big fan of stupid wars but Christmas is really pissing me off. If we're going to wage that war it's time for a surge.


The real war is the War On Thanksgiving.

WHAR TURKEY DECORATIONS WHAR!!
2013-11-08 06:34:08 PM  
1 votes:
NO ONE EXPECTS DISNEYLAND!
2013-11-08 06:29:29 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: "I WROTE A BOOK!"


img1.fark.net
2013-11-08 06:28:16 PM  
1 votes:
Remember, Ms. Palin is a Pentecostal and truly believes in demon possession and evil witches.

Take a moment and mull that over.
2013-11-08 06:26:33 PM  
1 votes:

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"


www.speareducation.com
2013-11-08 05:06:57 PM  
1 votes:
I know two things without a doubt; first never get into a land war in Asia and second, never listen to 4 and a half hours of Sarah Palin talking about anything.

Judging by the quotes there, it seems that Atheist are amazingly powerful in America.  I mean there are currently all of 0 in the house of representatives with another staggering 0 in the senate while having been able to control the executive branch all of 1 times (I count Jefferson).  With that kind of clout in Washington you can bet your bottom dollar that it is going to be open season on Christianity.  Not to mention all the other religions in power in our government like muslims with their equal number of 0.

What she either fails to understand or is intentionally obfuscating is that much of the opposition to the faux righteous crowd that promulgates this nonsense, that their are Christians out there that DO NOT AGREE with them at all and find there message to be short on theology but long on self righteous entitlement pride grounded in tribalism.

Really, think about it, what would her reaction be if some poor guy born in the projects started traveling around with a group of similarly poor people talking about how today's religious leaders were all wrong.  He was always talking about giving to the poor and sacrificing and self denial and did I mention giving to the poor.  He would do this all over and sometimes right in their face.  He physically attacked those that turned worship into a commercial enterprise, and socialized with the worst kind of people.

What would you really think Sarah Palin would have to say about that man?  My bet is he could tap dance across water, and raise the dead but it wouldn't matter because clearly he must be evil because he didn't agree with them so ... well something must be done...
2013-11-08 05:02:35 PM  
1 votes:

Deedeemarz: sigdiamond2000: This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.

Please tell me this is sarcasm, 'cuz if she is your shining light you are really in trouble....


It's not sarcasm. It's caustic irony. It's about upsetting conventional paradigms.
2013-11-08 05:01:56 PM  
1 votes:

Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".


My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out
2013-11-08 04:46:20 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.


Please tell me this is sarcasm, 'cuz if she is your shining light you are really in trouble....
2013-11-08 04:39:14 PM  
1 votes:
www.christmaslibrary.ca
2013-11-08 04:36:17 PM  
1 votes:
Good God, those are some wild, brainless ideas.  I bet her followers party like some crazy mother farkers.  I'm half tempted to convert and enjoy their batshiat crazy ways...who knows, it might be like trying acid for the first time:  you hear all these crazy stories about what its like to try it and how it changes your perspective on life forever.  Half of you wants to experience another world of existence, while the other half appreciates your grounded sense of reality.  Red pill or blue pill?  Damn, it's tempting...
2013-11-08 04:34:04 PM  
1 votes:

Blues_X: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.


One of the world's oldest nations?

Is she talking about France?


Beats the hell out of me.  I can't make sense of any of it.  I'd say Italy with all their corruption but they've got the Vatican.
2013-11-08 04:31:40 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.



One of the world's oldest nations?

Is she talking about France?
2013-11-08 04:31:19 PM  
1 votes:
Was anyone expecting that?
2013-11-08 04:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
It's a book about protecting Christmas.

Sadly, there are no Chick-fil-A restaurants in Alaska.

Yeah, that fits right in.
2013-11-08 04:14:40 PM  
1 votes:
2013-11-08 04:12:35 PM  
1 votes:

Deedeemarz: There are so many inconceivably ignorant ideas wrapped up in that one sentence that it is almost impressive.


Right?  It's like The Crane of ignorant statements; if do right, no can defense.

Things Charles Darwin Didn't Understand by Sarah Palin.
2013-11-08 04:01:27 PM  
1 votes:
A day at Disneyland might make the Spanish Inquisition seem like a picnic.
2013-11-08 03:58:39 PM  
1 votes:
The link is worth clicking on just to play the soundboard.
2013-11-08 03:44:09 PM  
1 votes:
"Because hearing a word you don't want to hear is a big freaking deal," said the person who is upset at the phrase "Happy Holidays."
 
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