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(New York Magazine)   "Atheism's track record makes the Spanish Inquisition seem like Disneyland by comparison" and other truth bombs from Sarah Palin's latest money grab   (nymag.com) divider line 411
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2013-11-08 08:27:41 PM

gunslinger_RG: Judging by the quotes there, it seems that Atheist are amazingly powerful in America. I mean there are currently all of 0 in the house of representatives with another staggering 0 in the senate while having been able to control the executive branch all of 1 times (I count Jefferson).


You really shouldn't count Jefferson.  He was a believer in God, just not Christianity.  He also thought Jesus was a really cool dude with a lot of great things to teach us, and that the doctrine of his divinity was not only wrong, but distracted us from his true message.
 
2013-11-08 08:27:48 PM

mr lawson: jso2897: I'm not pissed at you - I'll even support your efforts, as long as you plan to start with yourself, as all good eugenicists should! :D

actually, as soon as we can find out what combo of genes control intelligence, I'll be happy to try it out.


What if they don't? Or only do to a limited degree? That Golden Fleece may never turn up.
 
2013-11-08 08:27:58 PM

albatros183: bwilson27: bwilson27: Buddha laughs at with yourhas no attachment to your shenanigans.

/ftfm

FTFBuddha


Regardless, let's pistol whip em all.
 
2013-11-08 08:30:47 PM

Gato Blanco: If laughing is the equivalent of freaking out, then I must have shat myself a million times during the show Jackass.  Why am I terrified of such a strong, conservative shopping cart hitting random things like cars and sidewalks?


You say that, but you are being complacent.
Just a few short years ago, who would have imagined that they would freak out in Kansas?
Let alone Minnesota!
Eternal vigilance is the price
 
2013-11-08 08:35:09 PM
What's not to hate about atheists? Stupid people that need proof to believe something. And somehow a 1,700 year old book written in a time when history was recorded with wild hyperbole isn't enough evidence.
 
2013-11-08 08:37:12 PM

bwilson27: albatros183: bwilson27: bwilson27: Buddha laughs at with yourhas no attachment to your shenanigans.

/ftfm

FTFBuddha

Regardless, let's pistol whip em all.


I OK with this but I think Buddha wouldn't care, your thinking more Shinto
 
2013-11-08 08:37:41 PM
"Atheism's track record makes the Spanish Inquisition look like Disneyland by comparison"
That doesn't even make any sense.  What point is she retardedly trying to make? At best it sounds mostly like an indictment of the Inquisition, which was all about killing Muslims - I thought she was in favor of that.

Atheism's track record makes the 1963 Dodgers look like a Waffle House.  It makes as much sense.
 
2013-11-08 08:38:28 PM
Can't we just ignore her?

Gonna keep posting this is every Palin thread until it catches on and the whole thread is filled with "can't we just ignore her" comments and nobody bothers to click the link at all.
 
2013-11-08 08:41:34 PM

wax_on: Can't we just ignore her?

Gonna keep posting this is every Palin thread until it catches on and the whole thread is filled with "can't we just ignore her" comments and nobody bothers to click the link at all.


If you could get the Mods to stop greening these that would be more useful but we liter's have no influence there
 
2013-11-08 08:41:38 PM
204 Atheists patting themselves on the back because they can insult a moron.

/Pathetic guys. Pathetic.
//Bless her dear sweet heart.
 
2013-11-08 08:42:56 PM

wax_on: Can't we just ignore her?

Gonna keep posting this is every Palin thread until it catches on and the whole thread is filled with "can't we just ignore her" comments and nobody bothers to click the link at all.


Why ignore her?  Let her remain the perfect embodiment of conservative ideals in the voting public's mind. She's a freaking christmas present for Democracts every time she opens her mouth.
 
2013-11-08 08:43:16 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption:

LOL, you guys are easily provoked.

Dude, chill out.  No reason to get so worked up and upset.  Man, you FarkIndependents freak out so easily and get so defensive when it's pointed out.

"You don't have to be intimidated by the political-correctness police."
--Rand Paul
 
2013-11-08 08:46:27 PM
Walgreens' 24-page nationwide circular used the word holiday 36 times without one mention of Christmas.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-08 08:47:09 PM

Candy Colored Clown: wax_on: Can't we just ignore her?

Gonna keep posting this is every Palin thread until it catches on and the whole thread is filled with "can't we just ignore her" comments and nobody bothers to click the link at all.

Why ignore her?  Let her remain the perfect embodiment of conservative ideals in the voting public's mind. She's a freaking christmas present for Democracts every time she opens her mouth.


Holiday present, Christofascist.
 
2013-11-08 08:51:24 PM

fluffy2097: 204 Atheists patting themselves on the back because they can insult a moron.

/Pathetic guys. Pathetic.
//Bless her dear sweet heart.


files.sharenator.com
 
2013-11-08 08:54:55 PM

FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.


That said, ain't hard on the eyes and has a fairly decent rack.

www.theblaze.comwww.hollywoodreporter.com
Now, if she would just stfu....
 
2013-11-08 08:55:08 PM
Why doesn't she just forgive us?

/I miss Bill Hicks
 
2013-11-08 08:57:31 PM

ArcadianRefugee: That said, ain't hard on the eyes and has a fairly decent rack.


She's nearly fifty.

Take off that bra and it would be like watching two cups of molasses drain to her waist.
 
2013-11-08 08:59:47 PM
If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?
 
2013-11-08 09:02:12 PM

skullkrusher: Candy Colored Clown: wax_on: Can't we just ignore her?

Gonna keep posting this is every Palin thread until it catches on and the whole thread is filled with "can't we just ignore her" comments and nobody bothers to click the link at all.

Why ignore her?  Let her remain the perfect embodiment of conservative ideals in the voting public's mind. She's a freaking christmas present for Democracts every time she opens her mouth.

Holiday present, Christofascist.


Stop oppressing me, heathen.
 
2013-11-08 09:02:44 PM

Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?


Because conservatives are stupid...duh.  You're not even trying.
 
2013-11-08 09:05:38 PM

machoprogrammer: To be fair, Pol Pot was pretty brutal (and would kill anyone who was not an atheist, amongst other things). He did kill 1/3 the population of his country in about 3 years.


Amongst other things would include atheists -- basically, he really didn't like intellectuals, so anyone related to education, science or medicine -- or anyone that stood out as an individual (atheist or theist).  Or anyone that stood in his way... (list goes on and on and on...).
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 09:08:06 PM

FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.



www.ebook3000.com
Sadly, this isn't a Photoshoped image.  It's a book she actually wrote.  Some of these GOP-tards think it's the new bible.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 09:09:01 PM

Aquapope: Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?

Because conservatives are stupid...duh.  You're not even trying.


rickbakas.com
 
2013-11-08 09:11:24 PM

Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?


I ♥ you so much
 
2013-11-08 09:11:27 PM
Her stupidity truly takes solid effort.


Gotta respect the commitment, at least.
 
2013-11-08 09:11:39 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]

this is a compelling work of art.


Agreed.  I don't know if I'm hungry, should watch King Kong on acid again, rub one out, or do all three.
 
2013-11-08 09:12:43 PM

Aquapope: Because conservatives are stupid...duh.  You're not even trying.


*knudge* I have him favorited as "lord poe." Hint hint. Don't tell anyone.
 
2013-11-08 09:12:47 PM

NFA: FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.


[www.ebook3000.com image 225x300]
Sadly, this isn't a Photoshoped image.  It's a book she actually wrote.  Some of these GOP-tards think it's the new bible.


excellent post! Thanks!
 
2013-11-08 09:15:46 PM

Deedeemarz: I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....


Yeah I bet they got a laugh out of it  getting people to click on it only to have nothing happen .

/yes the volume was turned up .
 
2013-11-08 09:16:28 PM
Dictators have used religion to kill people.

Dictators have used atheism to kill people.

Dictators are dicks.  Not sure that alone makes either philosophy inherently wrong, Sarah.
 
2013-11-08 09:17:52 PM
Michael is no longer the funniest Palin.---John Cleese
 
2013-11-08 09:18:04 PM

NFA: FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.


[www.ebook3000.com image 225x300]
Sadly, this isn't a Photoshoped image.  It's a book she actually wrote.  Some of these GOP-tards think it's the new bible.


People have been trying to moralize selfishness for a long time. They know they are self centered, but want us to not think negatively about them. Basically wanting to have the cake and eat it too. This will always lead to failure as we are are socialized animals, and the very concept goes against our nature.  Yet, it wont stop sociopaths from trying.
 
2013-11-08 09:19:05 PM
Start a Palin thread and I'll be there. She represents everything that is wrong with the Tea Bag- Conservative wing of the GOP. I could not even get it up for a hate-fark. Her whiny biatch voice makes me limp.

Did I mention that I utterly loathe her?

I do.
 
2013-11-08 09:23:38 PM

netweavr: Atheism is what happens when you remove God from the classroom and deconstruct the nuclear family unit.


It's more what happens when religious parents teach kids to value truth regardless of its personal cost.

But I think we may have gone over this before.
 
2013-11-08 09:25:41 PM
We put morons on a pedestal to make ourselves feel better.

I have no other way of explaining this woman.
 
2013-11-08 09:35:28 PM

impaler: Aquapope: Because conservatives are stupid...duh.  You're not even trying.

*knudge* I have him favorited as "lord poe." Hint hint. Don't tell anyone.


*whisper*  oh, shiat.  I should know this.  sorry...*whisper*
 
2013-11-08 09:40:08 PM

Mike_LowELL: If Sarah Palin is so stupid, then how come conservatives want to hear what she has to say?

THAT

is how you troll, my friends...
 
2013-11-08 09:40:46 PM

NewportBarGuy: We put morons on a pedestal to make ourselves feel better.

I have no other way of explaining this woman  women.


Fixed.
 
2013-11-08 09:42:33 PM

NewportBarGuy: We put morons on a pedestal to make ourselves feel better.

I have no other way of explaining this woman.


By the time she opened her mouth, and they realized who she was, it was too late. Going in, she looked good - attractive, family woman, some track record, presentable as a "Real" conservative. I can see why they thought it was a good idea at the time.
But then, she opened up her mouth.
And said things.

So it goes.
 
2013-11-08 09:43:33 PM
11 million Christians were killed by other Christians during the European wars between Protestants and Catholics. 20 million died in the Taiping Rebellion because missionaries thought it would be a good idea to introduce Christianty to China and a born-again local declared himself the new Jesus. 3 million total died in the Middle East Crusades. 1 million were murdered in France during the Albigensian Crusade because they believed God was actually more loving and good than His depiction in the Bible.

Sarah Palin's understanding of Christianity extends to the last 5% of its lifespan. The other 95% would have flayed her alive, speared her like a fish, roasted her over a fire and made her watch them eat her liver while praising the true Christian faith, God Willed It.

She should be thankful Christianity became tolerant enough to let her become so ignorantly intolerant.
 
2013-11-08 09:43:43 PM
Just a reminder: Lenin replaced the Church with the State, and himself as God.
 
2013-11-08 09:48:17 PM

wildcardjack: Just a reminder: Lenin replaced the Church with the State, and himself as God.


Just a reminder: Religions are government systems.
 
2013-11-08 09:50:14 PM

jso2897: What if they don't? Or only do to a limited degree? That Golden Fleece may never turn up.



Nothing in life is guaranteed.
anshuchristajacobson.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-08 09:53:13 PM

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!


FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:
 
2013-11-08 09:57:49 PM

wildcardjack: Just a reminder: Lenin replaced the Church with the State, and himself as God.


Just a reminder, no he didn't.
(now with exactly as much supporting evidence as the post being responded to)
 
2013-11-08 10:01:25 PM
Many of the "atheists" created state religions with "dear leader" as God.  They also had a lot more people available to kill and much more powerful weapons to do it.
 
2013-11-08 10:07:23 PM

Voiceofreason01: Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.


Good point. ( FARK needs a "SCARY" voting option, IMHO. )
 
2013-11-08 10:08:44 PM

12349876: Many of the "atheists" created state religions with "dear leader" as God.  They also had a lot more people available to kill and much more powerful weapons to do it.


More powerful weapons?  I wish.  All I have are pointy sticks and a few sharp rocks.  That's why I'm so in favor of abortion, fetuses are so much easier to kill.
 
2013-11-08 10:10:02 PM

Voiceofreason01: Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.


Makes Joe B always look good.
 
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