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2013-11-08 06:41:10 PM

jso2897: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Well, at least you've found a way to feel superior to both, and that's all that really matters. :D


Yes, exactly. Thank you
 
2013-11-08 06:41:11 PM

gunslinger_RG: much of the opposition to the faux righteous crowd that promulgates this nonsense, that their are Christians out there that DO NOT AGREE with them at all


[Citation Needed]
 
2013-11-08 06:41:13 PM

DeltaPunch: meat0918: netweavr: Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders

At least we get issued cool armor
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x311]

That's got a very Dragon Warrior-ish look to it...


Warhammer
 
2013-11-08 06:41:29 PM
There's nothing funnier than listening to Matt "Dr Who #11" Smith trying to impersonate Sarah Palin, WITH an American accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXu9b8mQqt8
 
2013-11-08 06:42:19 PM
Atheism is what happens when you remove God from the classroom and deconstruct the nuclear family unit.
 
2013-11-08 06:43:05 PM

Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.


So it's the fault of atheists that her own wedding was of the shotgun variety?
 
2013-11-08 06:43:46 PM

netweavr: Atheists kill good Christian babies to appease their Science-God.


And they kill the babies by praying to Jesus for it. Hypocrites.
 
2013-11-08 06:45:05 PM
a set up like that and no Monty Python?  Fark I am disapoint.
 
2013-11-08 06:45:26 PM

netweavr: Atheism is what happens when you remove God from the classroom and deconstruct the nuclear family unit.


Self-parody in lieu of OC?
 
2013-11-08 06:45:35 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: jso2897: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Well, at least you've found a way to feel superior to both, and that's all that really matters. :D

Yes, exactly. Thank you


You're welcome.
 
2013-11-08 06:45:46 PM
who?
 
2013-11-08 06:45:53 PM

sigdiamond2000: This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.


Indeed. It is a truly cromulent situation.
 
2013-11-08 06:46:52 PM

netweavr: Atheists kill good Christian babies to appease their Science-God.


i.imgur.com
SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!
 
2013-11-08 06:47:06 PM

Diogenes: Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.


Palin's not a believer. Palin is a *follower*.

She hasn't the ability to process any of the complex questions being asked, so she doesn't have the ability to formulate beliefs. She's simply spent her life trying to be popular with her small-town churches by memorizing all of the catch-phrases she's expected to know in order to move up in the social pecking order.
 
2013-11-08 06:48:35 PM

grimlock1972: a set up like that and no Monty Python?  Fark I am disapoint.


people.ucsc.edu
 
2013-11-08 06:49:25 PM

Blues_X: Dear Sarah,

1 Timothy 2:12


Dear Sarah,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew1VLPfZjXg
 
2013-11-08 06:49:26 PM

UncomfortableSilence: The book comes in paperback and coloring.


You mean I gotta wait for the pop-up version?
 
2013-11-08 06:49:39 PM

skyotter: who?


Your Next President™
 
2013-11-08 06:49:53 PM

Soup4Bonnie: JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

cAN'T STOP LAUGHING.


Given the number of adults that actually BELIEVE childish nonsense like this, I'm having a hard time finding it funny. Mostly it just angers me. When can we stop engaging with and catering to these dolts?
 
2013-11-08 06:53:01 PM

Flappyhead: UncomfortableSilence: The book comes in paperback and coloring.

You mean I gotta wait for the pop-up version?


They had some problems in production, tea partiers were frightened by the athiests, gays, illegals, and libs popping out at them and had to be replaced by Jesus.
 
2013-11-08 06:55:15 PM
Have we agreed yet that Palin single handedly delivered the White house to Obama?
 
2013-11-08 06:56:06 PM

grimlock1972: a set up like that and no Monty Python?  Fark I am disapoint.


mnprogressiveproject.com

Shall I fetch THE COMFY CHAIR...?
 
2013-11-08 06:56:57 PM

whidbey: Right here on Fark, even. In its more vibrant finer hours. I miss 2004.


so what you're saying is that in 3 years, Sarah Palin will tweet something that begs a response of 'NIXON, YOU DOLT'?
 
2013-11-08 06:58:45 PM

Voiceofreason01: Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.


Jack Cafferty, is that you?
 
2013-11-08 06:59:01 PM
Atheism cannot stand on it's own, that's why it constantly attacks religion. In a true meritocracy atheism would be disregarded as an antiquated worldview.
 
2013-11-08 06:59:31 PM

TV's Vinnie: There's nothing funnier than listening to Matt "Dr Who #11" Smith trying to impersonate Sarah Palin, WITH an American accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXu9b8mQqt8


Nailed it! Love how he knows his rappers, yo.
 
2013-11-08 07:00:30 PM

netweavr: Atheism cannot stand on it's own, that's why it constantly attacks religion. In a true meritocracy atheism would be disregarded as an antiquated worldview.



cannot stand on it is own

on it is own

it is own
 
2013-11-08 07:02:29 PM

OgreMagi: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.

Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.


Ummm...in no particular order

Spain
Portugal
England
France
Italy
Vatican

All are older countries than USA. Some of the Nordic countries probably qualify as do the likes of Iceland and greenland. Germany/Belgium are probably in the running too.
 
2013-11-08 07:03:23 PM

netweavr: Atheism cannot stand on it's own, that's why it constantly attacks religion. In a true meritocracy atheism would be disregarded as an antiquated worldview.


Look, if it doesn't start up, it's gotta be either fuel, air, or spark. Pulling on the rope over and over isn't going to help if you don't adjust one of those.
 
2013-11-08 07:03:45 PM
"batshiat insane" is an insult to batshiat
 
2013-11-08 07:04:15 PM
Typical response, rather than acknowledge my arguments you attack my grammar.
 
2013-11-08 07:09:28 PM

miss diminutive: - Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.


Mrs. Palin: We atheists get our moral values from observation of the world around us and empathy for our fellow man.

You get your moral values from a book.

Who has the moral high ground, again?
 
2013-11-08 07:10:29 PM

Deedeemarz: I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....


Ah, holly wreaths and evergreen pine trees, just like the ones Jesus and his disciples celebrated with during the depths of the long Jerusalem winters.
 
2013-11-08 07:11:52 PM
So when do we see the Palin/Coulter double act, if you know what I mean etc.
 
2013-11-08 07:11:53 PM

kidgenius: OgreMagi: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.

Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.

Ummm...in no particular order

Spain
Portugal
England
France
Italy
Vatican

All are older countries than USA. Some of the Nordic countries probably qualify as do the likes of Iceland and greenland. Germany/Belgium are probably in the running too.


Nope.  With the exception of England, all of those countries (I don't count the Vatican) have undergone fundamental changes in their entire system of government in recent history.
 
2013-11-08 07:12:15 PM

Jackpot777: grimlock1972: a set up like that and no Monty Python?  Fark I am disapoint.

[mnprogressiveproject.com image 350x263]

Shall I fetch THE COMFY CHAIR...?


Yes!
 
2013-11-08 07:12:37 PM

netweavr: Atheism cannot stand on it's own, that's why it constantly attacks religion. In a true meritocracy atheism would be disregarded as an antiquated worldview.


Are you attacking atheism?
 
2013-11-08 07:12:39 PM

cchris_39: Describes Nancy Pelosi pretty accurately too.


"i know you are, but what am i?"

come on, man - at least try!

i award you no points.
 
2013-11-08 07:12:54 PM

stpauler: I have a hard time believe she could read, much less write, a book without quitting midway through.


It's an audiobook, don'tcha know. No reading or writing required.
 
2013-11-08 07:13:19 PM

OgreMagi: Nope.  With the exception of England, all of those countries (I don't count the Vatican) have undergone fundamental changes in their entire system of government in recent history.


The US did that in just 2008. So, what's up?
 
2013-11-08 07:13:50 PM

OgreMagi: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.

Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.


?? Based on what criteria? I would argue against using territorial changes and also against revolutions. France had a number of revolutions, but were still the French nation. Germany and Austria both saw major territorial changes, but remain the nations that they were before. Italy, yeah, you've got a point, especially when they're still more a collection of city states than a nation even now.
 
2013-11-08 07:14:26 PM

cchris_39: FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.

Describes Nancy Pelosi pretty accurately too.


If you can't see a difference between Nancy Pelosi and Sarah Palin, then you are part of the problem.
 
2013-11-08 07:15:58 PM

Deedeemarz: Soup4Bonnie: JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

cAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

There are so many inconceivably ignorant ideas wrapped up in that one sentence that it is almost impressive.


Well the biggest part is she thinks "survival of the fittest" means survival of the individual not of the species. For species survival helping out others is actually a very useful trait to have. Like many people she really has no clue what the theory of evolution actually says.
 
2013-11-08 07:18:14 PM
So I don't have to be intimidated by the "political-correctness police"? That means I can say "Happy holidays" to conservatives and they won't get mad at me? Good to know Sarah
 
2013-11-08 07:20:52 PM
To be fair, Pol Pot was pretty brutal (and would kill anyone who was not an atheist, amongst other things). He did kill 1/3 the population of his country in about 3 years.
 
2013-11-08 07:21:26 PM

Deedeemarz: I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....


Damn me for not learning from your example.  My brain is curled up somewhere above my right ear, rocking back and forth and whimpering softly to itself.
 
2013-11-08 07:22:23 PM

kidgenius: OgreMagi: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.

Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.

Ummm...in no particular order

Spain
Portugal
England
France
Italy
Vatican

All are older countries than USA. Some of the Nordic countries probably qualify as do the likes of Iceland and greenland. Germany/Belgium are probably in the running too.


Dude, Italy wasn't even unified until the 1870s or thereabouts.
 
2013-11-08 07:23:20 PM

jigger: ll are older countries than USA. Some of the Nordic countries probably qualify as do the likes of Iceland and greenland. Germany/Belgium are probably in the running too.


Same goes for Germany. Not unified until 1870.
 
2013-11-08 07:23:47 PM
Oh one of those "Agricultural Collectivism was the motivating factor behind most of these atrocities, but I'm going to blame Atheism anyway... AND I'm going to politely ignore the atrocities of Christianity or at the very least forget the fact that body count is directly proportional to technology..."

More technology means more food means more people...

More technology means better weapons that can kill lots of people...

More People + Better Methods of Mass Killing = Higher Body counts

The fact that the Christians, who I use for this example because that is what Palin is presumably, couldn't slaughter people on the same or even larger scale than the Communists would has everything to do with the time and place the Christians did their murdering.
 
2013-11-08 07:24:14 PM
She stole that from Rand Paul.
 
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