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(New York Magazine)   "Atheism's track record makes the Spanish Inquisition seem like Disneyland by comparison" and other truth bombs from Sarah Palin's latest money grab   (nymag.com) divider line 411
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2013-11-08 05:00:17 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.


Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".
 
2013-11-08 05:01:56 PM  

Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".


My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out
 
2013-11-08 05:02:35 PM  

Deedeemarz: sigdiamond2000: This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.

Please tell me this is sarcasm, 'cuz if she is your shining light you are really in trouble....


It's not sarcasm. It's caustic irony. It's about upsetting conventional paradigms.
 
2013-11-08 05:03:55 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out


The ole' "calmer than you are". It's a cheap move.
 
2013-11-08 05:05:45 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out


This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.
 
2013-11-08 05:06:57 PM  
I know two things without a doubt; first never get into a land war in Asia and second, never listen to 4 and a half hours of Sarah Palin talking about anything.

Judging by the quotes there, it seems that Atheist are amazingly powerful in America.  I mean there are currently all of 0 in the house of representatives with another staggering 0 in the senate while having been able to control the executive branch all of 1 times (I count Jefferson).  With that kind of clout in Washington you can bet your bottom dollar that it is going to be open season on Christianity.  Not to mention all the other religions in power in our government like muslims with their equal number of 0.

What she either fails to understand or is intentionally obfuscating is that much of the opposition to the faux righteous crowd that promulgates this nonsense, that their are Christians out there that DO NOT AGREE with them at all and find there message to be short on theology but long on self righteous entitlement pride grounded in tribalism.

Really, think about it, what would her reaction be if some poor guy born in the projects started traveling around with a group of similarly poor people talking about how today's religious leaders were all wrong.  He was always talking about giving to the poor and sacrificing and self denial and did I mention giving to the poor.  He would do this all over and sometimes right in their face.  He physically attacked those that turned worship into a commercial enterprise, and socialized with the worst kind of people.

What would you really think Sarah Palin would have to say about that man?  My bet is he could tap dance across water, and raise the dead but it wouldn't matter because clearly he must be evil because he didn't agree with them so ... well something must be done...
 
2013-11-08 05:08:30 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out

This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.


LOL, you guys are easily provoked.
 
2013-11-08 05:09:54 PM  
I am so confirmed in my conservative dogma that I must buy a book every six weeks to reaffirm what I tell myself I already think.
 
2013-11-08 05:16:18 PM  

gunslinger_RG: never listen to 4 and a half hours of Sarah Palin talking about anything.


it may not be against the Geneva Convention if you get paid for it, but I think it still violates OSHA regs.
 
2013-11-08 05:22:34 PM  

Voiceofreason01: miss diminutive: - Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.

I've got a theory that she's actually very smart and capable but acts a bimbo because it plays well with the rubes.


Nope.

She's a dolt. Think of the high school cheerleader who gets the class geek to do her homework for her.

She got famous, and her media contacts came to her and told her she could make money by following their plan of quitting her job and striking the redneck market while the iron was hot.
 
2013-11-08 05:50:12 PM  

assets.nydailynews.com



"WHAT THE F*CK AM I READING?"



archive.mensjournal.com



"YOU'RE NOT READING, HONEYBUCKET. YOU'RE DRAWING THE NATIVITY SCENE WITH DECAPITATED PORNOGRAPHIC RABBITS, ALL OVER THE BOOK YOU WROTE."



www.telegraph.co.uk



"I WROTE A BOOK!"

 
2013-11-08 05:50:59 PM  

FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.


Sarah Palin is a shameless self promoter that exists outside the boundaries of political partisanship. Even the most die hard crazy Ayn Rand Tea Party types I know can't stand her. The GOP cast her off years ago.  She knows she has absolutely zero hope for a future in politics, she's just in it now to sell books and craft a public image.
 
2013-11-08 06:00:24 PM  

spman: FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.

Sarah Palin is a shameless self promoter that exists outside the boundaries of political partisanship. Even the most die hard crazy Ayn Rand Tea Party types I know can't stand her. The GOP cast her off years ago.  She knows she has absolutely zero hope for a future in politics, she's just in it now to sell books and craft a public image.


Well somebody keeps listening to her and I doubt she's splitting the Al Sharpton MSNC demo.
 
2013-11-08 06:14:09 PM  
I wish people would understand that human beings are assholes, not just religious or non-religious people. All human beings are capable of terrible violence against their fellow human beings for any particular arbitrary motive.  So can we quit this Athiesm/Religion is wrong because Atheism/Relgion kills people shiat reddit turd meme?  Thanks.  Carry on


/sarah palin is still potado
 
2013-11-08 06:20:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-08 06:20:59 PM  
Was this printed or just scribbled on her hand?
 
2013-11-08 06:25:29 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Blues_X: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.

Mocking a dipsh*t is in no way "freaking out".

My, aren't you defensive. Carry on with your freak out

This chiseled strapping incandescent independent centrist has you Farkers quivering in your socks.

LOL, you guys are easily provoked.


You're really going after this. Why are you freaking out so hard?
 
2013-11-08 06:26:33 PM  

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"


www.speareducation.com
 
2013-11-08 06:26:51 PM  

Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.


Technically, the USA is older than all but two countries in Europe when you take into account how shiat got changed around from WW1 to the fall of communism.
 
2013-11-08 06:27:15 PM  
www.jewishjournal.com
  Does she realize this movie was not a documentary?
 
2013-11-08 06:27:35 PM  

FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.


Venerate the immortal Derperor.
 
2013-11-08 06:28:02 PM  
Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders
 
2013-11-08 06:28:08 PM  

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!


What hole did she queef that drool pool from?
 
2013-11-08 06:28:16 PM  
Remember, Ms. Palin is a Pentecostal and truly believes in demon possession and evil witches.

Take a moment and mull that over.
 
2013-11-08 06:28:32 PM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]


this is a compelling work of art.
 
2013-11-08 06:28:35 PM  

gunslinger_RG: I know two things without a doubt; first never get into a land war in Asia and second, never listen to 4 and a half hours of Sarah Palin talking about anything.

Judging by the quotes there, it seems that Atheist are amazingly powerful in America.  I mean there are currently all of 0 in the house of representatives with another staggering 0 in the senate while having been able to control the executive branch all of 1 times (I count Jefferson).  With that kind of clout in Washington you can bet your bottom dollar that it is going to be open season on Christianity.  Not to mention all the other religions in power in our government like muslims with their equal number of 0.

What she either fails to understand or is intentionally obfuscating is that much of the opposition to the faux righteous crowd that promulgates this nonsense, that their are Christians out there that DO NOT AGREE with them at all and find there message to be short on theology but long on self righteous entitlement pride grounded in tribalism.

Really, think about it, what would her reaction be if some poor guy born in the projects started traveling around with a group of similarly poor people talking about how today's religious leaders were all wrong.  He was always talking about giving to the poor and sacrificing and self denial and did I mention giving to the poor.  He would do this all over and sometimes right in their face.  He physically attacked those that turned worship into a commercial enterprise, and socialized with the worst kind of people.

What would you really think Sarah Palin would have to say about that man?  My bet is he could tap dance across water, and raise the dead but it wouldn't matter because clearly he must be evil because he didn't agree with them so ... well something must be done...


Pretty sure Keith Ellison is a Muslim. Still, good points.
 
2013-11-08 06:28:37 PM  
Herpety doo dah, derpety ay.
My, oh my, what a derpety day.
Plenty of morans votin' my way.
Herpety doo dah, derpety ay!

Got a chip here on my shoulder.
Don't know the truth, don't know what's actual,
Everything is counterfactual.

Herpety doo dah, derpety ay.
Votin' for teatards, wonderful day!
 
2013-11-08 06:29:01 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.


Well, at least you've found a way to feel superior to both, and that's all that really matters. :D
 
2013-11-08 06:29:09 PM  

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!


I didn't know Palin was an objectivist.

It's a philosophy that stands in such start contrast to Christianity, and observable reality, which is saying something.
 
2013-11-08 06:29:29 PM  

thamike: "I WROTE A BOOK!"


img1.fark.net
 
2013-11-08 06:29:53 PM  

FlashHarry: sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.


Describes Nancy Pelosi pretty accurately too.
 
2013-11-08 06:29:55 PM  
Well, it's good to get this shiat out into the open.

I can think of at least a dozen threads where posters would bait atheists with HURR STALIN MAO HURR DURR TEH THEY KILLED TENS OF MILLIONS HURR DURR." Also, the ever popular "Hitler wasn't a Christian he was an atheist too NUH UH NO YOU."

Right here on Fark, even. In its more vibrant finer hours. I miss 2004.
*snif*
 
2013-11-08 06:30:53 PM  
Is this another "Militant Atheist" thread?
 
2013-11-08 06:31:03 PM  

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!


Cedar Waxwings will share berries when they land in trees. The one that lands closest to the berry clusters will pick one and pass it down the line to the others.

CEDAR WAXWINGS FOLLOW CHRIST!
 
2013-11-08 06:32:21 PM  

edmo: Is this another "Militant Atheist" thread?


I hope not. I hate to miss the Militant Atheist threads, and I'm nearly out of Militant soda and Militant Cheetos and haven't gone to the Militant 7-11 yet.
 
2013-11-08 06:32:57 PM  
One of the small joys I have in life is going to the Salvation Army twice a year and seeing he exact same Sarah Palin books on the shelves for $0.50 year after year.
 
2013-11-08 06:33:04 PM  

netweavr: Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders


That's right! Crusaders of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, Baby!
i18.photobucket.com
You know you need it, Momma!
 
2013-11-08 06:33:14 PM  

netweavr: Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders


At least we get issued cool armor
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-08 06:33:42 PM  
We already knew she was a bigoted piece of sh*t, so what is the news here?
 
2013-11-08 06:34:00 PM  

netweavr: Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders


So?

/flame on
 
2013-11-08 06:34:08 PM  
NO ONE EXPECTS DISNEYLAND!
 
2013-11-08 06:34:19 PM  
I'm not a big fan of stupid wars but Christmas is really pissing me off. If we're going to wage that war it's time for a surge.
 
2013-11-08 06:34:23 PM  

edmo: Is this another "Militant Atheist" thread?


It F**KING GODDAMN WELL BETTER BE, YOU IGNORANT, BIBLE THUMPING S.O.B.
 
2013-11-08 06:36:04 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
"You feelin' okay Johnny? You look a little pale.. any palpitations?
Wanna go take a nap or somethin' gonna be a long night."


/one heartbeat away
//we are some stupid people
 
2013-11-08 06:36:21 PM  

Cletus C.: I'm not a big fan of stupid wars but Christmas is really pissing me off. If we're going to wage that war it's time for a surge.


The real war is the War On Thanksgiving.

WHAR TURKEY DECORATIONS WHAR!!
 
2013-11-08 06:37:19 PM  
The book comes in paperback and coloring.
 
2013-11-08 06:37:22 PM  

gunslinger_RG: Judging by the quotes there, it seems that Atheist are amazingly powerful in America.  I mean there are currently all of 0 in the house of representatives with another staggering 0 in the senate while having been able to control the executive branch all of 1 times (I count Jefferson).


Just because Jefferson's political opponents denounced him as an atheist doesn't make him one.  In fact, Jefferson was not an atheist or even a deist (though neither was he a Christian by any reasonable definition) - in modern terms, his beliefs would be better described as Unitarian Universalist.

With that kind of clout in Washington you can bet your bottom dollar that it is going to be open season on Christianity.  Not to mention all the other religions in power in our government like muslims with their equal number of 0 1.

FTFY.

/mostly just quibbling here - the rest of your post is on the money
 
2013-11-08 06:37:58 PM  

tinyarena: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 380x132]
"You feelin' okay Johnny? You look a little pale.. any palpitations?
Wanna go take a nap or somethin' gonna be a long night."

/one heartbeat away
//we are some stupid people


Yeah but...we weren't sure if Obama was going to be a good choice or not.

*coughs*
 
2013-11-08 06:40:21 PM  
Atheists kill good Christian babies to appease their Science-God.
 
2013-11-08 06:40:47 PM  

meat0918: netweavr: Damned atheists. They're like modern day crusaders

At least we get issued cool armor
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x311]


That's got a very Dragon Warrior-ish look to it...
 
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