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(New York Magazine)   "Atheism's track record makes the Spanish Inquisition seem like Disneyland by comparison" and other truth bombs from Sarah Palin's latest money grab   (nymag.com) divider line 411
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2013-11-08 03:35:48 PM
I have a hard time believe she could read, much less write, a book without quitting midway through.
 
2013-11-08 03:36:59 PM
"I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

YOU GO SARAH!!!
 
2013-11-08 03:42:44 PM
I clicked the christmas tree. And I think I lost 30 or 40 IQ points by the end....Damn you for letting me do that....
 
2013-11-08 03:44:09 PM
"Because hearing a word you don't want to hear is a big freaking deal," said the person who is upset at the phrase "Happy Holidays."
 
2013-11-08 03:44:16 PM

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"


cAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
 
2013-11-08 03:46:03 PM

Soup4Bonnie: JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"

cAN'T STOP LAUGHING.


There are so many inconceivably ignorant ideas wrapped up in that one sentence that it is almost impressive.
 
2013-11-08 03:47:39 PM
"So are you ready for some good, old-fashioned words? Here are some: work, honesty, courage, justice, thrift, perseverance," said the woman that quit her job.
 
2013-11-08 03:50:50 PM
She honestly perseveres at being a complete dumbsh*t.
 
2013-11-08 03:53:30 PM
This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.
 
2013-11-08 03:56:43 PM
sarah palin embodies everything that is wrong with america at the dawn of the 21st century. she is:

• petulant
• egotistical
• shrill
• vain
• vindictive
• greedy
• dishonest
• selfish
• unscrupulous
• and willfully and proudly ignorant

in short, she's an appallingly awful and odious woman. it's no wonder republicans venerate her as a god.
 
2013-11-08 03:58:39 PM
The link is worth clicking on just to play the soundboard.
 
2013-11-08 04:00:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.
 
2013-11-08 04:01:27 PM
A day at Disneyland might make the Spanish Inquisition seem like a picnic.
 
2013-11-08 04:03:08 PM
i forgot to add:

• the best thing to happen to the democratic party since FDR
 
2013-11-08 04:08:07 PM
Thankfully, no one takes her as seriously as she takes herself.
 
2013-11-08 04:11:07 PM

JerseyTim: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?"


That was so stupid I got dizzy.
 
2013-11-08 04:12:35 PM

Deedeemarz: There are so many inconceivably ignorant ideas wrapped up in that one sentence that it is almost impressive.


Right?  It's like The Crane of ignorant statements; if do right, no can defense.

Things Charles Darwin Didn't Understand by Sarah Palin.
 
2013-11-08 04:14:04 PM
Dear Sarah,

1 Timothy 2:12
 
2013-11-08 04:14:40 PM
 
2013-11-08 04:14:48 PM

Voiceofreason01: Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.


Only because almost half this country is populated with terrible people.
 
2013-11-08 04:15:41 PM

dr_blasto: Voiceofreason01: Ladies and gentlemen this woman was very nearly Vice President of the United States.

Only because almost half this country is populated with terrible people.


or very stupid/ignorant people
 
2013-11-08 04:22:58 PM
Man, she really just doesn't get it.

Way to unite Americans, Sarah.  Also, stellar job at trying to attract people to your spiritual point of view - through petulant whining.
 
2013-11-08 04:23:55 PM
The war on Christmas is the tip of the spear in a larger battle to secularize our culture, and make true religious freedom a thing of America's past.

Says the vapid twatwaffle that tweeted this:

Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate

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2013-11-08 04:24:48 PM
From the comments:
I am dealing with bursitis at the moment, so the thought of listening to Snow Snooki narrating her book just exacerbates my pain!

*snort*
 
2013-11-08 04:25:35 PM
It's the gems like these I just don't get no matter how hard I try:

The war on Christmas is the tip of the spear in a larger battle to secularize our culture, and make true religious freedom a thing of America's past.

Religious freedom by forcing everyone to believe as you do?  I know that expecting Palin to be logical is too much, but come the fark on!
 
2013-11-08 04:26:01 PM

Diogenes: Man, she really just doesn't get it.


oh, she gets it alright. her lavish lifestyle is funded purely by taking the welfare checks out of the pocketbooks of angry old racists. to stay top-of-mind, she needs to blurt shiat like this. if she doesn't, they'll forget about her and start donating to ted cruz.
 
2013-11-08 04:26:49 PM
The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.
 
2013-11-08 04:27:48 PM
It's a book about protecting Christmas.

Sadly, there are no Chick-fil-A restaurants in Alaska.

Yeah, that fits right in.
 
2013-11-08 04:28:11 PM
So are you ready for some good, old-fashioned words? Here are some: work, honesty, courage, justice, thrift, perseverance.

And she fails on at least 5 of those 6.
 
2013-11-08 04:29:17 PM

Soup4Bonnie: It's a book about protecting Christmas.

Sadly, there are no Chick-fil-A restaurants in Alaska.

Yeah, that fits right in.


Shows what you know.  The three wise men brought take out.  There was no kitchen in that stable.
 
2013-11-08 04:29:32 PM
Exploiting a religious holiday for monetary gain = "Protecting the heart of Christmas."

Yeah, riiiiight.

I have to admit, she's awfully good at fleecing her sheep.
 
2013-11-08 04:31:19 PM
Was anyone expecting that?
 
2013-11-08 04:31:40 PM

Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.



One of the world's oldest nations?

Is she talking about France?
 
2013-11-08 04:32:21 PM
ITT: Libtards just can't deal with a smart, sexy, powerful conservative woman.
 
2013-11-08 04:32:24 PM

shanrick: Was anyone expecting that?


As you can tell from my posts, I find this to be the most ridiculous of her many derpy products.  So now.  I had no idea the bar could go this low, even for her.
 
2013-11-08 04:34:04 PM

Blues_X: Diogenes: The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

Palin's a believer, and it did help her slide into moral decay.


One of the world's oldest nations?

Is she talking about France?


Beats the hell out of me.  I can't make sense of any of it.  I'd say Italy with all their corruption but they've got the Vatican.
 
2013-11-08 04:34:16 PM

Diogenes: It's the gems like these I just don't get no matter how hard I try:

The war on Christmas is the tip of the spear in a larger battle to secularize our culture, and make true religious freedom a thing of America's past.

Religious freedom by forcing everyone to believe as you do?  I know that expecting Palin to be logical is too much, but come the fark on!


all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
 
2013-11-08 04:34:32 PM
- Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.
 
2013-11-08 04:36:17 PM
Good God, those are some wild, brainless ideas.  I bet her followers party like some crazy mother farkers.  I'm half tempted to convert and enjoy their batshiat crazy ways...who knows, it might be like trying acid for the first time:  you hear all these crazy stories about what its like to try it and how it changes your perspective on life forever.  Half of you wants to experience another world of existence, while the other half appreciates your grounded sense of reality.  Red pill or blue pill?  Damn, it's tempting...
 
2013-11-08 04:38:11 PM

miss diminutive: - Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.


I've got a theory that she's actually very smart and capable but acts a bimbo because it plays well with the rubes.
 
2013-11-08 04:39:14 PM
www.christmaslibrary.ca
 
2013-11-08 04:40:01 PM

FlashHarry: i forgot to add:

• the best thing to happen to the democratic party since FDR


Ted Cruz seems to be giving her a run for her money on that one.
 
2013-11-08 04:42:39 PM

SilentStrider: Ted Cruz seems to be giving her a run for her money on that one.


I'm wondering if someone is getting a wee jealous about not being the prettiest girl in the room anymore.
 
2013-11-08 04:43:44 PM

Voiceofreason01: miss diminutive: - Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.

I've got a theory that she's actually very smart and capable but acts a bimbo because it plays well with the rubes.


If that's the case then she's got The Prestige levels of commitment to the lie. I used to think it was just an act, but I seriously doubt it.
 
2013-11-08 04:43:49 PM

Voiceofreason01: miss diminutive: - Let's think this through: Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?

If any more stupid could be crammed into one person she'd collapse in on herself to form a moronic black hole.

I've got a theory that she's actually very smart and capable but acts a bimbo because it plays well with the rubes.


I can believe that of, say, Cruz.  Not Palin.  Not even a little.
 
2013-11-08 04:43:59 PM

SilentStrider: FlashHarry: i forgot to add:

• the best thing to happen to the democratic party since FDR

Ted Cruz seems to be giving her a run for her money on that one.


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2013-11-08 04:44:34 PM
Luke 6:27-36

I love Sarah Palin.
 
2013-11-08 04:46:13 PM
The logical result of atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay.

She's talking about the used underwear vending machines in Japan, isn't she?
 
2013-11-08 04:46:20 PM

sigdiamond2000: This effulgent statuesque conservative sparkplug has you libs quaking in your boots.


Please tell me this is sarcasm, 'cuz if she is your shining light you are really in trouble....
 
2013-11-08 04:56:11 PM
This is perhaps most fun for a moderate/centrist. I get to laugh at both idiot Palin and the idiot lefties freaking out.
 
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