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(Social Reader)   If Miley Cyrus hopes to last long enough to join Club 27, she needs to slow down her partying. Also her abnormal heart rate   (socialreader.com) divider line 60
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2013-11-08 03:47:33 PM
She's pretty much farked already. Just a matter of time. She'll either go quick or go into rehab then go quick.
 
2013-11-08 03:49:15 PM
...and nothing of value will be lost that day.
 
2013-11-08 03:53:57 PM
I'm not a Miley fan (although I would hit it), and I do like to watch celebrity train wrecks, but I'm not enjoying this as much as I thought I would.

/would rather it was Bieber that had the heart problem.
 
2013-11-08 03:53:59 PM
i think her wild partying stuff is about 99.5% made-up by publicists and media to keep her name in the news. she comes across as too silly to be a true wild child.
 
2013-11-08 03:55:39 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: She's pretty much farked already. Just a matter of time. She'll either go quick or go into rehab then go quick.


Is she actually partying like Lohan? I was under the very strong impression this is pure made-up crap specifically designed to make hype about her and she's actually done nothing actually wild, just "wild" in quotes.
 
2013-11-08 03:57:55 PM
don't tell her heart, her achy breaky heart.
 
2013-11-08 03:58:41 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: TheShavingofOccam123: She's pretty much farked already. Just a matter of time. She'll either go quick or go into rehab then go quick.

Is she actually partying like Lohan? I was under the very strong impression this is pure made-up crap specifically designed to make hype about her and she's actually done nothing actually wild, just "wild" in quotes.


[X] she's out control and going down the drain fast
[X] all her actions are cynical and calculated

Quantum MIley
 
2013-11-08 03:59:51 PM
She is being stupid and reckless, but from what I've read about her, she seems like she's a kind person who's lost her way. I hope she settles down soon before she causes damage to herself. That would probably only happen if she removes herself from the public arena for a while.
 
2013-11-08 04:03:39 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-08 04:04:31 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: don't tell her heart, her achy breaky heart.


They'll try to make her go to rehab, but she'll say no, no, no
 
2013-11-08 04:08:56 PM

devilEther: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Ooooh. Link please? That actually looks like it would be fun to watch...
 
2013-11-08 04:09:03 PM
It's my understanding that she can't stop. She won't stop.
 
2013-11-08 04:10:00 PM
I head a remix of one of her songs that was pretty awesome.

link

line in the bathroom
 
2013-11-08 04:12:39 PM
One too many lines one night and ---√ ---√ ---√ √ √ √ √ √ √ ----------------------------
 
2013-11-08 04:13:37 PM
Bullshiat. Uptight people and scoccer moms want Miley to be a little girl forever, forgetting the chick is 20 farking years old. She's doing nothing more than what any 20 year old woman in college is doing right now.
 
2013-11-08 04:15:30 PM
Madonna is ridiculously fit and a genius at giving the impression she's having a wild time, when in fact she's in bed by 9pm


During her stint in the 80's?

img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-11-08 04:15:33 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Bullshiat. Uptight people and scoccer moms want Miley to be a little girl forever, forgetting the chick is 20 farking years old. She's doing nothing more than what any 20 year old woman in college is doing right now.


Wait she's not showing her tits for beads
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 04:18:48 PM
The world would lose nothing if that beady-eyed twat was no longer in it...
 
2013-11-08 04:18:51 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: Bullshiat. Uptight people and scoccer moms want Miley to be a little girl forever, forgetting the chick is 20 farking years old. She's doing nothing more than what any 20 year old woman in college is doing right now.

Wait she's not showing her tits for beads


No she is more of the tits for Terry Richardson type of chick.
 
2013-11-08 04:22:23 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Bullshiat. Uptight people and scoccer moms want Miley to be a little girl forever, forgetting the chick is 20 farking years old. She's doing nothing more than what any 20 year old woman in college is doing right now.


which is everyone but me.
 
2013-11-08 04:22:31 PM

bungle_jr: i think her wild partying stuff is about 99.5% made-up by publicists and media to keep her name in the news. she comes across as too silly to be a true wild child.


I'd go so far as to say it's a well thought out and slightly less well executed long term marketing plan.
 
2013-11-08 04:22:56 PM

blacksharpiemarker: devilEther: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Ooooh. Link please? That actually looks like it would be fun to watch...


I couldn't find the video, but I did find some interesting theories from an evangelical website about why Miley, a slave to evil, is always sticking out her tongue.

-------------------------------

It's based on a going into battle war ritual of a New Zealand Aborigines tribe called the Maori. The ritual itself is called a haka, and the sticking out of the tongue, is a message to the enemy that says "if we defeat you we are going to eat you".

TONGUE (protruding): Linked to flame, fire, fertility, sexual power and spiritual power. In nations around the world, images of deities or masks with protruding tongues have indicated active and occupying spiritual forces -- often a union of masculine and feminine spirits. Such images were vital to pagan rituals invoking [demonic] spirits.

She is sticking out her tongue because it represents Kali, the goddess of destruction and death. It means to reject the feminine and to be uncivilized.
The tongue out means the ultimate destroyer or deliverer to destroy the blood seed. The tongue is a weapon to be used to destroy the demons that came from Rakta-bija. Kali was summoned to destroy the demons destroying Durga.
Basically destroying demons of one clan to save the demon of their clan.
So I think what the satanic Cyrus has been used to portray is, to destroy the adversary to their cause, which would be the masses who do not follow their cause. It is basically a threat to the masses that destruction is called upon them.
 
2013-11-08 04:24:08 PM
That thread made me realize how much in control Madonna has always been in her career and personal life.  Every tabloid explosion regarding her has always been carefully crafted by her and her team.  Just sayin.
 
2013-11-08 04:25:01 PM

devilEther: I couldn't find the video, but I did find some interesting theories from an evangelical website about why Miley, a slave to evil, is always sticking out her tongue.


Some people have far too much farking time on their hands
 
2013-11-08 04:25:11 PM

GanjSmokr: I'm not a Miley fan (although I would hit it), and I do like to watch celebrity train wrecks, but I'm not enjoying this as much as I thought I would.

/would rather it was Bieber that had the heart problem.



I gotta 2nd that. Miley was a byproduct of the Disney tween machine, so she has some crap to work through.
Bieber is just a little asshole.
 
2013-11-08 04:30:37 PM
Actually, in order to join Club 27, Miley would actually have to have talent.
 
2013-11-08 04:37:36 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Bullshiat. Uptight people and scoccer moms want Miley to be a little girl forever, forgetting the chick is 20 farking years old. She's doing nothing more than what any 20 year old woman in college is doing right now.


Miley is studying for exams and doing term papers?

(I hung around with the nerdy types in college so my world-view might be a bit skewed.)
 
2013-11-08 04:48:12 PM

wee: The world would lose nothing if that beady-eyed twat was no longer in it...


What do you have against Taylor Swift?
 
2013-11-08 04:53:20 PM
fark her
 
2013-11-08 04:57:14 PM

devilEther: blacksharpiemarker: devilEther: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Ooooh. Link please? That actually looks like it would be fun to watch...

I couldn't find the video, but I did find some interesting theories from an evangelical website about why Miley, a slave to evil, is always sticking out her tongue.

-------------------------------

It's based on a going into battle war ritual of a New Zealand Aborigines tribe called the Maori. The ritual itself is called a haka, and the sticking out of the tongue, is a message to the enemy that says "if we defeat you we are going to eat you".

TONGUE (protruding): Linked to flame, fire, fertility, sexual power and spiritual power. In nations around the world, images of deities or masks with protruding tongues have indicated active and occupying spiritual forces -- often a union of masculine and feminine spirits. Such images were vital to pagan rituals invoking [demonic] spirits.

She is sticking out her tongue because it represents Kali, the goddess of destruction and death. It means to reject the feminine and to be uncivilized.
The tongue out means the ultimate destroyer or deliverer to destroy the blood seed. The tongue is a weapon to be used to destroy the demons that came from Rakta-bija. Kali was summoned to destroy the demons destroying Durga.
Basically destroying demons of one clan to save the demon of their clan.
So I think what the satanic Cyrus has been used to portray is, to destroy the adversary to their cause, which would be the masses who do not follow their cause. It is basically a threat to the masses that destruction is called upon them.


Are you sure it's not from fark.com/entertainment?
 
2013-11-08 04:57:57 PM
Some people choose to burn brightly and for a short time.
 
2013-11-08 04:58:44 PM

devilEther: I couldn't find the video, but I did find some interesting theories from an evangelical website about why Miley, a slave to evil, is always sticking out her tongue.



Thanks. Here's some more for those of you who get a kick out of this stuff...

http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/mtv-vmas-2013/
 
2013-11-08 04:58:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: GanjSmokr: I'm not a Miley fan (although I would hit it), and I do like to watch celebrity train wrecks, but I'm not enjoying this as much as I thought I would.

/would rather it was Bieber that had the heart problem.


I gotta 2nd that. Miley was a byproduct of the Disney tween machine, so she has some crap to work through.
Bieber is just a little asshole.


Lots of people hate Disney for turning children into assholes, but everybody seems to love Ellen DeGeneris. Disney = ruining kids forever. Ellen = Justin Beiber Forever.
 
2013-11-08 05:00:14 PM
It's all hatefull
 
2013-11-08 05:17:58 PM

Buttknuckle: That thread made me realize how much in control Madonna has always been in her career and personal life.  Every tabloid explosion regarding her has always been carefully crafted by her and her team.  Just sayin.


True, like the time Madonna's team convinced Sean Penn to beat up Madonna.
 
2013-11-08 05:25:18 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Actually, in order to join Club 27, Miley would actually have to have talent.


So Cobain is just the doorman or restroom attendant?
 
2013-11-08 05:35:30 PM
Die young, stay pretty ...
Live fast, cuz it won't last ...
 
2013-11-08 05:46:34 PM

miss diminutive: Some people choose to burn brightly and for a short time.


And some people choose to burn awkwardly and obnoxiously, and for too long a time.
 
2013-11-08 05:47:39 PM

devilskware: Anderson's Pooper: Actually, in order to join Club 27, Miley would actually have to have talent.

So Cobain is just the doorman or restroom attendant?


Cobain parks the cars.
 
2013-11-08 06:05:03 PM
funnycatwallpapers.com
 
2013-11-08 06:07:54 PM
Heart condition? Guess she's out of the running for the new Supreme.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 06:29:53 PM

milkyshirt: What do you have against Taylor Swift?


She's a space alien twat, but we can put her up against the wall, too.
 
2013-11-08 08:35:16 PM
I thought she spent all her time listening to old Pixies albums.  Way she tells it, she's a 40 year old dude.
 
2013-11-08 09:18:43 PM
I think she'll die of a heart attack brought on by trying waaaaay too hard.
 
2013-11-08 09:33:05 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Also:

/harvest is coming soon
 
2013-11-08 09:40:10 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Actually, in order to join Club 27, Miley would actually have to have talent.


This convinced me.  I've never considered buying any of her albums, but I would if they sounded like that.

I doubt she parties anywhere near as much as the tabloid media wishes she would.  Have there really been any stories with any substance behind them that make her offstage behavior sound more problematic than the average girl her age?  I've gotten the impression that she's a lot more self-aware than the average young pop star, if anything.  I don't know if she'll still have much of a career when she's 27, but I think as a human being she'll probably be fine eventually.
 
2013-11-08 09:59:31 PM
Should I put her on my dead pool next year?

As much as I can't stand her...I have to admit I'd wreck her sweet ass.
 
2013-11-08 10:32:11 PM
A source said... yeah... that is legit.
 
2013-11-09 12:01:10 AM
ArcadianRefugee

Why the picture of Dolph Lundgren? Are you trying to turn this into a Rocky 4 thread?
 
2013-11-09 12:15:19 AM
 
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