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(Patch)   Many couples set to marry on a Tuesday in November because they are idiots   (reston.patch.com) divider line 108
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2013-11-08 02:14:43 PM
on a Wednesday in November
 
2013-11-08 02:23:50 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: on a Wednesday in November


beat me to it.
 
2013-11-08 02:23:57 PM
And we got married on a Tuesday. Both our birthdays were on the 11th of a month so of course we had to get married on the 11th of a month. But there were no weekend 11ths anywhere near the time we wanted to get married. So Tuesday it was. That was over 45 years ago and we're still married so a Tuesday for the date can't be all that bad a thing.
 
2013-11-08 02:40:19 PM
It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month
 
2013-11-08 03:04:20 PM
He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.
 
2013-11-08 03:11:44 PM
(sigh)
I am attending one of these weddings on Tuesday.
The good news is it's in Florida and my flight leaves tomorrow.
I'll have a couple of days in the sun at least.
 
2013-11-08 03:14:29 PM

Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.



I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.
 
2013-11-08 03:18:19 PM

Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.


Why?  What happens on September 11th?
 
2013-11-08 03:20:58 PM
I'm also getting married on the 12th....the 12th of never.
 
2013-11-08 03:27:50 PM

Walker: I'm also getting married on the 12th....the 12th of never.


Do i still have a year to get your gift?
 
2013-11-08 03:36:09 PM

Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.


My wife and I got married on September 10, 2000. Missed that one by a hair. Makes it easy to remember, though.
 
2013-11-08 03:37:27 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month


Lousy Smarch weather.
 
2013-11-08 03:38:22 PM
Make it a destination wedding, too, so that all your friends can spend hundreds upon hundreds of dollars to see you spend tens of thousands of dollars on a few hours of your time.
 
2013-11-08 03:39:35 PM

Walker: I'm also getting married on the 12th....the 12th of never.


Green light next year:

[PATCH] [STUPID} Many couples, including Farker "Walker", set to marry on a Saturday in December because they are smrt
 
2013-11-08 04:10:40 PM

show me: Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.

My wife and I got married on September 10, 2000. Missed that one by a hair. Makes it easy to remember, though.


Maybe a couple hairs ;)
 
2013-11-08 04:11:33 PM
Subby sounds euphoric.
 
2013-11-08 04:11:47 PM
ISO seen crying in a corner.
 
2013-11-08 04:11:59 PM
It's not a real marriage unless there's a homeless person you picked off the street to act as your witness.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 04:13:33 PM
I hope that suddenly everyone wants calendar reform so it gets all screwed up.
 
2013-11-08 04:13:46 PM

Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


My cousin set his wedding one day after his birthday, he was really upfront about it too.  "you want me to forget?!?!"
 
2013-11-08 04:13:58 PM
On the one hand, it makes it easy for the guy to remember their anniversary.
On the other hand, boy, when you forget THAT anniversary....
 
2013-11-08 04:15:04 PM
Doing something a little quirky doesn't make you an idiot.

Or did you mean because they're getting married at all?
 
2013-11-08 04:15:14 PM
My brother was married October 4th.

/good buddy
 
2013-11-08 04:16:06 PM
My wife and I were planning on marrying on Leap Day, but scheduling conspired against us.
 
2013-11-08 04:16:12 PM

Bonkthat_Again: (sigh)
I am attending one of these weddings on Tuesday.
The good news is it's in Florida and my flight leaves tomorrow.
I'll have a couple of days in the sun at least.


You may have just made history as the first person to ever say that phrase on Fark.
 
2013-11-08 04:16:22 PM
Many couples set to marry  on a Tuesday in Novemberbecause they are idiots


/Amirite guys?
 
2013-11-08 04:17:38 PM
Second time I got married was one of the consecutive dates in the 00s, like 03.03.03, but one of the other ones. Don't want to say which one as I'm not entirely convinced Drew isn't harvesting data to work out who we really are so he can sell that data to the NSA who will probably sell it to aliens.
Anyway, that was my second one, and it was easy as a Bristol stool chart number seven to remember that one.
The next time I got married was half-past never. I learned all I need to know about marriage and divorce now.
 
2013-11-08 04:17:45 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-08 04:18:13 PM
I know I'm kind of lazy, but I always found it easier not to get married than try and remember my anniversary or some girls' birthday.
 
2013-11-08 04:19:01 PM
I wanted to get married 10/10/10 but it was on a Sunday and the magistrate would only do it on weekdays. 10/1/10 is still pretty damn easy to remember.
 
2013-11-08 04:19:30 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.

Why?  What happens on September 11th?


Millions Jews and millions Muslims came out the closet and dry humped each other on CNN.
 
2013-11-08 04:19:58 PM

show me: Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.

My wife and I got married on September 10, 2000. Missed that one by a hair. Makes it easy to remember, though.


Does your wife know that you STILL can't remember your anniversary? Hate to break this to you but nothing earth-shattering happened on September 11, 2000.
 
2013-11-08 04:22:01 PM
Married on 07-07-07...
www.celebritybrideguide.com
 
2013-11-08 04:22:03 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.

Why?  What happens on September 11th?


You buy .9999%(that's FOUR nines) pure gold coated coins; from which, the platinum towers rise from the ashes. All of that comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, a plastic air tight case, and an aquarium with a teddy bear inside to be placed prominently on your piano.
 
2013-11-08 04:24:02 PM
I don't care much for meeting these kinds of "special" dates.  I did get lucky though in that my anniversary is one month and one day before my birthday, so it's extremely easy to remember.  Also, my wife was born on the 31st, I was born on the 13th, and our son was born on 3-1-13.
 
2013-11-08 04:24:38 PM
On the honeymoon one wears the number 7 and the other wears number 9.
 
2013-11-08 04:25:21 PM
So the Europeans will do it December 11th?
 
2013-11-08 04:26:09 PM

iheartscotch: You buy .9999%(that's FOUR nines) pure gold coated coins; from which, the platinum towers rise from the ashes. All of that comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, a plastic air tight case, and an aquarium with a teddy bear inside to be placed prominently on your piano.


What number do I call?

WHAT NUMBER DO I CALL???!!!
 
2013-11-08 04:26:53 PM
Wait till next year 12/13/14 is a Saturday.
 
2013-11-08 04:29:35 PM

Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.


I have cousins who did that a few years back. They got a lot of stuff half off for that day, for some reason- they figured the intensity of the date would fade with time.
 
2013-11-08 04:30:07 PM

Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


It's really not so much forget as it is try not to remember.
 
2013-11-08 04:30:21 PM

LegacyDL: It's not a real marriage unless there's a homeless person you picked off the street to act as your witness.


We almost had to do that, but luckily a couple came in before closing and had the same problem. So we witnessed theirs and they witnessed ours.

/it was very romantic the way the rubidium-coating rings from the luggage store down the street glistened on the lace pillow with the brown stain
//"rubidium coated so they don't turn black in the sunlight", the owner with the bright orange suit told us proudly
 
2013-11-08 04:31:02 PM
Honestly, this is better than morons who spend 50-100k on their dumbass weddings.

Choose something you really WILL remember (i.e. the date), rather than a consumeristic facade.

Any person who has given, or has been given, a ring valued at more than $100 for their wedding, who is commenting in this thread, has nothing to say about idiocy.
 
2013-11-08 04:31:21 PM

cptjeff: Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.

I have cousins who did that a few years back. They got a lot of stuff half off for that day, for some reason- they figured the intensity of the date would fade with time.


It'll become Liberty Day or something similar like Armistice Day got transformed to Veterans Day.
 
2013-11-08 04:31:57 PM
11/12/13 is a Wednesday in December.
 
2013-11-08 04:32:32 PM

Petit_Merdeux: iheartscotch: You buy .9999%(that's FOUR nines) pure gold coated coins; from which, the platinum towers rise from the ashes. All of that comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, a plastic air tight case, and an aquarium with a teddy bear inside to be placed prominently on your piano.

What number do I call?

WHAT NUMBER DO I CALL???!!!


(xxx) xxx-xxxx

But, if you call in the next 20 minutes; we'll double your order, you just pay separate shipping and processing.

That number again is,
(xxx)xxx-xxxx
 
2013-11-08 04:34:22 PM

barefoot in the head: 11/12/13 is a Wednesday in December.


That's exactly when Solomon Grundy got married!
 
2013-11-08 04:34:24 PM
"Annnnnd now I'm waitin' for the end of time..."

/wait, what?
 
2013-11-08 04:34:44 PM

Ring of Fire: Wait till next year 12/13/14 is a Saturday.


Be sure not to miss that one though, unless you want a long engagement.
 
2013-11-08 04:34:54 PM

12349876: cptjeff: Sybarite: Makh: He'll probably still forget the date oh and the anniversaries to come.


I guess if you really wanted to play it safe you could get married on September 11th.

I have cousins who did that a few years back. They got a lot of stuff half off for that day, for some reason- they figured the intensity of the date would fade with time.

It'll become Liberty Day or something similar like Armistice Day got transformed to Veterans Day.


I think it's already been declared to be Freedom Day or some crap like that.

\Just looked it up.
\\Patriot Day, apparently
 
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