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(CNN)   "A state medical examiner ruled his death accidental... His fingernails had been clipped, his clothes were missing and his organs had been removed and replaced by newspaper"   (cnn.com) divider line 22
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2013-11-08 01:46:50 PM
5 votes:
I am so sick and tired of these conspiracy theorists with their endless questions: "Where are his organs? Why was the body moved?"

And then when you provide a reasonable answer (his organs were trying to escape his body, and he moved to try to reclaim them), they just come back with more questions.

Give it up! Life is random, and it doesn't require some kind of conspiracy theory to explain. .
2013-11-08 01:46:30 PM
4 votes:
Look, do we really know he even had those organs to start with?
2013-11-08 01:19:15 PM
4 votes:
What's black and white and read all over stuffed in a human corpse?
2013-11-08 02:07:36 PM
2 votes:

patrick767: wxboy: patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?

Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.

And the blood? I don't think falling into a mat would cause much bloodshed. Maybe the gym mat was filled with razor blades!


I imagine if you were stuck upside down for long enough, blood would start coming out of your ears as it starts collecting in the brain.
2013-11-08 02:00:28 PM
2 votes:
Wow.  That's the worst case of suicide I've ever seen.
2013-11-08 01:50:42 PM
2 votes:
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for why a kid's bloodied dead body was found rolled up in a gym mat.

Authorities say Kendrick Johnson fell into the mat and suffocated while trying to retrieve a sneaker

Exactly.  Kids and their sneakers these days, you have to look out for mats.  They're terrible suffocation hazards with the way they automatically roll up around people.

Look, the police would love to clear this all up for everyone and the easiest way is with video or evidence on the dead body but you know how these things go.  Technology is glitchy and let's see YOU differentiate between a kidney and a newspaper, mister internet M.D.
2013-11-08 01:48:12 PM
2 votes:
Nigel: "It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved, really...you know."
2013-11-08 01:41:49 PM
2 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s16.postimg.org image 850x1082]


Why is it that every time I see that Far Side frame, the only thing I can think is "why are the drapes made of skinned forearms and fingers?"
2013-11-08 01:04:33 PM
2 votes:
Why is my son naked and stuffed full of newspaper? He didn't even like to read. I do appreciate you clipping his nails though.
2013-11-08 03:55:17 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure an earlier article revealed a shady funeral home they used was responsible for the newspaper organs. The fingernails were most likely clipped during autopsy. And the video shows it was an either an accident as described or he was murdered by the Flash and an entire classroom of students that entered shortly after he did are in on the conspiracy. The sad reality is a young man died in a bizarre accident and the parents can't accept it. Even if/when the federal investigators conclude the same thing, they'll claim the same thing.
2013-11-08 03:11:52 PM
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: wxboy: patrick767: wxboy: patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?

Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.

And the blood? I don't think falling into a mat would cause much bloodshed. Maybe the gym mat was filled with razor blades!

I imagine if you were stuck upside down for long enough, blood would start coming out of your ears as it starts collecting in the brain.

I don't think that happens.


It does happen. You stop your heart for a few minutes and next thing you know you're half-empty
2013-11-08 02:43:46 PM
1 votes:

Ambivalence: The removal of organs is part of an autopsy.


As is stuffing the body with newspaper. After you've removed the scales and eyes, of course.
2013-11-08 02:18:57 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Again, the mats were stacked vertically, already rolled. In theory, the guy was trying to reach down into one and fell in.


Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.
2013-11-08 02:14:13 PM
1 votes:
oi43.tinypic.com: May His merciful Shadow fall upon you
2013-11-08 02:09:59 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Again, the mats were stacked vertically, already rolled. In theory, the guy was trying to reach down into one and fell in.


He got bored in there and cut his nails before barfing out his guts which some rats dragged off for dinner. Then some one thought his butt looked like a recycling bin and shoved their old newspapers into him.

Pretty obvious really.
2013-11-08 02:05:23 PM
1 votes:
So is it true that he had been in an altercation with the Sheriff's son the night before?
2013-11-08 01:56:27 PM
1 votes:
I can't really comprehend what happened here without knowledge of whether or not the anus was remarkable...
2013-11-08 01:54:47 PM
1 votes:

patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?


Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.
2013-11-08 01:51:02 PM
1 votes:
So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?
2013-11-08 01:42:17 PM
1 votes:
What? How do you turn a body over to a coroner without organs? Who took the organs out?!? Are we quoting the second coroner's report?
2013-11-08 01:41:55 PM
1 votes:
Sic
2013-11-08 01:39:16 PM
1 votes:
s16.postimg.org
 
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