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(CNN)   "A state medical examiner ruled his death accidental... His fingernails had been clipped, his clothes were missing and his organs had been removed and replaced by newspaper"   (cnn.com) divider line 83
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2013-11-08 01:04:33 PM  
Why is my son naked and stuffed full of newspaper? He didn't even like to read. I do appreciate you clipping his nails though.
 
2013-11-08 01:19:15 PM  
What's black and white and read all over stuffed in a human corpse?
 
2013-11-08 01:21:41 PM  
obvious tampering with the camera footage, body has been disturbed, nobody called the coroner for hours, obvious tampering with the physical evidence.....nope seems totally legit to me.
 
2013-11-08 01:35:16 PM  

Voiceofreason01: obvious tampering with the camera footage, body has been disturbed, nobody called the coroner for hours, obvious tampering with the physical evidence.....nope seems totally legit to me.


And the organs are farking missing.
 
2013-11-08 01:37:07 PM  

SlothB77: Voiceofreason01: obvious tampering with the camera footage, body has been disturbed, nobody called the coroner for hours, obvious tampering with the physical evidence.....nope seems totally legit to me.

And the organs are farking missing.


The fingernails and the missing organs sounds more to me like the funeral home farking up. I mean at the minimum they would have noticed that the organs were missing and pointed it out or noted it somewhere.
 
2013-11-08 01:38:31 PM  

Voiceofreason01: obvious tampering with the camera footage, body has been disturbed, nobody called the coroner for hours, obvious tampering with the physical evidence.....nope seems totally legit to me.


The clipped nails especially.

[insert SNL-Church-Lady-How-Conveeenient.jpg]
 
2013-11-08 01:39:16 PM  
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-11-08 01:39:58 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: What's black and white and read all over stuffed in a human corpse?


A penguin?
 
2013-11-08 01:40:54 PM  
Hey...organs get accidentally removed all the time. This stuff happens.
 
2013-11-08 01:41:49 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s16.postimg.org image 850x1082]


Why is it that every time I see that Far Side frame, the only thing I can think is "why are the drapes made of skinned forearms and fingers?"
 
2013-11-08 01:41:55 PM  
Sic
 
2013-11-08 01:42:17 PM  
What? How do you turn a body over to a coroner without organs? Who took the organs out?!? Are we quoting the second coroner's report?
 
2013-11-08 01:45:39 PM  
This sounds like a plot point from Bad Boys 2
 
2013-11-08 01:46:30 PM  
Look, do we really know he even had those organs to start with?
 
2013-11-08 01:46:50 PM  
I am so sick and tired of these conspiracy theorists with their endless questions: "Where are his organs? Why was the body moved?"

And then when you provide a reasonable answer (his organs were trying to escape his body, and he moved to try to reclaim them), they just come back with more questions.

Give it up! Life is random, and it doesn't require some kind of conspiracy theory to explain. .
 
2013-11-08 01:48:12 PM  
Nigel: "It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved, really...you know."
 
2013-11-08 01:49:11 PM  
The fingernails/organs sounds like typical weirdo (but somewhat mainstream) "funeral arrangements."

I have to say, if there isn't anything weird going on here, the people involved are all just farking mongs.
 
2013-11-08 01:50:42 PM  
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for why a kid's bloodied dead body was found rolled up in a gym mat.

Authorities say Kendrick Johnson fell into the mat and suffocated while trying to retrieve a sneaker

Exactly.  Kids and their sneakers these days, you have to look out for mats.  They're terrible suffocation hazards with the way they automatically roll up around people.

Look, the police would love to clear this all up for everyone and the easiest way is with video or evidence on the dead body but you know how these things go.  Technology is glitchy and let's see YOU differentiate between a kidney and a newspaper, mister internet M.D.
 
2013-11-08 01:51:02 PM  
So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?
 
2013-11-08 01:54:47 PM  

patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?


Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.
 
2013-11-08 01:55:30 PM  
Knowing FARK, I expected this to be about King Tut, or some other mummy using modern forensics.

/Had a condo made-a stone-ah
 
2013-11-08 01:56:27 PM  
I can't really comprehend what happened here without knowledge of whether or not the anus was remarkable...
 
2013-11-08 01:58:08 PM  

SlothB77: Voiceofreason01: obvious tampering with the camera footage, body has been disturbed, nobody called the coroner for hours, obvious tampering with the physical evidence.....nope seems totally legit to me.

And the organs are farking missing.


Dr. Bao, paging Dr. Bao
 
2013-11-08 01:58:48 PM  
Whatever happened in the "suicide" case where a woman was found dead, hanging in her wealthy boyfriend's house with her hands tied behind her back?
 
2013-11-08 01:59:21 PM  
I wish the coroner had better writing and grammatical acumen.  When he is spelling words like 'integrrety', it does take away from his credibility.
 
2013-11-08 01:59:24 PM  
Again, the mats were stacked vertically, already rolled. In theory, the guy was trying to reach down into one and fell in.
 
2013-11-08 01:59:27 PM  
The cause of death may be indeed have been accidental, but what happened afterwards certainly was not.
 
2013-11-08 02:00:28 PM  
Wow.  That's the worst case of suicide I've ever seen.
 
2013-11-08 02:01:06 PM  

wxboy: patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?

Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.


And the blood? I don't think falling into a mat would cause much bloodshed. Maybe the gym mat was filled with razor blades!
 
2013-11-08 02:02:01 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: The fingernails/organs sounds like typical weirdo (but somewhat mainstream) "funeral arrangements."

I have to say, if there isn't anything weird going on here, the people involved are all just farking mongs.


Umm. No.

Organs can be removed and placed in plastic bags, but no one uses newspaper. No one.
 
2013-11-08 02:02:01 PM  

wxboy: patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?

Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.


There are other articles that suggest he would place/hide his shoes in the mats rather than use a locker.  There's also a suggestion that there is video of him going into the gym that day, and very few other details about what else is on that video, aside from a color guard practice.
And on a larger scale, there are articles about his town being racially divided in the old-school sense of the term.
 
2013-11-08 02:02:30 PM  
Was this a good thing or a bad thing?

/drtfa
 
2013-11-08 02:03:20 PM  
Shadow Blasko

Umm. No.

Organs can be removed and placed in plastic bags, but no one uses newspaper. No one.


I'll inform CNN right away.
 
2013-11-08 02:05:23 PM  
So is it true that he had been in an altercation with the Sheriff's son the night before?
 
2013-11-08 02:07:36 PM  

patrick767: wxboy: patrick767: So... he fell inside a rolled up gym mat? How the fark does that happen? Maybe he fell on a mat and it rolled itself up? Really?

Perhaps someone tossed his shoe into the rolled-up mat (standing vertically against the wall), and he went in after it and got stuck.  That's the most plausible explanation I can think of that would make his death an accident.

And the blood? I don't think falling into a mat would cause much bloodshed. Maybe the gym mat was filled with razor blades!


I imagine if you were stuck upside down for long enough, blood would start coming out of your ears as it starts collecting in the brain.
 
2013-11-08 02:09:59 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: Again, the mats were stacked vertically, already rolled. In theory, the guy was trying to reach down into one and fell in.


He got bored in there and cut his nails before barfing out his guts which some rats dragged off for dinner. Then some one thought his butt looked like a recycling bin and shoved their old newspapers into him.

Pretty obvious really.
 
2013-11-08 02:14:13 PM  
oi43.tinypic.com: May His merciful Shadow fall upon you
 
2013-11-08 02:14:29 PM  

Tman144: What? How do you turn a body over to a coroner without organs? Who took the organs out?!? Are we quoting the second coroner's report?


The article could have been more clear. Did the first coroner find an organ-less body? What gives. Maybe a timeline or chronological explanation of the investigation would be nice. Either way, accidental death by gym mat sounds suspicious.
 
2013-11-08 02:18:57 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: Again, the mats were stacked vertically, already rolled. In theory, the guy was trying to reach down into one and fell in.


Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.
 
2013-11-08 02:21:21 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Tman144: What? How do you turn a body over to a coroner without organs? Who took the organs out?!? Are we quoting the second coroner's report?

The article could have been more clear. Did the first coroner find an organ-less body? What gives. Maybe a timeline or chronological explanation of the investigation would be nice. Either way, accidental death by gym mat sounds suspicious.


As far as I know they didn't discover that the organs weren't there until the body was exhumed. I believe they were there during the autopsies. That part sounds like a funeral home farkup. There's obviously some sort of cover up going on.
 
2013-11-08 02:21:26 PM  
hitlersbrain

Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

Seriously? That's how I felt when this story first hit Fark. In theory, the kid reached down into the mat to get his shoes (he apparently frequently hid his shoes around the gym), fell in, and then got wedged in, slowly dying, hearing other people come into the gymnasium and play basketball or whatever as he died, unable to say or do anything. Pure nightmare fuel.
 
2013-11-08 02:22:43 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: Again, the mats were stacked vertically, already rolled. In theory, the guy was trying to reach down into one and fell in.


And the sneakers ended up on top of him?
 
2013-11-08 02:26:59 PM  
brigid_fitch

And the sneakers ended up on top of him?

Farked if I know. They also apparently found other sneakers laying around as well. No clue.
 
2013-11-08 02:29:43 PM  
Rolled up and died in a mat. Sounds like something from the Mayfair Witches
 
2013-11-08 02:29:54 PM  
So which one of the cops killed him, is really what we're asking?
 
2013-11-08 02:30:48 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: hitlersbrain

Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

Seriously? That's how I felt when this story first hit Fark. In theory, the kid reached down into the mat to get his shoes (he apparently frequently hid his shoes around the gym), fell in, and then got wedged in, slowly dying, hearing other people come into the gymnasium and play basketball or whatever as he died, unable to say or do anything. Pure nightmare fuel.


Except the photo I've seen shows the sneakers resting next to his feet (as brigid_fitch mentioned), exactly as if someone took them off & dumped them there *after* his body was already wedged into the mat.
 
2013-11-08 02:32:22 PM  
StandsWithAFist

Except the photo I've seen shows the sneakers resting next to his feet (as brigid_fitch mentioned), exactly as if someone took them off & dumped them there *after* his body was already wedged into the mat.

Look at more than one photo. A pair of white shoes was found atop him, his blood was around a black shoe found under him.

I am not the authorities in this case.
 
2013-11-08 02:33:08 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Day_Old_Dutchie: [s16.postimg.org image 850x1082]

Why is it that every time I see that Far Side frame, the only thing I can think is "why are the drapes made of skinned forearms and fingers?"



Oh, thank dog.  I thought it was just me.
 
2013-11-08 02:33:41 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: hitlersbrain

Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

Seriously? That's how I felt when this story first hit Fark. In theory, the kid reached down into the mat to get his shoes (he apparently frequently hid his shoes around the gym), fell in, and then got wedged in, slowly dying, hearing other people come into the gymnasium and play basketball or whatever as he died, unable to say or do anything. Pure nightmare fuel.


Obviously just a freak accident.  It could happen to anyone.  But they do need to re-examine their mat rolling policies.
 
2013-11-08 02:34:42 PM  
Not to be contrarian or anything, but I don't think anything in this case is particularly suspicious so far.  Let's not forget the death was 10 months ago, not yesterday.  Not all police are well versed in dealing with this kind of situation, particularly if they are certain it is not a homicide and on a high school campus.  Its therefore not a surprise that evidence was not handled properly, and that the coroner was not immediately notified.  Mistakes happen.  They opened up the sealed body bag for the family- which is understandable but also a total breach of proper evidence collection.  The scene was therefore not properly handled.  This does not imply wrongdoing or a cover up.
  If the police thought, through interviews with witnesses or others, that the "shoe" theory was the most likely plausible explanation for the death, it would explain why they handled the case the way they did.
  I can't speak for the video, but camera footage is often grainy and out of focus.  motion-sensitive cameras are often inadequately triggered on or off.  I don't think this means anything, but an A/V expert would probably have something to say about this.

Re; the body- three coroners had their hands on this body, and I assume an autopsy was performed.  Are we to be shocked that the organs were not in the body?

What I would want to know is why this kid was in they gym by himself with no one around?  Or were there witnesses we just haven't heard about (since this story is entirely generated by the family of the deceased) who saw the kid go after his missing shoe?
 
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