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(The Local)   Say what you like about Hitler, but he loved animals   (thelocal.it ) divider line 87
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2013-11-08 12:30:53 PM  
I've f*cked a few broads worthy of the Hitler Animal Prize.
 
2013-11-08 12:36:34 PM  
You know who else... wait, WHAT?
 
2013-11-08 12:37:26 PM  
He also changed history by killing Hitler.
 
2013-11-08 12:56:05 PM  
Rtfa

That is satire, right?
 
2013-11-08 01:04:53 PM  
Except most humans.
 
2013-11-08 02:06:12 PM  

SlothB77: Except most humans.


He hated Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals.  And those were sub-human in his ideology.

So I'm going with "nope"
 
2013-11-08 02:07:47 PM  
 
2013-11-08 02:07:54 PM  
So do I!
www.thethingswesay.com
 
2013-11-08 02:07:56 PM  

Cagey B: He also changed history by killing Hitler.


Son of a biatch!

What have I told you guys about killing Hitler? No Hitler, no Second World War, no Internet, no time machines!
 
2013-11-08 02:08:07 PM  
What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2013-11-08 02:08:36 PM  
i heard he likes furniture, too:
images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-08 02:08:45 PM  

iheartscotch: Cagey B: He also changed history by killing Hitler.

Son of a biatch!

What have I told you guys about killing Hitler? No Hitler, no Second World War, no Internet, no time machines!


Fixed point in time, wibbly-wobbly.
 
2013-11-08 02:10:13 PM  
Was Mussolini such a farked up and horrible Italian Leader that the Italians themselves would rather look up to Hitler than to a fellow Italian citizen for inspiration?
 
2013-11-08 02:10:14 PM  

Great_Milenko: What the fark is wrong with people?


Well...for one thing they aren't as delicious as cows or pigs.
 
2013-11-08 02:11:13 PM  

iheartscotch: Cagey B: He also changed history by killing Hitler.

Son of a biatch!

What have I told you guys about killing Hitler? No Hitler, no Second World War, no Internet, no time machines!


Relax everybody kills Hitler during their 1st time travel experience, someone will fix it.
 
2013-11-08 02:11:13 PM  
Q: Why didn't Hitler drink vodka?

A: It made him mean.
 
2013-11-08 02:12:35 PM  
Let's nobody Godwin this thread, OK?
 
2013-11-08 02:12:39 PM  
beastiality trifecta in play?
 
2013-11-08 02:14:00 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know who else... wait, WHAT?


Now you've done it!
spreadingthehumor.net
 
2013-11-08 02:14:27 PM  

p0nk: beastiality trifecta in play?


Someone start a briny thread to wrap this up.
 
2013-11-08 02:14:27 PM  

The_Sponge: Q: Why didn't Hitler drink vodka?

A: It made him mean.


I thought it was because no matter how much Russky Standard he put down, more kept coming.

/I too have lost wars of attrition to alchohol
 
2013-11-08 02:15:05 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: The_Sponge: Q: Why didn't Hitler drink vodka?

A: It made him mean.

I thought it was because no matter how much Russky Standard he put down, more kept coming.

/I too have lost wars of attrition to alchohol



Heh.
 
2013-11-08 02:18:24 PM  
Hitler was a very bad man.
 
2013-11-08 02:20:30 PM  
Keep farking that chicken and eventually, you too, can win a Hitler award.
 
2013-11-08 02:21:27 PM  

Ned Stark: p0nk: beastiality trifecta in play?

Someone start a briny thread to wrap this up.


Brony.

Goddamn spellcheck.
 
2013-11-08 02:21:33 PM  
It's an honor to not be nominated
 
2013-11-08 02:21:54 PM  

Ned Stark: p0nk: beastiality trifecta in play?

Someone start a briny thread to wrap this up.


I too enjoy spending an afternoon in the seawater
 
2013-11-08 02:24:44 PM  
This makes about as much sense as a Jeffrey Dahmer Award For Proper Meat Refrigeration.
 
2013-11-08 02:25:54 PM  
One day I hope to win the Buffalo Bill award for Taxidermy
 
2013-11-08 02:26:39 PM  

veale728: Ned Stark: p0nk: beastiality trifecta in play?

Someone start a briny thread to wrap this up.

I too enjoy spending an afternoon in the seawater


Fark is not your persaltal erotica site
 
2013-11-08 02:28:21 PM  

skinink: Was Mussolini such a farked up and horrible Italian Leader that the Italians themselves would rather look up to Hitler than to a fellow Italian citizen for inspiration?


Clearly you are not aware of the Mussolini Memorial Cup for Railroad Punctuality.
 
2013-11-08 02:28:33 PM  
While Hitler did do a number of good things in addition to a lot of really horrible things, I can't imagine actually naming an award after him.
 
2013-11-08 02:29:35 PM  
But...Hitler did love animals...
 
2013-11-08 02:30:01 PM  

Tom_Slick: iheartscotch: Cagey B: He also changed history by killing Hitler.

Son of a biatch!

What have I told you guys about killing Hitler? No Hitler, no Second World War, no Internet, no time machines!

Relax everybody kills Hitler during their 1st time travel experience, someone will fix it.


See Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act

(Warning : tvtropes - might screw up your productivity for the rest of the day)
 
2013-11-08 02:32:08 PM  
Wait, Hitler liked animals.

Fluttershy likes animals.

OH MY GOD.

FLUTTERSHY IS HITLER.

derpicdn.net
 
2013-11-08 02:36:32 PM  
With spaetzle.
 
2013-11-08 02:37:38 PM  

MagicBoris: Tom_Slick: iheartscotch: Cagey B: He also changed history by killing Hitler.

Son of a biatch!

What have I told you guys about killing Hitler? No Hitler, no Second World War, no Internet, no time machines!

Relax everybody kills Hitler during their 1st time travel experience, someone will fix it.

See Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act

(Warning : tvtropes - might screw up your productivity for the rest of the day)


Yes, if we're reading tvtropes while pretending to work on budget summaries for the rest of the day instead of reading fark while pretending to work on budget summaries for the rest of the day, everything will be ruined.
 
2013-11-08 02:39:54 PM  
At least it's an ethos?
 
2013-11-08 02:41:15 PM  
Here's what Hitler did for animals: he sent nearly three million of them to war (most German transport in 1939 was hauled by horses, and they never mechanized most of their divisions). Lots of mules and dogs "fought" for the Wehrmacht, too. And they pretty much all died.
 
2013-11-08 02:41:34 PM  
brodystevens.typepad.com

At least Hitler never dropped his dog in public.
 
2013-11-08 02:45:17 PM  
Ned Stark:
Yes, if we're reading tvtropes while pretending to work on budget summaries for the rest of the day instead of reading fark while pretending to work on budget summaries for the rest of the day, everything will be ruined.

miscmum.com
 
2013-11-08 02:45:31 PM  
He loved Blondi enough to poison her to death.

www.feelnumb.com

/back in the day, would invade her Sudetenland, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-11-08 02:46:57 PM  
it's not like the prize is a free oven.

 /hitler wore pants, therefore pants are evil.
 
2013-11-08 02:47:36 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: [brodystevens.typepad.com image 350x347]

At least Hitler never dropped his dog in public.


That's still probably better than using your dog to check your cyanide capsules.
 
2013-11-08 02:49:02 PM  
trolledbot.net
 
2013-11-08 02:53:06 PM  
I am not fond of a number of loud contemporary animal-rights movements, but I'm pretty sure that they are not (usually) comparable to Hitler. Even if I were to be victimized by such a group, I wouldn't want an award that mocks my assailants by making that comparison. I wouldn't want an award named after him at all, no matter its purpose.

Despite the ludicrously awkward construction of its name, after reading the thing's stated purpose over a few times, it seems clear to me that the award is not, in fact, an example of creeping Nazism: it's an example of creeping Godwin. That doesn't make it harmless -reductio ad hitlerum is toxic to the sociopolitical dialogue at a time when we need it to be as healthy as possible- but on the scale of threats to humanity, it is still several major notches below Nazism itself. The people behind this award should indeed be ashamed of themselves, but its detractors have committed a gaffe of their own here.
 
2013-11-08 02:58:54 PM  
He was a terrific dancer too.
 
2013-11-08 03:00:10 PM  
Harry Reid is Adolph's son in law, that was published when Harry was first elected in 1882. So I'm told.
 
2013-11-08 03:01:21 PM  
at first glance I thought subby was inviting us all to say what we like about Hitler
 
2013-11-08 03:01:26 PM  
The SS men and kapos in the concentration camps called the prisoners pigs and dogs.

So yeah.
 
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