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(Wired)   Anglerfish has 'The absolute worst sex on earth' according to writer who's never been to a Fark Party   (wired.com) divider line 58
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2013-11-08 01:01:39 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:02:39 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:02:45 PM
Doesn't matter...had sex.
 
2013-11-08 01:03:10 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:04:03 PM
Darn. too slow!
 
2013-11-08 01:07:45 PM
So angler fish are married...

/"I gots d'ring and his money/house/kids/etc - I'm set"
 
2013-11-08 01:09:09 PM
At Fark parties there is always some completely wasted guy "dancing" on a table waving his dong around and generally behaving like a 13 year old on ecstasy.  And other times Drew doesn't even attend.
 
2013-11-08 01:10:07 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:10:40 PM
That's nothin'.  My GF of 3 decades just told me I fondled her breasts (really, really nice Juans, btw) ala Homer Simpson.
 
2013-11-08 01:12:02 PM
There's sex at Fark parties?
 
2013-11-08 01:12:21 PM

Nuclear Monk: Doesn't matter...had sex.


Kinda... didn't.
 
2013-11-08 01:12:48 PM
Thank God I'm not an anglerfish.  That is SO farked up.

Although it appears that it would still be better to be a female anglerfish than a male.
 
2013-11-08 01:16:41 PM
Wow. Can't believe no one linked this yet:

http://youtu.be/9t7E4amWDqI?t=36s
 
2013-11-08 01:20:08 PM
there is no such thing as "the absolute worst sex". and .
 
2013-11-08 01:20:39 PM

Crewmannumber6: There's sex at Fark parties?


No.
 
2013-11-08 01:24:12 PM

Nuclear Monk: Doesn't matter...had sex.


Even if it cried the whole time?
 
2013-11-08 01:26:27 PM

Crewmannumber6: There's sex at Fark parties?


God I hope not. I've seen the BIE.

*shudder*
 
2013-11-08 01:26:39 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:26:53 PM
Speaking of absolutely bad sex:

Anya "Can't Get Her Off Ya" Anderson - wherever you are - give me a ring. I've been practicing.
 
2013-11-08 01:27:00 PM
I'm going to start attending fark parties.

Even bad sex is good if you never get any.
 
2013-11-08 01:28:05 PM

Solon Isonomia: Nuclear Monk: Doesn't matter...had sex.

Even if it cried the whole time?


Especially if she cried the whole time
 
2013-11-08 01:28:15 PM
So 50 virgins awkwardly trying to hit on the one "woman" in the room qualifies as sex now? That seems like a really low bar, even by Fark standards.
 
2013-11-08 01:28:45 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:29:28 PM

CleanAndPure: I'm going to start attending fark parties.

Even bad sex is good if you never get any.


Incorrect. Sufficiently bad sex is actually worse than a plain ol' selfie.
 
2013-11-08 01:32:26 PM

CleanAndPure: I'm going to start attending fark parties.

Even bad sex is good if you never get any.


Tell that to an orb weaver spider.
 
2013-11-08 01:34:10 PM
only 1 percent of males ever find a female. The rest starve to death as virgins

Anglerfish would be a great username here.
 
2013-11-08 01:36:32 PM
I'm not sure what she is going on about but my wife says the angler fish has the second worst sex.
 
2013-11-08 01:36:32 PM

BigLuca: At Fark parties there is always some completely wasted guy "dancing" on a table waving his dong around and generally behaving like a 13 year old on ecstasy.  And other times Drew doesn't even attend.


And dancing while eating pizza. I guess that's the "angler" part.
 
2013-11-08 01:37:40 PM
Deep Sea. Where the champagne room is dark and melty.
 
2013-11-08 01:38:30 PM
That's right up there with traumatic insemination and penis fencing as reproductive methods that make intelligent design hard to swallow.
 
2013-11-08 01:39:35 PM

mod3072: So 50 virgins awkwardly trying to hit on the one "woman" in the room qualifies as sex now? That seems like a really low bar, even by Fark standards.


It needs to be a low bar so that Farkers can carry on drinking while lying down.
 
2013-11-08 01:44:44 PM
In the anglerfish, the male is the parasite.
 
2013-11-08 01:44:50 PM
The worst sex I ever had was pretty good.

/For me, anyway.
//Not sure how it was for her.
 
2013-11-08 01:46:11 PM

stuffy: But they have cool song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Ek3h4HTRE


Dafuq?
 
2013-11-08 01:46:30 PM

Cybernetic: The worst sex I ever had was pretty good.

/For me, anyway.
//Not sure how it was for her.


Doesn't matter...had sex.
 
2013-11-08 01:48:50 PM

abhorrent1: Crewmannumber6: There's sex at Fark parties?

God I hope not. I've seen the BIE.

*shudder*


You don't want to see below the waist either. Looks like someone lit a firecracker off in a ham then rolled it around on the floor of a barber shop.
 
2013-11-08 01:50:03 PM

Snarfangel: In the anglerfish, the male is the parasite.


Why not... Male sea horses get "pregnant."
 
2013-11-08 01:52:00 PM
How typical, humans calling  another species unattractive. Your no tall glass of water either.
 
2013-11-08 01:53:22 PM

one-in-the-chamber: there is no such thing as "the absolute worst sex". and .


Tell that to the male anglerfish.
 
2013-11-08 01:54:38 PM

Evil Mackerel: How typical, humans calling  another species unattractive. Your no tall glass of water either.


Hey back in the can with you.

www.john-west.co.uk
 
2013-11-08 01:59:38 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: abhorrent1: Crewmannumber6: There's sex at Fark parties?

God I hope not. I've seen the BIE.

*shudder*

You don't want to see below the waist either. Looks like someone lit a firecracker off in a ham then rolled it around on the floor of a barber shop.


Oh that was was included too.

/yak
 
2013-11-08 02:00:28 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: only 1 percent of males ever find a female. The rest starve to death as virgins

Anglerfish would be a great username here.


Anglerfish is already taken, so I will use One_Percent_of_Males_Find_Females _the_Rest_Starve_to_Death_as_Virgins.

Dammit, already taken. I guess I'll have to be  One_Percent_of_Males_Find_Females_the_ Rest_Starve_to_Death_as_Virgins-02.
 
2013-11-08 02:04:44 PM
Done in 2.
 
2013-11-08 02:04:44 PM
Why are deep sea fish so fugly?  Is it really because they're less likely to be seen compared to like trout?
 
2013-11-08 02:06:43 PM
No one mentioned praying mantis yet?

I'm surprised.
 
2013-11-08 02:12:40 PM
Seems like a great name for a feminist group.  Isn't that the dream of every feminist? To reduce all human males to a more-or-less useless pair of balls that tag along after them while they go do everything themselves?
 
2013-11-08 02:15:17 PM
So hold it... the Male Angler Fish attaches itself to the Female and has sex with her for the rest of it's life... and that's BAD?
 
2013-11-08 02:19:23 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: abhorrent1: Crewmannumber6: There's sex at Fark parties?

God I hope not. I've seen the BIE.

*shudder*

You don't want to see below the waist either. Looks like someone lit a firecracker off in a ham then rolled it around on the floor of a barber shop.


Oh god, your description...I puked in my mouth
 
2013-11-08 02:21:13 PM

On the Side: IdBeCrazyIf: abhorrent1: Crewmannumber6: There's sex at Fark parties?

God I hope not. I've seen the BIE.

*shudder*

You don't want to see below the waist either. Looks like someone lit a firecracker off in a ham then rolled it around on the floor of a barber shop.

Oh god, your description...I puked in my mouth


I was waiting for obligatory roast beef sandwich picture.
 
2013-11-08 02:26:02 PM
Okay, it's farking weird that this is on my Fark today. I JUST looked up anglerfish on Wikipedia the other day, inspired by my daughter's watching of Finding Nemo, and I remarked at the bizarre sexual dimorphism involved.

/ CSB
 
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