CleanAndPure: Great a turkey with a beer belly; bloodshot eyes and pees all over the cranberry sauce.
p0nk: CleanAndPure: Great a turkey with a beer belly; bloodshot eyes and pees all over the cranberry sauce.You've just described the majority of Farkers.
mark12A: When he trots, others follow. A national holiday is held in his honor. Women want to pluck him raw, strong men hide from him in the woods, he's so big, basters are named after him....he is....the most interesting turkey in the world/used to get my monkeys drunk on Vodak and OJ. Nothing funnier than a drunk monkey trying to climb a tree.
RottenEggs: I guess it is that time of year for hipsters to buy heritage turkeys./ (You probably never heard of them) : )
HailRobonia: What feeding a logger to a turkey might look like:[teensleuth.com image 386x375]Oh, you said "lager." Nevermind.
Khellendros: HailRobonia: What feeding a logger to a turkey might look like:[teensleuth.com image 386x375]Oh, you said "lager." Nevermind.Why is Harry Potter being chased by a turkey?
HailRobonia: Because erotic fan fiction has gotten really strange.
Wogus: [l2.yimg.com image 715x588]
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