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2013-11-08 12:34:03 PM
I don't always drink beer.  But when I do, rabbla-gobbla-gobbla!
 
2013-11-08 12:35:43 PM
Great a turkey with a beer belly; bloodshot eyes and pees all over the cranberry sauce.
 
2013-11-08 12:38:46 PM
Nice headline subby. It would be nice if YSV could shoop something to go with it.
 
2013-11-08 12:39:39 PM

CleanAndPure: Great a turkey with a beer belly; bloodshot eyes and pees all over the cranberry sauce.


Uncle Pete???
 
2013-11-08 12:39:44 PM

CleanAndPure: Great a turkey with a beer belly; bloodshot eyes and pees all over the cranberry sauce.


You've just described the majority of Farkers.
 
2013-11-08 12:42:59 PM

p0nk: CleanAndPure: Great a turkey with a beer belly; bloodshot eyes and pees all over the cranberry sauce.

You've just described the majority of Farkers.


I resemble that remark! *hic*
 
2013-11-08 12:43:30 PM
This is actually a brilliant idea, I fully endorse. Sincerely, Doug McKenzie
 
2013-11-08 12:45:01 PM
Dammit! Not another Rob Ford thread!

When will our long Canadian National Nightmare end?
 
2013-11-08 12:47:10 PM
Going to the patent office for Cheeto fed turkeys
 
2013-11-08 12:48:46 PM
What feeding a logger to a turkey might look like:

teensleuth.com

Oh, you said "lager." Nevermind.
 
2013-11-08 12:48:52 PM
Is this turkey drunk? Or just confused because some drunk put a dirty towel on its back? I really can't tell...
 
2013-11-08 12:49:22 PM
Well, I think it's a waste of beer. This is an outrage!
 
2013-11-08 12:52:32 PM
Drunk turkeys start singing, I believe I can fry.
 
2013-11-08 12:53:25 PM
I guess it is that time of year for hipsters to buy heritage turkeys.


/ (You probably never heard of them) : )
 
2013-11-08 12:54:03 PM
I don't always stare at the sky, but when I do, it's raining and I drown.
 
2013-11-08 12:56:40 PM
As God is my witness, I though turkeys could homebrew.
 
2013-11-08 12:58:48 PM
I can't stand the Dos Equis guy. It is like "Oh, this man is interesting. Believe it because he is drinking our beer and sitting around a bunch of people"
 
2013-11-08 01:02:55 PM
 
2013-11-08 01:06:46 PM
l2.yimg.com
 
2013-11-08 01:35:07 PM
well after reading the entire article it confirms my own research into the one night stand

"Juiciness is more a matter of how you cook them, not what they drink."
 
2013-11-08 01:40:18 PM
When he trots, others follow. A national holiday is held in his honor. Women want to pluck him raw, strong men hide from him in the woods, he's so big, basters are named after him....

he is....the most interesting turkey in the world


/used to get my monkeys drunk on Vodak and OJ. Nothing funnier than a drunk monkey trying to climb a tree.
 
2013-11-08 01:43:25 PM
s21.postimg.org
 
2013-11-08 01:45:14 PM

mark12A: When he trots, others follow. A national holiday is held in his honor. Women want to pluck him raw, strong men hide from him in the woods, he's so big, basters are named after him....

he is....the most interesting turkey in the world


/used to get my monkeys drunk on Vodak and OJ. Nothing funnier than a drunk monkey trying to climb a tree.


Nothing funnier than a drunk monkey trying to climb a tree.?

2 drunk monkeys trying to climb a tree  BAM!blew you mind your welcome
 
2013-11-08 01:47:13 PM

RottenEggs: I guess it is that time of year for hipsters to buy heritage turkeys.


/ (You probably never heard of them) : )


I heard hipster turkeys only drink PBR
 
2013-11-08 01:55:00 PM
Stay Turkey, my friends.


/Gobogobogobogobogoble!
 
2013-11-08 03:02:54 PM

HailRobonia: What feeding a logger to a turkey might look like:

[teensleuth.com image 386x375]

Oh, you said "lager." Nevermind.


Why is Harry Potter being chased by a turkey?
 
2013-11-08 03:17:22 PM

Khellendros: HailRobonia: What feeding a logger to a turkey might look like:

[teensleuth.com image 386x375]

Oh, you said "lager." Nevermind.

Why is Harry Potter being chased by a turkey?


Because erotic fan fiction has gotten really strange.
 
2013-11-08 03:56:03 PM

HailRobonia: Because erotic fan fiction has gotten really strange.


Eww.  Just... eww.
 
2013-11-08 08:21:00 PM
So, my town makes it to Fark, and it's for drunken Turkeys. Won't someone think of the children!
 
2013-11-08 11:17:37 PM

Wogus: [l2.yimg.com image 715x588]


Unless it's been done already, that photo is ripe for a CAPTION thread/contest.
 
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