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(Seattle Times)   "Agents hope to lure it into one of their traps baited with doughnuts and beer"   (seattletimes.com) divider line 58
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2013-11-08 12:38:56 PM
canadaalive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-08 01:13:09 PM
A cop?

Homer Simpson?
 
2013-11-08 01:20:22 PM
...To catch a Farker.
 
2013-11-08 01:21:53 PM
www.funnymisfit.com
 
2013-11-08 01:42:14 PM
Okay, I've caught a cop. Now what?
 
2013-11-08 01:43:37 PM
Hey! "It" has a NAME, dammit! Show a little decency, a little respect!

No worries, Drew, we got your back.
 
2013-11-08 01:44:04 PM
Beer and powdered doughnuts is farking awesome. My friend told me about this years ago, and I thought he was insane. He, in fact, was not. I can't even eat powdered doughnuts without beer.
 
2013-11-08 01:45:01 PM
Their first catch:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-08 01:46:26 PM
Didn't read the article, but are they hunting cops?
 
2013-11-08 01:47:16 PM
I could go for a bear claw right about now.
 
2013-11-08 01:47:47 PM
They had me at doughnuts and beer.
 
2013-11-08 01:48:22 PM
stokereport.com
 
2013-11-08 01:48:33 PM
To catch a San Francisco bear, the traps have to be baited with studded leather straps and Twinkies.
 
2013-11-08 01:49:30 PM
shiat, I wouldn't stand a chance.
 
2013-11-08 01:50:07 PM

blatz514: [stokereport.com image 350x263]


The only way to make PBR worth drinking!
 
2013-11-08 01:50:55 PM

DanZero: [www.funnymisfit.com image 550x560]


Calling anything the Canooks brew beer is gracious. Bud light with lime blows them all away. I mean, haven't you leaf lookers ever had natty light bro?

:3
 
2013-11-08 01:52:23 PM
At last someone has built a better skullkrusher trap. Well played
 
2013-11-08 01:54:41 PM

skullkrusher: At last someone has built a better skullkrusher trap. Well played


Please, all you need for a skullcrusher trap is to bait it with derp. Will work 100% of the time.
 
2013-11-08 01:55:57 PM

Anayalator: Beer and powdered doughnuts is farking awesome. My friend told me about this years ago, and I thought he was insane. He, in fact, was not. I can't even eat powdered doughnuts without beer.


What type of beer?  This is important.
 
2013-11-08 01:56:03 PM
God, what an incredibly stupid woman.
 
2013-11-08 01:57:35 PM

FatherChaos: Their first catch:


looks like they caught a quijibo

A fat, balding, North American ape with no chin. (First used in a Scrabble by Bart Simpson)
quijibo
 
2013-11-08 01:58:08 PM

INeedAName: blatz514: [stokereport.com image 350x263]

The only way to make PBR worth drinking!


$2 for a tallboy makes it "worth" drinking in the strictest economic sense of the word.
 
2013-11-08 01:58:41 PM

ongbok: skullkrusher: At last someone has built a better skullkrusher trap. Well played

Please, all you need for a skullcrusher trap is to bait it with derp. Will work 100% of the time.


Yeah, I'm drawn to the stupid stuff you say like a fly to shiat. I just can't resist it. This is quite possibly the first good point you have ever made
 
2013-11-08 02:04:38 PM
Drew?
 
2013-11-08 02:06:26 PM
The animal will be killed because it has become habituated to eating garbage and already killed a dog and attacked the woman.

Right, obviously it must be killed because once they cross that line, they are already beyond hope.
 
2013-11-08 02:07:04 PM
Donuts and beer.

Hookers and blow.

Hhmmm,
 
2013-11-08 02:10:08 PM

tricycleracer: INeedAName: blatz514: [stokereport.com image 350x263]

The only way to make PBR worth drinking!

$2 for a tallboy makes it "worth" drinking in the strictest economic sense of the word.


I can make pruno that tastes better than pbr.  And much cheaper.
 
2013-11-08 02:10:19 PM

brimed03: Hey! "It" has a NAME, dammit! Show a little decency, a little respect! No worries, Drew, we got your back.


And we're done here
 
2013-11-08 02:14:41 PM

LeroyBourne: tricycleracer: INeedAName: blatz514: [stokereport.com image 350x263]

The only way to make PBR worth drinking!

$2 for a tallboy makes it "worth" drinking in the strictest economic sense of the word.

I can make pruno that tastes better than pbr.  And much cheaper.


Ain't no one got time fo' dat.
 
2013-11-08 02:16:40 PM
images.wookmark.com
 
2013-11-08 02:16:55 PM

uncleacid: I could go for a bear claw right about now.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-08 02:20:02 PM

Begoggle: The animal will be killed because it has become habituated to eating garbage and already killed a dog and attacked the woman.

Right, obviously it must be killed because once they cross that line, they are already beyond hope.


Here's direct text from TFA:   The attack happened at about 3 a.m. Friday, but the woman didn't report it to police until she returned home later that day...,

Cenci described the attack that left the pet schnauzer dead as an accidental encounter. He said the bear likely was trying to get away when the woman saw it and began chasing it with a broom.

Fark, I'd attack to if some crazy aggressive biatch with a broom was blocking my way and her dog was going at me too.  I hope they can't find it.
 
2013-11-08 02:25:38 PM
Is it safe to assume that the bear in question is a black bear? I mean, if it were a grizzly attack she'd be dead, right?

I'm assuming species information isn't included because profiling.
 
2013-11-08 02:26:28 PM

tricycleracer: LeroyBourne: tricycleracer:

Ain't no one got time fo' dat.


Link
scroll down to the calender. DRINK!
 
2013-11-08 02:34:44 PM
They're really trying everything to get Mayor Ford out of office.
 
2013-11-08 02:39:02 PM
I'm drinkin natty light and eatin a honey bun now so I'm getting a kick.....
 
2013-11-08 02:42:56 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: They're really trying everything to get Mayor Ford out of office.


If they were after him they would have baited it with beer and crack. That way he could get so shiat faced from drinking the beer that he doesn't even realize that he is also smoking the crack.
 
2013-11-08 03:04:20 PM
gentlemint.com
 
2013-11-08 03:18:36 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-08 03:19:14 PM

ongbok: Didn't read the article, but are they hunting cops?


I see at least a few of us are all on the same wavelength.
 
2013-11-08 03:28:49 PM
Try a pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo.
 
2013-11-08 03:42:09 PM
Donuts and beer?  Sounds like they're trying to trap pigs, not bears.
 
2013-11-08 03:58:50 PM
I was going to say "Are they trying to catch Homer Simpson?", but that has already been covered.

skinink: To catch a San Francisco bear, the traps have to be baited with studded leather straps and Twinks.

FTFY.
 
2013-11-08 05:02:29 PM
Dad ?

/DRTFA
 
2013-11-08 05:29:09 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-08 06:03:11 PM
HA! Like I'm going to fall for that three times.
 
2013-11-08 06:10:36 PM

Cold_Sassy: Begoggle: The animal will be killed because it has become habituated to eating garbage and already killed a dog and attacked the woman.

Right, obviously it must be killed because once they cross that line, they are already beyond hope.

Here's direct text from TFA:   The attack happened at about 3 a.m. Friday, but the woman didn't report it to police until she returned home later that day...,

Cenci described the attack that left the pet schnauzer dead as an accidental encounter. He said the bear likely was trying to get away when the woman saw it and began chasing it with a broom.

Fark, I'd attack to if some crazy aggressive biatch with a broom was blocking my way and her dog was going at me too.  I hope they can't find it.


Yeah, the cops didn't buy that story.

Lucky the X=Wife got arrested too.

RY28: Dad ?

/DRTFA


Son?

/neither did I.
//love ya lot's
///bring the gandbabbies around.
 
2013-11-08 06:28:38 PM
DRTFA; rogue cop?
 
2013-11-08 06:46:47 PM

Canton: Is it safe to assume that the bear in question is a black bear? I mean, if it were a grizzly attack she'd be dead, right?

I'm assuming species information isn't included because profiling.


I'm not a what I'm going to call a bearologist, but based on location I would guess black bear.

/Plus the fact that lady is still alive.
 
2013-11-08 06:55:14 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
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