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(Huffington Post)   Woman supporting Movember is growing a mustache, to be saluted by all the men who grow moobs to support breast cancer research   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 78
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2013-11-08 12:06:42 PM
Good for her?
 
2013-11-08 12:20:56 PM
Dammit subby - they're "pecs"!
 
2013-11-08 12:21:36 PM
You mean all those men I see with mustaches are supporting ball cancer research?

I thought they were all just gay.
 
2013-11-08 12:22:07 PM
So to show her growing a beard, we have a video of her shaving her face.

I'm either too drunk already, or someone slipped me Russell Brand's daily drug regimen into my water supply.

/And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"
 
2013-11-08 12:23:10 PM
I had no idea that Hispanic women supported prostate cancer so much
 
2013-11-08 12:23:42 PM
Movember?  It's No-Shave November you word-smashing twits!
 
2013-11-08 12:24:32 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: /And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"


TFA:  She also hopes to get the word out about polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), a condition she lives with that has side effects of putting on weight and growing facial hair.

www.netmeister.org
 
2013-11-08 12:25:09 PM
If I can get away with not shaving at all... I might support this next year... hate shaving (don't on weekends).

If I have to grow just a moustache... hell no.
 
2013-11-08 12:31:10 PM
I'm also not going to shower at all next November in support of armpit cancer research.

... and eat taco bell every day and not silence my toots in support of butthole cancer research.
 
2013-11-08 12:31:13 PM

Theaetetus: Quantum Apostrophe: /And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"

TFA:  She also hopes to get the word out about polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), a condition she lives with that has side effects of putting on weight and growing facial hair.

[www.netmeister.org image 456x297]


She sounds fat.
 
2013-11-08 12:37:25 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I'm either too drunk already, or someone slipped me Russell Brand's daily drug regimen into my water supply


He's been in recovery for 10 years. Rob Ford is the new go-to for drug comparisons.
 
2013-11-08 12:37:38 PM
For some reason the whole "Movember" thing just makes me very stabby. All these self-important douchebags posting selfies of their molester staches on my FB page. Plus, as DubtodaIll says, it's a bullshiat mushed-up crappy name for the cause.

Okay, I'm done. Carry on.
 
2013-11-08 12:37:39 PM
Does this condition prevent her from wearing a bra, too?
 
2013-11-08 12:38:22 PM

DubtodaIll: Movember?  It's No-Shave November you word-smashing twits!


A "Mo" is short for mustache in Australia. That's where the Movember moniker came from. No-shave November makes more sense to us Americans because we don't use that nickname for mustache.
 
2013-11-08 12:38:24 PM
Moobs is a highly offensive term. They're mreasts dammit!
 
2013-11-08 12:39:28 PM
Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.
 
2013-11-08 12:40:00 PM
Sometimes I wish the internet was never invented.
 
2013-11-08 12:40:25 PM

DubtodaIll: Movember?  It's No-Shave November you word-smashing twits!


This. Both "Movember" and "Novembeard" are farking stupid.
 
2013-11-08 12:41:33 PM

Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.


No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.
 
2013-11-08 12:42:28 PM
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2013-11-08 12:43:04 PM
Damn patriarchy taking up a whole month for their petty health issues. Besides this month is already taken for:

Native American Heritage Month

Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month

COPD Awareness month

National Novel Writing Month

National Blog Posting Month (NaBloPoMo)

Alzheimer's Disease Awareness Month

American Diabetes Month

Lung Cancer Awareness Month

National Homeless Youth Awareness Month

Crohn's & Ulcerative Colitis Awareness Month

National Pomegranate Month in the United States

Holy Souls in Purgatory (Roman Catholic Church)

International Drum Month

National Stomach Cancer Awareness Month

National Prematurity Awareness Month

Epilepsy Awareness Month

Sweet Potato Awareness Month

National Adoption Awareness Month

National Pulmonary Hypertension Awareness Month
 
2013-11-08 12:44:50 PM
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2013-11-08 12:45:28 PM
But hockey play offs aren't even close to being here yet?
 
2013-11-08 12:45:49 PM
Fark, where you can read things about people you couldn't care less about, doing things you would rather not know about, green lighted by mods too busy fapping and searching for a Kleenex.
 
2013-11-08 12:48:06 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: So to show her growing a beard, we have a video of her shaving her face.

I'm either too drunk already, or someone slipped me Russell Brand's daily drug regimen into my water supply.

/And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"


You probably do, you just don't realize it because they have successfully found a treatment that works for them. It is extremely difficult to do, though, because fluctuating hormones are hard to regulate.

If you are at all interested in learning about it, PCOS has a large body (no pun intended, but hah) of information out there, research, websites dedicated to helping women who suffer from it, and even some success stories.

PCOD is a crappy condition to live with, not only because of the weight gain and facial hair. It isn't just some fat, hairy women who are too lazy to exercise, it is a real condition that affects many women in real ways.
 
2013-11-08 12:50:45 PM

Theaetetus: Quantum Apostrophe: /And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"

TFA:  She also hopes to get the word out about polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), a condition she lives with that has side effects of putting on weight and growing facial hair.

[www.netmeister.org image 456x297]


Odd how the getting fat part always comes first though.
 
2013-11-08 12:50:58 PM

lennavan: Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.

No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.


Will he shave my balls and ass for me?
 
2013-11-08 12:52:00 PM

one-in-the-chamber: Fark, where you can read things about people you couldn't care less about, doing things you would rather not know about, green lighted by mods too busy fapping and searching for a Kleenex.


I find wrapping a Kleenex around the shaft of my penis before starting speeds the cleaning up.
 
2013-11-08 12:56:19 PM

Assimilate This: lennavan: Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.

No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.

Will he shave my balls and ass for me?


Sure, if you need ball/ass surgery.  But if you have ever seen the way they shave patients prepping for surgery, you would know you probably want to do it yourself.
 
2013-11-08 12:59:02 PM

lennavan: Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.

No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.


Yeah, because mustaches totally make me think about prostate cancer. It's just logical.
 
2013-11-08 01:02:17 PM

theorellior: For some reason the whole "Movember" thing just makes me very stabby. All these self-important douchebags posting selfies of their molester staches on my FB page. Plus, as DubtodaIll says, it's a bullshiat mushed-up crappy name for the cause.

Okay, I'm done. Carry on.


You were done before you started. If raising money for prostate cancer research is your idea of self-important douchebaggery, then half-baked is as good as you're ever gonna get.
 
2013-11-08 01:04:55 PM

endmile: lennavan: Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.

No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.

Yeah, because mustaches totally make me think about prostate cancer. It's just logical.


I think the idea is makes you think about testosterone which then makes you think of prostates and balls or something.  Also, it's not about mustaches, it's always been about full beards.
 
2013-11-08 01:09:09 PM
Oh, gross.  I'm sure you can find a better way to support it than that.
 
2013-11-08 01:10:14 PM

Pangea: Quantum Apostrophe: I'm either too drunk already, or someone slipped me Russell Brand's daily drug regimen into my water supply

He's been in recovery for 10 years. Rob Ford is the new go-to for drug comparisons.


He is doing all the drugs so we never have to experience such anguish for ourselves.
 
2013-11-08 01:12:05 PM
Men 'not shaving to support a cause' is pure BS.

Women wearing ribbons and making other supportive efforts are to be lauded for their efforts.

Men are too stupid and selfish (plus they have those nasty 'things')... women are victims who suffer for everything.

Men bad. Women good.

Got it?
 
2013-11-08 01:14:13 PM

gajillion: You were done before you started. If raising money for prostate cancer research is your idea of self-important douchebaggery, then half-baked is as good as you're ever gonna get.


You want to support prostate cancer? Write a goddamned check. Posting your scraggly face for the world to see so you can get attaboy pats on the back is pretty much self-important douchebaggery no matter how you slice it.
 
2013-11-08 01:14:20 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: one-in-the-chamber: Fark, where you can read things about people you couldn't care less about, doing things you would rather not know about, green lighted by mods too busy fapping and searching for a Kleenex.

I find wrapping a Kleenex around the shaft of my penis before starting speeds the cleaning up.

see, you're just trying to be funny, unless you are a 1-2 stroke guy. I wouldn't work.

 
2013-11-08 01:21:41 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Theaetetus: Quantum Apostrophe: /And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"

TFA:  She also hopes to get the word out about polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), a condition she lives with that has side effects of putting on weight and growing facial hair.

[www.netmeister.org image 456x297]

Odd how the getting fat part always comes first though.


Strike two. Let's see how many things you can get wrong in the next 15 minutes.
 
2013-11-08 01:21:50 PM
Some people enjoy being single.
 
2013-11-08 01:24:32 PM

bump: Men 'not shaving to support a cause' is pure BS.

Women wearing ribbons and making other supportive efforts are to be lauded for their efforts.

Men are too stupid and selfish (plus they have those nasty 'things')... women are victims who suffer for everything.

Men bad. Women good.

Got it?


I think you have some issues to resolve. *backs away slowly*
 
2013-11-08 01:30:45 PM
Boob trifecta in play.
 
2013-11-08 01:32:46 PM
What she might look at when "Tom" comes for a visit

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2013-11-08 01:33:50 PM

bump: Women wearing ribbons and making other supportive efforts are to be lauded for their efforts.


As I just said, you wanna support breast cancer research? Write a check to an actual research organization. Don't wear pink or support the goddamn Komen harpies in their accustomed lifestyles, or you come across as a self-absorbed coont.
 
2013-11-08 01:35:18 PM

someonelse: Strike two. Let's see how many things you can get wrong in the next 15 minutes.


Yeah, say something about how atoms are immortal so humans should be, too.
 
2013-11-08 01:37:51 PM

someonelse: Strike two. Let's see how many things you can get wrong in the next 15 minutes.


Oh sorry, the smoking, sedentary lifestyle and massive consumption of processed foods comes first. Let me guess, that's a symptom too?

Oh I still have 7 minutes left?

3D printing is the future.
 
2013-11-08 01:49:02 PM

theorellior: someonelse: Strike two. Let's see how many things you can get wrong in the next 15 minutes.

Yeah, say something about how atoms are immortal so humans should be, too.


Can you explain the mechanism of atoms aging? And how we can measure these effects? We're growing flowers from 30000 year old seeds. Can you show me how old the flower is?

Measure it. Show me.

Show me how atoms have an age. Show me where the old atoms go when they wear out. Show me anything at all about any atom anywhere that can be measured that shows the atom behaving differently.

Does it emit lower wavelength light? Does it burn slower? Weigh more?

Anything. Show me anything at all that atoms behave differently with time.

How old are the atoms in you right now? Where did they come from? Where will they go? How old are you now? How old is the thing your atoms will be in tomorrow?

Do you even understand what I'm getting at? Or are you busy wrapping Kleenex around the base of your penis waiting for the mailman to bring your 3D printed dolls?
 
2013-11-08 01:54:30 PM

endmile: lennavan: Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.

No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.

Yeah, because mustaches totally make me think about prostate cancer. It's just logical.


You do realize, it actually succeeded in reminding you to get your prostate checked, right?
 
2013-11-08 01:54:57 PM
There are better ways for her to draw attention to the issue other than not shaving her neckbeard, but since it's her body I don't really give a crap what she does.

As someone with PCOS with insulin resistance, I unfortunately know that there is no cure. Only a slew of medications and very careful moderation of diet with regular exercise can help the symptoms and even then it doesn't always work.
 
2013-11-08 02:00:36 PM

lennavan: endmile: lennavan: Assimilate This: Since this is to support testicular and prostate cancer awareness, shouldn't you stop shaving your balls and ass instead?  Just asking.

No, you should go to the doctor and get checked.  That's the whole point.

Yeah, because mustaches totally make me think about prostate cancer. It's just logical.

You do realize, it actually succeeded in reminding you to get your prostate checked, right?


That and everybody asks you why you want to look like chester the molester.  Then you proceed to talk to them about your ass.
 
2013-11-08 02:01:06 PM

someonelse: Quantum Apostrophe: Theaetetus: Quantum Apostrophe: /And you never see skinny women with this "hormone condition"

TFA:  She also hopes to get the word out about polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), a condition she lives with that has side effects of putting on weight and growing facial hair.

[www.netmeister.org image 456x297]

Odd how the getting fat part always comes first though.

Strike two. Let's see how many things you can get wrong in the next 15 minutes.


Personally, I'd date her despite her weight and facial hair if she had a good personality.  The arm tat is the dealbreaker, though.
 
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