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(SeattlePI)   Your zen koan of the day: what is the sound of one hand stuck in a fortune cookie machine?   (blog.seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2013-11-08 11:44:46 AM  
Chew?
 
2013-11-08 12:42:05 PM  
I would assume lots of screaming

*checks article*

Yup, probably lots of screaming
 
2013-11-08 01:04:48 PM  
Like forgiveness, Carl. Like forgiveness.
 
2013-11-08 01:05:28 PM  
(golf clap)
 
2013-11-08 01:06:33 PM  
That explains why my lottery numbers were all single digits.

/ba-dum-pssh
 
2013-11-08 01:06:48 PM  
Can we call him "Refty"
 
2013-11-08 01:07:28 PM  
In bed.
 
2013-11-08 01:10:23 PM  
I'm stumped.
 
2013-11-08 01:12:42 PM  

ChipNASA: I'm stumped.


You're also Big and Bold.
 
2013-11-08 01:14:19 PM  
"Ouch!"
 
2013-11-08 01:14:30 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say, "哎哟!"
 
2013-11-08 01:16:53 PM  
Ok, but what did the fortune say?

"A pleasant surprise is waiting for you."

"Help!  I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"

"You will be successful in your work."

"It's time to get moving. Your spirits will lift accordingly."

"Long life is in store for you."

"Protective measures will prevent costly disasters."

"Your hard work will pay off today."

"Soon life will become more interesting."
 
2013-11-08 01:19:49 PM  
Strangely, the fortune cookie he had at lunch told him "I will soon exact my revenge upon you."
 
2013-11-08 01:22:12 PM  
blog.seattlepi.com

Did you find his class ring yet? When you do, put it with his watch.
 
2013-11-08 01:23:59 PM  
His stomach had the rumblies. A craving only human hands could satisfy.
 
2013-11-08 01:24:09 PM  
D'oh

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-08 01:26:24 PM  
Whatever sound it makes, you won't be able to hear it over the screaming.
 
2013-11-08 01:26:33 PM  
He's only Hunan, born to make mistakes.
 
2013-11-08 01:26:54 PM  
ouchie!
 
2013-11-08 01:28:02 PM  
data2.whicdn.com
 
2013-11-08 01:29:28 PM  
As we all know, fortune cookies were originally invented by the Japanese, not Chinese. And ironically, they were invented by the famous samurai swordsmith Hattori Hanzoff.
 
2013-11-08 01:36:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-08 01:37:10 PM  

hardinparamedic: His stomach had the rumblies. A craving only human hands could satisfy.

 
2013-11-08 01:37:48 PM  

hardinparamedic: His stomach had the rumblies. A craving only human hands could satisfy.


Try again Got-DAMN preview

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-08 01:40:15 PM  
I hope they've installed proper guards, because you know that machine's going to be hungry again in an hour...
 
2013-11-08 02:31:28 PM  
Chinese workers do not scream when their employer's machinery chooses to devour their limbs. They merely meditate on how their sudden reduction in productivity will affect the great nation. They may decide that they are no longer supporting the great march and may chose to end their worthless life. But it is their choice to do this. The state does not care for the lazy or bleedy. The state only wants results.
 
2013-11-08 02:59:55 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Chinese workers do not scream when their employer's machinery chooses to devour their limbs. They merely meditate on how their sudden reduction in productivity will affect the great nation their karma.

 
2013-11-08 04:25:32 PM  
Fortune cookie says:

"Be careful not to over-reach yourself today, or you may find yourself stuck in an uncomfortable position."
 
2013-11-08 04:38:26 PM  
I couldn't be sure about the entirety of the sound, but I could probably venture a good guess as to the first part of the sound.

FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK!
 
2013-11-08 04:45:35 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 275x183]


SHO'NUFF!
 
2013-11-09 12:03:12 AM  
Medics ... freed him from the industrial ax.

With one fewer arm, he's halfway freed from AXE.

img1.targetimg1.com
 
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