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(BroBible)   Cornell accidentally destroys over $200,000 worth of horse semen. Breeder wants the university to pony up for the damages   (brobible.com) divider line 25
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2013-11-08 12:38:32 PM  
And that's why subby's mom isn't allowed in Ithaca, NY anymore.
 
2013-11-08 12:43:56 PM  
cdn03.cdn.justjared.com

Devistated.
 
2013-11-08 12:49:02 PM  
Cornell says neigh.
 
2013-11-08 12:54:36 PM  
Horse pepsi ok?
 
2013-11-08 12:57:06 PM  
Replacing it with shetland pony sperm would have made for some good laughs though:)
 
2013-11-08 01:01:25 PM  
www.naaminis.com

Ready for re-collection to commence.
 
2013-11-08 01:02:38 PM  
This is when the director of the program calls in all of the grad and undergrad students and gives them each a bucket, a pair of rubber gloves and a jar of Vaseline and tells them "The program really needs you"
 
2013-11-08 01:15:18 PM  
This lawsuit will go on for years. Well, Cornell will do a lot of stallion, that's for sure.
 
2013-11-08 01:20:33 PM  
The horse semen collector gets to hold the jar.  The horse semen collector's assistant is the one doing the stroking.
 
2013-11-08 01:45:54 PM  
I'll add "horse semen collector" to the list of jobs I'm glad I don't have.

/It's right above "bull semen collector".
 
2013-11-08 01:49:42 PM  
letterstotwilight.com
 
2013-11-08 01:51:34 PM  

Cybernetic: I'll add "horse semen collector" to the list of jobs I'm glad I don't have.

/It's right above "bull semen collector".



I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc

watch at your own risk
 
2013-11-08 01:59:20 PM  
Every sperm is sacred.
 
2013-11-08 02:08:48 PM  
waitgoback.com
 
2013-11-08 02:32:17 PM  
So that's, what, 2 litres?

/wonder how long that will take
 
2013-11-08 03:25:56 PM  
Audioslave wasn't that bad, really.
 
2013-11-08 03:37:18 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-08 03:42:42 PM  
If by Cornell you mean subby's mom and by destroyed you mean swallowed.
 
2013-11-08 04:33:05 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 320x275]


i.imgur.com

/and two hundred thousand bucks were given that day.
 
2013-11-08 06:02:23 PM  
I was going down on my grandmother last night, and she was filled with horse semen.
And I said: "Oh, grandma, I'll bet that's how you died!"

/see ya in a week
 
2013-11-08 06:54:06 PM  
Destroyed? Or just dropped a bucket?

i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-08 10:03:40 PM  
I'll take whore seamen for $500.

 ohioriders.net
 
2013-11-09 12:50:33 AM  

Lifeless: [waitgoback.com image 500x281]


Came for the Andy Bernard reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-09 04:37:09 AM  
Can't they just go back to the same horses and re-collect said semen? Or did the horses involved break their rusty cages and run?
 
2013-11-09 06:14:01 AM  
That blog sucks.

/no seriously
//it really does
 
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