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(Fox News)   Mayor Ford wants you to know that he was "extremely, extremely inebriated" in that latest video. Also, that he'll be "super dooper" inebriated in the next one, and "absolutely shiatfaced" in any that come out after that   (foxnews.com) divider line 220
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2013-11-08 10:31:32 AM
Rob's honest, he's truthful...I say he's going to be the greatest mayor this city has ever seen as far as I'm concerned. And put that in your pipe you left-wing kooks.

-Don Cherry


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2013-11-08 10:40:59 AM
I love this man. I hope Toronto reelects him.
 
2013-11-08 10:59:24 AM
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stonerock at herme.
 
2013-11-08 11:23:38 AM
Sure, there are legitimate questions as to the efficacy of a mayor laden with such baggage, but come on!  This guy is a rock star!
 
2013-11-08 11:24:15 AM

sigdiamond2000: Rob's honest, he's truthful...I say he's going to be the greatest mayor this city has ever seen as far as I'm concerned. And put that in your pipe you left-wing kooks.

-Don Cherry

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Hey, there's still a chance. We could be invaded by Martians, or ninjas or something, and he could rally us around him.
 
2013-11-08 11:24:55 AM
"extremely, extremely inebriated"

Or, as Newfoundlanders call it, a pleasant light Friday lunch en route to the weekend.
 
2013-11-08 11:30:51 AM
It sounds like he has a serious problem- people filming him when he is wasted.

He needs to clean up- the cameras I mean.
 
2013-11-08 11:43:08 AM
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2013-11-08 11:44:58 AM
What a national embarrassment this Chris Farley looking motherfarker is. He looks like he's going to drop dead any second.
 
2013-11-08 11:45:10 AM
This dude needs a lifetime membership to Fark
 
2013-11-08 11:45:36 AM

katerbug72: What a national embarrassment this Chris Farley looking motherfarker is. He looks like he's going to drop dead any second.


We can only hope.
 
2013-11-08 11:47:38 AM
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2013-11-08 11:47:48 AM
Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford let's us all know that even if we're massive screw ups, we can still be in charge of a major city.

I wish we had an equivalent in the US.
 
2013-11-08 11:48:04 AM
His approval rating went up to 46% and most people think if he went to rehab he has a good chance of getting re-elected next year.
 
2013-11-08 11:48:35 AM
I would totally watch a buddy movie with him and Marion Barry.
 
2013-11-08 11:48:52 AM

Elegy: I love this man. I hope Toronto reelects him.


When you become and adult with a job, you will understand that this is not a good thing to do regularly.
 
2013-11-08 11:48:56 AM
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2013-11-08 11:49:49 AM
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Here's his annotated speech (not sure if this was posted yet or not)
http://o.canada.com/news/annotated-rob-ford-speech/
 
2013-11-08 11:50:09 AM

katerbug72: What a national embarrassment this Chris Farley looking motherfarker is. He looks like he's going to drop dead any second.


There's no way in hell he makes it to 50.
 
2013-11-08 11:50:28 AM
Not to worry north york con's will rig the election, he'll get back in

/Mel was the same story
//Also condo people should DIAF, go back to the burbs where you belong
 
2013-11-08 11:50:40 AM
This guy is bringing more media attention to my city than the G20 riots and SARS combined.
 
2013-11-08 11:52:11 AM

sigdiamond2000: Rob's honest, he's truthful...I say he's going to be the greatest mayor this city has ever seen as far as I'm concerned. And put that in your pipe you left-wing kooks.

-Don Cherry

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That picture looks like he's fighting the DT's pretty heavily.
 
2013-11-08 11:52:44 AM
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2013-11-08 11:53:08 AM
So this has "gripped" Canadians according to Fox. Not so much. It's good for a lark though, especially if your from Lotus Land.
 
2013-11-08 11:53:39 AM

Carn: whothehellcares.jpg


Yeah, how is the mayor of one of the largest cities in the world being an alcoholic, crack-smoking train wreck at all interesting, remarkable, or newsworthy?
 
2013-11-08 11:54:03 AM

JusticeandIndependence: That picture looks like he's fighting the DT's pretty heavily.



Nah, he's just burping after lunch. And breakfast. And brunch. And morning snack. And a 40 of Canadian Club.
 
2013-11-08 11:54:13 AM
 
2013-11-08 11:54:24 AM
Turns out he has had his family's enemy beaten to a pulp in jail too, according to a judge.    And this is in the SUN, a right-wing rag that denied the existence of the crack video until this week.!
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/07/judge-links-mayor-rob-ford-to-j ai lhouse-beating
 
2013-11-08 11:55:09 AM
What is it with these shamless mentally unstable conservatives?
They are almost completely without self-awareness.
 
2013-11-08 11:55:26 AM

The Bestest: I would totally watch a buddy movie with him and Marion Barry.


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2013-11-08 11:55:27 AM
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2013-11-08 11:55:38 AM

gopher321: sigdiamond2000: Rob's honest, he's truthful...I say he's going to be the greatest mayor this city has ever seen as far as I'm concerned. And put that in your pipe you left-wing kooks.

-Don Cherry

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Hey, there's still a chance. We could be invaded by Martians, or ninjas or something, and he could rally us around him.


"Good morning.  In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the....what....aw, fark it, it's Molson time, eh.  And pass the pipe, you hoser." (aliens fire their primary weapon)  (Jeff Goldblum goes faster)
 
2013-11-08 11:55:56 AM

sigdiamond2000: Carn: whothehellcares.jpg

Yeah, how is the mayor of one of the largest cities in the world being an alcoholic, crack-smoking train wreck at all interesting, remarkable, or newsworthy?


Meh, it's been done.  Call me when he does bath salts.
 
2013-11-08 11:56:05 AM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Nah, he's just burping after lunch. And breakfast. And brunch. And morning snack. And a 40 of Canadian Club.


. . . and second breakfast, and elevensies.
 
2013-11-08 11:56:13 AM
As a proud citizen of Hamilton, which regularly takes sh*t shovelled down the horseshoe from the T.O., all I can say is: HA!
 
2013-11-08 11:56:25 AM
If you think "but I was wasted" is an effective defense or excuse, you might be high on crack. I imagine the discussion with his PR team - "Hey, what about we try the 'Rapist Defense'? That works, right?"
 
2013-11-08 11:56:34 AM
Did anybody else read that headline as 'Mary' Ford?
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2013-11-08 11:57:21 AM

fireclown: The Bestest: I would totally watch a buddy movie with him and Marion Barry.

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2013-11-08 11:57:44 AM
Anyone know the odds bookies are giving for "dead hooker in the trunk" or "high speed chase down the DVP"?

I'm asking for a friend.
 
2013-11-08 11:57:57 AM
I'm also a big fan of his "I should not have gotten wasted down on the Danforth.  I should keep that activity at home."

Yup.  I'm not gonna, you know, stop getting wasted.  I'm just gonna do it where y'all can't see me anymore.
 
2013-11-08 11:58:26 AM

Crewmannumber6: Did anybody else read that headline as 'Mary' Ford?
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Who here would know who Mary Ford is?  Besides you Grampa.
 
2013-11-08 11:59:27 AM

sigdiamond2000: Carn: whothehellcares.jpg

Yeah, how is the mayor of one of the largest cities in the world being an alcoholic, crack-smoking train wreck at all interesting, remarkable, or newsworthy?


The problem isn't that he is any of those things the problem is he's a Republican

/It's like the reverse Canadian conspiracy
//Same problem with Sweatervest
 
2013-11-08 11:59:31 AM
A bit of a shame - we'll no longer have him ranting on Newstalk 1010 anymore:

From:  http://twitter.com/StrashinCBC/status/398856497960333312

"1010 cuts ties with Fords, The City will no longer air. "
 
2013-11-08 11:59:35 AM
Best Rob Ford GIF ever. Link
 
2013-11-08 11:59:50 AM
He is younger than me?  Oh lord, that's scary.  If he doesn't knock this shiat off, he'll be living in a van down by the river.
 
2013-11-08 12:01:55 PM

Civchic: I'm also a big fan of his "I should not have gotten wasted down on the Danforth.  I should keep that activity at home."

Yup.  I'm not gonna, you know, stop getting wasted.  I'm just gonna do it where y'all can't see me anymore.


No self respecting Canadian would pledge not to get wasted: everyone would know he was lying.
 
2013-11-08 12:02:05 PM
guys... what law has he broken?
(not moral crap.. stuff in the Criminal Code...)
if he did - he'd be arrested...
the Cheif of Police is all over this...
 
2013-11-08 12:03:00 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Best Rob Ford GIF ever. Link


Holy Jesus my face is turning red from suppressed giggles.....about as red as his is.

Tommy Boy.
 
2013-11-08 12:03:04 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Best Rob Ford GIF ever. Link


Wrong.

Number 1
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2013-11-08 12:03:08 PM
What a pig.

His improved ratings are either 1) proof that Canadian Conservatives are the same canting, hypocritical, mindless partisans that the Republicans are or 2) the crack whores of Toronto expressing their approval by chanting "One of us! One of us!"

Either way the man acts like a bully boy swine and looks like a bully boy swine.

Won't somebody think of the children?

I have to correct my statement that he coached a baseball team (while Mayor): it was a football team. He wanted to be a football player, but was too fat and violent.

How he ever got to be a coach and why anybody would allow him to coach their children is beyond me.

True he is hilarious in a sad sort of way.

But at least Chris Farley was playing the fool, not a bred-in-the-bone-head.

Says Wikipedia, his family owns Deco Labels and Labels, a $100 million a year company founded by Ford, Sr.. The second generation of money is always the worst. They lack the talent and hard work of the founders and the noblesse oblige of the inheritors. A bunch of bums.

This means you, Trump, Romney, Larouche, Rand, Buckley ... well, quite a lot of Juniors and frat boys.

Mind you, in some families, it's stupid all the way up and down from shirt-sleeves to shirt sleeves.
 
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