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(Metro)   It's not everyday that you get assaulted in a supermarket and saved by 'superheroes' like Batman, Robin, Robin's dad, a smurf and the Hoff   (metro.co.uk) divider line 24
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2013-11-08 11:03:17 AM
Oblig.
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/Don't hassle the Hoff.
 
2013-11-08 11:10:08 AM
Batman, Robin, a smurf, and the Hoff walk into a bar...
 
2013-11-08 11:10:38 AM
Baywatch Nights Hoff or Nick Fury Hoff?
 
2013-11-08 11:15:39 AM

UncomfortableSilence: Baywatch Nights Hoff or Nick Fury Hoff?


Hooked on a Feeling Hoff.
 
2013-11-08 11:18:54 AM

ToastmasterGeneral: UncomfortableSilence: Baywatch Nights Hoff or Nick Fury Hoff?

Hooked on a Feeling Hoff.


/Damned oversized animated GIFs.  Lets try this with a static pic...

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-08 11:20:48 AM
yes it is

what do YOU guys do all day?
 
2013-11-08 11:23:01 AM
I got lost in a supermarket.
 
2013-11-08 11:27:38 AM
You Brits crack me up. "Fancy dress" fancy-dressed" "toilet roll aisle"

WTF did I just read?
 
2013-11-08 11:27:44 AM
Awww, no Justice Guy? (NSFW audio; wear headphones).
 
2013-11-08 11:30:27 AM

drongozone: You Brits crack me up. "Fancy dress" fancy-dressed" "toilet roll aisle"

WTF did I just read?


me Brits crack me up. i love this country
 
2013-11-08 11:31:02 AM
Hoff is a superhero now? what type of superpowers does he have? also why would anyone dress up as David Hasselhoff?!?

serious questions man.
 
2013-11-08 11:34:42 AM
"Thank you to Batman, Robin, Robin's Dad, a Smurf, and the Hoff for helping us on Friday night. #Tesco, sorry about the toilet roll aisle. "

So. Much. Win.
 
2013-11-08 11:40:47 AM

SuperNinjaToad: Hoff is a superhero now? what type of superpowers does he have? also why would anyone dress up as David Hasselhoff?!?

serious questions man.


You obviously have not seen the SpongeBob movie

i.imgur.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvxPkijUT6U
 
2013-11-08 11:43:11 AM

Lady J: drongozone: You Brits crack me up. "Fancy dress" fancy-dressed" "toilet roll aisle"

WTF did I just read?

me Brits crack me up. i love this country


How you doin'? Me? Fantastic.
 
2013-11-08 11:46:23 AM

drongozone: You Brits crack me up. "Fancy dress" fancy-dressed" "toilet roll aisle"

WTF did I just read?



Someone copying and pasting a couple of tweets and calling it journalism.

/seriously guys, make a phone call and get complete sentences.
 
2013-11-08 11:48:02 AM
In Ye Olde England, "fancy dress" means costumes.  As in "fancifully dressed"

/motorized rollinghams
 
2013-11-08 11:51:30 AM

SuperNinjaToad: Hoff is a superhero now? what type of superpowers does he have? also why would anyone dress up as David Hasselhoff?!?

serious questions man.


Have you considered the possibility it really was David Hasselhoff?

I mean, he can't be doing much else right now. Even the Germans are tired of him.

My question is when did a Smurf become a superhero?

/BTW, Batman & Robin don't have superpowers either, just fat wallets & cool toys.
 
2013-11-08 11:53:36 AM
Don't hassle the Hof!
 
2013-11-08 12:11:10 PM
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2013-11-08 12:21:32 PM
Hoff's secret weapon.... A Wendy's Cheeseburger....
 
2013-11-08 12:45:45 PM
Yes...a man "dressed" as David Hasselhoff. By the way, hooked on a feeling is abysmal dreck that is also a mega ear worm.

Ooga chaka ooga chaka
 
2013-11-08 01:00:00 PM
Holy superhero nonsequiturs!
 
2013-11-08 09:14:24 PM
 
2013-11-09 05:13:36 AM
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White,
The Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass...
 
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