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2013-11-08 11:19:28 AM
"We're out of Meow-Mix...SAVE US!!!"
 
2013-11-08 11:30:43 AM
This is why my phone has a lock feature
 
2013-11-08 11:31:30 AM
Silly kitty.
 
2013-11-08 11:33:37 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-08 11:34:03 AM
'I stepped on a sticker and now I'm walking funny, you have to come home!'

texts from Mittens is hilarious (yes it's the same as texts from dog)
 
2013-11-08 11:34:36 AM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-11-08 11:34:53 AM

Lady J: 'I stepped on a sticker and now I'm walking funny, you have to come home!'

texts from Mittens is hilarious (yes it's the same as texts from dog)


the squirrel's cheeks are stuffed with rage
;)
 
2013-11-08 11:35:25 AM
Police break door down in London apartment after cat dials 999
0118 999 88199, 9119 725...3  emergency number and hangs up
 
2013-11-08 11:35:28 AM
They should change that emergency number to 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.
 
2013-11-08 11:36:13 AM

albatros183: This is why my phone has a lock feature


this  is why I only have a rotary phone
 
2013-11-08 11:37:08 AM

Broken Logic: Police break door down in London apartment after cat dials 999
0118 999 88199, 9119 725...3  emergency number and hangs up


Came for this reference, leaving satisfied.

/Have you forced an unexpected reboot?
 
2013-11-08 11:37:20 AM

Cheron: albatros183: This is why my phone has a lock feature

this  is why I only have a rotary phone


this is why my cat knows he has to use his own mobile for making calls
 
2013-11-08 11:39:25 AM
We may need lock feature on landlines, tho none of our Overlords or -Ladies have ever rung 911.  Bruce Lee's a good lookin' guy!

i.imgur.com


Not resemble Bruce nor anycat who lets us live with her/him.  credit lilyspad earlier this month.

 
2013-11-08 11:39:30 AM
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2013-11-08 11:40:44 AM
thecatnetwork.org
 
2013-11-08 11:43:53 AM
CSBILB:    My brother-in-law's bro kept having to fix his automatic garage door because it turned out his dog would jump up and press the button and open the door during the day and wander around every afternoon while he was at work.  Just wandering around sniffing and pooping and sniffing poops.

He only found out when he left work early and saw his dog on his street just sauntering home.  He stayed in his car and watched as Bumpy walked into the open garage and closed the farking door behind him, sneaky bugger.

/WTF is with this crappy garage door motor and why is my dog so tired when I get home
 
2013-11-08 11:47:42 AM
They lucky they not in the US; police would have shot that cat.
 
2013-11-08 11:49:52 AM
Problem, officer?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-08 11:50:24 AM
of so you are a former king of Belgium? I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend
 
2013-11-08 11:50:45 AM

Biff_Steel: They lucky they not in the US; police would have shot that cat.


no loss either. furrin-looking, slanty eyed limpwrister!
 
2013-11-08 11:51:00 AM

Biff_Steel: They lucky they not in the US; police would have shot that cat.


You know, I haven't seen any stories of cops shooting cats, just dogs.

Though this sounds like a brilliant ploy some feline would come up with to take out that pesky dog next door.
 
2013-11-08 11:53:29 AM

Biff_Steel: They lucky they not in the US; police would have shot

tazered that cat.

FTFY
 
2013-11-08 11:55:33 AM
This is one way in which Americans are smarter than Brits... We picked an emergency number that was a lot less likely to be dialed by animals walking on the keypad.

Why would they choose one number pressed three times?
 
2013-11-08 12:00:38 PM
Maybe the police should have read his diary:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working according to plan ...

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
 
2013-11-08 12:00:51 PM
 
2013-11-08 12:04:39 PM
I just purchased several hundred feet of hemp cord. I can hardly wait for the designer cordage that will be coming out of the cats' asses soon.

/I wonder if I could make tea with it...
 
2013-11-08 12:13:17 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is one way in which Americans are smarter than Brits... We picked an emergency number that was a lot less likely to be dialed by animals walking on the keypad.

Why would they choose one number pressed three times?


Pressed? Erm, 999 started way into the rotary phone only era, so pets accidentally dialing it then 999 would be quite a good choice as 9 was one of the furthest around the dial.
 
2013-11-08 12:14:49 PM

xria: ZeroCorpse: This is one way in which Americans are smarter than Brits... We picked an emergency number that was a lot less likely to be dialed by animals walking on the keypad.

Why would they choose one number pressed three times?

Pressed? Erm, 999 started way into the rotary phone only era, so pets accidentally dialing it then 999 would be quite a good choice as 9 was one of the furthest around the dial.


i think... i think... it was a troll

either way if he wanted to have the emergency numnber as the one instance in which the US was smarter than the UK, I was going to let him have it
 
2013-11-08 12:20:07 PM
More importantly, I don't think I would mess with a cat named Bruce Lee Cock Sledge.
 
2013-11-08 12:21:00 PM

Lady J: xria: ZeroCorpse: This is one way in which Americans are smarter than Brits... We picked an emergency number that was a lot less likely to be dialed by animals walking on the keypad.

Why would they choose one number pressed three times?

Pressed? Erm, 999 started way into the rotary phone only era, so pets accidentally dialing it then 999 would be quite a good choice as 9 was one of the furthest around the dial.

i think... i think... it was a troll

either way if he wanted to have the emergency numnber as the one instance in which the US was smarter than the UK, I was going to let him have it


Hey! Did we send Hugh Laurie over to the UK?

/I enjoyed The Trip. It was tedious in places but Coogan and Brydon are excellent.
/Stephen Fry: How does the Love Bomb work? Rob Brydon: I turn up and I get on with it.
 
2013-11-08 12:47:00 PM
Singapuras are just so damn cute.


(don't tell my crew I said that....I'll be dead by morning)
 
2013-11-08 02:47:39 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is one way in which Americans are smarter than Brits... We picked an emergency number that was a lot less likely to be dialed by animals walking on the keypad.

Why would they choose one number pressed three times?


Because when they invented 999 in 1937, they weren't pressing buttons. Having a high number meant a pet or kid couldn't dial the number just by pawing at the phone dial. BTW, 9-1-1 didn't come along until 1968, and the main reason for the change was that it was easier to dial. You had the safety of the big long 9, but then two little short dials.
 
2013-11-08 03:11:32 PM
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2013-11-08 04:50:33 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [media.tumblr.com image 500x250]


i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-08 04:52:25 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is one way in which Americans are smarter than Brits... We picked an emergency number that was a lot less likely to be dialed by animals walking on the keypad.

Why would they choose one number pressed three times?


I have to be careful dialing area code 919 or 910.
 
2013-11-09 01:41:12 AM
 
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