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(Independent)   Google celebrates Rorschach's birthday, condemns Dr. Manhattan   (independent.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-11-08 08:58:30 AM
planetivy.com
 
2013-11-08 09:11:51 AM
boobs, boobs, boobs, two midgets, boobs, boobs, a kitty with a butterfly, boobs, boobs, boobs, t-rex, boobs.
 
2013-11-08 09:26:44 AM
2 bears high fiving
 
2013-11-08 09:43:01 AM
Two ostriches making love to a glee club.
 
2013-11-08 09:43:59 AM
I can't help but see a douchebag using a notepad in the digital age.
 
2013-11-08 09:48:37 AM

Nadie_AZ: 2 bears high fiving


I was going with 2 bears playing patticake.

I wonder what two bears symbolize.
 
2013-11-08 09:50:30 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Nadie_AZ: 2 bears high fiving

I was going with 2 bears playing patticake.

I wonder what two bears symbolize.


San Francisco.
 
2013-11-08 09:50:51 AM
Some nice flowers.
 
2013-11-08 09:51:06 AM
An ink splotch.
 
2013-11-08 09:52:06 AM
A short-armed crab.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-11-08 09:53:10 AM
A schooner
 
2013-11-08 09:54:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-08 09:55:31 AM
that is all I saw when I opened it up... last night I saw the Ginger Cow, today Rorschach, the ginger crimefighter
 
2013-11-08 09:55:46 AM
Why does Google hate blue penis?
 
2013-11-08 09:56:13 AM
I saw a turtle.
 
2013-11-08 09:58:17 AM
borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you....", and I'll whisper "no."
 
2013-11-08 10:00:14 AM
It's a streetlight
 
2013-11-08 10:00:27 AM
Dog carcass in GIS this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. The internet is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The Chans are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their trolling and lulz will foam up about their waists and all the camwhores and digerati will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
 
2013-11-08 10:01:17 AM
Well, all I see are naked boys. What kind of sicko is painting these pictures?

Sicko
 
2013-11-08 10:02:46 AM
Batman. Wolverine. Captain Marvel. Dolphins taking over the world
 
2013-11-08 10:03:40 AM
This is just disgusting:

img2u.info
How can Google get away with obscene images like that on its main page?!?!?
 
2013-11-08 10:04:29 AM
I saw pelvic bones
 
2013-11-08 10:08:05 AM
www.homevideos.com

'P*ssy with teeth'
 
2013-11-08 10:08:05 AM

QueenMamaBee: I saw pelvic bones


With the skin still on them. Liberal labia.
 
2013-11-08 10:09:57 AM

LesserEvil: This is just disgusting:

[img2u.info image 628x286]
How can Google get away with obscene images like that on its main page?!?!?


Someone will 'shop Grumpy Cat into that inkblot in the next 10 minutes or so.
 
2013-11-08 10:11:12 AM
OK... um.... A couple of T-Rex with Elephantiasis of the nuts.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-11-08 10:14:45 AM
Hrm, looks like today is the day I finally get to scratch, "Jerk off to google.com" off my bucket list.
 
2013-11-08 10:23:38 AM
it's a sailboat.
 
2013-11-08 10:24:03 AM

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-08 10:34:00 AM

unchellmatt: OK... um.... A couple of T-Rex with Elephantiasis of the nuts.

[web.mit.edu image 850x438]


got the same one, great minds
 
2013-11-08 10:35:29 AM
Batman, Batman... Batman...
 
2013-11-08 10:37:16 AM
<click> Female genitalia... <click> Female genitalia...  <click> Female genitalia...  <click> Female genitalia...  <click> Female genitalia...  <click> Female genitalia...  <click> Female genitalia... <click> That sorta looks like Batman... <click> Female genitalia... <click> Female genitalia... <click> Female genitalia... <click> Female genitalia...
 
2013-11-08 10:39:53 AM
www.pinstripemag.com

"Happy... birthday..... (breath).... to youuuuuuuuu....."
 
2013-11-08 10:45:56 AM
... If that's supposed to be Dr. Rorschach sitting there with the pad and pencil, Damn!  He looks like Ernie Kovacs!
 
2013-11-08 10:46:22 AM
Vagina, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina, Man, what's with all the sick images?
 
2013-11-08 10:50:06 AM
Blob. Blob. Blob. Blob. Two guys with guns for heads and behind each of them is a hedgehog. Sweet Viking helmet. Blob. Blob. Dog. Two birds pooping on two ladies. Blob. Blob. Terrifying monster. blob. Two gnomes. Blob. Sweet regular non-viking helmet. blob. Trex what are you doing you cant play soccer Trex stahp. Samus Aran's ship? blob. blob. two dogs sharing a sniff over a fire hydrant.
 
2013-11-08 10:51:55 AM
scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-11-08 10:52:07 AM
I loved him on 'Welcome Back, Kotter'

"Please excuse Arnold from class today, he is helping me move the flowers around at the nursing home.. Signed, Rorschach's Mother."

And that laugh of his!!!
 
2013-11-08 10:54:55 AM
Same thing I see everywhere, all enveloping, all consuming, darkness.
 
2013-11-08 10:58:26 AM
Butterfly...with a bomb.
 
2013-11-08 11:14:11 AM
I have no choice. Everything is preordained... even my responses.
 
2013-11-08 11:31:09 AM
I wished him Happy Birthday 23 minutes ago.
 
2013-11-08 11:35:06 AM
I see a blue dong.
 
2013-11-08 11:39:48 AM
reggie white ... reggie white ... reggie white.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsuQJFvFpxc
 
2013-11-08 11:52:53 AM
media.steampowered.com

I see two ladies, hank side by side. Between them is me, Enrico Matassa. They are fighting over the affections of Enrico Matassa, I think. But this one on the left, she has the husband. He is not hank at all!
 
2013-11-08 12:03:26 PM

PsyLord: I see a blue dong.


and I want it painted black
 
2013-11-08 12:07:37 PM
War. Bomb. Guts. Guns. Guts and guns. Butterfly...with a bomb.

www.best-old-tv-shows.com

Nice...
 
2013-11-08 12:41:49 PM
couldn't find the exact scene but you know where I was going...

i1.ytimg.com
www.jannigogo.comi1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-08 12:56:32 PM
I've taken a Rorschach test. It's horseshiat.

If you indicate that you see anything elaborate, that's a sign of psychosis/schizophrenia, because that's what those people do: See patterns in things where none actually exist.

So to fark with the guy, on the very first card I told him the image looked like a boat going up the Thames river in 1890s London, and then went on reciting, nearly word for word, the entire first page of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, a five minute diatribe of vivid imagery and sensation culled from a few folded ink splotches.

Then for the rest of the cards, I told him I didn't see anything.
 
2013-11-08 01:07:56 PM

Ishkur: I've taken a Rorschach test. It's horseshiat.

If you indicate that you see anything elaborate, that's a sign of psychosis/schizophrenia, because that's what those people do: See patterns in things where none actually exist.

So to fark with the guy, on the very first card I told him the image looked like a boat going up the Thames river in 1890s London, and then went on reciting, nearly word for word, the entire first page of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, a five minute diatribe of vivid imagery and sensation culled from a few folded ink splotches.

Then for the rest of the cards, I told him I didn't see anything.


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