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(BBC)   New Taliban chief is Mullah Fazlullah. Fee-Fi-Fo-Fatwa. I E D Go-Blamma. Islamofascist Banana   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 49
    More: Scary, Mullah Fazlullah, Taliban, Hakimullah Mehsud, Pakistanis, Baitullah Mehsud, Nuristan, Malala Yousafzai, South Waziristan  
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2013-11-08 12:05:16 AM  
Let me be the first to say that this is a farking masterful headline.
 
2013-11-08 12:48:12 AM  
www.jokeemail.com
 
2013-11-08 01:13:07 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: [www.jokeemail.com image 335x300]


Yeah, that one is printed out and has been posted at work for over 5 years.

/awesome!
 
2013-11-08 07:11:38 AM  
Someone lasted long enough to get promoted past "Number-Two Man???"
 
2013-11-08 07:35:33 AM  
still laughing at headline


+ a lot
 
2013-11-08 07:39:30 AM  
He's anti-music, so I'm guessing he won't get a kick out of the headline.
 
2013-11-08 07:40:17 AM  
I fully endorse the extra judicial murder of this man
 
2013-11-08 07:43:26 AM  
Approves:

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-11-08 07:43:28 AM  
I love this headline so much I want to listen to it again and again and again so its author can never create a new headline that matches this one and he fades into obscurity.
 
2013-11-08 07:46:14 AM  
New Taliban chief drone target...
 
2013-11-08 07:48:28 AM  

Mr.Tangent: New Taliban chief drone target...


At some point they're just going to start nominating people they want to get rid of.
 
2013-11-08 07:48:36 AM  
Isn't getting named the Taliban #1 a lot like getting named the oldest person in the world?
 
2013-11-08 07:56:24 AM  
C'mon, everybody.
Let's play a game.
I bet you I can use a drone
To bomb whoever you name

Authority to strike?
Why should we even care?
When the target system hums
We'll make him disappear

Mullah! Mullah, mullah, Fazlullah.
Banana-fasci-islamah
IED go-blamma
Mullah!

/tried
//gold star
///back to bed
 
2013-11-08 08:05:43 AM  
Posting in hoty thread.
 
2013-11-08 08:06:34 AM  
You gonna get droned.
 
2013-11-08 08:09:29 AM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-08 08:10:39 AM  

p00kybear: Isn't getting named the Taliban #1 a lot like getting named the oldest person in the world?


No. Mullah Omar, the head of Afghanistan Taliban, has been in charge since the beginning. They aren't even sure they know what he looks like.

You are thinking of the #2 of Al Qaeda in Iraq.
 
2013-11-08 08:16:18 AM  
I keep trying the name game with this headline and it's not working.  Am I using the wrong reference to decode?
 
2013-11-08 08:20:17 AM  

machoprogrammer: No. Mullah Omar, the head of Afghanistan Taliban, has been in charge since the beginning. They aren't even sure they know what he looks like.


brown skin, dark hair, beard, shifty eyes
 
2013-11-08 08:21:13 AM  
That is a quality headline.
 
2013-11-08 08:24:04 AM  
I've read this in a book once. It turns out the real leader is the US President.
 
2013-11-08 08:24:42 AM  
Guess we know where the Peter Principle was perfected
 
2013-11-08 08:25:33 AM  
We need Orson Welles here to start a clap.
 
2013-11-08 08:28:42 AM  
Oookey hoochey icky gotchee mookey wookkey mutha fuquer.
 
2013-11-08 08:28:58 AM  
At this point, does the new number two guy wear a red djellaba?
 
2013-11-08 08:29:04 AM  
I'm sure he'll savor being the head of Pakistani Taliban for a little while.
 
2013-11-08 08:32:08 AM  
Oh, great. Now I'm gonna have that headline stuck in my head all day.
 
2013-11-08 08:40:35 AM  
Really I thought it was Rajendra Pachauri.

/ Oh, that taliban.
 
2013-11-08 08:47:41 AM  
But you can call him Dot?

  www-personal.umich.edu
 
2013-11-08 08:51:18 AM  
cdn.theatlantic.com

What he may see next time he looks up
 
2013-11-08 08:54:40 AM  

Speaks: But you can call him Dot?

 


Louisa? Francesca? Banana fana fo fresca?
 
2013-11-08 08:55:15 AM  
Subby's headline:

resource.mmgn.com
 
2013-11-08 08:59:14 AM  

monoski: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 850x637]

What he may see next time he looks up


I wonder if automatically killing whoever is named the top guy works to our advantage.  Or if maybe it's the ideal, evergreen recruiting tool for al Qaeda to convince disaffected young Muslims to sign up.

I wonder, if al Qaeda kept assassinating US presidents, would we surrender?  Or would it possibly have a different effect?
 
2013-11-08 09:01:55 AM  

Kibbler: I wonder if automatically killing whoever is named the top guy works to our advantage. Or if maybe it's the ideal, evergreen recruiting tool for al Qaeda to convince disaffected young Muslims to sign up.


Why would it be? In what universe would "We're getting our asses kicked" actually help convince someone to join your cause?
 
2013-11-08 09:02:39 AM  

Kibbler: I wonder, if al Qaeda kept assassinating US presidents, would we surrender? Or would it possibly have a different effect?


A more appropriate analogy would be if they kept killing mafia bosses
 
2013-11-08 09:03:05 AM  

Kibbler: monoski: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 850x637]

What he may see next time he looks up

I wonder if automatically killing whoever is named the top guy works to our advantage.  Or if maybe it's the ideal, evergreen recruiting tool for al Qaeda to convince disaffected young Muslims to sign up.

I wonder, if al Qaeda kept assassinating US presidents, would we surrender?  Or would it possibly have a different effect?


Think of it as US-enforced term limits
 
2013-11-08 09:09:36 AM  

Kibbler: monoski: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 850x637]

What he may see next time he looks up

I wonder if automatically killing whoever is named the top guy works to our advantage.  Or if maybe it's the ideal, evergreen recruiting tool for al Qaeda to convince disaffected young Muslims to sign up.

I wonder, if al Qaeda kept assassinating US presidents, would we surrender?  Or would it possibly have a different effect?


Regardless of whatever else it did, it would prevent us from having effective leadership.
 
2013-11-08 09:17:14 AM  
I thought that was the new Derper brigade name for Obama.
 
2013-11-08 09:40:34 AM  
I submitted this yesterday with:

Mullah Fazlullah, banana-fana fo-fullah, step right up, you're the next contestant on The Taliban Drone Target Name Game

And was robbed!

+1 subby for getting the modmins' attention!
 
2013-11-08 09:41:04 AM  
Mullah Fazlullah? Must have missed that episode.

1.bp.blogspot.com
"IT'S THE MINER FORTY-NINER!"
 
2013-11-08 10:05:33 AM  
I cant believe the local Pakistanis are actually surprised that when they supported a bunch of radical nutjob murderers into places of power that they started behaving like a bunch of murdering nutjobs.  That's awesome.  When Americans elect Tea Partiers (our terrorist) into positions of power we dont act surprised when they shiat all over everything.  Its expected.

My neighbor's came back from a trip to their home town in Pakistan a couple years ago and said that they will never ever go back, and that they were trying to get at least a few of their family members out of the country asap.  Too farking crazy there now they said, religious supporters are almost half the country and are asking for this chaos.  Anybody sane is making a run for it if at all possible to the south or out of the country.  And they have nukes.

Some day India will have no choice but to "fix" Pakistan to ensure its own survival.
 
2013-11-08 10:31:24 AM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Subby's headline:

[resource.mmgn.com image 500x365]

i1.ytimg.com
But it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove
 
2013-11-08 10:36:07 AM  
I see the head of an English man.
 
2013-11-08 10:45:50 AM  
Beautiful work, subs. Here, have an internet.

+1
 
2013-11-08 11:47:52 AM  

Lost Thought 00: I fully endorse the extra judicial murder of this man


Considering this is the scumbag who ordered the hit on a 12-year old schoolgirl and may be responsible for the deaths of 40,000 pakistanis and counting?  Ain;t a damn thing extra judicial about it.  Poke a bear with a stick? Expect to get mauled.   Declare war on the United States? Expect them to go to war right back.
 
2013-11-08 11:50:17 AM  

TheSopwithTurtle: Mr.Tangent: New Taliban chief drone target...

At some point they're just going to start nominating people they want to get rid of.


I imagine his reaction to being named was something along the lines of "mother-FARKER, I KNEW I shouldn't have skipped that meeting! thanks, thanks a WHOLE FARKING LOT you assholes, I'll farking remember this,  don;t you worry"
 
2013-11-08 02:24:48 PM  
"Islamofascist Banana" is my Yusuf Islam cover band.
 
2013-11-08 08:40:19 PM  
Headline of the Year.
 
2013-11-08 10:17:12 PM  
Yes, HOTY!  Subby, I've had a pretty crummy work week (for about the last ten months, actuall) and you have no idea how good it felt to laugh out loud at that.  Thank you.
 
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