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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 46
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2013-11-07 11:03:09 PM  
2 votes:

Bunny Deville: elguerodiablo: There was something on the ticker about college coaches resigning due to illegal rug use.  Anyone know some details?

Illegal RUG use? The mind races.


it really brought the team together
2013-11-07 10:00:34 PM  
2 votes:

Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.


I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.
2013-11-07 08:58:56 PM  
2 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!



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2013-11-07 08:26:42 PM  
2 votes:
i106.photobucket.com
2013-11-08 10:57:08 AM  
1 votes:

Di Atribe: Jim from Saint Paul: Does anyone have any pahmplets or literature on converting to Packerism?

Whoa whoa whoa, why don't you come down off that ledge for me, Jim. Let's take it easy, ok?


"Have you accepted the lord our Rodgers into your heart?"

"... tell me more".
2013-11-08 10:16:36 AM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: Does anyone have any pahmplets or literature on converting to Packerism?


Whoa whoa whoa, why don't you come down off that ledge for me, Jim. Let's take it easy, ok?
2013-11-07 11:40:16 PM  
1 votes:
"Vikings didn't want to lay an egg..."

9poeticfingers.files.wordpress.com
2013-11-07 11:38:17 PM  
1 votes:

HeathenHealer: mikaloyd: HeathenHealer: robsul82: The Matt Cassel Era (1-0)

Matt Cassel has won on multiple Continents. FACT

/what does Pro-Bowl voting start?

One win was on an island

Yeah, the island of VICTORY

/it's been a rough season, let me have this


OK 2 CONTINENT WINZ!
2013-11-07 11:38:06 PM  
1 votes:
So next TNF is Colts @ Titans?  That has potential for clowns with the bee shoes throwing flaming toasters.  It cannot be better than this game.  Best TNF of the year so far.
2013-11-07 11:35:20 PM  
1 votes:

bionicjoe: Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: That was actually a really good game, right to the end.

And not a single bee was released.

Calling timeout TWICE in the 2-minute drill while LEADING.


Christ. That is the Reidiest Reiding I've seen since Reid invented Reiding the clock.
2013-11-07 11:31:39 PM  
1 votes:

Di Atribe: Guys, did you know that this will be Minnesota's first win in the United States of America?


So I've heard! Now they've won in the UK, the US, and Luvania (a fictional country that exists only in Leslie Frazier's head.)
2013-11-07 11:29:13 PM  
1 votes:
Guys, did you know that this will be Minnesota's first win in the United States of America?
2013-11-07 11:26:52 PM  
1 votes:
WHY IS ANDY REID COACHING US RIGHT NOW
2013-11-07 11:02:12 PM  
1 votes:

Linkster: Earguy: Linkster: Earguy: Yeah, Stacy's mom is hot.  I wonder if she really has kids.

Did Stacy's Mom.

Meh!

AH, here she is.  Magali Amadei.  Also did the Chico's jeans ads.

[www.what-about-france.com image 465x600]

And, oh, hey, NSFW!

Yep, That's her!

CSB  Chicks with small boobs, make up for it.


HEIGHT 5'9.5"   BUST 34    WAIST 26   HIPS 36    DRESS 6   SHOE 10.5   HAIR BROWN  EYES BROWN

Ok, that's creepy enough, I'll stop now.
2013-11-07 10:38:12 PM  
1 votes:
Ponder gets the TD, gets hurt.  So he does two things to help the Vikings win.

/Oh, nevermind...no TD.
2013-11-07 10:34:06 PM  
1 votes:
fark me running, the Jared commercials have begun. Next it'll be dub step Lexus.
2013-11-07 10:31:39 PM  
1 votes:
"The term 'false start' was invented in 1872..."
2013-11-07 10:28:04 PM  
1 votes:

Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.


Rob Ryan problems
2013-11-07 10:10:27 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

Hey, that's good old fashion locker room ribbing.


Yo mamma so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia!

/Harvard locker room
2013-11-07 10:07:41 PM  
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.


Hope you have something on the DVR, 'cause this thing could get out of hand just as easily.
2013-11-07 09:59:01 PM  
1 votes:

Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.


Is that why the Vike defense isn't in this stadium?
2013-11-07 09:51:42 PM  
1 votes:
Halftime!!!
cdn.gifstache.com
2013-11-07 09:50:58 PM  
1 votes:
Since the college thread sucks, gonna post pro Baylor propaganda her since Baylor's saviour is playing for the Red*bongs*
2013-11-07 09:50:44 PM  
1 votes:
sfcitizen.com

Couldn't really find a pic that showed the sexy santa thing but did find this to be noteworthy.
2013-11-07 09:46:21 PM  
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: seventypercent: And just like that, the nerds are up 14-0.

So have we officially combined the threads yet? Is that like crossing the streams?


I would think so. The other thread is deader than the hip-hop scene in Branson, Missouri.
2013-11-07 09:41:38 PM  
1 votes:

Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things


They're still the Bullets damn it!
2013-11-07 09:16:00 PM  
1 votes:
If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".
2013-11-07 09:14:31 PM  
1 votes:
Good god, Ponder looks terrible on a completed TD score.
Dude was open for a full second before he threw the ball. 

A sloth on ether has better reaction time.
2013-11-07 09:14:02 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-07 09:13:41 PM  
1 votes:
Wait a minute....Ponder threw a touchdown?  To a Viking????

blog.logmycalls.com
2013-11-07 09:09:44 PM  
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S RICHIE INCOGNITO'S MUSIC
2013-11-07 09:08:05 PM  
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Fights are bad for the brand.  Best Commissioner can't allow them to be glorified.
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM  
1 votes:
Jerome Simpson leads the league in first down pointing
2013-11-07 09:04:57 PM  
1 votes:

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.
2013-11-07 09:03:21 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S
2013-11-07 09:03:20 PM  
1 votes:

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


The Duck Dynasty Christmas album is 4th on Billboard. I'm not sure this is what the veterans are fighting for.
2013-11-07 08:52:53 PM  
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league


he perfected that
2013-11-07 08:49:50 PM  
1 votes:

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


That's the thing about perfectionists: they hold themselves to an impossible standard.

Especially impossible if you're Christian Ponder.
2013-11-07 08:48:44 PM  
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


i375.photobucket.com
2013-11-07 08:48:21 PM  
1 votes:
Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.
2013-11-07 08:43:53 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Who the hell is Kai Forbath?


I think I killed him in Skyrim.
2013-11-07 08:41:26 PM  
1 votes:
2013-11-07 08:35:35 PM  
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup


To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.
2013-11-07 08:31:17 PM  
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?


College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.
2013-11-07 08:25:53 PM  
1 votes:
i106.photobucket.com
2013-11-07 08:24:31 PM  
1 votes:
Does Mike Mayock always look like a bush baby, or are his eyes just extra wide tonight?

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