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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com ) divider line
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2013-11-07 10:21:56 PM  
Enough with the farking horn
 
2013-11-07 10:21:58 PM  

Di Atribe: Stars win! Whooooooooooo!!!!1 Swept their entire road trip! Woot!


Grumble grumble.  That was a nice gift wrapped game from Howard.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:13 PM  
I love Kluwe.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:28 PM  
I just hallucinated that the vikes ran  AP and then ponder threw a nice pass for a 16 yard gain.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:45 PM  
Meanwhile in Houston, it's Lakers 36, Rockets 19 at the start of the 2nd quarter. So that one's over.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:02 PM  
Christmas came early, huh.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:16 PM  

jrodr018: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal

Son? you must be a hell of a guy


I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:30 PM  
No, Mayock. There was no stiffarm there at all.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:32 PM  
touchdown to.....john carlson?
 
2013-11-07 10:23:37 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Enough with the farking horn


They could replace the horn with a recording of Fran Drescher imitating a fax machine and it would be far less annoying.

TD VIKINGS
 
2013-11-07 10:23:42 PM  
TD Nordics
 
2013-11-07 10:23:58 PM  
The Vikings score a touchdown.  After the break, we discuss how this impacts the ongoing investigation of the Dolphins' locker room.
 
2013-11-07 10:24:04 PM  

Linkster: jrodr018: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal

Son? you must be a hell of a guy

I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.


Hahaha, you are a true warrior!
 
2013-11-07 10:24:11 PM  
Carlson with the TD for the Viks.  Did not see that one coming.  21-27 Racists
 
2013-11-07 10:24:21 PM  
27-21 Washington, 4:32 3rd
 
2013-11-07 10:24:35 PM  
Getting close? Two scores is "close"?

I mean, I guess it's closer than it was...
 
2013-11-07 10:24:40 PM  

VvonderJesus: touchdown to.....john carlson?


I don't understand.
 
2013-11-07 10:24:44 PM  
Ponder threw a TD? CHRISTAN Ponder? Really?
 
2013-11-07 10:24:51 PM  

Linkster: jrodr018: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal

Son? you must be a hell of a guy

I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.


Feet herpes?   Do you know my mom?
 
2013-11-07 10:25:32 PM  

mikaloyd: Ponder threw a TD? CHRISTAN Ponder? Really?


Ponder has thrown TWO (2) TDs!
 
2013-11-07 10:25:37 PM  

Gosling: CHRIS KLUWE LIVETWEETS DC/VIKINGS:

No NFL network in the hotel. I shall craft updates based on what I think is happening.

Vikes/Wash Update 1 - Mayor Rob Ford runs the opening kickoff back for a touchgoal and snorts a line off Viktor. Beer fountains erupt.

Vikes/Wash Update 2 - AP bench presses four defensive linemen, does a backflip, then repaints the Mona Lisa. Drive ends in a punt.

Vikes/Skins Update 3 - Marauding kodiaks have taken over the north endzone. The half-gnawed limb of a referee is discouraging further flags.

Vikes/Skins Update 4 - Rob Ford casually gropes a kodiak, distracting it from the kickoff. A ballboy narrowly escapes with the K ball.

Vikes/Skins Update 5 - An unruly pirate staggers onto the field of play. Angered by the lack of decorum, Mayor Ford summarily beheads him.

Vikes/Skins Update 6 - Defenses for both teams agree to an armistice in light of the kodiak/Ford alliance. Battle plans are being drawn up.

Ironic hearing commentators talk about the bullying problem and how things will change while casually dropping "Redskins" over and over.

Vikes/Skins Update 7 - Mayor Ford casually wanders through the middle of the Cover 2, brandishing a marmot. Defenders are unsure what to do.

Vikes/Skins Update 8 - RG3 play actions, everyone but the kodiaks bite on the fake. The kodiaks bite four open receivers. Mayor Ford grins.

Vikes/Skins Update 9 - Players flee the field under a rain of offal. Mayor Ford snorts 3 hits of PCP and arranges an impromptu kodiak conga.

Vikes/Skins Update 10 - Mayor Ford buries his arm up to the elbow in Mike Silver's ass, causing him to scream the latest Martin text.

Vikes/Skins Update 11 - Mayor Ford retracts a clenched fist; inside is Silver's still beating heart. The kodiaks bellow their approval.

Vikes/Skins Update 12 - Scraps of purple litter the feasting area. Kodiak territory now extends to midfield. White powder fills the air.

Vikes/Skins Update 13 - Mayor Ford watches the Pizza Hut ad, nods and idly r ...


Thanks for this, I've been watching that too.
 
2013-11-07 10:25:58 PM  

Gosling: End of the 3rd inning in Salt River, they lead Scottsdale 3-0.


Does anyone have cricket updates? 
Team handball?
Real-time Full-contact Scrabble feeds?
 
2013-11-07 10:26:14 PM  

elguerodiablo: Linkster: jrodr018: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal

Son? you must be a hell of a guy

I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Feet herpes?   Do you know my mom?


That depends, is your mother a 20lb carp from Ann Arbor?
 
2013-11-07 10:26:28 PM  

mikaloyd: Ponder threw a TD? CHRISTAN Ponder? Really?


That's TWO touchdowns now.  To his own team!!!!

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-11-07 10:26:30 PM  

Linkster: ongbok: And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.

The guys giving him shiat are his size, yes? Assigned by the Coach to 'bring him into the fold'.


Anybody can get killed by one punch, especially when you are that size. It doesn't matter how big the other guy is.
 
2013-11-07 10:27:05 PM  

Fallout Zone: VvonderJesus: touchdown to.....john carlson?

I don't understand.


You know, the big guy.
 
2013-11-07 10:27:09 PM  

mikaloyd: elguerodiablo: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Do we have to choose?   Cause I kinda want to hate everyone involved.

No whey! When theres 2 sides we must white knight for one ! And damn the other to everlasting hell. Its the FARK way and there is NO goddam gray in the FARK way. Once I hear who the good guy is Ill shout in all caps until minds are changed. And I will NOT wait until more info is available. Its the FARK way


Are you implying that there is some sort of unspoke  code here on Fark?

FARRK.  CODE.
 
2013-11-07 10:27:24 PM  

jrodr018: Hahaha, you are a true warrior!


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe!
 
2013-11-07 10:27:46 PM  
"Athletic Ponder"?

Just how drunk is Mayock?
 
2013-11-07 10:28:04 PM  

Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.


Rob Ryan problems
 
2013-11-07 10:28:39 PM  

elguerodiablo: Feet herpes? Do you know my mom?


She was Fantastic!
 
2013-11-07 10:29:00 PM  
...am I wrong are we actually watching a good game... on a Thursday?
 
2013-11-07 10:29:08 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: "Athletic Ponder"?

Just how drunk is Mayock?


approximately 37 millifords.
 
2013-11-07 10:29:12 PM  
Meanwhile on Fox Sports Wisconsin, it's going going and THAT HUNTING BAR IN NORTH DAKOTA IS UP AND RUNNING!
 
2013-11-07 10:29:33 PM  

Di Atribe: Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Rob Ryan problems


I think Rex was the one with the foot thing.
 
2013-11-07 10:29:52 PM  

thecpt: ...am I wrong are we actually watching a good game... on a Thursday?


Damn it, you just had to point that out.  It's going to be 4th quarter clownshoes now.
 
2013-11-07 10:29:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: "Athletic Ponder"?

Just how drunk is Mayock?


Its accurate.  Ponder is a bad QB, but he is athletic.
 
2013-11-07 10:30:01 PM  

Di Atribe: Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Rob Ryan problems


+1
 
2013-11-07 10:30:01 PM  

robsul82: mikaloyd: Ponder threw a TD? CHRISTAN Ponder? Really?

Ponder has thrown TWO (2) TDs!


Adjust massive suck dampers on Delhomme meter......that's one INT against a NFL defense. 

www.ilcorsaroarredamenti.it
 
2013-11-07 10:30:20 PM  

thecpt: ...am I wrong are we actually watching a good game... on a Thursday?


It's not so much that it's good, but that this is the end product of two of the worst defensive teams playing each other.
 
2013-11-07 10:30:27 PM  

Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.


Damn! You are a freaky mutherfarker, aren't you?
 
2013-11-07 10:30:56 PM  

robsul82: mikaloyd: Ponder threw a TD? CHRISTAN Ponder? Really?

Ponder has thrown TWO (2) TDs!


You dont have to mess with my mind man.

elguerodiablo: FARRK. CODE.


Its a whoreiors Code
 
2013-11-07 10:31:10 PM  
ah, here are the clownshoes
 
2013-11-07 10:31:34 PM  
Wat

RUN THE EXACT SAME PLAY AGAIN LIKE YOU DID THAT ONE YEAR
 
2013-11-07 10:31:39 PM  
"The term 'false start' was invented in 1872..."
 
2013-11-07 10:31:51 PM  
Redskins special teams coach should be dragged in front of a wall and shot.
 
2013-11-07 10:31:54 PM  

harleyquinnical: thecpt: ...am I wrong are we actually watching a good game... on a Thursday?

Damn it, you just had to point that out.  It's going to be 4th quarter clownshoes now.


And so it begins...
 
2013-11-07 10:31:56 PM  
I need a Manual for this  Penalty.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:08 PM  
We went to feed the snake because we figured that would be more entertaining than either game. But we came back and now it's damned near a shootout. And then something crazy happened. According to Budweiser, I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Rob Ryan problems

I think Rex was the one with the foot thing.


I liked the Rob reference better.  You know that guys got some weird STD shiat going on.
 
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