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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 10:32:08 PM
We went to feed the snake because we figured that would be more entertaining than either game. But we came back and now it's damned near a shootout. And then something crazy happened. According to Budweiser, I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Rob Ryan problems

I think Rex was the one with the foot thing.


I liked the Rob reference better.  You know that guys got some weird STD shiat going on.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:24 PM
Special teams play brought to you by: 
shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-07 10:32:26 PM

Paduke: Redskins special teams coach should be dragged in front of a wall and shot.


this.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:35 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Rob Ryan problems

I think Rex was the one with the foot thing.


The uh.... Jets one, right? I literally cannot keep their names straight. Three-letter names that both start with R? Pffffffft My adult-onset dyslexia will not allow that.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:41 PM

robsul82: "The term 'false start' was invented in 1872..."


+11
 
2013-11-07 10:32:43 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: cameroncrazy1984: "Athletic Ponder"?

Just how drunk is Mayock?

approximately 37 millifords.


What's that in US units? I think we use Namaths.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:52 PM

robsul82: "The term 'false start' was invented in 1872..."


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-07 10:33:02 PM

Earguy: harleyquinnical: thecpt: ...am I wrong are we actually watching a good game... on a Thursday?

Damn it, you just had to point that out.  It's going to be 4th quarter clownshoes now.

And so it begins...


ha.  what's the opposite of r u a wizard?

...r u a muggle?
 
2013-11-07 10:33:58 PM
It's now all starting to fall apart. The Redskins are unfortunately predictable :(.
 
2013-11-07 10:34:02 PM

Bunny Deville: We went to feed the snake because we figured that would be more entertaining than either game. But we came back and now it's damned near a shootout. And then something crazy happened. According to Budweiser, I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.


Is that code?
 
2013-11-07 10:34:06 PM
fark me running, the Jared commercials have begun. Next it'll be dub step Lexus.
 
2013-11-07 10:34:13 PM

VvonderJesus: ah, here are the clownshoes


We've been LOOKING for those!

Well, maybe not you. Rest of us, though....


robsul82: "The term 'false start' was invented in 1872..."


Actual out loud cackle of laughter.
 
2013-11-07 10:34:37 PM

ongbok: Linkster: I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.

Damn! You are a freaky mutherfarker, aren't you?


Yes.

I'm just residual pissed about stupidity concerning Medical tests the Tech has no clue about and I do.

Also, I hate stupid people. I have worked retail.
 
2013-11-07 10:34:43 PM

Bunny Deville: We went to feed the snake because we figured that would be more entertaining than either game. But we came back and now it's damned near a shootout. And then something crazy happened. According to Budweiser, I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.


What kind of snake?
 
2013-11-07 10:35:05 PM
I am now just openly running up and down my dial looking for random sports-related material to comment on.

And in the course of doing so, apparently MTV is now airing a show called 'Girl Code'. The episode airing in a half hour carries the episode title "Vaginas, Texting, Apologizing".

The one after that is called "Girl's Night Out, Sexting, Breaking Up, Gynecologist".

I'm not sure I want to know what sequence of events made those things go in those specific orders
 
2013-11-07 10:35:11 PM

Linkster: jrodr018: Hahaha, you are a true warrior!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe!


C-beams twinkling on the shoulders of orion.
 
2013-11-07 10:35:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Bunny Deville: We went to feed the snake because we figured that would be more entertaining than either game. But we came back and now it's damned near a shootout. And then something crazy happened. According to Budweiser, I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.

Is that code?


No, if it was code I would say something about a trouser pickle or something ridiculous like that.
 
2013-11-07 10:36:30 PM
Pick Averted SIR!
 
2013-11-07 10:36:31 PM
This game sucks a lot less than I expected.
 
2013-11-07 10:36:52 PM

mikaloyd: Bunny Deville: We went to feed the snake because we figured that would be more entertaining than either game. But we came back and now it's damned near a shootout. And then something crazy happened. According to Budweiser, I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.

What kind of snake?


Baby snow corn. Got him a few days ago for the Husband's birthday. He's pink!

Ponder isn't pissing me off anymore. I may send him a cookie.
 
2013-11-07 10:36:53 PM

Bunny Deville: I should feed the snake during Jaguars games.


This is the kind of thing I would say just a little bit louder as someone walked past my table at the bar.
 
2013-11-07 10:36:58 PM
Ponder being all accurate and shiat is harshing my mellow.
 
2013-11-07 10:37:02 PM
Wait a minute.  Christian Ponder just looked like an NFL quarterback...what sorcery is this?
 
2013-11-07 10:37:07 PM
That wasn't a block in the back? Really?
 
2013-11-07 10:37:11 PM
I'm going to say this now before he ruins it. Ponder has played better than serviceable with the exception of the wtf interception
 
2013-11-07 10:37:37 PM
TD Vikings

Ponder hurt
 
2013-11-07 10:37:47 PM
PONDERTD

BUT HE DIED
 
2013-11-07 10:37:50 PM
Warm up the Freeman.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:06 PM
NO TOUCHDOWN.  Take that, Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:07 PM
Boom, headshot
 
2013-11-07 10:38:12 PM
Ponder gets the TD, gets hurt.  So he does two things to help the Vikings win.

/Oh, nevermind...no TD.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:17 PM
Who comes in?
 
2013-11-07 10:38:20 PM
Holy shiat he got slammed.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:25 PM
Ponder a broken arm.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:30 PM
Wow... Ponder hurt, and the TD does not count. Ugh. Could it get any worse for the Vikings?
 
2013-11-07 10:38:33 PM
Ponder does good! And is hurt. Its a Viking thing
 
2013-11-07 10:38:35 PM
PONDER!

Good god.  No guts and no glory.  That's a fumble, and a helmet-to-helmet, and an arm.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:36 PM
Ponder, you crazy bastard.

the Matt Cassel era
 
2013-11-07 10:38:39 PM
Yeah, that's a broken arm or wrist.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:57 PM
Remember when I said that Ponder would be the best healthy QB in the NFL in a few weeks?

Sorry about that.
 
2013-11-07 10:39:00 PM

Fallout Zone: Who comes in?


Cassel.
 
2013-11-07 10:39:04 PM

Gosling: And in the course of doing so, apparently MTV is now airing a show called 'Girl Code'. The episode airing in a half hour carries the episode title "Vaginas, Texting, Apologizing"


They have a dude version of that show, too. I accidentally on it one day.


SDRR: This game sucks a lot less than I expected.


I'm frightened, yet intrigued. I haven't even been tempted to fire up the Netflix yet.
 
2013-11-07 10:39:14 PM
Me: Ponder's gonna rack me up some points and I'm gonna point and laugh at everyone. The husband: he hasn't racked you up much so far.

Ponder proceeds to, at first glance, run for a touchdown.

The husband: Or he could do that. Me: talk shiat about Ponder again! Again!

Of course, now he's hurt. Dammit.
 
2013-11-07 10:39:23 PM

VvonderJesus: I'm going to say this now before he ruins it. Ponder has played better than serviceable with the exception of the wtf interception


jesus christ, I better keep my mouth farking shut for the rest of the night
 
2013-11-07 10:39:27 PM
That was a courageous score by Ponder.  He might not throw another pass in the NFL but he looked badass and scored.
 
2013-11-07 10:39:55 PM

bionicjoe: Ponder a broken arm.


Yeah, something below the elbow for sure.

Looking at that replay,  you have to wonder if the injury might not have been as bad if it had been a grass field.
 
2013-11-07 10:40:31 PM
Matt Cassell's still around?
 
2013-11-07 10:40:37 PM

harleyquinnical: PONDER!

Good god.  No guts and no glory.  That's a fumble, and a helmet-to-helmet, and an arm.


That's not helmet to helmet, he became a running back on that play and lowered his head on the run
 
2013-11-07 10:40:44 PM

elguerodiablo: He might not throw another pass in the NFL but he looked badass and scored.


FTFY.
 
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