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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 10:07:41 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

But, you know, boys will be boys.  It's all in good fun.

*cough*


Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?
 
2013-11-07 10:07:45 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


That is incredibly out of bounds.  Everyone knows you make those kind jokes about someones mom and not sister.   Or maybe a recently dead relative.  But definitely not sister.
 
2013-11-07 10:08:05 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


Hey, that's good old fashion locker room ribbing.
 
2013-11-07 10:08:21 PM
End of the 3rd inning in Salt River, they lead Scottsdale 3-0.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:00 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.


Do you make a living hitting people?
 
2013-11-07 10:09:00 PM

robsul82: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

Was that a riff, or the real thing?

Eisen phrasing it as "cannot even be paraphrased in a gentlemanly manner" was rather amusing, I'll say that.


Real thing.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:07 PM

Bunny Deville: LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.

I'm thinking about it. It's been almost a year since I graduated and I'm still unemployed, I might as well spend my time productively.


That was my logic to.Unemployed, might as well fill up the time between interviews and bouts of ennui-fueled depression.

ariseatex: LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.

My partner has about a tenth of that.  Hopes to catch up tomorrow.


I can never get anything done on Fridays/Saturdays. Sundays are my biggies.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:21 PM

Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?


Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.
 
2013-11-07 10:10:08 PM
Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?
 
2013-11-07 10:10:27 PM

ongbok: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

Hey, that's good old fashion locker room ribbing.


Yo mamma so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia!

/Harvard locker room
 
2013-11-07 10:10:43 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.

Do you make a living hitting people?


Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?
 
2013-11-07 10:10:50 PM
"All you've gotta do is make a tackle."

Which is precisely why the Vikings couldn't stop him.
 
2013-11-07 10:11:23 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.


But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.
 
2013-11-07 10:12:08 PM

Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.


Ehhh. I wouldn't. Oregon's offense is the type that could put up a fifty burger in the second half, especially if Stanford gets back on its heels and takes their foot off the gas thinking they are cruising to a win.
 
2013-11-07 10:12:33 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.

But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.


"To settle things like men" means committing multiple felonies.
 
2013-11-07 10:12:45 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?


Back in the old days you could punch a guy three times before you got thrown out of the game. These players today are soft.
 
2013-11-07 10:13:23 PM
40-yard R-Words FGA is good.

27-14 Washington, 9:22 3rd
 
2013-11-07 10:13:24 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.


I'm sorry.

I don't understand how you can grow up, anywhere, without having taken enough shiat, to have not fought back.  I mean not 'talking your way out of it' or actually running the fark away.
 
2013-11-07 10:13:26 PM

cameroncrazy1984: But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.


And it's not like anyone would have blamed Martin for punching his teammate like a crazy man, oh no.

/more points for DC, in case you'd forgotten that Minnesota sucks
 
2013-11-07 10:13:38 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: cameroncrazy1984: Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.

But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.

"To settle things like men" means committing multiple felonies.


Obviously only REAL WARRIOR MEN assault other men. To do anything less than assaulting a teammate unacceptable.
 
2013-11-07 10:13:41 PM

mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?


YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.
 
2013-11-07 10:14:23 PM

ongbok: Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.

Ehhh. I wouldn't. Oregon's offense is the type that could put up a fifty burger in the second half, especially if Stanford gets back on its heels and takes their foot off the gas thinking they are cruising to a win.


This. Oregon started off kind of slow in the UCLA game, and then put up 28 unanswered in the second half.

However, that was a tie game at halftime. They could be down by three touchdowns here in seconds.
 
2013-11-07 10:14:36 PM

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?

Back in the old days you could punch a guy three times before you got thrown out of the game. These players today are soft.


Plus they had to punch them uphill.  Both ways.  Both ways.
 
2013-11-07 10:14:52 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.

Do you make a living hitting people?

Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?


OK Albert, this happened in the locker room, not the field.

I'll go and say you ran away.
 
2013-11-07 10:15:26 PM
Owie. Big collision at midfield in Salt Lake. Robbie Findley slow to get up.
 
2013-11-07 10:15:35 PM
Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?
 
2013-11-07 10:15:43 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: cameroncrazy1984: Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.

But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.

"To settle things like men" means committing multiple felonies.


And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:36 PM
That was some hot 13 on 13 action.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:38 PM

mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?


Goodell.  It's always Goodell.

And Bettman too, just to be safe.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:43 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?

YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.


Isnt there a college thread already?
 
2013-11-07 10:16:48 PM

mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?


When in doubt, blame Obama.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:20 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.

Do you make a living hitting people?

Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?

OK Albert, this happened in the locker room, not the field.

I'll go and say you ran away.


This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?
 
2013-11-07 10:17:27 PM
Halftime in Stanford. 17-0, nerds.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:37 PM
Stars win! Whooooooooooo!!!!1 Swept their entire road trip! Woot!
 
2013-11-07 10:17:39 PM

mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?


Do we have to choose?   Cause I kinda want to hate everyone involved.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:45 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Goodell.  It's always Goodell.

And Bettman too, just to be safe.


I WILL CUT BETTMANS HEAD OFF AND shiat DOWN HIS THROAT!
 
2013-11-07 10:17:55 PM

ongbok: And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.


The guys giving him shiat are his size, yes? Assigned by the Coach to 'bring him into the fold'.
 
2013-11-07 10:18:18 PM

mikaloyd: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?

YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.

Isnt there a college thread already?


Apparently, it died because all of the awesome people were over here.
 
2013-11-07 10:18:29 PM
Oregon looks a lot less cool when they are getting their ass kicked
 
2013-11-07 10:18:42 PM

Linkster: ongbok: And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.

The guys giving him shiat are his size, yes? Assigned by the Coach to 'bring him into the fold'.


Sounds like they did a heckuva job, too. Harassment is definitely the REAL MAN's way to bring a guy into your team culture.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:08 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?

YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.


Go Wings! Sadly, the Wild fell to the Cap's in the shootout. How's the game? I'm currently sitting in a theater waiting for Thor 2 to start. They pushed back the start time 40 minutes and didn't update their website to reflect the change.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:10 PM
Yeah, you want to cross double digits in TOP at the midway point of the 3rd quarter, sure.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:25 PM
That's a textbook hit by Orakpo. See, it is possible to hit someone without a penalty!
 
2013-11-07 10:19:48 PM
CHRIS KLUWE LIVETWEETS DC/VIKINGS:

No NFL network in the hotel. I shall craft updates based on what I think is happening.

Vikes/Wash Update 1 - Mayor Rob Ford runs the opening kickoff back for a touchgoal and snorts a line off Viktor. Beer fountains erupt.

Vikes/Wash Update 2 - AP bench presses four defensive linemen, does a backflip, then repaints the Mona Lisa. Drive ends in a punt.

Vikes/Skins Update 3 - Marauding kodiaks have taken over the north endzone. The half-gnawed limb of a referee is discouraging further flags.

Vikes/Skins Update 4 - Rob Ford casually gropes a kodiak, distracting it from the kickoff. A ballboy narrowly escapes with the K ball.

Vikes/Skins Update 5 - An unruly pirate staggers onto the field of play. Angered by the lack of decorum, Mayor Ford summarily beheads him.

Vikes/Skins Update 6 - Defenses for both teams agree to an armistice in light of the kodiak/Ford alliance. Battle plans are being drawn up.

Ironic hearing commentators talk about the bullying problem and how things will change while casually dropping "Redskins" over and over.

Vikes/Skins Update 7 - Mayor Ford casually wanders through the middle of the Cover 2, brandishing a marmot. Defenders are unsure what to do.

Vikes/Skins Update 8 - RG3 play actions, everyone but the kodiaks bite on the fake. The kodiaks bite four open receivers. Mayor Ford grins.

Vikes/Skins Update 9 - Players flee the field under a rain of offal. Mayor Ford snorts 3 hits of PCP and arranges an impromptu kodiak conga.

Vikes/Skins Update 10 - Mayor Ford buries his arm up to the elbow in Mike Silver's ass, causing him to scream the latest Martin text.

Vikes/Skins Update 11 - Mayor Ford retracts a clenched fist; inside is Silver's still beating heart. The kodiaks bellow their approval.

Vikes/Skins Update 12 - Scraps of purple litter the feasting area. Kodiak territory now extends to midfield. White powder fills the air.

Vikes/Skins Update 13 - Mayor Ford watches the Pizza Hut ad, nods and idly rubs his tumescent member at the constant mention of "stuffing."
 
2013-11-07 10:19:57 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?


Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal
 
2013-11-07 10:19:59 PM
Not that annyone here cares but the R*bongs* are up 27-14.  Ponderception upcoming.
 
2013-11-07 10:20:54 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal


"heal"?

You've got to be kidding me right now.
 
2013-11-07 10:21:02 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal


Son? you must be a hell of a guy
 
2013-11-07 10:21:24 PM

elguerodiablo: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Do we have to choose?   Cause I kinda want to hate everyone involved.


No whey! When theres 2 sides we must white knight for one ! And damn the other to everlasting hell. Its the FARK way and there is NO goddam gray in the FARK way. Once I hear who the good guy is Ill shout in all caps until minds are changed. And I will NOT wait until more info is available. Its the FARK way
 
2013-11-07 10:21:33 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Goodell.  It's always Goodell.

And Bettman too, just to be safe.


Damnit Orton!
 
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