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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 09:53:25 PM

Halftime?


i27.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-07 09:53:56 PM

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.

Everyone Learn Code


I could start covering my Android programming class that I am currently in.

/ooh Background Services!
//it's over in 20 minutes anyway
 
2013-11-07 09:54:03 PM

Bunny Deville: Linkster: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

Five golden championship rings!

Or something.


I know. but you're sober and it's real early for this shiat. I'm ashamed, sort of.
 
2013-11-07 09:54:16 PM

Di Atribe: You realize he says "He chose poorly" and also "You have chosen wisely," right? WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN


You're the one with the turnstile defense in FF. Take a guess.
 
2013-11-07 09:54:23 PM
w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!
 
2013-11-07 09:54:42 PM

Aezetyr: Clownskates for Dallas as 3 of their own players collided, and Seguin gets a stick to the face and cut.


Oh dear....
 
2013-11-07 09:55:17 PM

LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.


I'm thinking about it. It's been almost a year since I graduated and I'm still unemployed, I might as well spend my time productively.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:26 PM

thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!


Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:37 PM
Oregon fumbles in the red zone. First down, nerds, on their own 2.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:39 PM
Oregon fumble, Stanford ball at the Stanford 2.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:51 PM
It's not that the Vikings D sucks. They're just really generous to charities.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:54 PM

bionicjoe: Di Atribe: You realize he says "He chose poorly" and also "You have chosen wisely," right? WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN

You're the one with the turnstile defense in FF. Take a guess.


I should've known. I fear I didn't have much of a choice, though.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:55 PM

LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.


My partner has about a tenth of that.  Hopes to catch up tomorrow.
 
2013-11-07 09:56:29 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.


The ones in Buffalo?
 
2013-11-07 09:56:44 PM

LucklessWonder: Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo? I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.


I have a soccer book manuscript sitting at 341,120 words. Not NaNoWriMo, but there is the sense of constant urgency to keep it updated. Ran a search for occurences of 'as of' a few days back to flag entries likely to need updating ('as of this writing', 'as of whatever date', 'as of late'), and it threw me 152 results. 'Currently' gave me another 72.
 
2013-11-07 09:57:20 PM

Di Atribe: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

The ones in Buffalo?


Maybe the one's sitting here on Capitol Hill?
 
2013-11-07 09:57:41 PM
Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.
 
2013-11-07 09:57:43 PM
Halftime

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 09:57:55 PM
Oregon is playing like they were out drinking all last night
 
2013-11-07 09:57:57 PM
Halftime in Sandy, Utah; aggregate stands at Real Salt Lake 1-1 LA Galaxy.
 
2013-11-07 09:58:51 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.


seneca was cut by the browns.  the browns
 
2013-11-07 09:59:01 PM

Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.


Is that why the Vike defense isn't in this stadium?
 
2013-11-07 09:59:31 PM
Skip Bayless        ✔ @RealSkipBayless
Finally, RG3 is BACK. Now, here come the Redskins.

Facepalm.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:22 PM
Malicious physical attack?
 
2013-11-07 10:00:32 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.


And the Raiders (if I recall, he may have been traded) after being beat out by Terrelle Freaking Pryor.

And the Seahawks after being beat out by Wilson.

Gotta respect what the guy has done.  He had a record setting game against a horrifyingly bad Lions secondary, where they were starting a blow-up clown doll, a pylon, and Amari Spivey as DBs. He took a successful SINGLE game and parlayed it into a lot of money.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:33 PM
On this Bully deal. Didn't Mike (NFLN) say that he needed to kick someones ass and it would stop?
 
2013-11-07 10:00:34 PM

Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.


I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:35 PM

thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!


Again, Walt Jr is the better option. Crazy legs, stutter-step - he's got all the moves you want in a mobile QB.

/second time using the joke in a few days, so it's done
 
2013-11-07 10:00:48 PM

LucklessWonder: NaNoWriMo



All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 
2013-11-07 10:01:53 PM

Linkster: On this Bully deal. Didn't Mike (NFLN) say that he needed to kick someones ass and it would stop?


Well, Martin looks like he's going to kick someone's ass. You know, if an entire professional sports league's reputation counts as 'someone'.
 
2013-11-07 10:02:21 PM

seventypercent: Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.

I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.


Hahaha I love these!
 
2013-11-07 10:03:05 PM

seventypercent: Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.

I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.


Hey, cha cha.  Why don't you include an 8x10 of Dennis Miller to drive the point home harder than Van Hellsing staking Dracula.
 
2013-11-07 10:03:15 PM

Di Atribe: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

The ones in Buffalo?


The Beals, if you're Solomon Wilcotts.
 
2013-11-07 10:03:49 PM
Stars tie it up!
 
2013-11-07 10:04:19 PM

harleyquinnical: seventypercent: Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.

I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.

Hey, cha cha.  Why don't you include an 8x10 of Dennis Miller to drive the point home harder than Van Hellsing staking Dracula.


You're gonna kill this joke deader than the Carthaginians after the Third Punic War.
 
2013-11-07 10:04:41 PM

Aezetyr: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

And the Raiders (if I recall, he may have been traded) after being beat out by Terrelle Freaking Pryor.

And the Seahawks after being beat out by Wilson.

Gotta respect what the guy has done.  He had a record setting game against a horrifyingly bad Lions secondary, where they were starting a blow-up clown doll, a pylon, and Amari Spivey as DBs. He took a successful SINGLE game and parlayed it into a lot of money.


HEY NOW,

He also had a really good game against the Pats once...
 
2013-11-07 10:04:44 PM
FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."
 
2013-11-07 10:05:08 PM

Gosling: Linkster: On this Bully deal. Didn't Mike (NFLN) say that he needed to kick someones ass and it would stop?

Well, Martin looks like he's going to kick someone's ass. You know, if an entire professional sports league's reputation counts as 'someone'.


NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

Mental conditions? His Dr's from JR High through HS should have said NO, if this was the case.
 
2013-11-07 10:05:31 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


But, you know, boys will be boys.  It's all in good fun.

*cough*
 
2013-11-07 10:05:59 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

The ones in Buffalo?

The Beals, if you're Solomon Wilcotts.


The Beadles?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-07 10:06:14 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


But it's okay because they play a sport! Guys. A sport! That makes everything fine and completely understandable/excusable and if you don't like it maybe you should wear a skirt and make tea.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:18 PM

Di Atribe: Hahaha I love these!


:)

harleyquinnical: Hey, cha cha. Why don't you include an 8x10 of Dennis Miller to drive the point home harder than Van Hellsing staking Dracula.


I always liked Miller during his year on MNF. He wasn't everybody's cup of tea, but I always got a kick out of him.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:23 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


That was me. I meant to send it to subby's mom, but I mis-dialed.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:52 PM
31-5 Baylor. Gonna say they are a legit team this year.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:52 PM
The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:59 PM

Primitive Screwhead: This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.


well done.  just now saw this and giggled healthily.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:10 PM
Jesus Alf had a huge whole there.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:14 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


Was that a riff, or the real thing?

Eisen phrasing it as "cannot even be paraphrased in a gentlemanly manner" was rather amusing, I'll say that.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:31 PM

Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.


I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:41 PM

Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.


Hope you have something on the DVR, 'cause this thing could get out of hand just as easily.
 
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