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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1028
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2013-11-07 09:23:29 PM  

grinding_journalist: Is Di still here? I'm playing against her in FF this week, Go Vikings.


shiat! Stupid Thursday games. I didn't set any of my line-ups.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:44 PM  

ongbok: She does have drones, how else is she going to deal with Putin when he rears his head and comes into U.S airspace?


She'll ride through the streets and warn the Russians that they can't take away our freedoms and our guns and such as.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:47 PM  
Baylor woke up
 
2013-11-07 09:24:10 PM  
I like jarad Allen but that looked dirty.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:29 PM  
Wow, Jared Allen you fark.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:40 PM  
If anyone cares, Stanford just scored. I don't care.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:58 PM  

Linkster: Shanahan may suck, but he knows a good RB!


Yea, he never saw a cloud of dust and -2 yards he didn't like.

NOt Morris or Davis, but Shanahan is a tool.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:59 PM  
Send em back 5.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:10 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.


You too, huh? I've got glee going on over here. You?
 
2013-11-07 09:25:11 PM  

harleyquinnical: Quasar: Garçon is way better than Shanahan deserves.

The same could be said for Morris.


and Bobby Tripod.  The only thing Shannahanigans "deserves" is AIDS ridden Ass Cancer.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:15 PM  
Uh... Guns?  It's third down.  Third, buddy.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:16 PM  
dammit Stanford
 
2013-11-07 09:25:33 PM  
Jared Being Jared
 
2013-11-07 09:25:51 PM  
TD Warriors!
 
2013-11-07 09:25:52 PM  
That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:52 PM  
Touchdown on the Reed option!
 
2013-11-07 09:25:55 PM  
Oooof. That TD hurt.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:08 PM  
TD Washington

Defense is for lame-os
 
2013-11-07 09:26:16 PM  

Bunny Deville: If anyone cares, Stanford just scored. I don't care.


I switched the channel just to see the PAT...HOLY FARK, Griffin!  Nice pass, but get rid of it sooner.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:27 PM  

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.

You too, huh? I've got glee going on over here. You?


I dunno, they're watching some mindless crap. I failed as a father.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:38 PM  
TD Reed!

images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-07 09:26:43 PM  
17-14 Washington, 5:02 2nd
 
2013-11-07 09:26:45 PM  

Di Atribe: That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.


No TD for Alamo. Nonesies.
 
2013-11-07 09:27:05 PM  
This game is exactly what the NFL wants. Competitive but no D
 
2013-11-07 09:27:21 PM  

Aezetyr: Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.


If you're planning on being a RB in the NFL long-term, you better be able to catch a pass thrown in your direction. The backs in this league who can't catch bounce around from team to team and eventually wash out. Meanwhile backs who can catch have found success even though they aren't from traditional football factory schools (like Matt Forte).
 
2013-11-07 09:27:29 PM  

grinding_journalist: 4NSpy: Quasar: A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?

Sure he drives an old beater, but they didn't mention his faberge egg addiction

I cannot find a gif of 008 dressed as a clown letting the egg roll onto the floor as he dies.

I would be thrilled if someone could.


media.sfx.co.uk

So I want a 128 GB USB card.

/google Fu be Strong
 
2013-11-07 09:27:35 PM  
Wouldn't a 40 minute shower at halftime mean he'd get back partway through the third quarter?
 
2013-11-07 09:27:45 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.

You too, huh? I've got glee going on over here. You?

I dunno, they're watching some mindless crap. I failed as a father.


I couldn't get my kids to watch Ghost busters. I feel like a failure as a parent.
 
2013-11-07 09:27:52 PM  
We've replaced the defenses for the teams with Folgers Crystals.  Lets see if anyone notices.
 
2013-11-07 09:27:57 PM  
Looks like this is gonna be a shoot-out. Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.
 
2013-11-07 09:28:18 PM  
Commercial! Blues up 3-0 over Calgary with 6:00 to go in the 2nd.
 
2013-11-07 09:28:44 PM  

Quasar: Wouldn't a 40 minute shower at halftime mean he'd get back partway through the third quarter?


Well, there are Jerry Sandusky showers, and then there are showers.  What was the question?
 
2013-11-07 09:29:12 PM  

Linkster: So I want a 128 GB USB card.

/google Fu be Strong


gif man, GIF! Anyone can find a still.
 
2013-11-07 09:29:16 PM  
Despite not setting my lineup, I already have 19 points thanks to starting Garcon & Reed in Di's league. Steely McBeam Lovers is going down! Hopefully...
 
2013-11-07 09:29:22 PM  

grinding_journalist: Di Atribe: That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.

No TD for Alamo. Nonesies.


THE GAME IS YOUNG
 
2013-11-07 09:29:47 PM  
Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.
 
2013-11-07 09:29:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Looks like this is gonna be a shoot-out. Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.


Heh...I can see the tears from here.
 
2013-11-07 09:30:49 PM  

germ78: Aezetyr: Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.

If you're planning on being a RB in the NFL long-term, you better be able to catch a pass thrown in your direction. The backs in this league who can't catch bounce around from team to team and eventually wash out. Meanwhile backs who can catch have found success even though they aren't from traditional football factory schools (like Matt Forte).


Well said. The modern RB is expected to not only run the ball between the tackles, also pass block, pick up blitzers, catch the ball, or line up in the slot. The same cliche' is the reason that only 4 or 5 teams carry a fullback.
 
2013-11-07 09:31:26 PM  
Okay, Ponder.  How about that pick 6?
 
2013-11-07 09:31:31 PM  

grinding_journalist: Linkster: So I want a 128 GB USB card.

/google Fu be Strong

gif man, GIF! Anyone can find a still.


Found a vid, you GIF it.

But oh, youtube is block in yous coontry?
 
2013-11-07 09:31:41 PM  

germ78: Aezetyr: Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.

If you're planning on being a RB in the NFL long-term, you better be able to catch a pass thrown in your direction. The backs in this league who can't catch bounce around from team to team and eventually wash out. Meanwhile backs who can catch have found success even though they aren't from traditional football factory schools (like Matt Forte).


I mostly agree. Alfred Morris has been an exception though. Great throwback runner who gets a lot of yds after contact.
 
2013-11-07 09:31:46 PM  

Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-07 09:31:47 PM  

Di Atribe: grinding_journalist: Di Atribe: That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.

No TD for Alamo. Nonesies.

THE GAME IS YOUNG


SO LET'S SET THE WORLD OF FIII-YAH!
 
2013-11-07 09:32:03 PM  

Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.


Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:34 PM  

Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.


Or the ones with Mrs. Claus making a sex video for Santa.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:36 PM  
I'm gonna hit the rack and catch the rest of this teutonic struggle with my woobie.  Night all!  See Ya Sunday.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:38 PM  

Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.


How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:52 PM  

Harv72b: Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.


This!
 
2013-11-07 09:34:48 PM  

Harv72b: Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.

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They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.
 
2013-11-07 09:34:56 PM  
WHAT WAS THAT? I HEARD SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THAT?!
 
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