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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 09:34:56 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I HEARD SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THAT?!
 
2013-11-07 09:35:08 PM
I think the Redskins decide who will return kicks and punts by drawing straws before the game
 
2013-11-07 09:35:11 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna hit the rack and catch the rest of this teutonic struggle with my woobie.  Night all!  See Ya Sunday.


Good night, Big Cheese.
 
2013-11-07 09:35:19 PM

LucklessWonder: Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.

How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.


I resent that remark. Love my Lexus
 
2013-11-07 09:35:45 PM
Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.
 
2013-11-07 09:36:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 09:36:32 PM
I think the defenses have stolen all of the toast for this game.
They're making a busload of clownshoes look competent. 

www.bigtomatocompany.com
 
2013-11-07 09:36:33 PM

grinding_journalist: gif man, GIF! Anyone can find a still.


OH, it was 009.

Start there.
 
2013-11-07 09:36:46 PM

HaywoodJablonski: LucklessWonder: Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.

How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.

I resent that remark. Love my Lexus


I love mine, too.

Sure, we got it used two years ago. Sure, it's a 1990 model. But we've only ever had one issue with it, and it has literally half a million miles on it.
 
2013-11-07 09:37:07 PM
They've just stopped talking about the current game completely.  Completely.
 
2013-11-07 09:37:51 PM
Peter Boy with the Catch!
 
2013-11-07 09:37:51 PM
Over/under on the time of Garcon's impending head injury?
 
2013-11-07 09:37:52 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: They've just stopped talking about the current game completely.  Completely.


Do you blame them?
 
2013-11-07 09:37:54 PM

LucklessWonder: Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.

How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.


Lexus is what people who think they are rich or people who want others to think they are rich drive.
 
2013-11-07 09:37:59 PM
has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:03 PM

Di Atribe: bionicjoe: If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".

I think that joke is only what, a decade old?



Well he's only a rookie, but the song is much older, like when you were in high school or something. :P
 
2013-11-07 09:38:05 PM
Rio Tinto Stadium looks full for Salt Lake/Galaxy. No score yet in the 27th minute, which is good for the Galaxy, because this is a two-legged thing and the Galaxy lead 1-0 on aggregate.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:14 PM

ariseatex: Olympic Trolling Judge: They've just stopped talking about the current game completely.  Completely.

Do you blame them?


...no.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:56 PM

MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.


Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.
 
2013-11-07 09:39:06 PM

Aezetyr: Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.


I'm just happy that it's no longer Cooch/Jackson/Obenshain/McAuliffe/Sarvis/Northam/Herring ads
 
2013-11-07 09:39:15 PM

Di Atribe: They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.


I'm not good with flowcharts & such, but in text form...choosing your bye week defense:

1) Can you get KC or Seattle?  If yes, play one of those.  If no...
2) Can you get the team playing Jacksonville?  If yes, do so.  If no...
3) Can you get the team playing the Giants?  If yes, do so.  If no...
4) Against Houston?  Tampa Bay?  Buffalo?
5) Play no defense.  0 points is better than -8.
 
2013-11-07 09:39:36 PM

Di Atribe: Harv72b: Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x334]

They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-11-07 09:39:41 PM
Stanford is flat-out overpowering Oregon right now.  Up 7-0 and driving.
 
2013-11-07 09:40:15 PM

ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.


No one has ever needed either of those things
 
2013-11-07 09:40:39 PM

ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.


strange, DC still has a basketball team. We'll I'll be...
 
2013-11-07 09:40:43 PM

elguerodiablo: Stanford is flat-out overpowering Oregon right now.  Up 7-0 and driving.


Stanford's D is making Mariota look like Taylor Martinez.
 
2013-11-07 09:41:03 PM

elguerodiablo: Stanford is flat-out overpowering Oregon right now.  Up 7-0 and driving.


This is better than the NFL game how?
 
2013-11-07 09:41:15 PM
Oh so the 6th touchdown was the one that sealed the game, huh?
 
2013-11-07 09:41:38 PM

Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things


They're still the Bullets damn it!
 
2013-11-07 09:41:57 PM
The Dolphin Investigation brought to you by LEXUS!
 
2013-11-07 09:42:13 PM

Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things


Some people need Wizards.

Well, not everyone.

potterpensieve.com
 
2013-11-07 09:42:18 PM
122nd career shutout to extend the record for Brodeur as Devils blank the Flyers 3-0.  W00t.
 
2013-11-07 09:42:20 PM

LucklessWonder: Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things

They're still the Bullets damn it!


Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train
 
2013-11-07 09:42:30 PM
Touchdown Stanford.
 
2013-11-07 09:42:50 PM
And just like that, the nerds are up 14-0.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:01 PM

LucklessWonder: Aezetyr: Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.

I'm just happy that it's no longer Cooch/Jackson/Obenshain/McAuliffe/Sarvis/Northam/Herring ads


Thisthis and more this^^^^^
 
2013-11-07 09:43:09 PM

ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.


shawnbyfield.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-07 09:43:18 PM

Bunny Deville: Touchdown Stanford.


Go Cardilul.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:36 PM
Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:43 PM

Nefarious: LucklessWonder: Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things

They're still the Bullets damn it!

Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train


Shoes, actually.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:51 PM

seventypercent: And just like that, the nerds are up 14-0.


So have we officially combined the threads yet? Is that like crossing the streams?
 
2013-11-07 09:43:52 PM

Nefarious: Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train


WHAR BULLET TRAIN WHAR!
 
2013-11-07 09:43:56 PM

Whack-a-Mole: LucklessWonder: Aezetyr: Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.

I'm just happy that it's no longer Cooch/Jackson/Obenshain/McAuliffe/Sarvis/Northam/Herring ads

Thisthis and more this^^^^^


We never got Jackson or Sarvis ads up here.  Not complaining, of course.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:04 PM
Minnesota D is terrible
 
2013-11-07 09:44:22 PM
Bullshiat DPI on Oregon and Stanford punches it in on a nice QB draw.  14-0 Trees.

Stanford cheerleaders have this kinda sexy santa thing going on.  I think thats their usual outfit it's not Santa time yet.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:28 PM

Harv72b: Di Atribe: They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.

I'm not good with flowcharts & such, but in text form...choosing your bye week defense:

1) Can you get KC or Seattle?  If yes, play one of those.  If no...
2) Can you get the team playing Jacksonville?  If yes, do so.  If no...
3) Can you get the team playing the Giants?  If yes, do so.  If no...
4) Against Houston?  Tampa Bay?  Buffalo?
5) Play no defense.  0 points is better than -8.


5) Arizona & Carolina are quietly good defenses.
6) Toss up.

I have AZ & Carolina. Got them both in the past few weeks after dumping Denver. My opponent picked up Denver the next day that week. They played the R-Words. 
I giggled. 

We play in league where defenses start at 20, and average about 20. I rarely have a defense under 5 points.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:52 PM

Bunny Deville: Touchdown Stanford.


Wasn't Stanford the team last year that beat Oregon and caused them to lose their chance at the NC game?
 
2013-11-07 09:45:11 PM

Nefarious: LucklessWonder: Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things

They're still the Bullets damn it!

Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train


What?  Too much PTSD after the Lincoln Assassination?
 
2013-11-07 09:45:25 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.


Who's your other TE.  I could think of 2 that are no brainers and 2 more who would be a toss up.
 
2013-11-07 09:45:38 PM

Harv72b: Can you get KC or Seattle?


I have KC and they are fantastic! But they're on a bye. Had to grab a replacement quick.

bionicjoe: static.giantbomb.com


You realize he says "He chose poorly" and also "You have chosen wisely," right? WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN
 
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