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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1028
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2013-11-07 09:13:26 PM  
Dammit Musgrave.  What the hell took you so long to incorporate Patterson in the O?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:32 PM  

ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.

Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.


See?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:41 PM  
Wait a minute....Ponder threw a touchdown?  To a Viking????

blog.logmycalls.com
 
2013-11-07 09:14:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 09:14:16 PM  

Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.


Alfy Mo looked good last year for the Racists.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:31 PM  
Good god, Ponder looks terrible on a completed TD score.
Dude was open for a full second before he threw the ball. 

A sloth on ether has better reaction time.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:33 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!


Oh, Your good.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:35 PM  

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


WARRIOR. CODE.
 
2013-11-07 09:15:37 PM  

Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.


Or Dyslexic!
 
2013-11-07 09:15:50 PM  
That BWW Douche is not Lombardi.  Lombardi hated chicken wings,  he hated chickens.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:00 PM  
If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".
 
2013-11-07 09:16:27 PM  

Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!


forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com
 
2013-11-07 09:16:28 PM  

germ78: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

WARRIOR. CODE.


STAHP
 
2013-11-07 09:16:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.

Alfy Mo looked good last year for the Racists.


Aye, he is a good one. Good find by the Native Americans.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:35 PM  

Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!


Or drunk!
 
2013-11-07 09:16:36 PM  
Awkward Kenny Chesney banter.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:38 PM  

Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.


The work horse RB is disappearing because the NFL is getting more and more pass happy, and only depending on RB's to grind it out late in the game to burn clock. Even in goal line situations you are seeing teams trying to pass on first, second and third down.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:46 PM  

Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.


Well thats kind of what makes guys like AP and Barry so special. You can't really have 20 "once in a generation" guys playing at the same time.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:00 PM  
City is now a euphemism for box.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:00 PM  
Is Di still here? I'm playing against her in FF this week, Go Vikings.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:29 PM  

harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!


I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:32 PM  

Aezetyr: LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor.


That's a function of HaleyBall. If you watched the games you saw that he has HUGE potential. I've not been disappointed with that pick, I just hope that they fire Haley so the early part of his career isn't wasted.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:44 PM  

harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!


Nothing wrong with that.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:54 PM  
A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?
 
2013-11-07 09:18:10 PM  

Linkster: City is now a euphemism for box pooper


ftfy
 
2013-11-07 09:18:14 PM  
Wait, he threw it to Reed?  Is he not aware that this benefits my fake football team?
 
2013-11-07 09:18:23 PM  
IN CARS!!!   Drink 5!!!


That was a cool thing.  I like Alfred Morris' Bently.
 
2013-11-07 09:18:27 PM  

Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.


Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....
 
2013-11-07 09:18:35 PM  

grinding_journalist: Linkster: City is now a euphemism for box pooper

ftfy


+1
 
2013-11-07 09:19:15 PM  

Quasar: A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?


Sure he drives an old beater, but they didn't mention his faberge egg addiction
 
2013-11-07 09:19:23 PM  

bionicjoe: If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".


I think that joke is only what, a decade old?


grinding_journalist: Is Di still here? I'm playing against her in FF this week, Go Vikings.


I'M HERE following the game through the thread since the Spawn has commandeered the TV for the next 41 minutes or so.
 
2013-11-07 09:19:25 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.

Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....


How else can she see Russia from her house?
 
2013-11-07 09:19:43 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.

Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....


No, but she does drone.  Know what I mean?
 
2013-11-07 09:20:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: Linkster: City is now a euphemism for box pooper

ftfy

img417.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-07 09:20:38 PM  
They finally changed the channel. Those bastards.
 
2013-11-07 09:20:50 PM  

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.

Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.

That's it. Yeah.

(They still haven't noticed that it's after eight...)


Ah crap i thought it was starting at 9:30 the first quarter is almost over.  Still eggs tho.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:38 PM  
Spectacular tackling in this game.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:39 PM  
Garçon is way better than Shanahan deserves.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:41 PM  
Vikings not big on the whole "tackling" thing.  Not their bag, baby.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Aezetyr: LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor.

That's a function of HaleyBall. If you watched the games you saw that he has HUGE potential. I've not been disappointed with that pick, I just hope that they fire Haley so the early part of his career isn't wasted.


True. I am not a Steelers fan, and them losing tastes like fresh sweet milk chocolate with sprinkled sea salt, but Haley is horrible. Like really, really bad.  If the Steelers don't put it together, chances are that team is going to be gutted.

Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:49 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: germ78: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

WARRIOR. CODE.

STAHP


Hehehe, yeah I was just going through the Incognito threads a moment ago. Needless to say, I don't want to see that phrase ever again. It just fit for the situation.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:58 PM  
Pierre Garcon just trucked a guy.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:59 PM  
Wow, DC's Pass protection Sucks!

Oh, There's one.
 
2013-11-07 09:22:24 PM  
Double fiftyburger if this continues
 
2013-11-07 09:22:29 PM  
I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.
 
2013-11-07 09:22:39 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.

Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....


She does have drones, how else is she going to deal with Putin when he rears his head and comes into U.S airspace?
 
2013-11-07 09:22:52 PM  

4NSpy: Quasar: A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?

Sure he drives an old beater, but they didn't mention his faberge egg addiction


I cannot find a gif of 008 dressed as a clown letting the egg roll onto the floor as he dies.

I would be thrilled if someone could.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:03 PM  

Quasar: Garçon is way better than Shanahan deserves.


The same could be said for Morris.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:05 PM  
And goal, R-Words
 
2013-11-07 09:23:12 PM  
Shanahan may suck, but he knows a good RB!
 
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