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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 09:06:47 PM
That Chris Carter Football Life should be interesting. That guy was so messed up that the Eagles sold him to Minnesota for for $2 dollars and a bag of beans.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:52 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.

It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.

YVAN EHT NIOJ


i have a strong urge to join the naval forces for some reason.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:55 PM
The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?
 
2013-11-07 09:07:10 PM
Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:19 PM
10-7 Washington, 15:00 2nd
 
2013-11-07 09:07:29 PM

LucklessWonder: Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.

Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

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Yeah, dog.This guy:
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Enjoy your POOPY!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:29 PM
There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:31 PM
They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:38 PM
20 bucks says it's Deangelo Hall
 
2013-11-07 09:07:45 PM

4NSpy: Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.


Works for me!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:46 PM

VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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Well hell, he has hard enough time getting a basic 6.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:05 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Fights are bad for the brand.  Best Commissioner can't allow them to be glorified.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:08 PM

Bunny Deville: The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?


Well gosh you could just be so caught up in the non-stop action that it slips your mind...at least until halftime.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:17 PM

Harv72b: HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy

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I thought it was French...<gratuitous mother joke>
 
2013-11-07 09:08:58 PM

4NSpy: Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.


If he plays 11 positions on defense too I'll make them a dark horse for the superbowl.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:03 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Incognito found his way into the game
 
2013-11-07 09:09:18 PM
We come from the land of the ice and snow...
 
2013-11-07 09:09:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Where is Brother Maynard?


And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu
 
2013-11-07 09:09:34 PM

LucklessWonder: Yeah, dog.This guy:


Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! *claps like dumb seal*
 
2013-11-07 09:09:39 PM
The announcers are sitting really close together.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:44 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S RICHIE INCOGNITO'S MUSIC
 
2013-11-07 09:09:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....


You said "orgies" twice.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:55 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

Fights are bad for the brand.  Best Commissioner can't allow them to be glorified.


True dat.  We need to maintain our bloodsports family friendly image.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:00 PM

ongbok: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

Incognito found his way into the game


There can't be a fight involving Incognito, apparently everyone loves him and has his back.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:10 PM
they let patterson play offense?
 
2013-11-07 09:10:13 PM

Bunny Deville: The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?


Don't disturb them.  They're focused on something important.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:21 PM

ongbok: That Chris Carter Football Life should be interesting. That guy was so messed up that the Eagles sold him to Minnesota for for $2 dollars and a bag of beans.


When you're cut by Buddy Ryan for behavior problems on a team repeatedly under investigation for bounties you MAY have a problem.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:41 PM

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.


I like orgies
 
2013-11-07 09:10:46 PM

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.


And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay
 
2013-11-07 09:10:48 PM

Quasar: The announcers are sitting really close together.


Looked like Mayock was Coked to the Gills!
 
2013-11-07 09:10:48 PM
come for clownshoes, stay for the shootout
 
2013-11-07 09:10:54 PM
Redskins tackling is best tackling
 
2013-11-07 09:11:25 PM
Nothing like throwing to a guy standing flat footed 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:30 PM

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay


Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:40 PM

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.


He likes orgies

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2013-11-07 09:11:54 PM

Bunny Deville: we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy


Yeah, I'd be grumpy if I lived in Reno, too.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:01 PM

Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.


Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:09 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.


That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:28 PM
Alternate History 101: Guns gives the Vikings an advantage over the Redskins.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:56 PM
Ponder threw for a TD. Holy Fark.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:56 PM
TD Vikings part two!
 
2013-11-07 09:13:02 PM
TD Minnesota
 
2013-11-07 09:13:03 PM
Touchdown, Peterson!
 
2013-11-07 09:13:04 PM

Aezetyr: Packers throw the ball too much.


Not now we don't.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:08 PM
DAMN! Patterson has some big, good hands!
 
2013-11-07 09:13:09 PM

ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.

Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.


That's it. Yeah.

(They still haven't noticed that it's after eight...)
 
2013-11-07 09:13:11 PM
What the hell is that thing coming out of the back of Patterson's helmet?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:18 PM
Wow what a defensive standoff we have here
 
2013-11-07 09:13:19 PM
Patterson with the TD.  For a second, I thought Ponder was going to run for it. 14-10 Vikings.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:22 PM
TD Ponders.......it's not an orgy, but Mintysoda is up for the shiat.
 
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