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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 08:58:00 PM  
What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?
 
2013-11-07 08:58:35 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


pinkbluelovescute.com
One more. :)
 
2013-11-07 08:58:36 PM  
Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......
 
2013-11-07 08:58:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!



25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-07 08:59:01 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!


i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:59:01 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Quasar: HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?

Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.

I saw his first game. He looked like someone rushed into the lineup. He hasn't had enough time to learn the playbook now?


Yeah. I don't even think he had a full week with the team at that point, plus he had been at home sitting on the couch drinking beer for a few weeks before that.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:22 PM  

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


Veterans Day.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:22 PM  

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


Veteran's day weekend
 
2013-11-07 08:59:38 PM  

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:42 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


One more. :)


Everything is right with the world.

At least for the next minute or two.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......


Sounds like some backpage.com girl is about to have a hell of a weekend. ;)
 
2013-11-07 09:00:17 PM  

VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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Nice catch :)
 
2013-11-07 09:00:30 PM  
The Redskins, where our kick returner is also our fourth string tight end.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:14 PM  

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]


JEESUS CHRIST!!!
 
2013-11-07 09:01:24 PM  
Vikes are hitting hard (....after some gain), would like to see a fumble here.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:37 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


One more. :)

Everything is right with the world.

At least for the next minute or two.


Good :)
 
2013-11-07 09:01:55 PM  
Morris with a nice run on good blocking.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:58 PM  
"the viking" Yes, there is just one on the whole team
 
2013-11-07 09:01:58 PM  

Aezetyr: VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

Nice catch :)


appreciate it, but I shamelessly took it from twitter
 
2013-11-07 09:01:59 PM  

4NSpy: Vikes are hitting hard (....after some gain), would like to see a fumble here.


They fumbled the tackles.  That's close.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:03 PM  

elguerodiablo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......

Sounds like some backpage.com girl is about to have a hell of a weekend. ;)

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-07 09:02:09 PM  

lordjupiter: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]

JEESUS CHRIST!!!


I've done it again.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:21 PM  
TD Bravehearts!
 
2013-11-07 09:02:26 PM  
Too easy, vikes.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:31 PM  
TD Washington
 
2013-11-07 09:03:02 PM  
defense is in 4th quarter form already
 
2013-11-07 09:03:03 PM  
Pretty play
 
2013-11-07 09:03:06 PM  

lordjupiter: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]

JEESUS CHRIST!!!


That rabbitt is dynamite!
 
2013-11-07 09:03:06 PM  
10-7 Washington, 1:17 1st
 
2013-11-07 09:03:20 PM  

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


The Duck Dynasty Christmas album is 4th on Billboard. I'm not sure this is what the veterans are fighting for.
 
2013-11-07 09:03:21 PM  
i.imgur.com

TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S
 
2013-11-07 09:03:43 PM  
Garçon means boy
 
2013-11-07 09:03:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: That rabbitt is dynamite!


We can't risk another frontal assault.
 
2013-11-07 09:04:17 PM  
Cocktails, cigarettes, cigars, Gatorade...
 
2013-11-07 09:04:52 PM  
Marshmont!
 
2013-11-07 09:04:56 PM  
This team is a f-ing disaster.

However, I do like how the threat of Patterson is good for 5-15 extra yards on each kickoff.
 
2013-11-07 09:04:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:04 PM  

seventypercent: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S


LOL.  I'm glad I wasn't sipping beer for that.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:05 PM  
Redskins score their first offensive first-quarter TD this year. Why yes, it is the ninth game of the year, why do you ask?
 
2013-11-07 09:05:07 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy


anongallery.org
 
2013-11-07 09:05:21 PM  
This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....
 
2013-11-07 09:05:24 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy


Beer Me, Garçon!
 
2013-11-07 09:05:26 PM  

Di Atribe: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football.


www.channel3000.com
 
2013-11-07 09:05:51 PM  

Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.

It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.


YVAN EHT NIOJ
 
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM  
Jerome Simpson leads the league in first down pointing
 
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM  

Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.

Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x375]


Yeah, dog.This guy:
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2013-11-07 09:06:31 PM  
FUMBLROOSHKIE!
 
2013-11-07 09:06:43 PM  
AP knees before bees.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:44 PM  
AP was down.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:45 PM  

Harv72b: Lt. Cheese Weasel: That rabbitt is dynamite!

We can't risk another frontal assault.


Where is Brother Maynard?
 
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