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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 08:50:17 PM  
Well....that throw was deepish.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:42 PM  
Mystery ruffing the beiber flag!
 
2013-11-07 08:50:44 PM  
well that wasn't a penalty
 
2013-11-07 08:50:46 PM  
Weak  penalty.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:48 PM  
Christian Ponder gets RTP flags?  Way to dilute the brand.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:01 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


You need to find a stream. May I suggest firstrowsports.eu

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


Being a perfectionist doesn't have anything to do with being talented.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:07 PM  
Here comes the pick 6.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:10 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


They don't have a local network simulcast?  Here in DC the NBC station is showing it; would've thought a Richmond affiliate would do the same.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:11 PM  
Why is Freeman on the bench?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:14 PM  
What exactly was the penalty? Late like 0.1 second late? Helmet to chest? Roughing the perfectionist?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:33 PM  
That was a terrible personal foul followed by a worse shovel pass.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:40 PM  
On that play if Ponder: the ball was underthrown and poorly thrown
if Brady: wow, he hung in there to deliver the throw.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:44 PM  

Quasar: Di Atribe: Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?

He's a self proclaimed perfectionist much like I am a self proclaimed guy with huge penisist.


Oh dear, where to go with this?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:47 PM  
TD AD!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:47 PM  
Skins get 15 for tackling.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:48 PM  

harleyquinnical: VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup

To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.


Thanks for the opportunity to pad my wallet, without having to suffer hard hits throwing downfield.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:49 PM  
Purple Jesus
 
2013-11-07 08:51:49 PM  
Touchdown, Patterson!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:51 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


Calgon Take Me Away!!

514aa4137ad3d9794d56-ece0865f5c539f414311099597a6b530.r96.cf1.rackcdn.com

Just kidding you need some kinda meth/heroin speedball that hasn't even been invented yet.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:51 PM  
I've resorted to watching a longplay of Mega Man X5.

The hologram of long-dead Dr. Light is making comments about current events and giving opinions about people who were probably born after he died.

Also, they're going into more detail about Mega Man's practice of taking the weapons of the bosses he beats up than any other game in the series. This was something like the 13th game on the chronology and they're treating it like nobody playing has ever played a Mega Man game before. And stopping proceedings every 10 feet along the levels so Mission Control can tell Mega Man about what's up ahead, like THIS IS THE PART MEGA MAN IS SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:52 PM  
TD Vikings!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:55 PM  
TD from the 2nd most exciting back in the league.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:59 PM  
best handoff specialist in the league
 
2013-11-07 08:52:00 PM  
TD Vikings
 
2013-11-07 08:52:01 PM  
Purple Jesus!
 
2013-11-07 08:52:03 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?


Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.
 
2013-11-07 08:52:03 PM  
wat
 
2013-11-07 08:52:05 PM  
Change the name to "Pylons"
 
2013-11-07 08:52:06 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts


i375.photobucket.com

better?
 
2013-11-07 08:52:07 PM  
Peterson did what Peterson does
 
2013-11-07 08:52:16 PM  
And besides, I do have AP, it's a nice combo when it actually works.
 
2013-11-07 08:52:18 PM  
AP TD
 
2013-11-07 08:52:22 PM  
AP Jesus...
 
2013-11-07 08:52:23 PM  
APAPAPAP!!!!
 
2013-11-07 08:52:42 PM  
7-3 Minnesota, 5:10 1st
 
2013-11-07 08:52:53 PM  

VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league


he perfected that
 
2013-11-07 08:53:03 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Patterson!


UM, NO!
 
2013-11-07 08:53:22 PM  
Beth Kneebone?
 
2013-11-07 08:53:25 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts



better?


Much. :-)
 
2013-11-07 08:53:43 PM  

thecpt: VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league

he perfected that


I thought that was Troy Aikman?
 
2013-11-07 08:53:52 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

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better?


You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!
 
2013-11-07 08:54:05 PM  

Quasar: HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?

Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.


I saw his first game. He looked like someone rushed into the lineup. He hasn't had enough time to learn the playbook now?
 
2013-11-07 08:54:33 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:54:34 PM  

thecpt: VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league

he perfected that


every play is actually a run, but sometimes he overthinks it and decides to throw
 
2013-11-07 08:54:51 PM  

Bunny Deville: And besides, I do have AP, it's a nice combo when it actually works.


Oh sure.  NOW you mention that.  I have no sympathy for you. Then again, I have Bobby 3 picks and Garcon on my FFL team.
 
2013-11-07 08:55:36 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)

 
2013-11-07 08:56:55 PM  
I think Guns could curl RGKnee.
 
2013-11-07 08:57:00 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


cutestuff.co
They need a preview button on this damn thing...
 
2013-11-07 08:57:50 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...


D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES
 
2013-11-07 08:57:59 PM  
heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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