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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1028
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2013-11-07 08:33:15 PM  
Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:17 PM  
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-11-07 08:33:18 PM  
Nice headline. Let's go Alf
 
2013-11-07 08:33:20 PM  
Pick
 
2013-11-07 08:33:26 PM  
Great read Ponder. Better throw.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:31 PM  
Let the Joe Webb era begin again!
 
2013-11-07 08:33:42 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


It's a different kind of football.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:57 PM  
PONDERCEPTION
 
2013-11-07 08:34:00 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK


Hm, so strange, their rating is the 17 people in this fark thread, interesting.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:08 PM  

Harv72b: 4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.

He was from the chair force, not the military.

 
2013-11-07 08:34:09 PM  
Oh this should be good!

"Eventually he'll get to you." = 2 plays

Next play - Pick!
 
2013-11-07 08:34:18 PM  

4NSpy: Baylor was determined to give up a safety there.


That was just awful play calling and execution.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:33 PM  
both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup
 
2013-11-07 08:34:39 PM  

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?
 
2013-11-07 08:34:47 PM  
Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".
 
2013-11-07 08:34:56 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


It's a different kind of Football!
 
2013-11-07 08:35:33 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: He was from the chair force, not the military.


Blow me. I did a lot more than sit around and I have the ribbons to prove it.
 
2013-11-07 08:35:35 PM  

VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup


To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.
 
2013-11-07 08:35:43 PM  
Native Americans versus Vikings? I already saw this movie, but seemed to be the only one who liked it.

SPOILER: native Americans win
 
2013-11-07 08:36:04 PM  

4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".


Their beer is perfect as is
 
2013-11-07 08:36:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


I like the college game but it's a different kind of football.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:17 PM  

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get
 
2013-11-07 08:36:27 PM  

4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".


I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:28 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?


Were there literally no other starting QB available?
 
2013-11-07 08:36:29 PM  
Don't use big words you don't understand Mayock.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:49 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

Their beer is perfect as is


As long as you don't get it from a bottle.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:00 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.


It has a fancy sounding name. People pay extra for that.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:05 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?


To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:14 PM  

CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get


Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.


Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:16 PM  

CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get


There are a lot of teams on byes this week!
 
2013-11-07 08:38:19 PM  
Since the Vikes are on national TV I think the coach is going to adjust his game plan to give us what we want.  A mediocre on a good day QB chucking the ball all over the place.  I'm glad he's saving us from the indignity of watching one of the best backs ever running with the ball.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:27 PM  

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?

To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.


The Norfolk Football League?
 
2013-11-07 08:38:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


you played the ponderer? wow.  mine as well hand out the fail right  now
 
2013-11-07 08:38:30 PM  
An excellent display of Vikings tackling.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:31 PM  
Tackling muthfarkers, do you do it????
 
2013-11-07 08:38:33 PM  
lulz
 
2013-11-07 08:38:46 PM  
start booing, start the fire frazier chants, do everything you can.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:49 PM  
I am expecting my FFL Kicker to do quite well tonight, Mr. Walsh.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:53 PM  

VvonderJesus: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.


And each team starts four quarterbacks.  And their last names have to start with a letter between O and Q.

In that setup, I can see considering Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:05 PM  
wow, huge batted ball.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:47 PM  

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?

To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.


Not after tonight.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:12 PM  
RGIII still wants to die.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:14 PM  
RGIII, that extra yard isnt' worth your health.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:35 PM  

Harv72b: VvonderJesus: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.

And each team starts four quarterbacks.  And their last names have to start with a letter between O and Q.

In that setup, I can see considering Ponder.


But only if Ryan Leaf is not available.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 08:40:49 PM  
Perfect
 
2013-11-07 08:40:55 PM  

Di Atribe: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

There are a lot of teams on byes this week!


True dat.  Case Keenum was about to roll in place of Aaron Rodgers Broken collarbone.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:56 PM  
Flag! keep my RG3 ffl rodgersless hopes alive!
 
2013-11-07 08:40:59 PM  

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


There's always Oregon/Stanford
 
2013-11-07 08:40:59 PM  
Yeah you really can't drive the receiver out of the end zone.
 
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