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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1028
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2013-11-07 08:23:25 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!

I'm already tired of this meme that never was a meme.


I was going to say this. ariseatex was reaching with that attempt.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:12 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.

Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!


Just two. It's a long story. That's not important now. What's important is that they both want an Oregon/Alabama BCS game. So they insist on watching stupid Oregon with their stupid uniforms and their stupid mascot and their stupid lack of being an NFL game.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:14 PM  
When partying in 'my city' tonight, do be sure to raise the roof.

Seriously. Raise the roof as much as you possibly can. We don't want any incidents.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:25 PM  

lordjupiter: Why do all the night games have these shiatty, washed out diva-vs-technology autotuned quasi-techno intros?  Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?


Hank Williams Jr ruined that for everyone
 
2013-11-07 08:24:31 PM  
Does Mike Mayock always look like a bush baby, or are his eyes just extra wide tonight?

www.namibian.org
 
2013-11-07 08:25:09 PM  

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


imageshack.us
 
2013-11-07 08:25:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-07 08:25:28 PM  
Are the camo towels to raise awareness for Army cancer?
 
2013-11-07 08:25:43 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.

Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!

Just two. It's a long story. That's not important now. What's important is that they both want an Oregon/Alabama BCS game. So they insist on watching stupid Oregon with their stupid uniforms and their stupid mascot and their stupid lack of being an NFL game.


You're right. That is the important part. This is domestic abuse!
 
2013-11-07 08:25:53 PM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:26:01 PM  
Nice Job Air Force!
 
2013-11-07 08:26:23 PM  
That was a nice rendition of the anthem.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:30 PM  

lordjupiter: Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?


Well, the last one they rolled out didn't care for Odumbo, so, no.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:33 PM  
Good anthem!
 
2013-11-07 08:26:36 PM  
Nice job from the Technical Sergeant. Better than most.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:42 PM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:27:01 PM  
i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:27:07 PM  
I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.
 
2013-11-07 08:27:17 PM  
KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!
 
2013-11-07 08:27:44 PM  
We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?
 
2013-11-07 08:27:46 PM  

VvonderJesus:


I swear to god I'm about to do this to my old Byron Leftwich jersey. I think we're up to about six since him.
 
2013-11-07 08:28:02 PM  

Linkster: KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!


(Actual chicken may not be this crispy.)
 
2013-11-07 08:28:09 PM  

4NSpy: Are the camo towels to raise awareness for Army cancer?


Dammit, son, if the Army wanted you to have cancer they would've issued it to you!
 
2013-11-07 08:28:47 PM  

4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.


He was from the air force, not the military.
 
2013-11-07 08:29:03 PM  

4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.


images.amcnetworks.com

You maggot!  I will tear your head off and crap down your neck!
 
2013-11-07 08:29:41 PM  

seventypercent: Linkster: KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!

(Actual chicken may not be this crispy.)


Indeed.
 
2013-11-07 08:29:51 PM  
Baylor was determined to give up a safety there.
 
2013-11-07 08:30:01 PM  
Silly people this game won't suck the Skins are going to roll over the Vikes and nothing is more entertaining than the Skins absolutely dominating their opponent.

I am out at a bar tonight for the game but I just wanted to drop by and say
Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Our name may be racist
But at least we're not bullies.
 
2013-11-07 08:30:18 PM  

Harv72b: 4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.

He was from the air force, not the military.


Good Point!
 
2013-11-07 08:30:28 PM  
that's playoff quarterback joe webb to you
 
2013-11-07 08:30:30 PM  
Careful Webb, you might need to play QB in the fourth.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:17 PM  

elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?


College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:32 PM  
he's not the deep threat because ponder can't throw it 40 yards
 
2013-11-07 08:31:34 PM  
Interesting tactic using the 5 iron on that tee shot rather than the driver.  The receiver ran for 35 yards, all of it horizontal.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:38 PM  

harleyquinnical: I expect at least -50 on the Delhomme for him, including a pick 6.


I believe we call those "Schaubs" now. Or we should.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:59 PM  
Andrean?

Really Ness?
 
2013-11-07 08:32:20 PM  
There was a sportscaster named Alex Flanagan
She fell backwards on her Can Again
They tied her up and stuffed her in a Van Again
Poor old Alex Flanagan
Began Again
 
2013-11-07 08:32:33 PM  
Sack lunch, Mr. Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:32:36 PM  
Coverage sack.
 
2013-11-07 08:32:46 PM  
Ponder ponders too long for the sack lunch...sigh
 
2013-11-07 08:32:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.


I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:01 PM  
Well that took a while.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:05 PM  
PONDERCEPTION

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 08:33:08 PM  
I AM REALLY SURPRISED
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM  
What a rainbow.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM  
PONDERCEPTION!
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM  
And there's the obvious 16.7.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:12 PM  
Much talk this week about how Orakpo is low on sacks. Not bad for third play of the game.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:13 PM  
Ponderception? That didn't take long.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:15 PM  
And the Dragons lead 1-0.
 
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