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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   ( nfl.com) divider line
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2013-11-07 07:51:57 PM  
Yay!  Go Collection of people vs the other Collection of people!
 
2013-11-07 07:55:11 PM  
This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.
 
2013-11-07 07:55:20 PM  
This game will be the pure distillation of clownshoes that Thursday night games have been working toward all season.
 
2013-11-07 07:58:02 PM  
Come on Racists, you may not be good this year, but you're at least better than the Vikings.
 
2013-11-07 07:59:58 PM  
*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-11-07 08:00:55 PM  
I need Bobby Subway III to get me like 25 points tonight, since Aaron Rodgers decided to go for a walk and broke his collarbone/
 
2013-11-07 08:02:37 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Oh it's Ponder again? What happened to Freeman?

Also, we went bell-to-bell for the past two weeks for the Jake, do we have stats on what the longest bell-to-bell Jake winning streak is?
 
2013-11-07 08:02:40 PM  
But will anybody be watching in an hour when Oregon-Stanford kicks off?
 
2013-11-07 08:03:36 PM  
Would pick the Vikes if i had to pick a side.

Nothing big, just some plays to make me pay attention to this game:

Under 48
Longest TD Over 48.5 yards.
 
2013-11-07 08:04:02 PM  

seventypercent: But will anybody be watching in an hour when Oregon-Stanford kicks off?


Who?


/quack quack
 
2013-11-07 08:04:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I need Bobby Subway III to get me like 25 points tonight, since Aaron Rodgers decided to go for a walk and broke his collarbone/


I'd be surprised if he finished this game.

Thursday isn't friendly to players.
 
2013-11-07 08:04:48 PM  
Yea, I picked the R's.

Minnesota has some good players, but they're not playing like a team.
 
2013-11-07 08:05:51 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q
 
2013-11-07 08:05:51 PM  
SKOOOOOLllllllllllllahhhhh hell. I just hope the Vikes don't completely embarrass themselves on National TV again.
 
2013-11-07 08:06:55 PM  
Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.
 
2013-11-07 08:07:06 PM  
What a dog of a game this is going to be. Has there been a single good prime-time game this year? The NFL could have done better by using a randomizer.
 
2013-11-07 08:07:14 PM  
I'm keeping ESPN2 on standby just in case this goes south. That's Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy. That game starts at 8.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:32 PM  

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


Its good to have goals. Especially realistic, attainable ones.

*eyes the Sam Adams
 
2013-11-07 08:08:37 PM  

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


It could be worse, it could have been the Ratbirds.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:46 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What a dog of a game this is going to be. Has there been a single good prime-time game this year? The NFL could have done better by using a randomizer.


Bills/Browns was good up until Manuel got hurt. So we got about 2/3 of one.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:48 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Those of you that know, when such a large force of suck in around it does the Delhomme meter need something like those huge steel weights to adjust the magnetic field around the compass on ship?
 
2013-11-07 08:10:19 PM  
You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!
 
2013-11-07 08:11:28 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: It could be worse, it could have been the Ratbirds.


Hey, we're still a game ahead of your boys.  At least, for a few more days.
 
2013-11-07 08:12:10 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What a dog of a game this is going to be. Has there been a single good prime-time game this year? The NFL could have done better by using a randomizer.


Bengals/Dolphins was fun
Hawks/Rams was more entertaining than we expected
Colts/Broncos lived up to the hype
Jets/Falcons was close
Cowboys/Giants
Eagles/redskins had that "Hey, Chip Kelly is going to do great things for the eagles" feeling

Yeah, other than those there have been a bunch of duds that looked good back in June. Still don't know how Miami and Tampa got a monday nighter.
 
2013-11-07 08:12:20 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.


You're on a roll Screw....got any stock tips?
 
2013-11-07 08:13:00 PM  

ariseatex: You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!


I'm already tired of this meme that never was a meme.
 
2013-11-07 08:13:14 PM  
At least we have "Guns" officiating the game.
 
2013-11-07 08:13:25 PM  

seventypercent: But will anybody be watching in an hour when Oregon-Stanford kicks off?


I may switch over to see if it is any better than the fun this game promises.  With the Hoch as the ref, I may just watch this train wreck.
 
2013-11-07 08:14:10 PM  

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


I'm a Vikings fan. I feel the same way.
 
2013-11-07 08:15:09 PM  

nmrsnr: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Oh it's Ponder again? What happened to Freeman?

Also, we went bell-to-bell for the past two weeks for the Jake, do we have stats on what the longest bell-to-bell Jake winning streak is?


No idea.

Frank N Stein: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q


That your way of saying it sucks?
 
2013-11-07 08:15:59 PM  
let me get prepared for tonight:

FIRE EVERYBODY

ok, good to go
 
2013-11-07 08:16:22 PM  

HeathenHealer: Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.

I'm a Vikings fan. I feel the same way.


I have a bottle of Lost & Found Ale to accompany supper.  If this game sucks, there will not be any left when it's over.
 
2013-11-07 08:17:03 PM  
I love my Vikes, but... 31-27 Washington [REDACTED].
 
2013-11-07 08:18:54 PM  

nmrsnr: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Oh it's Ponder again? What happened to Freeman?


Freeman had a "concussion" from the Giants game and missed last week. He isn't playing this week because Ponder is getting his 457th chance to prove he can be a starting quarterback
 
2013-11-07 08:19:17 PM  
Frank N Stein: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q

That your way of saying it sucks?


No I like it. But I couldn't do it week in and week out. (inb4 mom joke)
 
2013-11-07 08:19:58 PM  
I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.
 
2013-11-07 08:20:28 PM  

Frank N Stein: Frank N Stein: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q

That your way of saying it sucks?

No I like it. But I couldn't do it week in and week out. (inb4 mom joke)


Still fun.  When it's not, I won't.
 
2013-11-07 08:20:33 PM  
Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK
 
2013-11-07 08:21:30 PM  
Bollywood DO!
 
2013-11-07 08:21:50 PM  

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


But the odds of that game being entertaining are far, far higher than this one.

(Of course, this one could be entertainingly BAD.)
 
2013-11-07 08:21:50 PM  
Is that a Kardasheean sister??
 
2013-11-07 08:22:05 PM  

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!
 
2013-11-07 08:22:14 PM  
Long sleeves and no pants. I don't get it.
 
2013-11-07 08:22:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Primitive Screwhead: This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.

You're on a roll Screw....got any stock tips?


Sell everything you have in Qualcomm and put it into Vernon Davis
 
2013-11-07 08:22:21 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK


They might add in viewers from the simulcasts on local networks in DC & Minneapolis (on NBC here at the moment).
 
2013-11-07 08:22:23 PM  

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


Well, I'm a bit biased, but there's streaming from the first of the rows, and there's time to go GET beer before kickoff, if'n y ahurry
 
2013-11-07 08:22:27 PM  
Why do all the night games have these shiatty, washed out diva-vs-technology autotuned quasi-techno intros?  Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?
 
2013-11-07 08:22:40 PM  
RGKnee v AP

Don't know, something tells me Washington [REDACTED].
 
2013-11-07 08:22:49 PM  
I would appreciate it if the Vikings could please dominate and make the Washingtons cry. Please. Yay purple things!
 
2013-11-07 08:23:09 PM  
Pierre Garcon, Alfred Morris, and RG III will slice and dice the Vikings defense.  If Adrien Peterson gets going, it might be close.  If Ponder decides to throw it more than feeding AP, I expect at least -50 on the Delhomme for him, including a pick 6.
 
2013-11-07 08:23:25 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!

I'm already tired of this meme that never was a meme.


I was going to say this. ariseatex was reaching with that attempt.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:12 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.

Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!


Just two. It's a long story. That's not important now. What's important is that they both want an Oregon/Alabama BCS game. So they insist on watching stupid Oregon with their stupid uniforms and their stupid mascot and their stupid lack of being an NFL game.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:14 PM  
When partying in 'my city' tonight, do be sure to raise the roof.

Seriously. Raise the roof as much as you possibly can. We don't want any incidents.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:25 PM  

lordjupiter: Why do all the night games have these shiatty, washed out diva-vs-technology autotuned quasi-techno intros?  Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?


Hank Williams Jr ruined that for everyone
 
2013-11-07 08:24:31 PM  
Does Mike Mayock always look like a bush baby, or are his eyes just extra wide tonight?

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2013-11-07 08:25:09 PM  

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


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2013-11-07 08:25:25 PM  
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2013-11-07 08:25:28 PM  
Are the camo towels to raise awareness for Army cancer?
 
2013-11-07 08:25:43 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.

Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!

Just two. It's a long story. That's not important now. What's important is that they both want an Oregon/Alabama BCS game. So they insist on watching stupid Oregon with their stupid uniforms and their stupid mascot and their stupid lack of being an NFL game.


You're right. That is the important part. This is domestic abuse!
 
2013-11-07 08:25:53 PM  
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2013-11-07 08:26:01 PM  
Nice Job Air Force!
 
2013-11-07 08:26:23 PM  
That was a nice rendition of the anthem.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:30 PM  

lordjupiter: Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?


Well, the last one they rolled out didn't care for Odumbo, so, no.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:33 PM  
Good anthem!
 
2013-11-07 08:26:36 PM  
Nice job from the Technical Sergeant. Better than most.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:42 PM  
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2013-11-07 08:27:01 PM  

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2013-11-07 08:27:07 PM  
I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.
 
2013-11-07 08:27:17 PM  
KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!
 
2013-11-07 08:27:44 PM  
We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?
 
2013-11-07 08:27:46 PM  
VvonderJesus:

I swear to god I'm about to do this to my old Byron Leftwich jersey. I think we're up to about six since him.
 
2013-11-07 08:28:02 PM  

Linkster: KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!


(Actual chicken may not be this crispy.)
 
2013-11-07 08:28:09 PM  

4NSpy: Are the camo towels to raise awareness for Army cancer?


Dammit, son, if the Army wanted you to have cancer they would've issued it to you!
 
2013-11-07 08:28:47 PM  

4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.


He was from the air force, not the military.
 
2013-11-07 08:29:03 PM  

4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.


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You maggot!  I will tear your head off and crap down your neck!
 
2013-11-07 08:29:41 PM  

seventypercent: Linkster: KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!

(Actual chicken may not be this crispy.)


Indeed.
 
2013-11-07 08:29:51 PM  
Baylor was determined to give up a safety there.
 
2013-11-07 08:30:01 PM  
Silly people this game won't suck the Skins are going to roll over the Vikes and nothing is more entertaining than the Skins absolutely dominating their opponent.

I am out at a bar tonight for the game but I just wanted to drop by and say
Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Our name may be racist
But at least we're not bullies.
 
2013-11-07 08:30:18 PM  

Harv72b: 4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.

He was from the air force, not the military.


Good Point!
 
2013-11-07 08:30:28 PM  
that's playoff quarterback joe webb to you
 
2013-11-07 08:30:30 PM  
Careful Webb, you might need to play QB in the fourth.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:17 PM  

elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?


College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:32 PM  
he's not the deep threat because ponder can't throw it 40 yards
 
2013-11-07 08:31:34 PM  
Interesting tactic using the 5 iron on that tee shot rather than the driver.  The receiver ran for 35 yards, all of it horizontal.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:38 PM  

harleyquinnical: I expect at least -50 on the Delhomme for him, including a pick 6.


I believe we call those "Schaubs" now. Or we should.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:59 PM  
Andrean?

Really Ness?
 
2013-11-07 08:32:20 PM  
There was a sportscaster named Alex Flanagan
She fell backwards on her Can Again
They tied her up and stuffed her in a Van Again
Poor old Alex Flanagan
Began Again
 
2013-11-07 08:32:33 PM  
Sack lunch, Mr. Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:32:36 PM  
Coverage sack.
 
2013-11-07 08:32:46 PM  
Ponder ponders too long for the sack lunch...sigh
 
2013-11-07 08:32:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.


I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:01 PM  
Well that took a while.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:05 PM  
PONDERCEPTION

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2013-11-07 08:33:08 PM  
I AM REALLY SURPRISED
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM  
What a rainbow.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM  
PONDERCEPTION!
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM  
And there's the obvious 16.7.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:12 PM  
Much talk this week about how Orakpo is low on sacks. Not bad for third play of the game.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:13 PM  
Ponderception? That didn't take long.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:15 PM  
And the Dragons lead 1-0.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:15 PM  
Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:17 PM  
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-11-07 08:33:18 PM  
Nice headline. Let's go Alf
 
2013-11-07 08:33:20 PM  
Pick
 
2013-11-07 08:33:26 PM  
Great read Ponder. Better throw.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:31 PM  
Let the Joe Webb era begin again!
 
2013-11-07 08:33:42 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


It's a different kind of football.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:57 PM  
PONDERCEPTION
 
2013-11-07 08:34:00 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK


Hm, so strange, their rating is the 17 people in this fark thread, interesting.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:08 PM  

Harv72b: 4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.

He was from the chair force, not the military.

 
2013-11-07 08:34:09 PM  
Oh this should be good!

"Eventually he'll get to you." = 2 plays

Next play - Pick!
 
2013-11-07 08:34:18 PM  

4NSpy: Baylor was determined to give up a safety there.


That was just awful play calling and execution.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:33 PM  
both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup
 
2013-11-07 08:34:39 PM  

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?
 
2013-11-07 08:34:47 PM  
Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".
 
2013-11-07 08:34:56 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


It's a different kind of Football!
 
2013-11-07 08:35:33 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: He was from the chair force, not the military.


Blow me. I did a lot more than sit around and I have the ribbons to prove it.
 
2013-11-07 08:35:35 PM  

VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup


To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.
 
2013-11-07 08:35:43 PM  
Native Americans versus Vikings? I already saw this movie, but seemed to be the only one who liked it.

SPOILER: native Americans win
 
2013-11-07 08:36:04 PM  

4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".


Their beer is perfect as is
 
2013-11-07 08:36:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


I like the college game but it's a different kind of football.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:17 PM  

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get
 
2013-11-07 08:36:27 PM  

4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".


I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:28 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?


Were there literally no other starting QB available?
 
2013-11-07 08:36:29 PM  
Don't use big words you don't understand Mayock.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:49 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

Their beer is perfect as is


As long as you don't get it from a bottle.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:00 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.


It has a fancy sounding name. People pay extra for that.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:05 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?


To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:14 PM  

CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get


Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.


Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:16 PM  

CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get


There are a lot of teams on byes this week!
 
2013-11-07 08:38:19 PM  
Since the Vikes are on national TV I think the coach is going to adjust his game plan to give us what we want.  A mediocre on a good day QB chucking the ball all over the place.  I'm glad he's saving us from the indignity of watching one of the best backs ever running with the ball.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:27 PM  

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?

To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.


The Norfolk Football League?
 
2013-11-07 08:38:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


you played the ponderer? wow.  mine as well hand out the fail right  now
 
2013-11-07 08:38:30 PM  
An excellent display of Vikings tackling.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:31 PM  
Tackling muthfarkers, do you do it????
 
2013-11-07 08:38:33 PM  
lulz
 
2013-11-07 08:38:46 PM  
start booing, start the fire frazier chants, do everything you can.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:49 PM  
I am expecting my FFL Kicker to do quite well tonight, Mr. Walsh.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:53 PM  

VvonderJesus: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.


And each team starts four quarterbacks.  And their last names have to start with a letter between O and Q.

In that setup, I can see considering Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:05 PM  
wow, huge batted ball.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:47 PM  

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?

To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.


Not after tonight.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:12 PM  
RGIII still wants to die.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:14 PM  
RGIII, that extra yard isnt' worth your health.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:35 PM  

Harv72b: VvonderJesus: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.

And each team starts four quarterbacks.  And their last names have to start with a letter between O and Q.

In that setup, I can see considering Ponder.


But only if Ryan Leaf is not available.

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2013-11-07 08:40:49 PM  
Perfect
 
2013-11-07 08:40:55 PM  

Di Atribe: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

There are a lot of teams on byes this week!


True dat.  Case Keenum was about to roll in place of Aaron Rodgers Broken collarbone.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:56 PM  
Flag! keep my RG3 ffl rodgersless hopes alive!
 
2013-11-07 08:40:59 PM  

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


There's always Oregon/Stanford
 
2013-11-07 08:40:59 PM  
Yeah you really can't drive the receiver out of the end zone.
 
2013-11-07 08:41:06 PM  
DPI.  Sing it, Guns!
 
2013-11-07 08:41:07 PM  
Guns might be the best thing about this game.
 
2013-11-07 08:41:12 PM  
First and GGGGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
 
2013-11-07 08:41:26 PM  
 
2013-11-07 08:41:54 PM  
Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:18 PM  
ooooh, that would have been a nice loss of 15 there. Just escaped.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:38 PM  
Guns helps up RG3, nearly rips off Bobby's arm in the process.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: seventypercent
Linkster
Di Atribe
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:)


You're Welcome!

And don't call me Shirley!
 
2013-11-07 08:42:46 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Sh*t, I would've gone with Cutler. Ponder may get negative points.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:52 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


It's okay, I understand.

Then again, I also had a choice between starting Ryan or Schaub.

At least I have Megatron.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:02 PM  
no harm from DPI in the endzone.

lucky.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:11 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Hey, don't get down on yourself.  Ponder might turn in a good ppptttttthahahaha.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good luck to you.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:12 PM  
Bad throw by Bobby Tripod on 3rd.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:13 PM  
8th down.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:21 PM  
And dammit, that was a good chance to open the game with 7 from RG3.

Who the hell is Kai Forbath?
 
2013-11-07 08:43:23 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


But Cutler was confirmed starting this afternoon.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:28 PM  
Bravehearts FG is...GOOD!
 
2013-11-07 08:43:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Hell, if that's your choice (and heck, I'm a Bears fan)...nope, I'd still go with Cutler who was confirmed to start today.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:43 PM  
Bobby Three Points.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:44 PM  
Vikings put a stop to that offensive drive.  FGA is...GOOD!  3-0 Racists.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:49 PM  
3-0 Washington, 8:16 1st
 
2013-11-07 08:43:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Who the hell is Kai Forbath?


I think I killed him in Skyrim.
 
2013-11-07 08:44:05 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Cutler, Ponder, and Schaub, oh my!
 
2013-11-07 08:44:06 PM  

seventypercent: Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.


We'll have to agree to disagree my friend.
 
2013-11-07 08:44:09 PM  
Good news: held them to 3.
Bad news: Ponder coming back to the field soon
 
2013-11-07 08:44:29 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Bobby Three Points.


I loled
 
2013-11-07 08:44:35 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


two words.  Seneca walpHAHA ha.  Damn.  Sorry Bunny.
 
2013-11-07 08:44:47 PM  
Vikes had some nice blitzes there. They're going to get burned on a quick slant if RGIII could figure out how to throw them.
 
2013-11-07 08:45:32 PM  
So... where are we on the bees-o-meter?
 
2013-11-07 08:45:38 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: seventypercent: Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.

We'll have to agree to disagree my friend.


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Fair enough. Different strokes for different folks.
 
2013-11-07 08:45:57 PM  

Harv72b: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

Hey, don't get down on yourself.  Ponder might turn in a good ppptttttthahahaha.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good luck to you.


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2013-11-07 08:45:57 PM  
And I'm here.  Glad to see Ponder being Ponderous and the Skins kept out of the end zone.  A semi-good game so far.
 
2013-11-07 08:46:34 PM  
Total was 74.5 in the OU/Baylor game.

Currently 5-3 in the second quarter...
 
2013-11-07 08:47:03 PM  
Ugg. At this rate I'm going back to Bruin intermission coverage...
 
2013-11-07 08:47:35 PM  
Jimmy Buffet, yea, no.
 
2013-11-07 08:48:01 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Ugg. At this rate I'm going back to Bruin intermission coverage...


Difficulty - no more Kathryn Tappen
 
2013-11-07 08:48:21 PM  
Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.
 
2013-11-07 08:48:21 PM  

JosephFinn: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

Hell, if that's your choice (and heck, I'm a Bears fan)...nope, I'd still go with Cutler who was confirmed to start today.


#2 is convinced that he won't actually start. I listened to #2. Perhaps I should have considered the half bottle of rum that he had put away already tonight, but I was in a hurry.

/cries
 
2013-11-07 08:48:23 PM  

Nefarious: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

But Cutler was confirmed starting this afternoon.


Well I had to change QB's before I heard about it, so I started P. Manning.
 
2013-11-07 08:48:44 PM  

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


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2013-11-07 08:48:45 PM  
Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...
 
2013-11-07 08:49:01 PM  
Redskins are on a visionquest to fark over Alfred Morris fantasy owners this year.

Skins putting everyone in the box and Ponder is going to crap his pants.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:02 PM  
Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?
 
2013-11-07 08:49:09 PM  

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


He's not very good at that, either.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:30 PM  

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


Intredasting.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:40 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


I hate dogs.

/pouts
 
2013-11-07 08:49:40 PM  
Ponder is a self-proclaimed perfectionist? That's like Pavrotti being a self-proclaimed beanpole.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:48 PM  
PonderPlection for a 1st down!!
 
2013-11-07 08:49:50 PM  

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


That's the thing about perfectionists: they hold themselves to an impossible standard.

Especially impossible if you're Christian Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:06 PM  

Di Atribe: Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?


He's a self proclaimed perfectionist much like I am a self proclaimed guy with huge penisist.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:17 PM  
Well....that throw was deepish.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:42 PM  
Mystery ruffing the beiber flag!
 
2013-11-07 08:50:44 PM  
well that wasn't a penalty
 
2013-11-07 08:50:46 PM  
Weak  penalty.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:48 PM  
Christian Ponder gets RTP flags?  Way to dilute the brand.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:01 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


You need to find a stream. May I suggest firstrowsports.eu

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


Being a perfectionist doesn't have anything to do with being talented.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:07 PM  
Here comes the pick 6.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:10 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


They don't have a local network simulcast?  Here in DC the NBC station is showing it; would've thought a Richmond affiliate would do the same.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:11 PM  
Why is Freeman on the bench?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:14 PM  
What exactly was the penalty? Late like 0.1 second late? Helmet to chest? Roughing the perfectionist?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:33 PM  
That was a terrible personal foul followed by a worse shovel pass.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:40 PM  
On that play if Ponder: the ball was underthrown and poorly thrown
if Brady: wow, he hung in there to deliver the throw.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:44 PM  

Quasar: Di Atribe: Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?

He's a self proclaimed perfectionist much like I am a self proclaimed guy with huge penisist.


Oh dear, where to go with this?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:47 PM  
TD AD!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:47 PM  
Skins get 15 for tackling.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:48 PM  

harleyquinnical: VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup

To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.


Thanks for the opportunity to pad my wallet, without having to suffer hard hits throwing downfield.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:49 PM  
Purple Jesus
 
2013-11-07 08:51:49 PM  
Touchdown, Patterson!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:51 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


Calgon Take Me Away!!

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Just kidding you need some kinda meth/heroin speedball that hasn't even been invented yet.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:51 PM  
I've resorted to watching a longplay of Mega Man X5.

The hologram of long-dead Dr. Light is making comments about current events and giving opinions about people who were probably born after he died.

Also, they're going into more detail about Mega Man's practice of taking the weapons of the bosses he beats up than any other game in the series. This was something like the 13th game on the chronology and they're treating it like nobody playing has ever played a Mega Man game before. And stopping proceedings every 10 feet along the levels so Mission Control can tell Mega Man about what's up ahead, like THIS IS THE PART MEGA MAN IS SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:52 PM  
TD Vikings!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:55 PM  
TD from the 2nd most exciting back in the league.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:59 PM  
best handoff specialist in the league
 
2013-11-07 08:52:00 PM  
TD Vikings
 
2013-11-07 08:52:01 PM  
Purple Jesus!
 
2013-11-07 08:52:03 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?


Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.
 
2013-11-07 08:52:03 PM  
wat
 
2013-11-07 08:52:05 PM  
Change the name to "Pylons"
 
2013-11-07 08:52:06 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts


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better?
 
2013-11-07 08:52:07 PM  
Peterson did what Peterson does
 
2013-11-07 08:52:16 PM  
And besides, I do have AP, it's a nice combo when it actually works.
 
2013-11-07 08:52:18 PM  
AP TD
 
2013-11-07 08:52:22 PM  
AP Jesus...
 
2013-11-07 08:52:23 PM  
APAPAPAP!!!!
 
2013-11-07 08:52:42 PM  
7-3 Minnesota, 5:10 1st
 
2013-11-07 08:52:53 PM  

VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league


he perfected that
 
2013-11-07 08:53:03 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Patterson!


UM, NO!
 
2013-11-07 08:53:22 PM  
Beth Kneebone?
 
2013-11-07 08:53:25 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?


Much. :-)
 
2013-11-07 08:53:43 PM  

thecpt: VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league

he perfected that


I thought that was Troy Aikman?
 
2013-11-07 08:53:52 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

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better?


You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!
 
2013-11-07 08:54:05 PM  

Quasar: HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?

Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.


I saw his first game. He looked like someone rushed into the lineup. He hasn't had enough time to learn the playbook now?
 
2013-11-07 08:54:33 PM  

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

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2013-11-07 08:54:34 PM  

thecpt: VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league

he perfected that


every play is actually a run, but sometimes he overthinks it and decides to throw
 
2013-11-07 08:54:51 PM  

Bunny Deville: And besides, I do have AP, it's a nice combo when it actually works.


Oh sure.  NOW you mention that.  I have no sympathy for you. Then again, I have Bobby 3 picks and Garcon on my FFL team.
 
2013-11-07 08:55:36 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)

 
2013-11-07 08:56:55 PM  
I think Guns could curl RGKnee.
 
2013-11-07 08:57:00 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


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They need a preview button on this damn thing...
 
2013-11-07 08:57:50 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...


D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES
 
2013-11-07 08:57:59 PM  
heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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2013-11-07 08:58:00 PM  
What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?
 
2013-11-07 08:58:35 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


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One more. :)
 
2013-11-07 08:58:36 PM  
Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......
 
2013-11-07 08:58:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!



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2013-11-07 08:59:01 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

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better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!


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2013-11-07 08:59:01 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Quasar: HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?

Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.

I saw his first game. He looked like someone rushed into the lineup. He hasn't had enough time to learn the playbook now?


Yeah. I don't even think he had a full week with the team at that point, plus he had been at home sitting on the couch drinking beer for a few weeks before that.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:22 PM  

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


Veterans Day.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:38 PM  

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:42 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


One more. :)


Everything is right with the world.

At least for the next minute or two.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......


Sounds like some backpage.com girl is about to have a hell of a weekend. ;)
 
2013-11-07 09:00:17 PM  

VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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Nice catch :)
 
2013-11-07 09:00:30 PM  
The Redskins, where our kick returner is also our fourth string tight end.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:14 PM  

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

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better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

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JEESUS CHRIST!!!
 
2013-11-07 09:01:24 PM  
Vikes are hitting hard (....after some gain), would like to see a fumble here.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:37 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


One more. :)

Everything is right with the world.

At least for the next minute or two.


Good :)
 
2013-11-07 09:01:55 PM  
Morris with a nice run on good blocking.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:58 PM  
"the viking" Yes, there is just one on the whole team
 
2013-11-07 09:01:58 PM  

Aezetyr: VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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Nice catch :)


appreciate it, but I shamelessly took it from twitter
 
2013-11-07 09:01:59 PM  

4NSpy: Vikes are hitting hard (....after some gain), would like to see a fumble here.


They fumbled the tackles.  That's close.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:03 PM  

elguerodiablo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......

Sounds like some backpage.com girl is about to have a hell of a weekend. ;)

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2013-11-07 09:02:09 PM  

lordjupiter: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]

JEESUS CHRIST!!!


I've done it again.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:21 PM  
TD Bravehearts!
 
2013-11-07 09:02:26 PM  
Too easy, vikes.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:31 PM  
TD Washington
 
2013-11-07 09:03:02 PM  
defense is in 4th quarter form already
 
2013-11-07 09:03:03 PM  
Pretty play
 
2013-11-07 09:03:06 PM  

lordjupiter: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]

JEESUS CHRIST!!!


That rabbitt is dynamite!
 
2013-11-07 09:03:06 PM  
10-7 Washington, 1:17 1st
 
2013-11-07 09:03:20 PM  

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


The Duck Dynasty Christmas album is 4th on Billboard. I'm not sure this is what the veterans are fighting for.
 
2013-11-07 09:03:21 PM  
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TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S
 
2013-11-07 09:03:43 PM  
Garçon means boy
 
2013-11-07 09:03:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: That rabbitt is dynamite!


We can't risk another frontal assault.
 
2013-11-07 09:04:17 PM  
Cocktails, cigarettes, cigars, Gatorade...
 
2013-11-07 09:04:52 PM  
Marshmont!
 
2013-11-07 09:04:56 PM  
This team is a f-ing disaster.

However, I do like how the threat of Patterson is good for 5-15 extra yards on each kickoff.
 
2013-11-07 09:04:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:04 PM  

seventypercent: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S


LOL.  I'm glad I wasn't sipping beer for that.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:05 PM  
Redskins score their first offensive first-quarter TD this year. Why yes, it is the ninth game of the year, why do you ask?
 
2013-11-07 09:05:07 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy


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2013-11-07 09:05:21 PM  
This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....
 
2013-11-07 09:05:24 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy


Beer Me, Garçon!
 
2013-11-07 09:05:26 PM  

Di Atribe: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football.


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2013-11-07 09:05:51 PM  

Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.

It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.


YVAN EHT NIOJ
 
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM  
Jerome Simpson leads the league in first down pointing
 
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM  

Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.

Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

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Yeah, dog.This guy:
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2013-11-07 09:06:31 PM  
FUMBLROOSHKIE!
 
2013-11-07 09:06:43 PM  
AP knees before bees.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:44 PM  
AP was down.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:45 PM  

Harv72b: Lt. Cheese Weasel: That rabbitt is dynamite!

We can't risk another frontal assault.


Where is Brother Maynard?
 
2013-11-07 09:06:47 PM  
That Chris Carter Football Life should be interesting. That guy was so messed up that the Eagles sold him to Minnesota for for $2 dollars and a bag of beans.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:52 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.

It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.

YVAN EHT NIOJ


i have a strong urge to join the naval forces for some reason.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:55 PM  
The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?
 
2013-11-07 09:07:10 PM  
Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:19 PM  
10-7 Washington, 15:00 2nd
 
2013-11-07 09:07:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.

Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

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Yeah, dog.This guy:
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Enjoy your POOPY!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:29 PM  
There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:31 PM  
They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:38 PM  
20 bucks says it's Deangelo Hall
 
2013-11-07 09:07:45 PM  

4NSpy: Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.


Works for me!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:46 PM  

VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

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Well hell, he has hard enough time getting a basic 6.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:05 PM  

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Fights are bad for the brand.  Best Commissioner can't allow them to be glorified.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:08 PM  

Bunny Deville: The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?


Well gosh you could just be so caught up in the non-stop action that it slips your mind...at least until halftime.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:17 PM  

Harv72b: HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy

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I thought it was French...<gratuitous mother joke>
 
2013-11-07 09:08:58 PM  

4NSpy: Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.


If he plays 11 positions on defense too I'll make them a dark horse for the superbowl.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:03 PM  

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Incognito found his way into the game
 
2013-11-07 09:09:18 PM  
We come from the land of the ice and snow...
 
2013-11-07 09:09:28 PM