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(NFL)   Tonight, live from the City of Minneapolis. It's the R-words Vs V-words. In a game that promises to be a metric F-word ton of S-word on Thursday Night Football. (8:25PM EST NFL Network)   (nfl.com) divider line 1031
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2013-11-07 07:51:57 PM
Yay!  Go Collection of people vs the other Collection of people!
 
2013-11-07 07:55:11 PM
This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.
 
2013-11-07 07:55:20 PM
This game will be the pure distillation of clownshoes that Thursday night games have been working toward all season.
 
2013-11-07 07:58:02 PM
Come on Racists, you may not be good this year, but you're at least better than the Vikings.
 
2013-11-07 07:59:58 PM
*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-11-07 08:00:55 PM
I need Bobby Subway III to get me like 25 points tonight, since Aaron Rodgers decided to go for a walk and broke his collarbone/
 
2013-11-07 08:02:37 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Oh it's Ponder again? What happened to Freeman?

Also, we went bell-to-bell for the past two weeks for the Jake, do we have stats on what the longest bell-to-bell Jake winning streak is?
 
2013-11-07 08:02:40 PM
But will anybody be watching in an hour when Oregon-Stanford kicks off?
 
2013-11-07 08:03:36 PM
Would pick the Vikes if i had to pick a side.

Nothing big, just some plays to make me pay attention to this game:

Under 48
Longest TD Over 48.5 yards.
 
2013-11-07 08:04:02 PM

seventypercent: But will anybody be watching in an hour when Oregon-Stanford kicks off?


Who?


/quack quack
 
2013-11-07 08:04:29 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I need Bobby Subway III to get me like 25 points tonight, since Aaron Rodgers decided to go for a walk and broke his collarbone/


I'd be surprised if he finished this game.

Thursday isn't friendly to players.
 
2013-11-07 08:04:48 PM
Yea, I picked the R's.

Minnesota has some good players, but they're not playing like a team.
 
2013-11-07 08:05:51 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q
 
2013-11-07 08:05:51 PM
SKOOOOOLllllllllllllahhhhh hell. I just hope the Vikes don't completely embarrass themselves on National TV again.
 
2013-11-07 08:06:55 PM
Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.
 
2013-11-07 08:07:06 PM
What a dog of a game this is going to be. Has there been a single good prime-time game this year? The NFL could have done better by using a randomizer.
 
2013-11-07 08:07:14 PM
I'm keeping ESPN2 on standby just in case this goes south. That's Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy. That game starts at 8.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:32 PM

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


Its good to have goals. Especially realistic, attainable ones.

*eyes the Sam Adams
 
2013-11-07 08:08:37 PM

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


It could be worse, it could have been the Ratbirds.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:46 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What a dog of a game this is going to be. Has there been a single good prime-time game this year? The NFL could have done better by using a randomizer.


Bills/Browns was good up until Manuel got hurt. So we got about 2/3 of one.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:48 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Those of you that know, when such a large force of suck in around it does the Delhomme meter need something like those huge steel weights to adjust the magnetic field around the compass on ship?
 
2013-11-07 08:10:19 PM
You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!
 
2013-11-07 08:11:28 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: It could be worse, it could have been the Ratbirds.


Hey, we're still a game ahead of your boys.  At least, for a few more days.
 
2013-11-07 08:12:10 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What a dog of a game this is going to be. Has there been a single good prime-time game this year? The NFL could have done better by using a randomizer.


Bengals/Dolphins was fun
Hawks/Rams was more entertaining than we expected
Colts/Broncos lived up to the hype
Jets/Falcons was close
Cowboys/Giants
Eagles/redskins had that "Hey, Chip Kelly is going to do great things for the eagles" feeling

Yeah, other than those there have been a bunch of duds that looked good back in June. Still don't know how Miami and Tampa got a monday nighter.
 
2013-11-07 08:12:20 PM

Primitive Screwhead: This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.


You're on a roll Screw....got any stock tips?
 
2013-11-07 08:13:00 PM

ariseatex: You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!


I'm already tired of this meme that never was a meme.
 
2013-11-07 08:13:14 PM
At least we have "Guns" officiating the game.
 
2013-11-07 08:13:25 PM

seventypercent: But will anybody be watching in an hour when Oregon-Stanford kicks off?


I may switch over to see if it is any better than the fun this game promises.  With the Hoch as the ref, I may just watch this train wreck.
 
2013-11-07 08:14:10 PM

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


I'm a Vikings fan. I feel the same way.
 
2013-11-07 08:15:09 PM

nmrsnr: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Oh it's Ponder again? What happened to Freeman?

Also, we went bell-to-bell for the past two weeks for the Jake, do we have stats on what the longest bell-to-bell Jake winning streak is?


No idea.

Frank N Stein: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q


That your way of saying it sucks?
 
2013-11-07 08:15:59 PM
let me get prepared for tonight:

FIRE EVERYBODY

ok, good to go
 
2013-11-07 08:16:22 PM

HeathenHealer: Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.

I'm a Vikings fan. I feel the same way.


I have a bottle of Lost & Found Ale to accompany supper.  If this game sucks, there will not be any left when it's over.
 
2013-11-07 08:17:03 PM
I love my Vikes, but... 31-27 Washington [REDACTED].
 
2013-11-07 08:18:54 PM

nmrsnr: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Oh it's Ponder again? What happened to Freeman?


Freeman had a "concussion" from the Giants game and missed last week. He isn't playing this week because Ponder is getting his 457th chance to prove he can be a starting quarterback
 
2013-11-07 08:19:17 PM
Frank N Stein: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q

That your way of saying it sucks?


No I like it. But I couldn't do it week in and week out. (inb4 mom joke)
 
2013-11-07 08:19:58 PM
I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.
 
2013-11-07 08:20:28 PM

Frank N Stein: Frank N Stein: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Robert Griffin III, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

Do you ever get tired of doing this? Serious Q

That your way of saying it sucks?

No I like it. But I couldn't do it week in and week out. (inb4 mom joke)


Still fun.  When it's not, I won't.
 
2013-11-07 08:20:33 PM
Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK
 
2013-11-07 08:21:30 PM
Bollywood DO!
 
2013-11-07 08:21:50 PM

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


But the odds of that game being entertaining are far, far higher than this one.

(Of course, this one could be entertainingly BAD.)
 
2013-11-07 08:21:50 PM
Is that a Kardasheean sister??
 
2013-11-07 08:22:05 PM

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!
 
2013-11-07 08:22:14 PM
Long sleeves and no pants. I don't get it.
 
2013-11-07 08:22:18 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Primitive Screwhead: This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.

You're on a roll Screw....got any stock tips?


Sell everything you have in Qualcomm and put it into Vernon Davis
 
2013-11-07 08:22:21 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK


They might add in viewers from the simulcasts on local networks in DC & Minneapolis (on NBC here at the moment).
 
2013-11-07 08:22:23 PM

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


Well, I'm a bit biased, but there's streaming from the first of the rows, and there's time to go GET beer before kickoff, if'n y ahurry
 
2013-11-07 08:22:27 PM
Why do all the night games have these shiatty, washed out diva-vs-technology autotuned quasi-techno intros?  Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?
 
2013-11-07 08:22:40 PM
RGKnee v AP

Don't know, something tells me Washington [REDACTED].
 
2013-11-07 08:22:49 PM
I would appreciate it if the Vikings could please dominate and make the Washingtons cry. Please. Yay purple things!
 
2013-11-07 08:23:09 PM
Pierre Garcon, Alfred Morris, and RG III will slice and dice the Vikings defense.  If Adrien Peterson gets going, it might be close.  If Ponder decides to throw it more than feeding AP, I expect at least -50 on the Delhomme for him, including a pick 6.
 
2013-11-07 08:23:25 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: You know what both R-words and V-words have in common?

They both have a WARRIOR CODE!

I'm already tired of this meme that never was a meme.


I was going to say this. ariseatex was reaching with that attempt.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:12 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.

Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!


Just two. It's a long story. That's not important now. What's important is that they both want an Oregon/Alabama BCS game. So they insist on watching stupid Oregon with their stupid uniforms and their stupid mascot and their stupid lack of being an NFL game.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:14 PM
When partying in 'my city' tonight, do be sure to raise the roof.

Seriously. Raise the roof as much as you possibly can. We don't want any incidents.
 
2013-11-07 08:24:25 PM

lordjupiter: Why do all the night games have these shiatty, washed out diva-vs-technology autotuned quasi-techno intros?  Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?


Hank Williams Jr ruined that for everyone
 
2013-11-07 08:24:31 PM
Does Mike Mayock always look like a bush baby, or are his eyes just extra wide tonight?

www.namibian.org
 
2013-11-07 08:25:09 PM

Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.


imageshack.us
 
2013-11-07 08:25:25 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-07 08:25:28 PM
Are the camo towels to raise awareness for Army cancer?
 
2013-11-07 08:25:43 PM

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: I can only watch until 8, because my stupid husbands want to watch the stupid Oregon game that nobody cares about but them. And I don't even have beer.

Good grief, girl, how many do you have?!

Just two. It's a long story. That's not important now. What's important is that they both want an Oregon/Alabama BCS game. So they insist on watching stupid Oregon with their stupid uniforms and their stupid mascot and their stupid lack of being an NFL game.


You're right. That is the important part. This is domestic abuse!
 
2013-11-07 08:25:53 PM
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:26:01 PM
Nice Job Air Force!
 
2013-11-07 08:26:23 PM
That was a nice rendition of the anthem.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:30 PM

lordjupiter: Can't we get some drunk rednecks with guitars or something?


Well, the last one they rolled out didn't care for Odumbo, so, no.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:33 PM
Good anthem!
 
2013-11-07 08:26:36 PM
Nice job from the Technical Sergeant. Better than most.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:42 PM
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:27:01 PM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:27:07 PM
I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.
 
2013-11-07 08:27:17 PM
KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!
 
2013-11-07 08:27:44 PM
We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?
 
2013-11-07 08:27:46 PM

VvonderJesus:


I swear to god I'm about to do this to my old Byron Leftwich jersey. I think we're up to about six since him.
 
2013-11-07 08:28:02 PM

Linkster: KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!


(Actual chicken may not be this crispy.)
 
2013-11-07 08:28:09 PM

4NSpy: Are the camo towels to raise awareness for Army cancer?


Dammit, son, if the Army wanted you to have cancer they would've issued it to you!
 
2013-11-07 08:28:47 PM

4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.


He was from the air force, not the military.
 
2013-11-07 08:29:03 PM

4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.


images.amcnetworks.com

You maggot!  I will tear your head off and crap down your neck!
 
2013-11-07 08:29:41 PM

seventypercent: Linkster: KgggFgggCgg  GGGGOO GGGUUPPP!

(Actual chicken may not be this crispy.)


Indeed.
 
2013-11-07 08:29:51 PM
Baylor was determined to give up a safety there.
 
2013-11-07 08:30:01 PM
Silly people this game won't suck the Skins are going to roll over the Vikes and nothing is more entertaining than the Skins absolutely dominating their opponent.

I am out at a bar tonight for the game but I just wanted to drop by and say
Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Our name may be racist
But at least we're not bullies.
 
2013-11-07 08:30:18 PM

Harv72b: 4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.

He was from the air force, not the military.


Good Point!
 
2013-11-07 08:30:28 PM
that's playoff quarterback joe webb to you
 
2013-11-07 08:30:30 PM
Careful Webb, you might need to play QB in the fourth.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:17 PM

elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?


College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:32 PM
he's not the deep threat because ponder can't throw it 40 yards
 
2013-11-07 08:31:34 PM
Interesting tactic using the 5 iron on that tee shot rather than the driver.  The receiver ran for 35 yards, all of it horizontal.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:38 PM

harleyquinnical: I expect at least -50 on the Delhomme for him, including a pick 6.


I believe we call those "Schaubs" now. Or we should.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:59 PM
Andrean?

Really Ness?
 
2013-11-07 08:32:20 PM
There was a sportscaster named Alex Flanagan
She fell backwards on her Can Again
They tied her up and stuffed her in a Van Again
Poor old Alex Flanagan
Began Again
 
2013-11-07 08:32:33 PM
Sack lunch, Mr. Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:32:36 PM
Coverage sack.
 
2013-11-07 08:32:46 PM
Ponder ponders too long for the sack lunch...sigh
 
2013-11-07 08:32:56 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.


I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:01 PM
Well that took a while.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:05 PM
PONDERCEPTION

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 08:33:08 PM
I AM REALLY SURPRISED
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM
What a rainbow.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM
PONDERCEPTION!
 
2013-11-07 08:33:11 PM
And there's the obvious 16.7.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:12 PM
Much talk this week about how Orakpo is low on sacks. Not bad for third play of the game.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:13 PM
Ponderception? That didn't take long.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:15 PM
And the Dragons lead 1-0.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:15 PM
Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:17 PM
Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-11-07 08:33:18 PM
Nice headline. Let's go Alf
 
2013-11-07 08:33:20 PM
Pick
 
2013-11-07 08:33:26 PM
Great read Ponder. Better throw.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:31 PM
Let the Joe Webb era begin again!
 
2013-11-07 08:33:42 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


It's a different kind of football.
 
2013-11-07 08:33:57 PM
PONDERCEPTION
 
2013-11-07 08:34:00 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Man, the NFL network's ratings for this cluster-fark are going to SUCK


Hm, so strange, their rating is the 17 people in this fark thread, interesting.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:08 PM

Harv72b: 4NSpy: I don't get it, the military is all about neat hair, neat formation, neat uniforms, then they let this guy wander all over anthem stretching out notes and adding pauses. I would think if anyone would sing the anthem properly it would be someone from the military.

He was from the chair force, not the military.

 
2013-11-07 08:34:09 PM
Oh this should be good!

"Eventually he'll get to you." = 2 plays

Next play - Pick!
 
2013-11-07 08:34:18 PM

4NSpy: Baylor was determined to give up a safety there.


That was just awful play calling and execution.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:33 PM
both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup
 
2013-11-07 08:34:39 PM

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?
 
2013-11-07 08:34:47 PM
Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".
 
2013-11-07 08:34:56 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


It's a different kind of Football!
 
2013-11-07 08:35:33 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: He was from the chair force, not the military.


Blow me. I did a lot more than sit around and I have the ribbons to prove it.
 
2013-11-07 08:35:35 PM

VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup


To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.
 
2013-11-07 08:35:43 PM
Native Americans versus Vikings? I already saw this movie, but seemed to be the only one who liked it.

SPOILER: native Americans win
 
2013-11-07 08:36:04 PM

4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".


Their beer is perfect as is
 
2013-11-07 08:36:14 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.


I like the college game but it's a different kind of football.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:17 PM

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get
 
2013-11-07 08:36:27 PM

4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".


I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:28 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?


Were there literally no other starting QB available?
 
2013-11-07 08:36:29 PM
Don't use big words you don't understand Mayock.
 
2013-11-07 08:36:49 PM

HaywoodJablonski: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

Their beer is perfect as is


As long as you don't get it from a bottle.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:00 PM

Primitive Screwhead: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.


It has a fancy sounding name. People pay extra for that.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:05 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?


To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.
 
2013-11-07 08:37:14 PM

CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get


Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:16 PM

Primitive Screwhead: 4NSpy: Did Stella Artois just give up on improving their beer and are now bragging about their glasses?

That's one step up from "we put a vent hole on the can".

I don't get what is so special about that water posing as beer.


Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:16 PM

CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get


There are a lot of teams on byes this week!
 
2013-11-07 08:38:19 PM
Since the Vikes are on national TV I think the coach is going to adjust his game plan to give us what we want.  A mediocre on a good day QB chucking the ball all over the place.  I'm glad he's saving us from the indignity of watching one of the best backs ever running with the ball.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:27 PM

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?

To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.


The Norfolk Football League?
 
2013-11-07 08:38:29 PM

Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.


you played the ponderer? wow.  mine as well hand out the fail right  now
 
2013-11-07 08:38:30 PM
An excellent display of Vikings tackling.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:31 PM
Tackling muthfarkers, do you do it????
 
2013-11-07 08:38:33 PM
lulz
 
2013-11-07 08:38:46 PM
start booing, start the fire frazier chants, do everything you can.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:49 PM
I am expecting my FFL Kicker to do quite well tonight, Mr. Walsh.
 
2013-11-07 08:38:53 PM

VvonderJesus: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.


And each team starts four quarterbacks.  And their last names have to start with a letter between O and Q.

In that setup, I can see considering Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:05 PM
wow, huge batted ball.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:47 PM

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Oh honey, did you start Ponder in FFL?

To be fair, in a couple weeks he'll be the best healthy QB in the NFL.


Not after tonight.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:12 PM
RGIII still wants to die.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:14 PM
RGIII, that extra yard isnt' worth your health.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:35 PM

Harv72b: VvonderJesus: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

Listen, it's tough when you're looking for waiver wire pickups in a 33 team league.

And each team starts four quarterbacks.  And their last names have to start with a letter between O and Q.

In that setup, I can see considering Ponder.


But only if Ryan Leaf is not available.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 08:40:49 PM
Perfect
 
2013-11-07 08:40:55 PM

Di Atribe: CalvinMorallis: Bunny Deville: Goddamn it, Ponder, now I'm at like negative ten points, you piece of Viking shiat.

Dude, if you're playing Christian ponder you deserve what you get

There are a lot of teams on byes this week!


True dat.  Case Keenum was about to roll in place of Aaron Rodgers Broken collarbone.
 
2013-11-07 08:40:56 PM
Flag! keep my RG3 ffl rodgersless hopes alive!
 
2013-11-07 08:40:59 PM

Harv72b: Yay, I finally get a Thursday night off so I can watch football, and I get....this.  "Game"?

Oh, well.  I can always get drunk.


There's always Oregon/Stanford
 
2013-11-07 08:40:59 PM
Yeah you really can't drive the receiver out of the end zone.
 
2013-11-07 08:41:06 PM
DPI.  Sing it, Guns!
 
2013-11-07 08:41:07 PM
Guns might be the best thing about this game.
 
2013-11-07 08:41:12 PM
First and GGGGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
 
2013-11-07 08:41:26 PM
 
2013-11-07 08:41:54 PM
Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:18 PM
ooooh, that would have been a nice loss of 15 there. Just escaped.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:38 PM
Guns helps up RG3, nearly rips off Bobby's arm in the process.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:43 PM

Primitive Screwhead: seventypercent
Linkster
Di Atribe
[img.fark.net image 484x317]
:)


You're Welcome!

And don't call me Shirley!
 
2013-11-07 08:42:46 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Sh*t, I would've gone with Cutler. Ponder may get negative points.
 
2013-11-07 08:42:52 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


It's okay, I understand.

Then again, I also had a choice between starting Ryan or Schaub.

At least I have Megatron.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:02 PM
no harm from DPI in the endzone.

lucky.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:11 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Hey, don't get down on yourself.  Ponder might turn in a good ppptttttthahahaha.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good luck to you.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:12 PM
Bad throw by Bobby Tripod on 3rd.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:13 PM
8th down.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:21 PM
And dammit, that was a good chance to open the game with 7 from RG3.

Who the hell is Kai Forbath?
 
2013-11-07 08:43:23 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


But Cutler was confirmed starting this afternoon.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:28 PM
Bravehearts FG is...GOOD!
 
2013-11-07 08:43:29 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Hell, if that's your choice (and heck, I'm a Bears fan)...nope, I'd still go with Cutler who was confirmed to start today.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:43 PM
Bobby Three Points.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:44 PM
Vikings put a stop to that offensive drive.  FGA is...GOOD!  3-0 Racists.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:49 PM
3-0 Washington, 8:16 1st
 
2013-11-07 08:43:53 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Who the hell is Kai Forbath?


I think I killed him in Skyrim.
 
2013-11-07 08:44:05 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


Cutler, Ponder, and Schaub, oh my!
 
2013-11-07 08:44:06 PM

seventypercent: Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.


We'll have to agree to disagree my friend.
 
2013-11-07 08:44:09 PM
Good news: held them to 3.
Bad news: Ponder coming back to the field soon
 
2013-11-07 08:44:29 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Bobby Three Points.


I loled
 
2013-11-07 08:44:35 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


two words.  Seneca walpHAHA ha.  Damn.  Sorry Bunny.
 
2013-11-07 08:44:47 PM
Vikes had some nice blitzes there. They're going to get burned on a quick slant if RGIII could figure out how to throw them.
 
2013-11-07 08:45:32 PM
So... where are we on the bees-o-meter?
 
2013-11-07 08:45:38 PM

Primitive Screwhead: seventypercent: Wait, are you talking about Miller Lite? Or Stella? Because one of those is fantastic.

We'll have to agree to disagree my friend.


i.imgur.com

Fair enough. Different strokes for different folks.
 
2013-11-07 08:45:57 PM

Harv72b: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

Hey, don't get down on yourself.  Ponder might turn in a good ppptttttthahahaha.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good luck to you.


i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:45:57 PM
And I'm here.  Glad to see Ponder being Ponderous and the Skins kept out of the end zone.  A semi-good game so far.
 
2013-11-07 08:46:34 PM
Total was 74.5 in the OU/Baylor game.

Currently 5-3 in the second quarter...
 
2013-11-07 08:47:03 PM
Ugg. At this rate I'm going back to Bruin intermission coverage...
 
2013-11-07 08:47:35 PM
Jimmy Buffet, yea, no.
 
2013-11-07 08:48:01 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Ugg. At this rate I'm going back to Bruin intermission coverage...


Difficulty - no more Kathryn Tappen
 
2013-11-07 08:48:21 PM
Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.
 
2013-11-07 08:48:21 PM

JosephFinn: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

Hell, if that's your choice (and heck, I'm a Bears fan)...nope, I'd still go with Cutler who was confirmed to start today.


#2 is convinced that he won't actually start. I listened to #2. Perhaps I should have considered the half bottle of rum that he had put away already tonight, but I was in a hurry.

/cries
 
2013-11-07 08:48:23 PM

Nefarious: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

But Cutler was confirmed starting this afternoon.


Well I had to change QB's before I heard about it, so I started P. Manning.
 
2013-11-07 08:48:44 PM

Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


i375.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:48:45 PM
Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...
 
2013-11-07 08:49:01 PM
Redskins are on a visionquest to fark over Alfred Morris fantasy owners this year.

Skins putting everyone in the box and Ponder is going to crap his pants.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:02 PM
Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?
 
2013-11-07 08:49:09 PM

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


He's not very good at that, either.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:30 PM

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


Intredasting.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:40 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.


I hate dogs.

/pouts
 
2013-11-07 08:49:40 PM
Ponder is a self-proclaimed perfectionist? That's like Pavrotti being a self-proclaimed beanpole.
 
2013-11-07 08:49:48 PM
PonderPlection for a 1st down!!
 
2013-11-07 08:49:50 PM

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


That's the thing about perfectionists: they hold themselves to an impossible standard.

Especially impossible if you're Christian Ponder.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:06 PM

Di Atribe: Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?


He's a self proclaimed perfectionist much like I am a self proclaimed guy with huge penisist.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:17 PM
Well....that throw was deepish.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:42 PM
Mystery ruffing the beiber flag!
 
2013-11-07 08:50:44 PM
well that wasn't a penalty
 
2013-11-07 08:50:46 PM
Weak  penalty.
 
2013-11-07 08:50:48 PM
Christian Ponder gets RTP flags?  Way to dilute the brand.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:01 PM

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


You need to find a stream. May I suggest firstrowsports.eu

MmmCrime: Christian Ponder is a perfectionist? Ok...


Being a perfectionist doesn't have anything to do with being talented.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:07 PM
Here comes the pick 6.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:10 PM

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


They don't have a local network simulcast?  Here in DC the NBC station is showing it; would've thought a Richmond affiliate would do the same.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:11 PM
Why is Freeman on the bench?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:14 PM
What exactly was the penalty? Late like 0.1 second late? Helmet to chest? Roughing the perfectionist?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:33 PM
That was a terrible personal foul followed by a worse shovel pass.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:40 PM
On that play if Ponder: the ball was underthrown and poorly thrown
if Brady: wow, he hung in there to deliver the throw.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:44 PM

Quasar: Di Atribe: Did I just hear that Ponder THINKS TOO MUCH and that's his weakness?

He's a self proclaimed perfectionist much like I am a self proclaimed guy with huge penisist.


Oh dear, where to go with this?
 
2013-11-07 08:51:47 PM
TD AD!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:47 PM
Skins get 15 for tackling.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:48 PM

harleyquinnical: VvonderJesus: both Cassel and Freeman are active, but I don't know who's listed as the backup

To answer that question, they flip a piece of toast.  Cassel is butter-side down.


Thanks for the opportunity to pad my wallet, without having to suffer hard hits throwing downfield.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:49 PM
Purple Jesus
 
2013-11-07 08:51:49 PM
Touchdown, Patterson!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:51 PM

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


Calgon Take Me Away!!

514aa4137ad3d9794d56-ece0865f5c539f414311099597a6b530.r96.cf1.rackcdn.com

Just kidding you need some kinda meth/heroin speedball that hasn't even been invented yet.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:51 PM
I've resorted to watching a longplay of Mega Man X5.

The hologram of long-dead Dr. Light is making comments about current events and giving opinions about people who were probably born after he died.

Also, they're going into more detail about Mega Man's practice of taking the weapons of the bosses he beats up than any other game in the series. This was something like the 13th game on the chronology and they're treating it like nobody playing has ever played a Mega Man game before. And stopping proceedings every 10 feet along the levels so Mission Control can tell Mega Man about what's up ahead, like THIS IS THE PART MEGA MAN IS SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:52 PM
TD Vikings!
 
2013-11-07 08:51:55 PM
TD from the 2nd most exciting back in the league.
 
2013-11-07 08:51:59 PM
best handoff specialist in the league
 
2013-11-07 08:52:00 PM
TD Vikings
 
2013-11-07 08:52:01 PM
Purple Jesus!
 
2013-11-07 08:52:03 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?


Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.
 
2013-11-07 08:52:03 PM
wat
 
2013-11-07 08:52:05 PM
Change the name to "Pylons"
 
2013-11-07 08:52:06 PM

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts


i375.photobucket.com

better?
 
2013-11-07 08:52:07 PM
Peterson did what Peterson does
 
2013-11-07 08:52:16 PM
And besides, I do have AP, it's a nice combo when it actually works.
 
2013-11-07 08:52:18 PM
AP TD
 
2013-11-07 08:52:22 PM
AP Jesus...
 
2013-11-07 08:52:23 PM
APAPAPAP!!!!
 
2013-11-07 08:52:42 PM
7-3 Minnesota, 5:10 1st
 
2013-11-07 08:52:53 PM

VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league


he perfected that
 
2013-11-07 08:53:03 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Patterson!


UM, NO!
 
2013-11-07 08:53:22 PM
Beth Kneebone?
 
2013-11-07 08:53:25 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts



better?


Much. :-)
 
2013-11-07 08:53:43 PM

thecpt: VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league

he perfected that


I thought that was Troy Aikman?
 
2013-11-07 08:53:52 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?


You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!
 
2013-11-07 08:54:05 PM

Quasar: HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?

Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.


I saw his first game. He looked like someone rushed into the lineup. He hasn't had enough time to learn the playbook now?
 
2013-11-07 08:54:33 PM

LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.


Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:54:34 PM

thecpt: VvonderJesus: best handoff specialist in the league

he perfected that


every play is actually a run, but sometimes he overthinks it and decides to throw
 
2013-11-07 08:54:51 PM

Bunny Deville: And besides, I do have AP, it's a nice combo when it actually works.


Oh sure.  NOW you mention that.  I have no sympathy for you. Then again, I have Bobby 3 picks and Garcon on my FFL team.
 
2013-11-07 08:55:36 PM

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)

 
2013-11-07 08:56:55 PM
I think Guns could curl RGKnee.
 
2013-11-07 08:57:00 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


cutestuff.co
They need a preview button on this damn thing...
 
2013-11-07 08:57:50 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...


D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES
 
2013-11-07 08:57:59 PM
heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-11-07 08:58:00 PM
What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?
 
2013-11-07 08:58:35 PM

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


pinkbluelovescute.com
One more. :)
 
2013-11-07 08:58:36 PM
Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......
 
2013-11-07 08:58:56 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!



25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-07 08:59:01 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!


i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:59:01 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Quasar: HaywoodJablonski: Why is Freeman on the bench?

Have you seem him play? The real question is why he's on a roster.

I saw his first game. He looked like someone rushed into the lineup. He hasn't had enough time to learn the playbook now?


Yeah. I don't even think he had a full week with the team at that point, plus he had been at home sitting on the couch drinking beer for a few weeks before that.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:22 PM

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


Veterans Day.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:22 PM

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


Veteran's day weekend
 
2013-11-07 08:59:38 PM

elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?


I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:42 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


One more. :)


Everything is right with the world.

At least for the next minute or two.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......


Sounds like some backpage.com girl is about to have a hell of a weekend. ;)
 
2013-11-07 09:00:17 PM

VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]


Nice catch :)
 
2013-11-07 09:00:30 PM
The Redskins, where our kick returner is also our fourth string tight end.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:14 PM

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]


JEESUS CHRIST!!!
 
2013-11-07 09:01:24 PM
Vikes are hitting hard (....after some gain), would like to see a fumble here.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:37 PM

Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

better?

Much. :-)


They need a preview button on this damn thing...

D'AWWWWWWWWW everything is all better now TWITCHY NOSES


One more. :)

Everything is right with the world.

At least for the next minute or two.


Good :)
 
2013-11-07 09:01:55 PM
Morris with a nice run on good blocking.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:58 PM
"the viking" Yes, there is just one on the whole team
 
2013-11-07 09:01:58 PM

Aezetyr: VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

Nice catch :)


appreciate it, but I shamelessly took it from twitter
 
2013-11-07 09:01:59 PM

4NSpy: Vikes are hitting hard (....after some gain), would like to see a fumble here.


They fumbled the tackles.  That's close.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:03 PM

elguerodiablo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn, I feel great.  Tomorrow will be a walk in the park, I'm not on call this weekend and have 12 days of vac coming very soon, thru Turkey Day......

Sounds like some backpage.com girl is about to have a hell of a weekend. ;)

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-07 09:02:09 PM

lordjupiter: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]

JEESUS CHRIST!!!


I've done it again.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:21 PM
TD Bravehearts!
 
2013-11-07 09:02:26 PM
Too easy, vikes.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:31 PM
TD Washington
 
2013-11-07 09:03:02 PM
defense is in 4th quarter form already
 
2013-11-07 09:03:03 PM
Pretty play
 
2013-11-07 09:03:06 PM

lordjupiter: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Bunny Deville: Yes, I played Ponder, my other choices were Jay Cutler who may not even play, and Matt Schaub who even if he plays has sucked this year. I took a chance, I'm paying for it. Damn it. I'm in a rotten, shiatty mood anyway, too.

I hate dogs.

/pouts

[i375.photobucket.com image 850x243]

better?

You are messing with a deadly rabbit. Look at the bones!

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x276]

JEESUS CHRIST!!!


That rabbitt is dynamite!
 
2013-11-07 09:03:06 PM
10-7 Washington, 1:17 1st
 
2013-11-07 09:03:20 PM

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


The Duck Dynasty Christmas album is 4th on Billboard. I'm not sure this is what the veterans are fighting for.
 
2013-11-07 09:03:21 PM
i.imgur.com

TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S
 
2013-11-07 09:03:43 PM
Garçon means boy
 
2013-11-07 09:03:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: That rabbitt is dynamite!


We can't risk another frontal assault.
 
2013-11-07 09:04:17 PM
Cocktails, cigarettes, cigars, Gatorade...
 
2013-11-07 09:04:52 PM
Marshmont!
 
2013-11-07 09:04:56 PM
This team is a f-ing disaster.

However, I do like how the threat of Patterson is good for 5-15 extra yards on each kickoff.
 
2013-11-07 09:04:57 PM

harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.


It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:04 PM

seventypercent: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

TOUCHDOWN R*BONG*S


LOL.  I'm glad I wasn't sipping beer for that.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:05 PM
Redskins score their first offensive first-quarter TD this year. Why yes, it is the ninth game of the year, why do you ask?
 
2013-11-07 09:05:07 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy


anongallery.org
 
2013-11-07 09:05:21 PM
This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....
 
2013-11-07 09:05:24 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy


Beer Me, Garçon!
 
2013-11-07 09:05:26 PM

Di Atribe: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football, altogether.

I like the college game but it's a different kind of football.


www.channel3000.com
 
2013-11-07 09:05:51 PM

Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.

It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.


YVAN EHT NIOJ
 
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM
Jerome Simpson leads the league in first down pointing
 
2013-11-07 09:06:13 PM

Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.

Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x375]


Yeah, dog.This guy:
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 09:06:31 PM
FUMBLROOSHKIE!
 
2013-11-07 09:06:43 PM
AP knees before bees.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:44 PM
AP was down.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:45 PM

Harv72b: Lt. Cheese Weasel: That rabbitt is dynamite!

We can't risk another frontal assault.


Where is Brother Maynard?
 
2013-11-07 09:06:47 PM
That Chris Carter Football Life should be interesting. That guy was so messed up that the Eagles sold him to Minnesota for for $2 dollars and a bag of beans.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:52 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Di Atribe: harleyquinnical: elguerodiablo: What's with the camouflage towels?  Is it Duck Dynasty awareness week?

I assume they are spreading awareness of Veteran's Day.

It's Army awareness day. have you heard of the Army yet? It's important that you are aware.

YVAN EHT NIOJ


i have a strong urge to join the naval forces for some reason.
 
2013-11-07 09:06:55 PM
The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?
 
2013-11-07 09:07:10 PM
Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:19 PM
10-7 Washington, 15:00 2nd
 
2013-11-07 09:07:29 PM

LucklessWonder: Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Crappy Thursday. No alcohol in the house, coffee pot's on the frits, so no caffeine either. i don't get NFL network so i can't see my beloved Redskins play (that might be a small mercy). Son is watching some shiatty cartoon about the Rabbids from Rayan, that is just THE. LOUDEST. THING. EVER.

And the puppy has decided he's Joe Buck and pissed in my shoes.

Oh, I..... hmmmm..... dog?

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Yeah, dog.This guy:
[img.photobucket.com image 541x960]
[img.photobucket.com image 541x960]
[img.photobucket.com image 850x479]
[img.photobucket.com image 541x960]


Enjoy your POOPY!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:29 PM
There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:31 PM
They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.
 
2013-11-07 09:07:38 PM
20 bucks says it's Deangelo Hall
 
2013-11-07 09:07:45 PM

4NSpy: Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.


Works for me!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:46 PM

VvonderJesus: heh, ponder doesn't get a fancy 7

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]


Well hell, he has hard enough time getting a basic 6.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:05 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Fights are bad for the brand.  Best Commissioner can't allow them to be glorified.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:08 PM

Bunny Deville: The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?


Well gosh you could just be so caught up in the non-stop action that it slips your mind...at least until halftime.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:17 PM

Harv72b: HaywoodJablonski: Garçon means boy

[anongallery.org image 300x268]


I thought it was French...<gratuitous mother joke>
 
2013-11-07 09:08:58 PM

4NSpy: Run Peterson 45 times, throw to him 15 times, have him field punts, have him kick extra points.


If he plays 11 positions on defense too I'll make them a dark horse for the superbowl.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:03 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


Incognito found his way into the game
 
2013-11-07 09:09:18 PM
We come from the land of the ice and snow...
 
2013-11-07 09:09:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Where is Brother Maynard?


And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu
 
2013-11-07 09:09:34 PM

LucklessWonder: Yeah, dog.This guy:


Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! *claps like dumb seal*
 
2013-11-07 09:09:39 PM
The announcers are sitting really close together.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:44 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S RICHIE INCOGNITO'S MUSIC
 
2013-11-07 09:09:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....


You said "orgies" twice.
 
2013-11-07 09:09:55 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

Fights are bad for the brand.  Best Commissioner can't allow them to be glorified.


True dat.  We need to maintain our bloodsports family friendly image.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:00 PM

ongbok: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

Incognito found his way into the game


There can't be a fight involving Incognito, apparently everyone loves him and has his back.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:10 PM
they let patterson play offense?
 
2013-11-07 09:10:13 PM

Bunny Deville: The husbands are cleaning excess grout off of the tiles in the bathroom (we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy). Shall I do the right thing and tell them to stop and come watch the Oregon game, or should I let them figure it out for themselves?


Don't disturb them.  They're focused on something important.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:21 PM

ongbok: That Chris Carter Football Life should be interesting. That guy was so messed up that the Eagles sold him to Minnesota for for $2 dollars and a bag of beans.


When you're cut by Buddy Ryan for behavior problems on a team repeatedly under investigation for bounties you MAY have a problem.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:41 PM

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.


I like orgies
 
2013-11-07 09:10:46 PM

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.


And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay
 
2013-11-07 09:10:48 PM

Quasar: The announcers are sitting really close together.


Looked like Mayock was Coked to the Gills!
 
2013-11-07 09:10:48 PM
come for clownshoes, stay for the shootout
 
2013-11-07 09:10:54 PM
Redskins tackling is best tackling
 
2013-11-07 09:11:25 PM
Nothing like throwing to a guy standing flat footed 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:30 PM

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay


Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:40 PM

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.


He likes orgies

img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-11-07 09:11:54 PM

Bunny Deville: we are mid reno, it,s why I'm so grumpy


Yeah, I'd be grumpy if I lived in Reno, too.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:01 PM

Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.


Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:09 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.


That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:28 PM
Alternate History 101: Guns gives the Vikings an advantage over the Redskins.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:56 PM
Ponder threw for a TD. Holy Fark.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:56 PM
TD Vikings part two!
 
2013-11-07 09:13:02 PM
TD Minnesota
 
2013-11-07 09:13:03 PM
Touchdown, Peterson!
 
2013-11-07 09:13:04 PM

Aezetyr: Packers throw the ball too much.


Not now we don't.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:08 PM
DAMN! Patterson has some big, good hands!
 
2013-11-07 09:13:09 PM

ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.

Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.


That's it. Yeah.

(They still haven't noticed that it's after eight...)
 
2013-11-07 09:13:11 PM
What the hell is that thing coming out of the back of Patterson's helmet?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:18 PM
Wow what a defensive standoff we have here
 
2013-11-07 09:13:19 PM
Patterson with the TD.  For a second, I thought Ponder was going to run for it. 14-10 Vikings.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:22 PM
TD Ponders.......it's not an orgy, but Mintysoda is up for the shiat.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:23 PM
Wow did Wilson get a horrible jump on that ball
 
2013-11-07 09:13:26 PM
Dammit Musgrave.  What the hell took you so long to incorporate Patterson in the O?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:32 PM

ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.

Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.


See?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:41 PM
Wait a minute....Ponder threw a touchdown?  To a Viking????

blog.logmycalls.com
 
2013-11-07 09:14:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 09:14:16 PM

Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.


Alfy Mo looked good last year for the Racists.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:31 PM
Good god, Ponder looks terrible on a completed TD score.
Dude was open for a full second before he threw the ball. 

A sloth on ether has better reaction time.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:33 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!


Oh, Your good.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:35 PM

elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.


WARRIOR. CODE.
 
2013-11-07 09:15:37 PM

Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.


Or Dyslexic!
 
2013-11-07 09:15:50 PM
That BWW Douche is not Lombardi.  Lombardi hated chicken wings,  he hated chickens.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:00 PM
If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".
 
2013-11-07 09:16:27 PM

Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!


forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com
 
2013-11-07 09:16:28 PM

germ78: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

WARRIOR. CODE.


STAHP
 
2013-11-07 09:16:29 PM

LucklessWonder: Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.

Alfy Mo looked good last year for the Racists.


Aye, he is a good one. Good find by the Native Americans.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:35 PM

Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!


Or drunk!
 
2013-11-07 09:16:36 PM
Awkward Kenny Chesney banter.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:38 PM

Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.


The work horse RB is disappearing because the NFL is getting more and more pass happy, and only depending on RB's to grind it out late in the game to burn clock. Even in goal line situations you are seeing teams trying to pass on first, second and third down.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:46 PM

Aezetyr: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They know that AP's getting the ball and they still can't stop him. It's like watching Barry Sanders all over again.

That's the truth.  There will never be another player like Barry, or hell, even AP. Workhorse RBs are a dying breed (poor choice of words...). Look at the top runners from college coming into the pros.  Mark Ingram? Non-factor. Trent Richardson? Non-factor.  LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor. Montee Ball? Buried on Denver's depth chart. Eddie Lacy looks like he could be a stud, but will he be able to produce at half-AP's level? Doubt it. Packers throw the ball too much.


Well thats kind of what makes guys like AP and Barry so special. You can't really have 20 "once in a generation" guys playing at the same time.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:00 PM
City is now a euphemism for box.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:00 PM
Is Di still here? I'm playing against her in FF this week, Go Vikings.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:29 PM

harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!


I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:32 PM

Aezetyr: LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor.


That's a function of HaleyBall. If you watched the games you saw that he has HUGE potential. I've not been disappointed with that pick, I just hope that they fire Haley so the early part of his career isn't wasted.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:44 PM

harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!


Nothing wrong with that.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:54 PM
A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?
 
2013-11-07 09:18:10 PM

Linkster: City is now a euphemism for box pooper


ftfy
 
2013-11-07 09:18:14 PM
Wait, he threw it to Reed?  Is he not aware that this benefits my fake football team?
 
2013-11-07 09:18:23 PM
IN CARS!!!   Drink 5!!!


That was a cool thing.  I like Alfred Morris' Bently.
 
2013-11-07 09:18:27 PM

Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.


Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....
 
2013-11-07 09:18:35 PM

grinding_journalist: Linkster: City is now a euphemism for box pooper

ftfy


+1
 
2013-11-07 09:19:15 PM

Quasar: A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?


Sure he drives an old beater, but they didn't mention his faberge egg addiction
 
2013-11-07 09:19:23 PM

bionicjoe: If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".


I think that joke is only what, a decade old?


grinding_journalist: Is Di still here? I'm playing against her in FF this week, Go Vikings.


I'M HERE following the game through the thread since the Spawn has commandeered the TV for the next 41 minutes or so.
 
2013-11-07 09:19:25 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.

Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....


How else can she see Russia from her house?
 
2013-11-07 09:19:43 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.

Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....


No, but she does drone.  Know what I mean?
 
2013-11-07 09:20:12 PM

grinding_journalist: Linkster: City is now a euphemism for box pooper

ftfy

img417.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-07 09:20:38 PM
They finally changed the channel. Those bastards.
 
2013-11-07 09:20:50 PM

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Bunny Deville: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: elguerodiablo: We should have combined the football threads.  Or is there some kind of tribalism where you can't like both college and pro or like people on the other side?

College fubol is the lower faith.  Based on witches, evil spells and Gozer worshipping.  We are of the higher faith, whiskey, voodoo dolls and large orgies.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This match could be bees.  It could be clownshoes.  OR...it could be the desparate struggle between two nots to the death with beheadings, sacrifces, orgies and flowing wine fountains.....

You said "orgies" twice.

And you noticed, you naughty boy.

Yay touchdown points for me yay

Never mind. I'm obviously hallucinating.

Or maybe you're a few minutes ahead of us.

That's it. Yeah.

(They still haven't noticed that it's after eight...)


Ah crap i thought it was starting at 9:30 the first quarter is almost over.  Still eggs tho.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:38 PM
Spectacular tackling in this game.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:39 PM
Garçon is way better than Shanahan deserves.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:41 PM
Vikings not big on the whole "tackling" thing.  Not their bag, baby.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:43 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Aezetyr: LeVeon Bell? Barely a factor.

That's a function of HaleyBall. If you watched the games you saw that he has HUGE potential. I've not been disappointed with that pick, I just hope that they fire Haley so the early part of his career isn't wasted.


True. I am not a Steelers fan, and them losing tastes like fresh sweet milk chocolate with sprinkled sea salt, but Haley is horrible. Like really, really bad.  If the Steelers don't put it together, chances are that team is going to be gutted.

Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:49 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: germ78: elguerodiablo: There's an awesome fight to the death going on so we're going to commercial.

WARRIOR. CODE.

STAHP


Hehehe, yeah I was just going through the Incognito threads a moment ago. Needless to say, I don't want to see that phrase ever again. It just fit for the situation.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:58 PM
Pierre Garcon just trucked a guy.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:59 PM
Wow, DC's Pass protection Sucks!

Oh, There's one.
 
2013-11-07 09:22:24 PM
Double fiftyburger if this continues
 
2013-11-07 09:22:29 PM
I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.
 
2013-11-07 09:22:39 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Aezetyr: harleyquinnical: Linkster: Linkster: Olympic Trolling Judge: Touchdown, Peterson!

Oh, Your good.

Or Dyslexic!

Or drunk!

I'm only dyslexic when it comes to palindromes.

Look Sarah Palin is alot of things, but she don't have drones...oh wait.....


She does have drones, how else is she going to deal with Putin when he rears his head and comes into U.S airspace?
 
2013-11-07 09:22:52 PM

4NSpy: Quasar: A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?

Sure he drives an old beater, but they didn't mention his faberge egg addiction


I cannot find a gif of 008 dressed as a clown letting the egg roll onto the floor as he dies.

I would be thrilled if someone could.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:03 PM

Quasar: Garçon is way better than Shanahan deserves.


The same could be said for Morris.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:05 PM
And goal, R-Words
 
2013-11-07 09:23:12 PM
Shanahan may suck, but he knows a good RB!
 
2013-11-07 09:23:29 PM

grinding_journalist: Is Di still here? I'm playing against her in FF this week, Go Vikings.


shiat! Stupid Thursday games. I didn't set any of my line-ups.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:44 PM

ongbok: She does have drones, how else is she going to deal with Putin when he rears his head and comes into U.S airspace?


She'll ride through the streets and warn the Russians that they can't take away our freedoms and our guns and such as.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:47 PM
Baylor woke up
 
2013-11-07 09:24:10 PM
I like jarad Allen but that looked dirty.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:29 PM
Wow, Jared Allen you fark.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:40 PM
If anyone cares, Stanford just scored. I don't care.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:58 PM

Linkster: Shanahan may suck, but he knows a good RB!


Yea, he never saw a cloud of dust and -2 yards he didn't like.

NOt Morris or Davis, but Shanahan is a tool.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:59 PM
Send em back 5.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:10 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.


You too, huh? I've got glee going on over here. You?
 
2013-11-07 09:25:11 PM

harleyquinnical: Quasar: Garçon is way better than Shanahan deserves.

The same could be said for Morris.


and Bobby Tripod.  The only thing Shannahanigans "deserves" is AIDS ridden Ass Cancer.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:15 PM
Uh... Guns?  It's third down.  Third, buddy.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:16 PM
dammit Stanford
 
2013-11-07 09:25:33 PM
Jared Being Jared
 
2013-11-07 09:25:51 PM
TD Warriors!
 
2013-11-07 09:25:52 PM
That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.
 
2013-11-07 09:25:52 PM
Touchdown on the Reed option!
 
2013-11-07 09:25:55 PM
Oooof. That TD hurt.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:08 PM
TD Washington

Defense is for lame-os
 
2013-11-07 09:26:16 PM

Bunny Deville: If anyone cares, Stanford just scored. I don't care.


I switched the channel just to see the PAT...HOLY FARK, Griffin!  Nice pass, but get rid of it sooner.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:27 PM

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.

You too, huh? I've got glee going on over here. You?


I dunno, they're watching some mindless crap. I failed as a father.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:38 PM
TD Reed!

images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-07 09:26:43 PM
17-14 Washington, 5:02 2nd
 
2013-11-07 09:26:45 PM

Di Atribe: That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.


No TD for Alamo. Nonesies.
 
2013-11-07 09:27:05 PM
This game is exactly what the NFL wants. Competitive but no D
 
2013-11-07 09:27:21 PM

Aezetyr: Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.


If you're planning on being a RB in the NFL long-term, you better be able to catch a pass thrown in your direction. The backs in this league who can't catch bounce around from team to team and eventually wash out. Meanwhile backs who can catch have found success even though they aren't from traditional football factory schools (like Matt Forte).
 
2013-11-07 09:27:29 PM

grinding_journalist: 4NSpy: Quasar: A young football player who isn't going to go broke in a year after retirement? Say wha?

Sure he drives an old beater, but they didn't mention his faberge egg addiction

I cannot find a gif of 008 dressed as a clown letting the egg roll onto the floor as he dies.

I would be thrilled if someone could.


media.sfx.co.uk

So I want a 128 GB USB card.

/google Fu be Strong
 
2013-11-07 09:27:35 PM
Wouldn't a 40 minute shower at halftime mean he'd get back partway through the third quarter?
 
2013-11-07 09:27:45 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm streaming this mess.  Big TV is being hogged by my spawn. If I'm behind some themes or memes, sorry.

You too, huh? I've got glee going on over here. You?

I dunno, they're watching some mindless crap. I failed as a father.


I couldn't get my kids to watch Ghost busters. I feel like a failure as a parent.
 
2013-11-07 09:27:52 PM
We've replaced the defenses for the teams with Folgers Crystals.  Lets see if anyone notices.
 
2013-11-07 09:27:57 PM
Looks like this is gonna be a shoot-out. Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.
 
2013-11-07 09:28:18 PM
Commercial! Blues up 3-0 over Calgary with 6:00 to go in the 2nd.
 
2013-11-07 09:28:44 PM

Quasar: Wouldn't a 40 minute shower at halftime mean he'd get back partway through the third quarter?


Well, there are Jerry Sandusky showers, and then there are showers.  What was the question?
 
2013-11-07 09:29:12 PM

Linkster: So I want a 128 GB USB card.

/google Fu be Strong


gif man, GIF! Anyone can find a still.
 
2013-11-07 09:29:16 PM
Despite not setting my lineup, I already have 19 points thanks to starting Garcon & Reed in Di's league. Steely McBeam Lovers is going down! Hopefully...
 
2013-11-07 09:29:22 PM

grinding_journalist: Di Atribe: That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.

No TD for Alamo. Nonesies.


THE GAME IS YOUNG
 
2013-11-07 09:29:47 PM
Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.
 
2013-11-07 09:29:48 PM

Di Atribe: Looks like this is gonna be a shoot-out. Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.


Heh...I can see the tears from here.
 
2013-11-07 09:30:49 PM

germ78: Aezetyr: Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.

If you're planning on being a RB in the NFL long-term, you better be able to catch a pass thrown in your direction. The backs in this league who can't catch bounce around from team to team and eventually wash out. Meanwhile backs who can catch have found success even though they aren't from traditional football factory schools (like Matt Forte).


Well said. The modern RB is expected to not only run the ball between the tackles, also pass block, pick up blitzers, catch the ball, or line up in the slot. The same cliche' is the reason that only 4 or 5 teams carry a fullback.
 
2013-11-07 09:31:26 PM
Okay, Ponder.  How about that pick 6?
 
2013-11-07 09:31:31 PM

grinding_journalist: Linkster: So I want a 128 GB USB card.

/google Fu be Strong

gif man, GIF! Anyone can find a still.


Found a vid, you GIF it.

But oh, youtube is block in yous coontry?
 
2013-11-07 09:31:41 PM

germ78: Aezetyr: Also, it's probably a cliche' at this point, but the offensive game plans and rules are so skewed towards the passing game, that Bell, Ball, and many others are not going to get the carries and "center of the offense" description that AP and Chris Johnson gets.

If you're planning on being a RB in the NFL long-term, you better be able to catch a pass thrown in your direction. The backs in this league who can't catch bounce around from team to team and eventually wash out. Meanwhile backs who can catch have found success even though they aren't from traditional football factory schools (like Matt Forte).


I mostly agree. Alfred Morris has been an exception though. Great throwback runner who gets a lot of yds after contact.
 
2013-11-07 09:31:46 PM

Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-07 09:31:47 PM

Di Atribe: grinding_journalist: Di Atribe: That was a beautiful throw! Dammit.

No TD for Alamo. Nonesies.

THE GAME IS YOUNG


SO LET'S SET THE WORLD OF FIII-YAH!
 
2013-11-07 09:32:03 PM

Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.


Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:34 PM

Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.


Or the ones with Mrs. Claus making a sex video for Santa.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:36 PM
I'm gonna hit the rack and catch the rest of this teutonic struggle with my woobie.  Night all!  See Ya Sunday.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:38 PM

Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.


How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:52 PM

Harv72b: Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.


This!
 
2013-11-07 09:34:48 PM

Harv72b: Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x334]


They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.
 
2013-11-07 09:34:56 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I HEARD SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THAT?!
 
2013-11-07 09:35:08 PM
I think the Redskins decide who will return kicks and punts by drawing straws before the game
 
2013-11-07 09:35:11 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna hit the rack and catch the rest of this teutonic struggle with my woobie.  Night all!  See Ya Sunday.


Good night, Big Cheese.
 
2013-11-07 09:35:19 PM

LucklessWonder: Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.

How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.


I resent that remark. Love my Lexus
 
2013-11-07 09:35:45 PM
Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.
 
2013-11-07 09:36:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 09:36:32 PM
I think the defenses have stolen all of the toast for this game.
They're making a busload of clownshoes look competent. 

www.bigtomatocompany.com
 
2013-11-07 09:36:33 PM

grinding_journalist: gif man, GIF! Anyone can find a still.


OH, it was 009.

Start there.
 
2013-11-07 09:36:46 PM

HaywoodJablonski: LucklessWonder: Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.

How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.

I resent that remark. Love my Lexus


I love mine, too.

Sure, we got it used two years ago. Sure, it's a 1990 model. But we've only ever had one issue with it, and it has literally half a million miles on it.
 
2013-11-07 09:37:07 PM
They've just stopped talking about the current game completely.  Completely.
 
2013-11-07 09:37:51 PM
Peter Boy with the Catch!
 
2013-11-07 09:37:51 PM
Over/under on the time of Garcon's impending head injury?
 
2013-11-07 09:37:52 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: They've just stopped talking about the current game completely.  Completely.


Do you blame them?
 
2013-11-07 09:37:54 PM

LucklessWonder: Quasar: Harv72b: Oh, yay.  The Santa Claus mercedes commercials are back.

Better than the Lexus ones where we're supposed to recognize that music means someone is about to get a Lexus for a gift.

How are the assholes rich enough to buy cars as surprise gifts anyway. More to the point why would such assholes be slumming it with Lexus anyway.


Lexus is what people who think they are rich or people who want others to think they are rich drive.
 
2013-11-07 09:37:59 PM
has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:03 PM

Di Atribe: bionicjoe: If he stays on pace & is a big FF draft pick next year my team may be "Zach Stacy's Mom has Got It Goin' On".

I think that joke is only what, a decade old?



Well he's only a rookie, but the song is much older, like when you were in high school or something. :P
 
2013-11-07 09:38:05 PM
Rio Tinto Stadium looks full for Salt Lake/Galaxy. No score yet in the 27th minute, which is good for the Galaxy, because this is a two-legged thing and the Galaxy lead 1-0 on aggregate.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:14 PM

ariseatex: Olympic Trolling Judge: They've just stopped talking about the current game completely.  Completely.

Do you blame them?


...no.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:56 PM

MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.


Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.
 
2013-11-07 09:39:06 PM

Aezetyr: Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.


I'm just happy that it's no longer Cooch/Jackson/Obenshain/McAuliffe/Sarvis/Northam/Herring ads
 
2013-11-07 09:39:15 PM

Di Atribe: They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.


I'm not good with flowcharts & such, but in text form...choosing your bye week defense:

1) Can you get KC or Seattle?  If yes, play one of those.  If no...
2) Can you get the team playing Jacksonville?  If yes, do so.  If no...
3) Can you get the team playing the Giants?  If yes, do so.  If no...
4) Against Houston?  Tampa Bay?  Buffalo?
5) Play no defense.  0 points is better than -8.
 
2013-11-07 09:39:36 PM

Di Atribe: Harv72b: Di Atribe: Super-pumped about picking up the Redskins D to fill in for the Chefs D this week.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x334]

They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-11-07 09:39:41 PM
Stanford is flat-out overpowering Oregon right now.  Up 7-0 and driving.
 
2013-11-07 09:40:15 PM

ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.


No one has ever needed either of those things
 
2013-11-07 09:40:39 PM

ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.


strange, DC still has a basketball team. We'll I'll be...
 
2013-11-07 09:40:43 PM

elguerodiablo: Stanford is flat-out overpowering Oregon right now.  Up 7-0 and driving.


Stanford's D is making Mariota look like Taylor Martinez.
 
2013-11-07 09:41:03 PM

elguerodiablo: Stanford is flat-out overpowering Oregon right now.  Up 7-0 and driving.


This is better than the NFL game how?
 
2013-11-07 09:41:15 PM
Oh so the 6th touchdown was the one that sealed the game, huh?
 
2013-11-07 09:41:38 PM

Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things


They're still the Bullets damn it!
 
2013-11-07 09:41:57 PM
The Dolphin Investigation brought to you by LEXUS!
 
2013-11-07 09:42:13 PM

Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things


Some people need Wizards.

Well, not everyone.

potterpensieve.com
 
2013-11-07 09:42:18 PM
122nd career shutout to extend the record for Brodeur as Devils blank the Flyers 3-0.  W00t.
 
2013-11-07 09:42:20 PM

LucklessWonder: Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things

They're still the Bullets damn it!


Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train
 
2013-11-07 09:42:30 PM
Touchdown Stanford.
 
2013-11-07 09:42:50 PM
And just like that, the nerds are up 14-0.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:01 PM

LucklessWonder: Aezetyr: Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.

I'm just happy that it's no longer Cooch/Jackson/Obenshain/McAuliffe/Sarvis/Northam/Herring ads


Thisthis and more this^^^^^
 
2013-11-07 09:43:09 PM

ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.


shawnbyfield.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-07 09:43:18 PM

Bunny Deville: Touchdown Stanford.


Go Cardilul.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:36 PM
Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:43 PM

Nefarious: LucklessWonder: Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things

They're still the Bullets damn it!

Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train


Shoes, actually.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:51 PM

seventypercent: And just like that, the nerds are up 14-0.


So have we officially combined the threads yet? Is that like crossing the streams?
 
2013-11-07 09:43:52 PM

Nefarious: Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train


WHAR BULLET TRAIN WHAR!
 
2013-11-07 09:43:56 PM

Whack-a-Mole: LucklessWonder: Aezetyr: Holiday commercials are the reason I DVR most everything.

I'm just happy that it's no longer Cooch/Jackson/Obenshain/McAuliffe/Sarvis/Northam/Herring ads

Thisthis and more this^^^^^


We never got Jackson or Sarvis ads up here.  Not complaining, of course.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:04 PM
Minnesota D is terrible
 
2013-11-07 09:44:22 PM
Bullshiat DPI on Oregon and Stanford punches it in on a nice QB draw.  14-0 Trees.

Stanford cheerleaders have this kinda sexy santa thing going on.  I think thats their usual outfit it's not Santa time yet.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:28 PM

Harv72b: Di Atribe: They were the highest scoring available DEF! And for godsakes, they're playing the VIKINGS, come on.

I'm not good with flowcharts & such, but in text form...choosing your bye week defense:

1) Can you get KC or Seattle?  If yes, play one of those.  If no...
2) Can you get the team playing Jacksonville?  If yes, do so.  If no...
3) Can you get the team playing the Giants?  If yes, do so.  If no...
4) Against Houston?  Tampa Bay?  Buffalo?
5) Play no defense.  0 points is better than -8.


5) Arizona & Carolina are quietly good defenses.
6) Toss up.

I have AZ & Carolina. Got them both in the past few weeks after dumping Denver. My opponent picked up Denver the next day that week. They played the R-Words. 
I giggled. 

We play in league where defenses start at 20, and average about 20. I rarely have a defense under 5 points.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:52 PM

Bunny Deville: Touchdown Stanford.


Wasn't Stanford the team last year that beat Oregon and caused them to lose their chance at the NC game?
 
2013-11-07 09:45:11 PM

Nefarious: LucklessWonder: Paduke: ariseatex: MmmCrime: has it yet been mentioned that the Caps are playing the Wild this evening? Full on DC vs Minnesota tonight.

Needs Wizards & Timberwolves.

No one has ever needed either of those things

They're still the Bullets damn it!

Nope because people couldn't remember they were named after a train


What?  Too much PTSD after the Lincoln Assassination?
 
2013-11-07 09:45:25 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.


Who's your other TE.  I could think of 2 that are no brainers and 2 more who would be a toss up.
 
2013-11-07 09:45:38 PM

Harv72b: Can you get KC or Seattle?


I have KC and they are fantastic! But they're on a bye. Had to grab a replacement quick.

bionicjoe: static.giantbomb.com


You realize he says "He chose poorly" and also "You have chosen wisely," right? WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN
 
2013-11-07 09:45:54 PM

ongbok: Bunny Deville: Touchdown Stanford.

Wasn't Stanford the team last year that beat Oregon and caused them to lose their chance at the NC game?


Yes. 17-14 overtime (that's what the husbands say, anyway.)
 
2013-11-07 09:45:59 PM
RGCrushed.
 
2013-11-07 09:46:14 PM
3rd and a Favre, DC
 
2013-11-07 09:46:14 PM
RG Knee, Clocked at the ONE!
 
2013-11-07 09:46:17 PM
Ooh he coulda made it but was cautious trying not to take a hit and took one anyway.
 
2013-11-07 09:46:21 PM

Bunny Deville: seventypercent: And just like that, the nerds are up 14-0.

So have we officially combined the threads yet? Is that like crossing the streams?


I would think so. The other thread is deader than the hip-hop scene in Branson, Missouri.
 
2013-11-07 09:46:21 PM
GOAL REAL SALT LAKE! Tied on aggregate!
 
2013-11-07 09:46:31 PM
Put Griffin in touch with whoever the Falcons mascot was buddying up with.  The man is clearly suicidal.
 
2013-11-07 09:46:32 PM
RGIII gets nuked again. That guy will be done in three years, wait and see.
 
2013-11-07 09:46:36 PM

Nefarious: cameroncrazy1984: Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.

Who's your other TE.  I could think of 2 that are no brainers and 2 more who would be a toss up.


Gates.
 
2013-11-07 09:47:09 PM
I know the TD looks sweet dude, but you better learn some self protection or your career will be over before the Skins have all their draft picks back
 
2013-11-07 09:47:16 PM

Bunny Deville: ongbok: Bunny Deville: Touchdown Stanford.

Wasn't Stanford the team last year that beat Oregon and caused them to lose their chance at the NC game?

Yes. 17-14 overtime (that's what the husbands say, anyway.)


If things keep going this way, they are going to do it again this year.
 
2013-11-07 09:47:19 PM

Quasar: Ooh he coulda made it but was cautious trying not to take a hit and took one anyway.


Got enough flack from the flying play on Sunday I guess.

TD Red Tails!
 
2013-11-07 09:47:20 PM
TD DC
 
2013-11-07 09:47:24 PM
TD DC
 
2013-11-07 09:47:26 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Nefarious: cameroncrazy1984: Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.

Who's your other TE.  I could think of 2 that are no brainers and 2 more who would be a toss up.

Gates.


I have Gates and Miller.
 
2013-11-07 09:47:27 PM
His name was Robert Paulson.
 
2013-11-07 09:47:27 PM
I can't believe the Vike's actually thought they would run the ball there
 
2013-11-07 09:47:38 PM
That's kinda sad actually, seeing how easily the guys in the booth telegraphed that play.
 
2013-11-07 09:47:49 PM
His name was Logan Paulsen.  His name was Logan Paulsen....
 
2013-11-07 09:47:51 PM
Damn it, Griffin.  Either give yourself up, or run a direction in which you can score.  Neither of those involves getting hit by a truck.

Wow...where was the backfield on that one?  Passed out on too much wine?
 
2013-11-07 09:47:54 PM
I hope Shanahan is paralyzed by the mafia or something when he gets RGIII killed. 
Russel Wilson runs a bunch...out of bounds and away from trouble. 
RGIII is not Earl Campbell.

And the Minny defense is apparently in DC or something. WIDE OPEN EVERYONE!
 
2013-11-07 09:47:54 PM
RG3 already has 27 points. Excellent.
 
2013-11-07 09:48:06 PM
10 seconds, 3 timeouts.

It's PONDERTIME.
 
2013-11-07 09:48:15 PM
I think Minnesota has completely given up.

Also, completely awesome goal just now by Datsyuk. That guy is freaking awesome.
 
2013-11-07 09:48:27 PM
Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?
 
2013-11-07 09:49:01 PM

seventypercent: His name was Robert Paulson.


+1

Can't remember where.
 
2013-11-07 09:49:05 PM
Does Oregon have shiny green feathers on their shoulders?
 
2013-11-07 09:49:19 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Nefarious: cameroncrazy1984: Damn, maybe I should have started Jordan Reed.

Who's your other TE.  I could think of 2 that are no brainers and 2 more who would be a toss up.

Gates.


Yeah he's a toss up.

As we stand it's Graham, then Gronk, With Reed, Thomas, Gates, and Cameron all bunched together.
 
2013-11-07 09:49:30 PM

Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?


Caps just won in a shootout.
 
2013-11-07 09:49:42 PM

Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?


and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
 
2013-11-07 09:49:42 PM
Throw it deep, Ponder! Like 15, 20 yards.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:04 PM

Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?


Go home, thread.  You're drunk?
 
2013-11-07 09:50:24 PM

Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?


If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:24 PM

Linkster: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.


Five golden championship rings!

Or something.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:32 PM
24-14 Washington, halftime

DC gets the ball to start the second half.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:44 PM

Bunny Deville: Does Oregon have shiny green feathers on their shoulders?


That they do. They aren't real feathers, though.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:44 PM
sfcitizen.com

Couldn't really find a pic that showed the sexy santa thing but did find this to be noteworthy.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:50 PM
there were three (3) receivers just wide farking open on that play.  That's some of the worst goal line defense i've ever seen.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:55 PM
"They played pretty well."

No - they gave up 24 points and are losing by 10 at the half.  That is not playing well.  It is being a crappy, crappy football team.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:58 PM
Since the college thread sucks, gonna post pro Baylor propaganda her since Baylor's saviour is playing for the Red*bongs*
 
2013-11-07 09:51:00 PM

Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?


Wild just lost in a shootout. Farking Minnesota teams.
 
2013-11-07 09:51:07 PM

ariseatex: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.


I'm getting Stars/Redwings updates on my telefono, if we want those, too.
 
2013-11-07 09:51:26 PM

ariseatex: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.


Everyone Learn Code
 
2013-11-07 09:51:42 PM
Halftime!!!
cdn.gifstache.com
 
2013-11-07 09:51:48 PM

ariseatex: If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.


Oh, no, no, no, there's this Arizona Fall League game on MLB Network between Scottsdale and Salt River.
 
2013-11-07 09:52:34 PM

Fallout Zone: "They played pretty well."

No - they gave up 24 points and are losing by 10 at the half.  That is not playing well.  It is being a crappy, crappy football team.


Well it was actually pretty good for them.  They could have easily been even more crappy.
 
2013-11-07 09:52:35 PM

harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?


Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.
 
2013-11-07 09:52:41 PM
Clownskates for Dallas as 3 of their own players collided, and Seguin gets a stick to the face and cut.
 
2013-11-07 09:53:06 PM

ariseatex: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.


I've got Sabres/Kings in about 40 minutes. I think I'm gonna need more beer.
 
2013-11-07 09:53:25 PM

Halftime?


i27.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-07 09:53:56 PM

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

If you want more, we can start discussing Martin/Incognito too.

Everyone Learn Code


I could start covering my Android programming class that I am currently in.

/ooh Background Services!
//it's over in 20 minutes anyway
 
2013-11-07 09:54:03 PM

Bunny Deville: Linkster: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

Five golden championship rings!

Or something.


I know. but you're sober and it's real early for this shiat. I'm ashamed, sort of.
 
2013-11-07 09:54:16 PM

Di Atribe: You realize he says "He chose poorly" and also "You have chosen wisely," right? WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN


You're the one with the turnstile defense in FF. Take a guess.
 
2013-11-07 09:54:23 PM
w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!
 
2013-11-07 09:54:42 PM

Aezetyr: Clownskates for Dallas as 3 of their own players collided, and Seguin gets a stick to the face and cut.


Oh dear....
 
2013-11-07 09:55:17 PM

LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.


I'm thinking about it. It's been almost a year since I graduated and I'm still unemployed, I might as well spend my time productively.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:26 PM

thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!


Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:37 PM
Oregon fumbles in the red zone. First down, nerds, on their own 2.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:39 PM
Oregon fumble, Stanford ball at the Stanford 2.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:51 PM
It's not that the Vikings D sucks. They're just really generous to charities.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:54 PM

bionicjoe: Di Atribe: You realize he says "He chose poorly" and also "You have chosen wisely," right? WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN

You're the one with the turnstile defense in FF. Take a guess.


I should've known. I fear I didn't have much of a choice, though.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:55 PM

LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.


My partner has about a tenth of that.  Hopes to catch up tomorrow.
 
2013-11-07 09:56:29 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.


The ones in Buffalo?
 
2013-11-07 09:56:44 PM

LucklessWonder: Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo? I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.


I have a soccer book manuscript sitting at 341,120 words. Not NaNoWriMo, but there is the sense of constant urgency to keep it updated. Ran a search for occurences of 'as of' a few days back to flag entries likely to need updating ('as of this writing', 'as of whatever date', 'as of late'), and it threw me 152 results. 'Currently' gave me another 72.
 
2013-11-07 09:57:20 PM

Di Atribe: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

The ones in Buffalo?


Maybe the one's sitting here on Capitol Hill?
 
2013-11-07 09:57:41 PM
Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.
 
2013-11-07 09:57:43 PM
Halftime

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 09:57:55 PM
Oregon is playing like they were out drinking all last night
 
2013-11-07 09:57:57 PM
Halftime in Sandy, Utah; aggregate stands at Real Salt Lake 1-1 LA Galaxy.
 
2013-11-07 09:58:51 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.


seneca was cut by the browns.  the browns
 
2013-11-07 09:59:01 PM

Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.


Is that why the Vike defense isn't in this stadium?
 
2013-11-07 09:59:31 PM
Skip Bayless        ✔ @RealSkipBayless
Finally, RG3 is BACK. Now, here come the Redskins.

Facepalm.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:22 PM
Malicious physical attack?
 
2013-11-07 10:00:32 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.


And the Raiders (if I recall, he may have been traded) after being beat out by Terrelle Freaking Pryor.

And the Seahawks after being beat out by Wilson.

Gotta respect what the guy has done.  He had a record setting game against a horrifyingly bad Lions secondary, where they were starting a blow-up clown doll, a pylon, and Amari Spivey as DBs. He took a successful SINGLE game and parlayed it into a lot of money.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:33 PM
On this Bully deal. Didn't Mike (NFLN) say that he needed to kick someones ass and it would stop?
 
2013-11-07 10:00:34 PM

Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.


I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:35 PM

thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!


Again, Walt Jr is the better option. Crazy legs, stutter-step - he's got all the moves you want in a mobile QB.

/second time using the joke in a few days, so it's done
 
2013-11-07 10:00:48 PM

LucklessWonder: NaNoWriMo



All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 
2013-11-07 10:01:53 PM

Linkster: On this Bully deal. Didn't Mike (NFLN) say that he needed to kick someones ass and it would stop?


Well, Martin looks like he's going to kick someone's ass. You know, if an entire professional sports league's reputation counts as 'someone'.
 
2013-11-07 10:02:21 PM

seventypercent: Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.

I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.


Hahaha I love these!
 
2013-11-07 10:03:05 PM

seventypercent: Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.

I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.


Hey, cha cha.  Why don't you include an 8x10 of Dennis Miller to drive the point home harder than Van Hellsing staking Dracula.
 
2013-11-07 10:03:15 PM

Di Atribe: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

The ones in Buffalo?


The Beals, if you're Solomon Wilcotts.
 
2013-11-07 10:03:49 PM
Stars tie it up!
 
2013-11-07 10:04:19 PM

harleyquinnical: seventypercent: Fallout Zone: Oregon is taking tackling lessons from the Vikes.

I haven't seen such poor tackling since The National Marijuana Legalization Foundation got put up in the same hotel as the Babe Winklemann Annual Fishing Derby.

Hey, cha cha.  Why don't you include an 8x10 of Dennis Miller to drive the point home harder than Van Hellsing staking Dracula.


You're gonna kill this joke deader than the Carthaginians after the Third Punic War.
 
2013-11-07 10:04:41 PM

Aezetyr: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

And the Raiders (if I recall, he may have been traded) after being beat out by Terrelle Freaking Pryor.

And the Seahawks after being beat out by Wilson.

Gotta respect what the guy has done.  He had a record setting game against a horrifyingly bad Lions secondary, where they were starting a blow-up clown doll, a pylon, and Amari Spivey as DBs. He took a successful SINGLE game and parlayed it into a lot of money.


HEY NOW,

He also had a really good game against the Pats once...
 
2013-11-07 10:04:44 PM
FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."
 
2013-11-07 10:05:08 PM

Gosling: Linkster: On this Bully deal. Didn't Mike (NFLN) say that he needed to kick someones ass and it would stop?

Well, Martin looks like he's going to kick someone's ass. You know, if an entire professional sports league's reputation counts as 'someone'.


NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

Mental conditions? His Dr's from JR High through HS should have said NO, if this was the case.
 
2013-11-07 10:05:31 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


But, you know, boys will be boys.  It's all in good fun.

*cough*
 
2013-11-07 10:05:59 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: w00t matt flynn workout for the pack!

Dude. He was cut by the Bills. The Bills.

The ones in Buffalo?

The Beals, if you're Solomon Wilcotts.


The Beadles?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-07 10:06:14 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


But it's okay because they play a sport! Guys. A sport! That makes everything fine and completely understandable/excusable and if you don't like it maybe you should wear a skirt and make tea.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:18 PM

Di Atribe: Hahaha I love these!


:)

harleyquinnical: Hey, cha cha. Why don't you include an 8x10 of Dennis Miller to drive the point home harder than Van Hellsing staking Dracula.


I always liked Miller during his year on MNF. He wasn't everybody's cup of tea, but I always got a kick out of him.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:23 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


That was me. I meant to send it to subby's mom, but I mis-dialed.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:52 PM
31-5 Baylor. Gonna say they are a legit team this year.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:52 PM
The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:59 PM

Primitive Screwhead: This got greened? YAY ME! :)

If Alfred Morris could play more like Garrett Morris and Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee III could have a quiet night. That would be awesome. Thanks.


well done.  just now saw this and giggled healthily.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:10 PM
Jesus Alf had a huge whole there.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:14 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


Was that a riff, or the real thing?

Eisen phrasing it as "cannot even be paraphrased in a gentlemanly manner" was rather amusing, I'll say that.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:31 PM

Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.


I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:41 PM

Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.


Hope you have something on the DVR, 'cause this thing could get out of hand just as easily.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:41 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

But, you know, boys will be boys.  It's all in good fun.

*cough*


Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?
 
2013-11-07 10:07:45 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


That is incredibly out of bounds.  Everyone knows you make those kind jokes about someones mom and not sister.   Or maybe a recently dead relative.  But definitely not sister.
 
2013-11-07 10:08:05 PM

Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."


Hey, that's good old fashion locker room ribbing.
 
2013-11-07 10:08:21 PM
End of the 3rd inning in Salt River, they lead Scottsdale 3-0.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:00 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.


Do you make a living hitting people?
 
2013-11-07 10:09:00 PM

robsul82: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

Was that a riff, or the real thing?

Eisen phrasing it as "cannot even be paraphrased in a gentlemanly manner" was rather amusing, I'll say that.


Real thing.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:07 PM

Bunny Deville: LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.

I'm thinking about it. It's been almost a year since I graduated and I'm still unemployed, I might as well spend my time productively.


That was my logic to.Unemployed, might as well fill up the time between interviews and bouts of ennui-fueled depression.

ariseatex: LucklessWonder: harleyquinnical: Gosling: Okay, this thread is now covering Redskins/Vikings, Oregon/Stanford, Real Salt Lake/LA Galaxy, and is someone doing Capitals/Wild?

Go home, thread.  You're drunk?

Well, if it's turning into one of those threads, anyone else here doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm at 0 words today, 13,374 total.

My partner has about a tenth of that.  Hopes to catch up tomorrow.


I can never get anything done on Fridays/Saturdays. Sundays are my biggies.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:21 PM

Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?


Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.
 
2013-11-07 10:10:08 PM
Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?
 
2013-11-07 10:10:27 PM

ongbok: Earguy: FYI, the announcers talked about a text from a teammate that could not be repeated on TV:

Quote from teammate: "We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f-k her without a condom and c- in her c-."

Hey, that's good old fashion locker room ribbing.


Yo mamma so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia!

/Harvard locker room
 
2013-11-07 10:10:43 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.

Do you make a living hitting people?


Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?
 
2013-11-07 10:10:50 PM
"All you've gotta do is make a tackle."

Which is precisely why the Vikings couldn't stop him.
 
2013-11-07 10:11:23 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.


But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.
 
2013-11-07 10:12:08 PM

Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.


Ehhh. I wouldn't. Oregon's offense is the type that could put up a fifty burger in the second half, especially if Stanford gets back on its heels and takes their foot off the gas thinking they are cruising to a win.
 
2013-11-07 10:12:33 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.

But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.


"To settle things like men" means committing multiple felonies.
 
2013-11-07 10:12:45 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?


Back in the old days you could punch a guy three times before you got thrown out of the game. These players today are soft.
 
2013-11-07 10:13:23 PM
40-yard R-Words FGA is good.

27-14 Washington, 9:22 3rd
 
2013-11-07 10:13:24 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.


I'm sorry.

I don't understand how you can grow up, anywhere, without having taken enough shiat, to have not fought back.  I mean not 'talking your way out of it' or actually running the fark away.
 
2013-11-07 10:13:26 PM

cameroncrazy1984: But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.


And it's not like anyone would have blamed Martin for punching his teammate like a crazy man, oh no.

/more points for DC, in case you'd forgotten that Minnesota sucks
 
2013-11-07 10:13:38 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: cameroncrazy1984: Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.

But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.

"To settle things like men" means committing multiple felonies.


Obviously only REAL WARRIOR MEN assault other men. To do anything less than assaulting a teammate unacceptable.
 
2013-11-07 10:13:41 PM

mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?


YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.
 
2013-11-07 10:14:23 PM

ongbok: Bunny Deville: The men gave up the Oregon game as a lost cause. We're watching the Redskins/Vikings again.

Ehhh. I wouldn't. Oregon's offense is the type that could put up a fifty burger in the second half, especially if Stanford gets back on its heels and takes their foot off the gas thinking they are cruising to a win.


This. Oregon started off kind of slow in the UCLA game, and then put up 28 unanswered in the second half.

However, that was a tie game at halftime. They could be down by three touchdowns here in seconds.
 
2013-11-07 10:14:36 PM

Gosling: cameroncrazy1984: Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?

Back in the old days you could punch a guy three times before you got thrown out of the game. These players today are soft.


Plus they had to punch them uphill.  Both ways.  Both ways.
 
2013-11-07 10:14:52 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.

Do you make a living hitting people?

Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?


OK Albert, this happened in the locker room, not the field.

I'll go and say you ran away.
 
2013-11-07 10:15:26 PM
Owie. Big collision at midfield in Salt Lake. Robbie Findley slow to get up.
 
2013-11-07 10:15:35 PM
Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?
 
2013-11-07 10:15:43 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: cameroncrazy1984: Olympic Trolling Judge: Linkster: Would that not be enough to send you into a rage enough to clock some one?

Clock?  No.  Confront and ask if they're farking shiatting me, maybe.

But there is contact in the NFL so apparently the only response is punching. ONLY RESPONSE.

"To settle things like men" means committing multiple felonies.


And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:36 PM
That was some hot 13 on 13 action.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:38 PM

mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?


Goodell.  It's always Goodell.

And Bettman too, just to be safe.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:43 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?

YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.


Isnt there a college thread already?
 
2013-11-07 10:16:48 PM

mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?


When in doubt, blame Obama.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:20 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: Linkster: NO MAN. I MEAN NO MAN. Goes through life as a Snowflake not punching some one in the fuking mouth.

I have gone through life without ever once punching someone in the mouth. Am I not a man?

/stupid argument is stupid.

Do you make a living hitting people?

Punching is illegal in the NFL. Do you have a rational argument or not?

OK Albert, this happened in the locker room, not the field.

I'll go and say you ran away.


This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?
 
2013-11-07 10:17:27 PM
Halftime in Stanford. 17-0, nerds.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:37 PM
Stars win! Whooooooooooo!!!!1 Swept their entire road trip! Woot!
 
2013-11-07 10:17:39 PM

mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?


Do we have to choose?   Cause I kinda want to hate everyone involved.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:45 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Goodell.  It's always Goodell.

And Bettman too, just to be safe.


I WILL CUT BETTMANS HEAD OFF AND shiat DOWN HIS THROAT!
 
2013-11-07 10:17:55 PM

ongbok: And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.


The guys giving him shiat are his size, yes? Assigned by the Coach to 'bring him into the fold'.
 
2013-11-07 10:18:18 PM

mikaloyd: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?

YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.

Isnt there a college thread already?


Apparently, it died because all of the awesome people were over here.
 
2013-11-07 10:18:29 PM
Oregon looks a lot less cool when they are getting their ass kicked
 
2013-11-07 10:18:42 PM

Linkster: ongbok: And with the size of Martin, take a chance on killing the guy and catching a murder charge.

The guys giving him shiat are his size, yes? Assigned by the Coach to 'bring him into the fold'.


Sounds like they did a heckuva job, too. Harassment is definitely the REAL MAN's way to bring a guy into your team culture.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:08 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Hai Guise! Is this the Martincognito thread?

YES! And the Oregon thread. And the Galaxy thread. And the Stars thread. And I think there's a game in Minnesota somewhere too, I guess.


Go Wings! Sadly, the Wild fell to the Cap's in the shootout. How's the game? I'm currently sitting in a theater waiting for Thor 2 to start. They pushed back the start time 40 minutes and didn't update their website to reflect the change.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:10 PM
Yeah, you want to cross double digits in TOP at the midway point of the 3rd quarter, sure.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:25 PM
That's a textbook hit by Orakpo. See, it is possible to hit someone without a penalty!
 
2013-11-07 10:19:48 PM
CHRIS KLUWE LIVETWEETS DC/VIKINGS:

No NFL network in the hotel. I shall craft updates based on what I think is happening.

Vikes/Wash Update 1 - Mayor Rob Ford runs the opening kickoff back for a touchgoal and snorts a line off Viktor. Beer fountains erupt.

Vikes/Wash Update 2 - AP bench presses four defensive linemen, does a backflip, then repaints the Mona Lisa. Drive ends in a punt.

Vikes/Skins Update 3 - Marauding kodiaks have taken over the north endzone. The half-gnawed limb of a referee is discouraging further flags.

Vikes/Skins Update 4 - Rob Ford casually gropes a kodiak, distracting it from the kickoff. A ballboy narrowly escapes with the K ball.

Vikes/Skins Update 5 - An unruly pirate staggers onto the field of play. Angered by the lack of decorum, Mayor Ford summarily beheads him.

Vikes/Skins Update 6 - Defenses for both teams agree to an armistice in light of the kodiak/Ford alliance. Battle plans are being drawn up.

Ironic hearing commentators talk about the bullying problem and how things will change while casually dropping "Redskins" over and over.

Vikes/Skins Update 7 - Mayor Ford casually wanders through the middle of the Cover 2, brandishing a marmot. Defenders are unsure what to do.

Vikes/Skins Update 8 - RG3 play actions, everyone but the kodiaks bite on the fake. The kodiaks bite four open receivers. Mayor Ford grins.

Vikes/Skins Update 9 - Players flee the field under a rain of offal. Mayor Ford snorts 3 hits of PCP and arranges an impromptu kodiak conga.

Vikes/Skins Update 10 - Mayor Ford buries his arm up to the elbow in Mike Silver's ass, causing him to scream the latest Martin text.

Vikes/Skins Update 11 - Mayor Ford retracts a clenched fist; inside is Silver's still beating heart. The kodiaks bellow their approval.

Vikes/Skins Update 12 - Scraps of purple litter the feasting area. Kodiak territory now extends to midfield. White powder fills the air.

Vikes/Skins Update 13 - Mayor Ford watches the Pizza Hut ad, nods and idly rubs his tumescent member at the constant mention of "stuffing."
 
2013-11-07 10:19:57 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?


Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal
 
2013-11-07 10:19:59 PM
Not that annyone here cares but the R*bongs* are up 27-14.  Ponderception upcoming.
 
2013-11-07 10:20:54 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal


"heal"?

You've got to be kidding me right now.
 
2013-11-07 10:21:02 PM

Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal


Son? you must be a hell of a guy
 
2013-11-07 10:21:24 PM

elguerodiablo: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Do we have to choose?   Cause I kinda want to hate everyone involved.


No whey! When theres 2 sides we must white knight for one ! And damn the other to everlasting hell. Its the FARK way and there is NO goddam gray in the FARK way. Once I hear who the good guy is Ill shout in all caps until minds are changed. And I will NOT wait until more info is available. Its the FARK way
 
2013-11-07 10:21:33 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: mikaloyd: Have we decided and agreed upon whom we should be miffed out of our boots in the MartIncognita drama llama scandal yet?

Goodell.  It's always Goodell.

And Bettman too, just to be safe.


Damnit Orton!
 
2013-11-07 10:21:41 PM
And I missed "poor"

I'm gonna go with  Linksteris drunk rather than the meaner assumption that he's just flat-out stupid.
 
2013-11-07 10:21:56 PM
Enough with the farking horn
 
2013-11-07 10:21:58 PM

Di Atribe: Stars win! Whooooooooooo!!!!1 Swept their entire road trip! Woot!


Grumble grumble.  That was a nice gift wrapped game from Howard.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:13 PM
I love Kluwe.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:28 PM
I just hallucinated that the vikes ran  AP and then ponder threw a nice pass for a 16 yard gain.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:45 PM
Meanwhile in Houston, it's Lakers 36, Rockets 19 at the start of the 2nd quarter. So that one's over.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:02 PM
Christmas came early, huh.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:16 PM

jrodr018: Linkster: cameroncrazy1984: This doesn't make sense. You'll go where?

Son, you don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I'm done trying to give you a clue.

/Instructions on heal

Son? you must be a hell of a guy


I have herpes on my feet older than him and you, STFU.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:30 PM
No, Mayock. There was no stiffarm there at all.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:32 PM
touchdown to.....john carlson?
 
2013-11-07 10:23:37 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Enough with the farking horn


They could replace the horn with a recording of Fran Drescher imitating a fax machine and it would be far less annoying.

TD VIKINGS
 
2013-11-07 10:23:42 PM
TD Nordics