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(Bleacher Report)   Tonite starts the tournament for the TNA Title. Who is the latest flash in the pan that Dixie thinks will bring ratings? Are we all hoping Paul Heyman or Jim Ross will buy this mess? Welcome to the TNA Impact thread, tonight at 9pm   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 213
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2013-11-07 06:48:43 PM  
The Good-Sabin vs Hardy-Full Metal Mayhem Match
The Bad-Adam "Pacman" Jones....really?!?
The Bestest-Bischoff has gone into hiding so maybe, just maybe TNA can turn it around
 
2013-11-07 07:25:47 PM  
I think it starts at 9pm/8c.
 
2013-11-07 07:37:21 PM  

BATMANATEE: I think it starts at 9pm/8c.


6pm West Coast...at least for those floating a decent river.

Got a decent river this week in case my FIRST choice stops working & makes me ROW myself home?

Thank ya kindly in advance, if you weel.
 
2013-11-07 07:59:25 PM  
Got my tna brown bag in the mail this week. I requested a generic t shirt, a figure of raven, sharkboy, or abyss, and some compilation dvds. i received a tna 10th anniversary shirt, shark boy toy, tna banner, best of abyss dvd, best of raven dvd and best of x division vol 1 and 2. Not bad for 25 bucks.
 
2013-11-07 08:00:24 PM  
iMPACT ZONE!
 
2013-11-07 08:01:56 PM  
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2013-11-07 08:15:40 PM  
Some pre show reading entertainment VerbalToxin posted in the last RAW thread LOLTNA.
 
2013-11-07 08:27:40 PM  
Oh TNA

I don't have anything to add that is constructive beyond Oh TNA
 
2013-11-07 08:50:36 PM  

Sooo, there IS the thread tonight? Okay... >_>'

As I said in the previous thread, this is TNA's last show on the road before returning to Universal Studios Orlando. I can think of no better way to mark such an occasion than with a defense of MY Global Legendary Television Championship of the World! :-)

i1182.photobucket.com

Held for a record 6th time by Captain Steroid!


Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, time-limit draw, or safety in Overtime, and I retain the gold until the next thread.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:56:46 PM  
Moss covered three handl.....hahaha like a TNA thread will even come close
 
2013-11-07 08:58:28 PM  

natural316: Moss covered three handl.....hahaha like a TNA thread will even come close


Be lucky to hit the 150 in 2 hours. Let's try and see what happens!

/science
 
2013-11-07 09:00:03 PM  
Looks like the FIRST group to ROW is gonna be crap tonite. Other streams to peruse?
 
2013-11-07 09:01:51 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Looks like the FIRST group to ROW is gonna be crap tonite. Other streams to peruse?


That river has started to flow.
 
2013-11-07 09:02:13 PM  
So, TNA is having a show here in Topeka in September 2015. I'd better buy my tickets now before it sells out!
 
2013-11-07 09:04:00 PM  
ITS TNA

Three letters of the alphabet that also spell: TAN, NAT and I DON"T KNOW WHAT ELSE!
 
2013-11-07 09:04:31 PM  
The guy Pacman's with is on the practice squad?  Guess we know who broke their bank book for front row seats to THIS hot ticket.
 
2013-11-07 09:05:11 PM  
Tripulation?
 
2013-11-07 09:06:05 PM  

robsul82: Tripulation?


the opposite of twyiumph?
 
2013-11-07 09:06:36 PM  
Oh yeah, Mat Banatee is in the Impact Zone!
 
2013-11-07 09:06:52 PM  
They going back to a "beat down the locker room"?
 
2013-11-07 09:07:28 PM  
C'mon Kurt, did you sell your suits for some booze?

/10th greenlight-WOOT!
 
2013-11-07 09:07:58 PM  
Sting talking about paying dues, uh oh...clearly he's been making the drive to Miami during his days off.
 
2013-11-07 09:08:09 PM  
Joe seems unmoved.
Was that a retirement speech?
 
2013-11-07 09:09:52 PM  
Kurt looks a little bloated and confused


Lets find out!
 
2013-11-07 09:10:13 PM  
A road to redemption? Angle shouldn't be driving in his condition!
 
2013-11-07 09:10:33 PM  
Kurt looks so gassed and bloated, lol.  I guess it's better than the cancer chic thing he was doing a while back.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:20 PM  
Ok, so not drunk...

Hmm...not blackout drunk
 
2013-11-07 09:12:30 PM  
Has Angle replaced booze with HGH or gravy?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:59 PM  
Kurt seems to have lost his jawline somewhere in his ginormous neck.
 
2013-11-07 09:14:26 PM  

BATMANATEE: Has Angle replaced booze with HGH or gravy?


He heard about gravity inversion racks being beneficial for back problems..

Problem is he heard it as gravy inversion rack....
So he is hung upside down over a gravy bucket
 
2013-11-07 09:15:04 PM  

robsul82: Kurt seems to have lost his jawline somewhere in his ginormous neck.


LOL. I was just thinking that his neck looked like it was trying to swallow his head.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:38 PM  

BATMANATEE: robsul82: Kurt seems to have lost his jawline somewhere in his ginormous neck.

LOL. I was just thinking that his neck looked like it was trying to swallow his head.


Maybe he's using turtle testosterone
 
2013-11-07 09:17:12 PM  
Man.....R-words vs. Vikings or TNA. Who will be wearing bigger clownshoes? I'm leaning towards TNA
 
2013-11-07 09:18:38 PM  

Moodybastard: BATMANATEE: Has Angle replaced booze with HGH or gravy?

He heard about gravity inversion racks being beneficial for back problems..

Problem is he heard it as gravy inversion rack....
So he is hung upside down over a gravy bucket


I think he was under the inverted bucket, or having it injected directly into his neck.
 
2013-11-07 09:18:56 PM  

TheManofPA: Man.....R-words vs. Vikings or TNA. Who will be wearing bigger clownshoes? I'm leaning towards TNA


TNA's shenanigans are rehearsed and practiced, NFL shenanigans  are mean and hurtful
 
2013-11-07 09:20:10 PM  
WTF? Did Roode go into the back to change?
 
2013-11-07 09:21:19 PM  
See... I need my own wrestling organization so I can give my officials tasers....
 
2013-11-07 09:24:01 PM  
Is Taz the only member of Aces and Eights left?
 
2013-11-07 09:25:38 PM  

Moodybastard: See... I need my own wrestling organization so I can give my officials tasers....


Tazers 'N' Ass?
 
2013-11-07 09:27:19 PM  

Moodybastard: Is Taz the only member of Aces and Eights left?


Whatever happened to that story? Mind you the Let the biatch cry was good, but was there any payoff?
 
2013-11-07 09:27:38 PM  

BATMANATEE: Moodybastard: See... I need my own wrestling organization so I can give my officials tasers....

Tazers 'N' Ass?


Hmm....good concept.

But only some of the tasers work....
 
2013-11-07 09:28:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Moodybastard: Is Taz the only member of Aces and Eights left?

Whatever happened to that story? Mind you the Let the biatch cry was good, but was there any payoff?


Last I knew there were three guys...well four with Taz...Bully, Bischof lite and whoever the big guy was
 
2013-11-07 09:29:29 PM  
WWE 14 commercial.
 
2013-11-07 09:30:11 PM  

TheManofPA: Moodybastard: Is Taz the only member of Aces and Eights left?

Whatever happened to that story? Mind you the Let the biatch cry was good, but was there any payoff?


The biatch got released and replaced by Tessmacher Frau.
 
2013-11-07 09:31:09 PM  
MIDWEEK PPV MADNESS
 
2013-11-07 09:31:31 PM  
Ok...so sorta still a club...Knox and Garrett
 
2013-11-07 09:32:25 PM  
I feel like I should be posting more to get the count up.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:11 PM  
So Bully, Knox, Garrett, Brooke, and Taz? That's Aces & 8s?
 
2013-11-07 09:33:12 PM  
I believe the proper nomenclature for Brooke's position with Aces and Eights is: Old Lady
 
2013-11-07 09:33:24 PM  
Christy just totally looked at Brooke's ass while she was on the corner.
 
2013-11-07 09:33:29 PM  
ARMBAR 1
 
2013-11-07 09:34:13 PM  
BRONCO BUSTER!
 
2013-11-07 09:34:20 PM  

cheezitmojo: So Bully, Knox, Garrett, Brooke, and Taz? That's Aces & 8s?


Well its more like Bully and Brooke......and Taz.......and Knox and Garret
 
2013-11-07 09:34:35 PM  

robsul82: Christy just totally looked at Brooke's ass while she was on the corner.


So did I.
 
2013-11-07 09:34:36 PM  

robsul82: Christy just totally looked at Brooke's ass while she was on the corner.


Ya blame her?
 
2013-11-07 09:34:51 PM  

cheezitmojo: So Bully, Knox, Garrett, Brooke, and Taz? That's Aces & 8s?


7-2 off suits?
 
2013-11-07 09:35:00 PM  

Polartank13: robsul82: Christy just totally looked at Brooke's ass while she was on the corner.

Ya blame her?


Nothing thong with that....
 
2013-11-07 09:38:33 PM  
Was that Nash in the Direct TV commercial?
 
2013-11-07 09:41:03 PM  
"She knows crabs!"

That WAS a good one, Taz.
 
2013-11-07 09:41:46 PM  

robsul82: "She knows crabs!"

That WAS a good one, Taz.


Bobby-worthy
 
2013-11-07 09:43:38 PM  
Is that Matilda the Hun Jr guarding Gail Kim?
 
2013-11-07 09:44:19 PM  
Ya bring some of these women in the WWE and clean out the Divas.....restore the Women's title...
 
2013-11-07 09:44:40 PM  
Is this where Teddy Long announces a fatal fourway for the belt?
 
2013-11-07 09:45:10 PM  
AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka vs Gail Kim and Lady Tappa....
 
2013-11-07 09:45:14 PM  

Moodybastard: Ya bring some of these women in the WWE and clean out the Divas.....restore the Women's title...


I'd love to see that.
 
2013-11-07 09:49:05 PM  

Moodybastard: AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka vs Gail Kim and Lady Tappa....


I'd add Nattie and ODB. Stock Bella can be the ref.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:05 PM  

BATMANATEE: Moodybastard: AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka vs Gail Kim and Lady Tappa....

I'd add Nattie and ODB. Stock Bella can be the ref.


Ok, got a decent three way tag match there....
 
2013-11-07 09:51:13 PM  
You know, I saw far more ads for local TNA during Raw then during TNA. They must know no one watches Impact
 
2013-11-07 09:51:41 PM  
AJ has friends?

I thought his new schtick was he had no friends...he was his own man, alone and thats the way he wanted it...

/and thats the way he like it gabdemmit
 
2013-11-07 09:53:03 PM  
"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "


i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-07 09:53:36 PM  

hundreddollarman: "¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


Bizzaro Mongo?
 
2013-11-07 09:53:44 PM  

Moodybastard: AJ has friends?

I thought his new schtick was he had no friends...he was his own man, alone and thats the way he wanted it...

/and thats the way he like it gabdemmit


Continuity isn't a thing TNA does for more than a week.
 
2013-11-07 09:54:35 PM  

BATMANATEE: Moodybastard: AJ has friends?

I thought his new schtick was he had no friends...he was his own man, alone and thats the way he wanted it...

/and thats the way he like it gabdemmit

Continuity isn't a thing TNA does for more than a week.


Well crap, I missed most of last week....Well I wouldn't say I missed it....but I didn't watch it.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:28 PM  
Armbar?
 
2013-11-07 09:55:47 PM  

hundreddollarman: "¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


Yay! we're at least 6 people here now!
 
2013-11-07 09:55:53 PM  
Armbar!
 
2013-11-07 09:58:47 PM  

cheezitmojo: Armbar?


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-07 09:59:31 PM  
I'm amused that WWE 14 ads are a significant percentage of TNA's revenue.
 
2013-11-07 10:02:16 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-11-07 10:02:34 PM  
I YAM DA MAN WHO GOT TNA'S RATINGS TO A POINT EIGHT!
 
2013-11-07 10:03:35 PM  
Taz should never get up from behind the desk, ever.  He is like an orange bowling ball at this point.
 
2013-11-07 10:03:40 PM  
AND THE CROWD GOES.....for beer
 
2013-11-07 10:04:39 PM  

robsul82: Taz should never get up from behind the desk, ever.  He is like an orange bowling ball at this point.


the shorts are a poor choice.

He was better as Taz in suit
 
2013-11-07 10:04:39 PM  

Moodybastard: AND THE CROWD GOES.....for beer


That's a good idea.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:08 PM  
Bully's best friend?

Devon certainly shrunk a bit and got pale....
 
2013-11-07 10:06:45 PM  
So, Aces n 8s shirts are 3/$5 at the TNA store now.
 
2013-11-07 10:07:24 PM  
Is black a color?
 
2013-11-07 10:07:31 PM  

BATMANATEE: So, Aces n 8s shirts are 3/$5 at the TNA store now.


Soon to be seen on starving kids in Africa
 
2013-11-07 10:08:25 PM  
Did WWE pay to get Taz a new neck?
 
2013-11-07 10:08:57 PM  
Bully doesn't understand how clubs or democracy works.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:59 PM  

robsul82: Taz should never get up from behind the desk, ever.  He is like an orange bowling ball at this point.


I got to meet and talk to Taz at BFG last year. And yeah he is kinda doughy, but he still has that aura that he will fark you up.
 
2013-11-07 10:10:02 PM  
SWERVE!!!!11
 
2013-11-07 10:10:06 PM  
I hope Austin sues.
 
2013-11-07 10:10:38 PM  
A fair swerve. I was mulling it but didn't put it at the top of the list.
 
2013-11-07 10:11:03 PM  
10pm swerve
 
2013-11-07 10:12:48 PM  
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2013-11-07 10:13:00 PM  
Figured it was 50/50

Ending the Aces and Eights storyline

or

Ambush Anderson
 
2013-11-07 10:14:13 PM  

robsul82: [www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 300x266]


www.tnainsider.com
 
2013-11-07 10:15:51 PM  
ARMBAR 2
 
2013-11-07 10:16:38 PM  
WHERE IS KURT ANGLE?
 
2013-11-07 10:17:00 PM  

TheManofPA: WHERE IS KURT ANGLE?


In the bar.
 
2013-11-07 10:17:38 PM  
And listen to that EC3 pop
 
2013-11-07 10:17:57 PM  
Holy crap...did this kid break into Orton's body oil supply?
 
2013-11-07 10:18:20 PM  
The crowd goes silent.
 
2013-11-07 10:18:30 PM  
Before the SWERVE!!!11, my thought was 1) get to it already and 2) if this WERE real, why wouldn't Bully's response be "fine, I don't need some fat announcer and some never-weres anyway, I'm gonna go keep farking Brooke, bye!" anyway, lol.
 
2013-11-07 10:19:11 PM  
Go AssHand!
 
2013-11-07 10:19:25 PM  

TheManofPA: And listen to that EC3 pop


The music he uses is the same music as the hot pretzel vendor...

They are really good pretzels...
 
2013-11-07 10:20:55 PM  
GO DEWEY!
 
2013-11-07 10:21:18 PM  
What was that move?
 
2013-11-07 10:21:38 PM  

TheManofPA: What was that move?


I would say very close to a botch
 
2013-11-07 10:21:58 PM  
You know, the 1 percenter is a good finisher name...but well, wasted here
 
2013-11-07 10:22:00 PM  

robsul82: Before the SWERVE!!!11, my thought was 1) get to it already and 2) if this WERE real, why wouldn't Bully's response be "fine, I don't need some fat announcer and some never-weres anyway, I'm gonna go keep farking Brooke, bye!" anyway, lol.


How did they know Anderson would come out.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:22 PM  
That was actually a cool but fantastically dangerous finisher.
 
2013-11-07 10:23:06 PM  

RepoManTSM: robsul82: Before the SWERVE!!!11, my thought was 1) get to it already and 2) if this WERE real, why wouldn't Bully's response be "fine, I don't need some fat announcer and some never-weres anyway, I'm gonna go keep farking Brooke, bye!" anyway, lol.

How did they know Anderson would come out.


keanuwhoa.jpg
 
2013-11-07 10:24:14 PM  
I like EY.
 
2013-11-07 10:26:30 PM  

Moodybastard: hundreddollarman: "¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]

Bizzaro Mongo?


Yes indeed. Custom-made for TNA threads.
 
2013-11-07 10:28:04 PM  
Hi, Christy.
 
2013-11-07 10:28:45 PM  
Did the mention Dick Incognito?
 
2013-11-07 10:29:31 PM  

BATMANATEE: hundreddollarman: "¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]

Yay! we're at least 6 people here now!


The Man Of A Hundred Pesos is in the Impact Zone!
 
2013-11-07 10:29:53 PM  
Did Christy used to do sports announcing in Canada? I swear I know her from somewhere other than wrestling.
 
2013-11-07 10:30:04 PM  

Moodybastard: Did the mention Dick Incognito?


At least they're being relevant now.  WWE will make jokes about it in a couple years.
 
2013-11-07 10:31:42 PM  
That was an awkward spot.
 
2013-11-07 10:33:14 PM  
120 and we aren't to the main event yet. Hope springs eternal!
 
2013-11-07 10:35:24 PM  
Apple-tini suck but comeon...
 
2013-11-07 10:36:33 PM  
This Park isn't Abyss thing has been going on for more than a year. What is the point? Abyss was kinda popular right?
 
2013-11-07 10:36:50 PM  
Man did they just cut away from Christopher Daniels quickly. Nice tape job tho
 
2013-11-07 10:36:51 PM  

BATMANATEE: This Park isn't Abyss thing has been going on for more than a year. What is the point? Abyss was kinda popular right?


Yup
 
2013-11-07 10:36:58 PM  
Was it just me, or did Kaz almost no-sell EY's satellite head scissors early in that match?
 
2013-11-07 10:38:59 PM  

Moodybastard: BATMANATEE: This Park isn't Abyss thing has been going on for more than a year. What is the point? Abyss was kinda popular right?

Yup


DAMN YOU BISHOFF!
 
2013-11-07 10:39:54 PM  
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-11-07 10:40:25 PM  
LAST CALL
 
2013-11-07 10:41:07 PM  
Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band > Plurality of Hardy.
 
2013-11-07 10:41:25 PM  
Am I wrong or is Angle slurring?
 
2013-11-07 10:42:29 PM  
This here is an ARMBAR just to pad the post count.
 
2013-11-07 10:42:36 PM  
Dixie looks hammered.
 
2013-11-07 10:42:58 PM  
Angle vs. Aries in a submission match...we don't put THAT on the live show?  Shiat.
 
2013-11-07 10:43:46 PM  
I would have thought Saban/Jeff would be given more time.
 
2013-11-07 10:43:50 PM  

cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.


She's been matching Angle shot for shot.
 
2013-11-07 10:44:19 PM  
greatest man that ever lived?

Angle is wrestling Ghandi?
2.images.spike.com
 
2013-11-07 10:44:30 PM  
Another ARMBAR!
 
2013-11-07 10:44:37 PM  

BATMANATEE: cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.

She's been matching Angle shot for shot.


I've been trying to do that tonight. Not sure how successful I've been.
 
2013-11-07 10:45:39 PM  
TNA no longer has a budget for Jeff Hardy facepaint.
 
2013-11-07 10:45:41 PM  
HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY HARDY PARTY
 
2013-11-07 10:45:43 PM  
Chairshot
 
2013-11-07 10:46:22 PM  

cheezitmojo: BATMANATEE: cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.

She's been matching Angle shot for shot.

I've been trying to do that tonight. Not sure how successful I've been.


I'm into the Wellington Imperial Russian Stout. Them commies knows their beer!
 
2013-11-07 10:46:59 PM  
Go!
 
2013-11-07 10:47:05 PM  

BATMANATEE: cheezitmojo: BATMANATEE: cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.

She's been matching Angle shot for shot.

I've been trying to do that tonight. Not sure how successful I've been.

I'm into the Wellington Imperial Russian Stout. Them commies knows their beer!


Crown Royal here
 
2013-11-07 10:47:41 PM  
SSSSP
 
2013-11-07 10:48:02 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-11-07 10:48:08 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-11-07 10:48:11 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-11-07 10:48:16 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-11-07 10:48:18 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-11-07 10:48:19 PM  

BATMANATEE: Shooting Star Staple Super Press


Nailed it!
 
2013-11-07 10:48:24 PM  
SSSSPressss
 
2013-11-07 10:48:37 PM  
Dang.Another Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-11-07 10:49:11 PM  

BATMANATEE: Shooting Star Staple Super Press


CHAIRSHOT
 
2013-11-07 10:50:27 PM  

cheezitmojo: BATMANATEE: Shooting Star Staple Super Press

Nailed it!


4 Time 4 Time 4 Time 4 Time!

imageshack.us
 
2013-11-07 10:52:08 PM  
Wow, Dixie is looking like a redneck Snooki with that hair...
 
2013-11-07 10:54:00 PM  
I'll have to shoop myself a custom belt this time.
 
2013-11-07 10:56:09 PM  
Hey, Hardy! Those tables cost money!
 
2013-11-07 10:57:33 PM  
Am I the only one still watching?
 
2013-11-07 10:58:51 PM  
Your champ is still here.
 
2013-11-07 10:58:56 PM  
yes you are
 
2013-11-07 10:58:58 PM  
Am I the only one still watching?

I am...trying to at least.
 
2013-11-07 11:00:45 PM  
This is perhaps the lamest attempt at a THIS IS AWESOME chant ever
 
2013-11-07 11:01:37 PM  
Wow...a clean pin....perhaps there is hope for this promotion afterall.
 
2013-11-07 11:02:12 PM  
Well, I'm checking out for the night. Grats to BatManatee on the gold.
 
2013-11-07 11:06:01 PM  
imageshack.us
4X 4X 4X 4X!
 
2013-11-07 11:07:15 PM  

cheezitmojo: Well, I'm checking out for the night. Grats to BatManatee on the gold.


Thank you and Cheers!
 
2013-11-07 11:26:20 PM  

BATMANATEE: Shooting Star Staple Super Press


i1182.photobucket.com

My Ponynet has failed me. :-(

Your winner, and NEWWWWW Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... BATMANATEE!!!

i1182.photobucket.com

Congratulations, dude.
 
2013-11-08 08:15:23 AM  
Reading the recap, I see two things sticking out: one is the World title tournament, which unlike WWE's one-night tourney while Punk banged Lita in Chicago, has been thought-out and paced to last several weeks. That's a good thing. TNA's storylines have become more and more basic, traditional wrestling plots ever since Bischoff and Hogan were cleared out. The downside is they don't excite anybody. How many times have Samoa Joe, Bobby Roode, Kurt Angle, Magnus, Sting, et al faced each other in some configuration?

But TNA's not without their continuing continuity problems and huge bungles. Case in point, Adam Jones, the world's worst former tag team champion, is back in TNA.

Aces & 8's on the bargain bin is the last trace of Bischoff's influence on TNA, so the group petering out and bickering reflects TNA's real-life grievances with a guy they foolishly trusted for several years, and burned them at every turn. It's not really fair to Bully Ray that it ends like this, but the stable's never taken off and constantly lost when they needed to win, or won via cheating as far too many TNA heel groups often do, making the faces look like utter crap in the process. So hopefully this is the last of TNA's big, company-wide storyline disasters.

Alright, so the Knockouts. They have a decent amount of experienced talent, but like the men, they've all wrestled each other countless times to where the drama is gone. Lady Tapa brings some rookie freshness to the roster but other than her, who have we seen that's lit fire to this division? Taryn Terrell certainly did but she'll be out for a year for her pregnancy and maternity (I wouldn't be suprised if TNA lets her go too, since that's TNA's MO i.e.: Jesse Sorenson and Daffney). Losing both Mickie James and Tara crippled an already wounded division. Sure the few women left have loads more talent than the average WWE diva, but it's hard to stay interested if there's no fresh angles left with old names.

Regarding the Anderson/Bully feud, it's a logical extension for the dying Aces & 8's but still, when's the last time Ken Anderson did anything to make someone care about him? Putting him up against the company's biggest heel is worth a little but when your character's been a snarky goon for the last year, it doesn't exactly cry out for sympathy heat. Anderson needs more than just "pissed off ex-club mate" to make this worthwhile.

Oh and the swerve was f*cking dumb and unearned. So LOLTNA.

I'd have to see the ECIII match to get a better gauge but so far, the ex-Derrick Bateman's been good at this gimmick. He's also working indies under his real name, btw.

Bad Influence wins via Appletini: I'm okay with this. They're still this company's MVPs, and are well above TNA's tarnished titles at this stage.

Hardy vs. Sabin. Again I have to see this one to better gauge it. I just find it weird that a World title run somehow set Chris Sabin back as a character. For his brief run, he showed heart in his promos and then he's a heel who wants to rule the X division, while ALSO trying to become World Champ again. And he's an abusive boyfriend immediately after being set up with Velvet Sky - no build up, no intros, no honeymoon period. Also he lost tonight. Poor guy. His booking is like a Hogan sex tape.

Overall I'm going to catch bits of this show on Youtube to get some visual examples, but to me, Impact exclaims, "Well, we gotta be here, so let's do this until Billy Corgan buys us." The company is in yet another transitional phase, one it never seems to be out of, but at least for now there's no rats named Misty or tag teams dressed as penises for a change.
 
2013-11-08 08:51:46 AM  
I feel ashamed to pop into a TNA thread for this....but...but...LMS? 

/And I wept to see how low the A&8s thing has fallen. Yeesh
//I said LMS!
 
2013-11-08 10:05:21 AM  

dyertek: I feel ashamed to pop into a TNA thread for this....but...but...LMS?
/And I wept to see how low the A&8s thing has fallen. Yeesh
//I said LMS!


i1182.photobucket.com

\ King of the Mountain!
 
2013-11-08 10:50:23 AM  

cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.


I'd let her put me in the Camel Clutch, ifyaknowwhatImean....

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net

Seriously, though:  Isn't TNA really just WCW 2.0?
 
2013-11-08 10:56:18 AM  
LMS!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-08 11:00:19 AM  
early LMS

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-08 11:23:13 AM  
cliffstein is in the... aw, fark this. I'm just gonna hold my breath until TNA signs Ziggles, DBD, Sandow and Punk and does them justice.

/in future news, clintster is dead of asphyxiation from holding his breath
 
2013-11-08 11:25:50 AM  
LMS
 
2013-11-08 11:45:30 AM  
Never, Captain Steroid! I demand my title back!

LMS!
 
2013-11-08 01:11:43 PM  

BATMANATEE: cheezitmojo: BATMANATEE: Shooting Star Staple Super Press

Nailed it!

4 Time 4 Time 4 Time 4 Time!


Even though I work Thursday nights I always pop into the TNA thread the next day to see what you crazy kids in the fWc do when I'm not around. Was glad to see you hit #4 tonight Bat and post the goods right after too XD
 
2013-11-08 01:14:31 PM  
A Clinster sighting and a SW sighting in an Impact thread?! Insanity!
 
2013-11-08 01:33:34 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.

I'd let her put me in the Camel Clutch, ifyaknowwhatImean....

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 479x720]

Seriously, though:  Isn't TNA really just WCW 2.0?


WCW was pretty successful for a while before it took a tun for the crapper. TNA hasn't done the successful part yet.
 
2013-11-08 01:40:40 PM  
TNA could be a lot better if they got some decent writers and let the talent show their skills. For a while there, I was actually enjoying it. yes, I admit it. But it has gone back into the crapper.

LMS!!
 
2013-11-08 02:15:09 PM  

Orgasmatron138: DjangoStonereaver: cheezitmojo: Dixie looks hammered.

I'd let her put me in the Camel Clutch, ifyaknowwhatImean....

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 479x720]

Seriously, though:  Isn't TNA really just WCW 2.0?

WCW was pretty successful for a while before it took a tun for the crapper. TNA hasn't done the successful part yet.


What do you expect when you've got the same creative team that ran WCW into the ground running
TNA?

WCW's "successful" period was largely based on the lingering reputation of the WWF cast-offs they paid
too much money for.

But that's fodder for another thread, I think.
 
2013-11-08 02:50:40 PM  
They should let Kevin Nash run TNA! Wait. What? Could it actually be worse than Bischoff and Hoga---oh. It could? Nevermind then.
 
2013-11-08 03:12:07 PM  

dyertek: They should let Kevin Nash run TNA! Wait. What? Could it actually be worse than Bischoff and Hoga---oh. It could? Nevermind then.


i1182.photobucket.com

\ King of the Mountain!
 
2013-11-08 03:17:57 PM  

Captain Steroid: dyertek: They should let Kevin Nash run TNA! Wait. What? Could it actually be worse than Bischoff and Hoga---oh. It could? Nevermind then.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x261]

\ King of the Mountain!



DAMMIT!
s3.amazonaws.com

LMS!!!!!
 
2013-11-08 03:52:51 PM  
More of this, please.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-11-08 03:56:03 PM  
Indeed! 

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-08 04:44:55 PM  

dyertek: Indeed! 

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x575]


Ugh.

How can he be reading Amazing Spider-Man from The Gauntlet era?

I dropped he book in that timeframe because of the shiatty art, and in trying to reread the BND stuff, stopped reading in roughly the same spot because the art was just so farking horrible, and I really didn't care about Kraven's jailbait daughter sending a bunch of second rate villains against Spidey.

He should have been reading Spider-Girl, or Fantastic Four or Young Avengers, or one of the many other great books from that time period.

/but no DC. DC is like WCW 2000, except run by five Vince Russos.
 
2013-11-08 04:47:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: dyertek: Indeed! 

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x575]

Ugh.

How can he be reading Amazing Spider-Man from The Gauntlet era?

I dropped he book in that timeframe because of the shiatty art, and in trying to reread the BND stuff, stopped reading in roughly the same spot because the art was just so farking horrible, and I really didn't care about Kraven's jailbait daughter sending a bunch of second rate villains against Spidey.

He should have been reading Spider-Girl, or Fantastic Four or Young Avengers, or one of the many other great books from that time period.

/but no DC. DC is like WCW 2000, except run by five Vince Russos.


DC should buy TNA and make it....nuTNA and reboot all the storylines...while keeping some of the storylines intact...just not how you remember them!
 
2013-11-08 04:50:08 PM  

dyertek: FirstNationalBastard: dyertek: Indeed! 

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x575]

Ugh.

How can he be reading Amazing Spider-Man from The Gauntlet era?

I dropped he book in that timeframe because of the shiatty art, and in trying to reread the BND stuff, stopped reading in roughly the same spot because the art was just so farking horrible, and I really didn't care about Kraven's jailbait daughter sending a bunch of second rate villains against Spidey.

He should have been reading Spider-Girl, or Fantastic Four or Young Avengers, or one of the many other great books from that time period.

/but no DC. DC is like WCW 2000, except run by five Vince Russos.

DC should buy TNA and make it....nuTNA and reboot all the storylines...while keeping some of the storylines intact...just not how you remember them!


I only wish Marvel could pull a Vince and buy DC's assets for pennies. Because dammit, Marvel wouldn't job out the DC Characters the way Vince did the WCW crew.

Unfortunately, DC Characters are too valuable in other media to let the characters go, so the comic books stay around and turn to shiat.

/What else do DC and WCW have in common? Both were ruined by Time Warner's incompetence.
 
2013-11-08 04:52:36 PM  

dyertek: FirstNationalBastard: dyertek: Indeed! 

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x575]

Ugh.

How can he be reading Amazing Spider-Man from The Gauntlet era?

I dropped he book in that timeframe because of the shiatty art, and in trying to reread the BND stuff, stopped reading in roughly the same spot because the art was just so farking horrible, and I really didn't care about Kraven's jailbait daughter sending a bunch of second rate villains against Spidey.

He should have been reading Spider-Girl, or Fantastic Four or Young Avengers, or one of the many other great books from that time period.

/but no DC. DC is like WCW 2000, except run by five Vince Russos.

DC should buy TNA and make it....nuTNA and reboot all the storylines...while keeping some of the storylines intact...just not how you remember them!


Comics and wrestling? Entertainment tab blah blah blah...

LMS!!!
 
2013-11-08 07:09:39 PM  
Just thinking out loud: Since we have different LARP belts and other memes/conventions in TNA threads, shouldn't we have different rules for LMS-excuse me, King Of The Mountain? Just putting it out there for your consideration.

/KOTM
 
2013-11-08 07:16:44 PM  

hundreddollarman: Just thinking out loud: Since we have different LARP belts and other memes/conventions in TNA threads, shouldn't we have different rules for LMS-excuse me, King Of The Mountain? Just putting it out there for your consideration.

/KOTM


How would we hang the last post from a gigantic X though?

KoTM
 
2013-11-08 08:35:03 PM  
balls
 
2013-11-08 08:37:42 PM  
I'm going to buy a six sided TV just to watch TNA.
 
2013-11-08 09:29:37 PM  
LMS/KOTM!
 
2013-11-08 09:57:22 PM  
ARMBAR!

/LMS
 
2013-11-08 10:05:40 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2013-11-08 10:21:52 PM  

hundreddollarman: Just thinking out loud: Since we have different LARP belts and other memes/conventions in TNA threads, shouldn't we have different rules for LMS-excuse me, King Of The Mountain? Just putting it out there for your consideration.

/KOTM


You're right. KOTM should end like every TNA ppv: an overbooked mess.
 
2013-11-08 10:23:12 PM  
elephant testicles>TNA
 
2013-11-08 10:29:28 PM  
superluchas.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-08 10:46:32 PM  
Oh TNA thread, why won't you die like TNA
 
2013-11-08 11:00:57 PM  
So I didn't go to TNA in town, but here are the numbers from last night: Thursday's episode of TNA Impact Wrestling scored a 0.87 cable TV rating, down from the previous week's 0.93 rating.

Impact averaged 1.019 million viewers, down eight percent from last week week.

Also the dirty sheet news is that Orton and Cena will hold the titles til WM to bring up their value.
 
2013-11-09 12:37:23 AM  
First WCW, then TNA, now Hogan is heading back to WWE? I'm starting to think he is the Big Orange Angel of Death.
 
2013-11-09 02:17:07 AM  
King of the Mountain!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-09 02:30:12 AM  
Well, I guess this shows us how likely dusty finishes are in title changes. Even Sweet Saphire was surprised by the amount of Dusty: Link

Also, Vince really used to take them for the team and we really need a "music hits, guy clears house by hitting everyone with chairs" title finish
 
2013-11-09 04:11:27 AM  
LMS
 
2013-11-09 07:06:25 AM  
TheManofPA:
Also the dirty sheet news is that Orton and Cena will hold the titles til WM to bring up their value.

I have trouble trusting the dirt sheets on predictions like this just because all of the WWE storylines seem to be made up at the last possible minute.
 
2013-11-09 09:14:31 AM  
Damnation! End this, mods!! LMS!
 
2013-11-09 09:23:32 AM  
KotM
 
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