naughtyrev: Probably something involving rum, sodomy and the lash.
kling_klang_bed: Maybe they've got a navy just in case the Cocos Islands or Christmas Islands decide to invade.
naughtyrev: Probably something involving rum Fosters sodomy and the lash.
MrBallou: I didn't even know they had a navy. Who are they going to attack on a river? Czech Republic, Hungary, Solvakia?
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: kling_klang_bed: Maybe they've got a navy just in case the Cocos Islands or Christmas Islands decide to invade.Or... y'know... Japan.
JasonOfOrillia: Could be worse. Could be cannibalism./There are all sorts of lines that can be crossed when you're in the navy.//That's why they have line-crossing ceremonies.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ It's great to be on a ship with menAnd sail across the sea-o,We don't know where we'll land or when,But it's great to be with men. ♫
pueblonative: In other news: apparently the head of the navy hasn't spent five minutes with a farking a sailor.
zerkalo: Shave his belly with a rusty razor
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