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(Stuff.co.nz)   The Australian Navy is shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that their sailors participate in weird sexual rituals while at sea   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 112
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2013-11-07 08:05:09 PM
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Can't they go 5 minutes without throwing their sperm around?
 
2013-11-07 08:30:47 PM
I didn't even know they had a navy. Who are they going to attack on a river? Czech Republic, Hungary, Solvakia?
 
2013-11-07 08:42:36 PM
♫ It's great to be on a ship with men
And sail across the sea-o,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
But it's great to be with men. ♫
 
2013-11-07 08:51:38 PM
Probably something involving rum, sodomy and the lash.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:44 PM

naughtyrev: Probably something involving rum, sodomy and the lash.


Sharpie inna pooper, actually.

Times, they are a changin'.
 
2013-11-07 09:22:28 PM
So... no video?
 
2013-11-07 09:33:23 PM
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Approve
 
2013-11-07 10:26:23 PM
Well if this was the Yemeni navy they would be doing it with goats
 
2013-11-07 10:26:58 PM
Something fishy down under?
 
2013-11-07 10:27:20 PM
Maybe they've got a navy just in case the Cocos Islands or Christmas Islands decide to invade.
 
2013-11-07 10:28:46 PM

kling_klang_bed: Maybe they've got a navy just in case the Cocos Islands or Christmas Islands decide to invade.


Or... y'know... Japan.
 
2013-11-07 10:31:16 PM
The Royal Nay Vee... can you dig it, man?

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2013-11-07 10:31:44 PM
And the Austrailians think New Zealanders are hicks.
 
2013-11-07 10:31:45 PM

naughtyrev: Probably something involving rum Fosters sodomy and the lash.



came for this
 
2013-11-07 10:32:18 PM
Sexual? When the cops in NYC shoved a baton up that dude's ass, was that a sexual?
 
2013-11-07 10:34:38 PM
Navy - go in with an arsehole and come out with a porthole.
 
2013-11-07 10:34:41 PM
Could be worse.  Could be cannibalism.

/There are all sorts of lines that can be crossed when you're in the navy.
//That's why they have line-crossing ceremonies.
 
2013-11-07 10:35:53 PM
Man overboard!
 
2013-11-07 10:38:39 PM
If sticking objects into another grown man's butt hole is weird or wrong then I don't want to be normal or right.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:54 PM
Tappin' the Admiral, eh?
 
2013-11-07 10:39:20 PM
It's not gay when underway.
 
2013-11-07 10:39:33 PM

MrBallou: I didn't even know they had a navy. Who are they going to attack on a river? Czech Republic, Hungary, Solvakia?


I'm familiar with the joke, but here.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: kling_klang_bed: Maybe they've got a navy just in case the Cocos Islands or Christmas Islands decide to invade.

Or... y'know... Japan.


This.

Or just for popping buy with food and civilisation when some flyspeck bit of coral is having a humanitarian crisis or rebellion or both.
 
2013-11-07 10:40:19 PM
Hell, they start OUT below the equator!
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-11-07 10:40:46 PM
"It's not gay if you're under way"!!!
 
2013-11-07 10:40:49 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Could be worse.  Could be cannibalism.

/There are all sorts of lines that can be crossed when you're in the navy.
//That's why they have line-crossing ceremonies.


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2013-11-07 10:40:49 PM
POOP DECK
 
2013-11-07 10:43:14 PM
I presume the Navy has all kinds of weird sexual rituals and I imagine they do them on porpoise.
 
2013-11-07 10:44:27 PM
Is "sump in the rump" a universal thing or maybe a Royal Navy thing? Or just peculiar to the Australian Navy?

IIRC it happens the 1st time you cross the equator.
 
2013-11-07 10:44:31 PM
MrHappyRotterIf sticking objects into another grown man's butt hole is weird or wrong then I don't want to be normal or right.


That's kind of what I said after a visit to a massage parlor in Shenzhen.
 
2013-11-07 10:44:34 PM
 
2013-11-07 10:45:42 PM

MrBallou: I didn't even know they had a navy. Who are they going to attack on a river? Czech Republic, Hungary, Solvakia?


What you did there, I see it.

/not entirely sure if you do
 
2013-11-07 10:46:52 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ It's great to be on a ship with men
And sail across the sea-o,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
But it's great to be with men. ♫


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2013-11-07 10:49:04 PM
The come from a land down under.  You better run, you better take cover.
 
2013-11-07 10:56:08 PM
Men working with men.

"Churchill is said to have used the phrase in 1913, when he was First Lord of the Admiralty. According to 'an ear-witness', he was having trouble with some of his admirals at a strategy meeting. One of them accused him of having impugned the traditions of the Royal Navy, provoking the reply: 'And what are they? They are rum, sodomy and the lash'.

Another citation, though less definitive.
 
2013-11-07 10:57:41 PM
did no one question why every ship had it's own flock of sheep?
 
2013-11-07 10:58:02 PM
wtf is wrong with ppl. Hazing is suppose to be fun and cheeky, not fun with cheekies
 
2013-11-07 10:58:57 PM
AAANNNNNNDDDDD we're done in two.
 
2013-11-07 11:00:11 PM
Yes, subby, of course "at sea." If if the shenanigans happened on land, they'd call them the army.
 
2013-11-07 11:01:55 PM
My cousin came back from the US Navy and was talking a lot about trannies. Two years later he's banging them like it's no tommorrow.
 
2013-11-07 11:02:16 PM
Hello sailor!
 
2013-11-07 11:03:42 PM
The Navy. It's full of sea men.

/Yvan Eht Nioj
 
2013-11-07 11:06:55 PM
American beer?
 
2013-11-07 11:08:42 PM
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yeah....
 
2013-11-07 11:12:56 PM
In other news: apparently the head of the navy hasn't spent five minutes with a farking sailor.
 
2013-11-07 11:14:50 PM

pueblonative: In other news: apparently the head of the navy hasn't spent five minutes with a farking a sailor.


FIFY
 
2013-11-07 11:18:17 PM
So if they are found guilty are they banished to England?  Because that would be really, really funny.

Seriously though, I read The Fatal Shore last summer, the people who got convicted of crimes in Australia back in the day had serious hell to pay.  It's 600+ pages but it's really worth reading if you have the time.
 
2013-11-07 11:20:24 PM
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
 
2013-11-07 11:21:02 PM
it's the rear admirals fault
 
2013-11-07 11:23:00 PM
...and there is little to almost no cannibalism.
 
2013-11-07 11:23:59 PM

zerkalo: Shave his belly with a rusty razor


Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on 'im.

/early in the morning.
 
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