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(The Raw Story)   Colorado Gop Congressional candidate tells a thigh-slapper about wanting to crush the dreams of a kid he met in a Kenyan ophange who said he wanted to grow up to be President of the US by telling him "Sorry Kid, we already have a Kenyan president"   (rawstory.com) divider line 44
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2013-11-07 06:30:23 PM  
5 votes:
www.rawstory.com

assets.nydailynews.com
2013-11-08 09:01:11 AM  
2 votes:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Union thug
Union thug who?
Union thug who teaches your kids. I'm here for our parent/teacher conference.
2013-11-07 08:12:10 PM  
2 votes:

Chariset: Slaxl: What's the problem? It's just a joke. He didn't actually say it. He probably didn't even go to an orphanage... or Kenya. In fact even he was probably made up just as a vehicle to make that joke.

It's an illustration of what Republicans think is funny.

Mocking the less fortunate to score political points is their idea of high comedy.


Oh, this is some of that 'conservative humor' I've been hearing about?

/if conservatives are so against abortions, please explain the existence of '1/2 Hour News Hour'
2013-11-07 07:22:21 PM  
2 votes:

Pharque-it: machoprogrammer: Cagey B: machoprogrammer: Fark Democrat Brigade takes themselves and their political party way too seriously sometimes. Make a joke about a Democrat? OH MY GOD NOT FUNNY CONSERVATIVE HUMOR!

You might have a point here if it wasn't the three billionth time someone made a "lol Obama's from Kenya" remark.

A similar thread was made last election season when Rmoney made a similar joke. It was obvious he was joking, but everyone here was up in arms calling him a birthing retard. Then again, considering the amount of Democrat dick that gets sucked on this tab on a daily basis, it should be expected...

.Robots are incapable of joking.


This reminds me of the April Fools joke played on Romney during the campaign trail last year. One farker hit it out of the park.

Wyalt Derp
"Entering room
Room appears to be empty
Run level 2 diagnostic on ocular systems
Switching to secondary systems
Room emptiness confirmed
Check date
Processing...
Engage humor circuits

"You guys!""
2013-11-07 06:35:58 PM  
2 votes:
this is what happens when college republicans get older without growing up.
2013-11-07 04:51:44 PM  
2 votes:
blogs.denverpost.com

Hey I know that guy! He won a bunch of medals in swimming.
2013-11-08 08:55:31 AM  
1 votes:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Liberals
Honey, hide the guns!!!
2013-11-08 08:43:00 AM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: How is it that liberals are not telling you to STFU daily for even publicly associating yourself with them?


i believe most libs have him on ignore

HotWingConspiracy: I find using the aspirations of some poor kid that opened up to him as joke fodder to be more crass than the joke itself.


He could have improved the joke in multiple ways by saying "Of course you can! Obama set the precedent for a Kenyan born president!"

race quotas are sooooooo 1952
2013-11-08 08:10:19 AM  
1 votes:

Without Fail: machoprogrammer: dick that gets sucked

And there it is.
Come out of the closet, dude.


Why do all those gays keep making him suck dicks?
2013-11-08 07:11:39 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

"A Hill? But all his children have blond hair"

cdn.fansided.com

Yeah, those kids are mine.
2013-11-08 07:10:55 AM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: FlippityFlap: Skullkrusher


If you are not getting paid for all this, Jesus....man, go take a farking walk outside or something. Get a hobby, anything.....

Oh no, not paid. I'm a volunteer. Like a wee bit of soundproofing panels to deaden the echo in here.


shiatting on everything isn't applying soundproofing
2013-11-08 05:50:01 AM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: The Why Not Guy: machoprogrammer: Fark Democrat Brigade takes themselves and their political party way too seriously sometimes. Make a joke about a Democrat? OH MY GOD NOT FUNNY CONSERVATIVE HUMOR! But Jon Stewart making a stupid face and stating the obvious after showing a clip of a Republican doing something retarded (which isn't rare) is somehow hilarious?

Do you remember when David Letterman got his Palins mixed up and made a joke about one of the not-Bristol daughters getting knocked up at a Yankee game? Do you remember the Republicans taking to the streets and picketing the theater where Letterman's show is taped? Now tell us all again how it's Democrats who can't take a joke.

that's the best example you could find? The one where Letterman joked about Palin's 14 year old daughter farking Alex Rodriguez?


Except he didn't mean that one and you know it. Plus you still seem upset over it proving WhyNotGuy's point.

Face it. Republicans are to humor what oil is to water.
2013-11-08 05:13:20 AM  
1 votes:

badaboom: UT Gop Congressional candidate tells a thigh-slapper about wanting to crush the dreams of a kid he met in a Kenyan Irish ophange who said he wanted to grow up to be Vice President of the US by telling him "Sorry Kid, we already have a Kenyan Irish Vice president"

Still racist?


I know right?  Like remember when Kennedy ran and the Republicans spent years demanding that he show his birth certificate because so many of their semi-retarded following actually believed Kennedy wasn't an American citizen?  Or how even after Kennedy produced his birth certificate they kept hounding him for the "long-form" version because the original wasn't sufficient?  Or how they went after his thin wife for being fat and showing her arms in public?

Honestly, people just don't know how to take a "joke"...
2013-11-08 01:27:41 AM  
1 votes:

El_Perro: "I believe that the right way to lower healthcare costs is to find cures for Alzheimer's, cancer, and diabetes."


I believe the right way to lower healthcare costs is to see what a Republican says is the right way to lower healthcare costs and do the exact opposite.
2013-11-08 12:04:27 AM  
1 votes:

super_grass: badaboom: UT Gop Congressional candidate tells a thigh-slapper about wanting to crush the dreams of a kid he met in a Kenyan Irish ophange who said he wanted to grow up to be Vice President of the US by telling him "Sorry Kid, we already have a Kenyan Irish Vice president"

Still racist?

The Irish weren't oppressed in the US.


Right, never mind the no irish need apply jobs signs that used to be posted...Uninformed bigoted people: the lovely GOP of 2013!
2013-11-07 11:59:28 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Cagey B: machoprogrammer: Fark Democrat Brigade takes themselves and their political party way too seriously sometimes. Make a joke about a Democrat? OH MY GOD NOT FUNNY CONSERVATIVE HUMOR!

You might have a point here if it wasn't the three billionth time someone made a "lol Obama's from Kenya" remark.

A similar thread was made last election season when Rmoney made a similar joke. It was obvious he was joking, but everyone here was up in arms calling him a birthing retard. Then again, considering the amount of Democrat dick that gets sucked on this tab on a daily basis, it should be expected...


Since it's apparent the majority of republican cock gets sucked at rest-stops, Havana, and any city hosting the republican national convention, it kinda balances itself out.

and unlike republicans, we don't have to use outrage as cover for those dirty, dirty feelings.
2013-11-07 11:33:19 PM  
1 votes:

gunslinger_RG: The GOP is really striving to reach cartoon level villainy status.

[eatingdisorderstreatment.com image 380x294]


reach?  At this point Snidely Whiplash is looking down at the GOP saying "What the Fark?" before throwing down his mustache and quitting this biatch.
2013-11-07 10:47:14 PM  
1 votes:
well if he would just release his birth certificate then we could stop all the "jokes" but until then we have no evidence that he's not a kenyan so too bad libs
2013-11-07 10:32:10 PM  
1 votes:
The GOP is really striving to reach cartoon level villainy status.

eatingdisorderstreatment.com
2013-11-07 09:34:42 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: The Why Not Guy: machoprogrammer: Fark Democrat Brigade takes themselves and their political party way too seriously sometimes. Make a joke about a Democrat? OH MY GOD NOT FUNNY CONSERVATIVE HUMOR! But Jon Stewart making a stupid face and stating the obvious after showing a clip of a Republican doing something retarded (which isn't rare) is somehow hilarious?

Do you remember when David Letterman got his Palins mixed up and made a joke about one of the not-Bristol daughters getting knocked up at a Yankee game? Do you remember the Republicans taking to the streets and picketing the theater where Letterman's show is taped? Now tell us all again how it's Democrats who can't take a joke.

Yeah, a joke about A-Rod farking a 14 year old daughter of the VP nominee is pretty shiatty. So would you be ok with a joke about A-Rod or Jeter farking one of Obama's daughters? Is that really the best you can come up with?


No, but I wouldn't picket the theater over it.
2013-11-07 09:32:39 PM  
1 votes:
The guy is just mad because he and the kid in the orphanage have about the same chance of becoming President...zero.
2013-11-07 09:20:27 PM  
1 votes:

No Such Agency: Cagey B:
Rand Paul employs white supremacists as campaign staff and openly campaigns against civil rights legislation, and is already elected.

The civil rights act is collectivo-fascism.  In a truly free market, un-oppressed private enterprises would hire the most qualified people regardless of race or gender, simply out of self-interest.  Employers who discriminate will end up unable to hire good staff and will change their policies or succumb to the invisible hand.


i18.photobucket.com
2013-11-07 09:17:39 PM  
1 votes:
Haw Haw. Nothing's funnier than crushing that childish sense of wonder and optimism. Next he'll tell a five year old that Santa doesn't exist and that he can't be an astronaut when he grows up.
2013-11-07 08:46:40 PM  
1 votes:

firefly212: Dear Subby and author of TFA, google is your friend, and Colorado is the state you're talking about, not Utah.


Red states all look the same to Subby
2013-11-07 08:43:23 PM  
1 votes:
Cagey B:
Rand Paul employs white supremacists as campaign staff and openly campaigns against civil rights legislation, and is already elected.

The civil rights act is collectivo-fascism.  In a truly free market, un-oppressed private enterprises would hire the most qualified people regardless of race or gender, simply out of self-interest.  Employers who discriminate will end up unable to hire good staff and will change their policies or succumb to the invisible hand.
2013-11-07 08:21:56 PM  
1 votes:
media.desura.com
2013-11-07 08:13:06 PM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Hey guys.  Guess what?  If you're even the slightest bit offended or worked up over the "joke", you ARE the joke.

This is the equivalent of going into a tipping thread on Fark and commenting that waiters should get a real job.  You just know it's going to rub some folks the wrong way, despite the fact that it's a patently ridiculous statement.  But you get to laugh, not because the statement itself is funny, but because you imagine the hilarious reactions.

They say once you explain a joke, it's no longer funny.  Or maybe it's if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.  Either way, those darned Kenyans are hilarious.


Everybody look out, we got a comedy expert up in here
2013-11-07 07:59:01 PM  
1 votes:

badaboom: UT Gop Congressional candidate tells a thigh-slapper about wanting to crush the dreams of a kid he met in a Kenyan Irish ophange who said he wanted to grow up to be Vice President of the US by telling him "Sorry Kid, we already have a Kenyan Irish Vice president"

Still racist?


ZOMG YOU HAVE TOTALLY DEMOLISHED THE IDEA THAT THERE IS ANY RACISM OTHER THAN LIBBY LIB RACISM ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG BRILLIANT
2013-11-07 07:46:45 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: badaboom: UT Gop Congressional candidate tells a thigh-slapper about wanting to crush the dreams of a kid he met in a Kenyan Irish ophange who said he wanted to grow up to be Vice President of the US by telling him "Sorry Kid, we already have a Kenyan Irish Vice president"

Still racist?

The Irish weren't oppressed in the US.


That's some weapons grade stupid right there.
2013-11-07 07:41:40 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Too bad the racist part of this wasn't the tired slam on Obama, it was his brutal mockery of disadvantaged kids who want to come to America and make something of themselves.

"Because heh heh f*ck you little black kid--we've already got one. Ha ha isn't that a funny joke!"


Oh great, now your the real racist for pointing out the real racism.
2013-11-07 07:22:30 PM  
1 votes:

The RIchest Man in Babylon: klaaaasssssyyyyy


Don't you mean

kkklaaaassssssyyyyy ?
2013-11-07 07:22:29 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: A similar thread was made last election season when Rmoney made a similar joke.


That was over a year ago, and you still find the joke funny?
2013-11-07 07:20:25 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: Maybe the kid saw this shoop?

[www.ihatethemedia.com image 480x360]


And you believe that sign obviously.
2013-11-07 07:15:36 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: dick that gets sucked


And there it is.
Come out of the closet, dude.
2013-11-07 07:15:22 PM  
1 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.  That's what passes for humor in his mind?  Someone reanimate the corpse of Lenny Bruce and tell him he got it all wrong.
2013-11-07 06:41:50 PM  
1 votes:

i.imgur.com


RIP OWEN HILL

2013-11-07 05:54:18 PM  
1 votes:
Can someone explain this to me?
First: A Republican candidate from Utah who is hoping to unseat Sen. Mark Udall (D-UT)
Then: Ron Paul, who offered his endorsement last month, called Hill "exactly the kind of person Colorado and this country needs in the US Senate."

Is he from Colorado or Utah?
2013-11-07 05:31:18 PM  
1 votes:
manlyweddingblog.com

OPHANGE, MONSIEUR?
2013-11-07 05:28:08 PM  
1 votes:
WHY WON'T OBAMA JUST LEADDDDDDDDD
2013-11-07 04:52:44 PM  
1 votes:

El_Perro: "I believe that the right way to lower healthcare costs is to find cures for Alzheimer's, cancer, and diabetes."


Sh*t. Even Miss South Carolina didn't go there. (Probably couldn't find it on a map.)
2013-11-07 04:47:52 PM  
1 votes:
2013-11-07 04:46:37 PM  
1 votes:
"I held back my snarky comment that said 'Well, you know what, we already have someone from Kenya as President of the United States.'"

makezineblog.files.wordpress.com

assets0.ordienetworks.com
2013-11-07 04:46:17 PM  
1 votes:

Slaxl: What's the problem? It's just a joke. He didn't actually say it. He probably didn't even go to an orphanage... or Kenya. In fact even he was probably made up just as a vehicle to make that joke.


It's an illustration of what Republicans think is funny.

Mocking the less fortunate to score political points is their idea of high comedy.
2013-11-07 04:42:18 PM  
1 votes:
What's the problem? It's just a joke. He didn't actually say it. He probably didn't even go to an orphanage... or Kenya. In fact even he was probably made up just as a vehicle to make that joke.
 
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