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(Tampa Bay Online)   Africanized bees vs. pit bulls. Guess who wins   (tbo.com) divider line 77
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2013-11-07 05:38:27 PM  
 
2013-11-07 05:59:39 PM  
Done in one.
 
2013-11-07 05:59:58 PM  
I don't know, but there are some Africanized out bulls a block over, and I certainly wouldn't want to run into them in an abandoned pool.
 
2013-11-07 06:00:05 PM  

FriarReb98: I thought they worked together?


Aaaand we're done
 
2013-11-07 06:00:16 PM  
I'm... I'm gonna guess the bees win?
 
2013-11-07 06:02:45 PM  
Living in the attic you say?
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-11-07 06:03:05 PM  
www.richmondauctionservice.ca

Put some googly eyes on there and you have a bee-eating robot.
 
2013-11-07 06:04:03 PM  
Whoever it is, we all lose.
 
2013-11-07 06:05:07 PM  

p0nk: Living in the attic you say?
[ts3.mm.bing.net image 249x177]


Just give them your pollen and there won't be any problems.
 
2013-11-07 06:05:35 PM  
The comments on the article page are full of lutz and derp.
 
2013-11-07 06:07:27 PM  
The bees can take out cattle so I'm thinking the puppies got farked.
 
2013-11-07 06:07:32 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: The comments on the article page are full of lutz and derp.


Comments? They don't even show up.
 
2013-11-07 06:09:30 PM  
Has them to demonstrate it on the news people's some method, when they bite it. You smile.
Who looks like to obtain kills by the bee?! They look like in the news, "A person in Austin by bees death."
My farking smiling. How do you obtain kill by the bee?!
If you walk through the forest, and you nearby the bush come and you hear "BZZZZZZ" to run are far away from that bush.
Who in that bush said that neighbor goes to "Hey whether is bee? Hold in one second, OH JEEZE! AHHH!"
Dandy Fark that! I will attack fiercely in face each bee!
Bee are not Brings yelling, "FARK you bee!"
*PUNCH*
 "FARK you bee! Good bee progress!!"
*BZZZZZZZ*
*PUNCH*
Underthere bee in?! It's a farking bee!
I possibly understood whether it is likely the murderer horse, that is the fearful excrement!
 The flight through kicks your face air *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH*
That is fearful! FARK bee! ...... FARK bee!
 
2013-11-07 06:10:26 PM  
black folk?
 
2013-11-07 06:12:55 PM  
My god. BEES.
 
2013-11-07 06:13:37 PM  
Larry Holmes vs. Gerry Cooney
 
2013-11-07 06:13:55 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Put some googly eyes on there and you have a bee-eating robot.


You could 3D print them on....
 
2013-11-07 06:20:29 PM  
Could be worse:
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/trying to find the original simpsons screen shot found this..
 
2013-11-07 06:22:37 PM  

Trashy: Could be worse:
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/trying to find the original simpsons screen shot found this..


The best part is they used a picture of a wasp instead.  More cost efficient since you'll get more than one sting out of them.
 
2013-11-07 06:22:49 PM  
poor doggy
 
2013-11-07 06:22:50 PM  

DORMAMU: Quantum Apostrophe: Put some googly eyes on there and you have a bee-eating robot.

You could 3D print them on....


I wouldn't *dream* of walking to the dollar store to buy a bag of them. I insist on the most complex and expensive and time consuming way to end up with an inferior product in every way.

That's because I'm not a Luddite like you, earth-boy.
 
2013-11-07 06:22:51 PM  
Africanized bees.   AKA - beegroes.
 
2013-11-07 06:23:25 PM  

famousp: Has them to demonstrate it on the news people's some method, when they bite it. You smile.
Who looks like to obtain kills by the bee?! They look like in the news, "A person in Austin by bees death."
My farking smiling. How do you obtain kill by the bee?!
If you walk through the forest, and you nearby the bush come and you hear "BZZZZZZ" to run are far away from that bush.
Who in that bush said that neighbor goes to "Hey whether is bee? Hold in one second, OH JEEZE! AHHH!"
Dandy Fark that! I will attack fiercely in face each bee!
Bee are not Brings yelling, "FARK you bee!"
*PUNCH*
 "FARK you bee! Good bee progress!!"
*BZZZZZZZ*
*PUNCH*
Underthere bee in?! It's a farking bee!
I possibly understood whether it is likely the murderer horse, that is the fearful excrement!
 The flight through kicks your face air *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH*
That is fearful! FARK bee! ...... FARK bee!


Are you an alt of MeowSaidTheDog???
 
2013-11-07 06:24:22 PM  
!xobile?
 
2013-11-07 06:24:28 PM  

famousp: Has them to demonstrate it on the news people's some method, when they bite it. You smile.
Who looks like to obtain kills by the bee?! They look like in the news, "A person in Austin by bees death."
My farking smiling. How do you obtain kill by the bee?!
If you walk through the forest, and you nearby the bush come and you hear "BZZZZZZ" to run are far away from that bush.
Who in that bush said that neighbor goes to "Hey whether is bee? Hold in one second, OH JEEZE! AHHH!"
Dandy Fark that! I will attack fiercely in face each bee!
Bee are not Brings yelling, "FARK you bee!"
*PUNCH*
 "FARK you bee! Good bee progress!!"
*BZZZZZZZ*
*PUNCH*
Underthere bee in?! It's a farking bee!
I possibly understood whether it is likely the murderer horse, that is the fearful excrement!
 The flight through kicks your face air *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH*
That is fearful! FARK bee! ...... FARK bee!


You were highlighted in the Gawker mailbag posts a few weeks ago, weren't you?  Glad to see you back at it.
 
2013-11-07 06:25:54 PM  

vodka: thisisyourbrainonFark: The comments on the article page are full of lutz and derp.

Comments? They don't even show up.


Huh, they did for me. Try punching your computer.
 
2013-11-07 06:27:40 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: The comments on the article page are full of lutz and derp.


One of the derp posters "works for the Tampa Tribune"
 
2013-11-07 06:29:06 PM  
Ow! OWWWW! They're defending themselves somehow!
 
2013-11-07 06:30:06 PM  

Ambitwistor: Done in one.


FrancoFile: FriarReb98: I thought they worked together?

Aaaand we're done


I'll take my bow now, thank you.
 
2013-11-07 06:30:10 PM  

famousp: Has them to demonstrate it on the news people's some method, when they bite it. You smile.
Who looks like to obtain kills by the bee?! They look like in the news, "A person in Austin by bees death."
My farking smiling. How do you obtain kill by the bee?!
If you walk through the forest, and you nearby the bush come and you hear "BZZZZZZ" to run are far away from that bush.
Who in that bush said that neighbor goes to "Hey whether is bee? Hold in one second, OH JEEZE! AHHH!"
Dandy Fark that! I will attack fiercely in face each bee!
Bee are not Brings yelling, "FARK you bee!"
*PUNCH*
 "FARK you bee! Good bee progress!!"
*BZZZZZZZ*
*PUNCH*
Underthere bee in?! It's a farking bee!
I possibly understood whether it is likely the murderer horse, that is the fearful excrement!
 The flight through kicks your face air *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH*
That is fearful! FARK bee! ...... FARK bee!


You stole a Dane Cook bit and ran it through a Meow Said The Dog filter. That's so meta I think Evil Abed just gave me a UFIA.
 
2013-11-07 06:30:41 PM  
No matter who wins, we lose.
 
2013-11-07 06:32:16 PM  

famousp: Has them to demonstrate it on the news people's some method, when they bite it. You smile.
Who looks like to obtain kills by the bee?! They look like in the news, "A person in Austin by bees death."
My farking smiling. How do you obtain kill by the bee?!
If you walk through the forest, and you nearby the bush come and you hear "BZZZZZZ" to run are far away from that bush.
Who in that bush said that neighbor goes to "Hey whether is bee? Hold in one second, OH JEEZE! AHHH!"
Dandy Fark that! I will attack fiercely in face each bee!
Bee are not Brings yelling, "FARK you bee!"
*PUNCH*
 "FARK you bee! Good bee progress!!"
*BZZZZZZZ*
*PUNCH*
Underthere bee in?! It's a farking bee!
I possibly understood whether it is likely the murderer horse, that is the fearful excrement!
 The flight through kicks your face air *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH*
That is fearful! FARK bee! ...... FARK bee!


cdn.head-fi.org
 
2013-11-07 06:33:07 PM  
I possibly understood whether it is likely the murderer horse, that is the fearful excrement!
 The flight through kicks your face air *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH*
That is fearful! FARK bee! ...... FARK bee!

Are you an alt of MeowSaidTheDog??


Was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-11-07 06:41:05 PM  
I never understood why the SNL Killer Bees were presented as Mexican banditos instead of Africans. They're Africanized Bees; Not Mexicanized Bees.

/I know, they were coming up through South America.
 
2013-11-07 06:43:55 PM  
I love the bee expert's advice: "Oh, don't spray them. That'll just make them angry!"

/maybe they should just send the bees a candygram?
 
2013-11-07 06:44:12 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: vodka: thisisyourbrainonFark: The comments on the article page are full of lutz and derp.

Comments? They don't even show up.

Huh, they did for me. Try punching your computer.


They are facebook comment feeds. Vodka apparently has an awesomely effective DerpBlocker plugin.
 
2013-11-07 06:49:58 PM  

DrunkenBob: The best part is they used a picture of a wasp instead. More cost efficient since you'll get more than one sting out of them.

"


I don't know if this works on bees, but my favorite way to get rid of wasps is soapy water.  Just soapy water in a super soaker, I usually use Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, which is a favorite with hippies, but just about any liquid soap will work.  About four tablespoons a gallon.  Try to get the wasps as they flee, it weighs them down and dissolves their outer coating they flee for their lives, it will also kill the nest and the wasps will not build a nest anywhere where that soap scum is.
 
2013-11-07 06:56:55 PM  
Can't decide until we hear from Nicolas Cage.
 
2013-11-07 06:57:31 PM  
How do you not notice a bee hive in your attack? The buzzing alone would be hard to miss, let alone the constant presence of bees around your house.
 
2013-11-07 07:04:12 PM  

ReapTheChaos: How do you not notice a bee hive in your attack? The buzzing alone would be hard to miss, let alone the constant presence of bees around your house.


Good insulation between house & attic means sound is blocked too.  If the exit to the hive is above the roofline, and you have high ceilings, you might never see them.

My neighborhood has a problem with bumblebees.  But you don't notice it unless you are outside at the right place & right time.
 
2013-11-07 07:12:34 PM  
www.michaelcusden.com

Too bad the dogs couldn't kill on the Hart Foundation to take them out
 
2013-11-07 07:14:57 PM  

FrancoFile: ReapTheChaos: How do you not notice a bee hive in your attack? The buzzing alone would be hard to miss, let alone the constant presence of bees around your house.

Good insulation between house & attic means sound is blocked too.  If the exit to the hive is above the roofline, and you have high ceilings, you might never see them.

My neighborhood has a problem with bumblebees.  But you don't notice it unless you are outside at the right place & right time.



Favorited as "insane on purpose"
 
2013-11-07 07:16:01 PM  

machoprogrammer: [www.michaelcusden.com image 450x400]

Too bad the dogs couldn't kill on the Hart Foundation to take them out


Gravity did what bees couldn't.
 
2013-11-07 07:20:27 PM  
Follow-up article talks of two poorly positioned police officers dead from killer bee attacks.
 
2013-11-07 07:24:39 PM  

twomutts: I love the bee expert's advice: "Oh, don't spray them. That'll just make them angry!"

/maybe they should just send the bees a candygram?


They're not land sharks.
 
2013-11-07 07:40:39 PM  

FriarReb98: I thought they worked together?


came for this.
 
2013-11-07 07:42:04 PM  
I like how the page has a comment section at the bottom , but no comments and no link to comments .
 
2013-11-07 08:17:12 PM  

DORMAMU: Quantum Apostrophe: Put some googly eyes on there and you have a bee-eating robot.

You could 3D print them on....


Don't encourage him.
 
2013-11-07 08:26:21 PM  
 
2013-11-07 08:48:07 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: The comments on the article page are full of lutz and derp.


I was going to say derds and fleps, but OK.
 
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