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(ZDNet)   Laziest hackers on earth claim to have successfully interrupted Healthcare.gov   (zdnet.com) divider line 16
    More: Dumbass, DDoS, security software, hackers, security engineering  
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1997 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Nov 2013 at 3:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-07 02:30:01 PM  
4 votes:
Wouldn't you know it, so did I.  I tried to use it, which I'm pretty sure constitutes a DDoS.
2013-11-07 04:02:32 PM  
3 votes:

bluenovaman: I'd put $$$ on Republican operatives being paid to hack, disable, ddos or whatever they can do to crater the obamacare site.


I don't think they needed to. The site did it pretty well on its own.

OH BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A CONSPIRACY THAT THE RETHUGLICANS DID IT BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY EXPLANATION!
2013-11-07 04:24:56 PM  
2 votes:
I'd be more impressed if hackers fixed the site.
2013-11-07 03:55:03 PM  
2 votes:
I think most of you are missing the point.

That point, of course, is what a magnificent headline we have here.
2013-11-07 06:25:33 PM  
1 votes:
if a website is hacked but no one can see it, was it really hacked?

/deep thoughts
2013-11-07 06:05:06 PM  
1 votes:
Every time I read that headline I laugh a little more.
2013-11-07 05:04:58 PM  
1 votes:
Sources say they had the sheer audacity to try to apply for healthcare coverage..
2013-11-07 04:45:37 PM  
1 votes:

Rhypskallion: You want to show you're an elite tech?  Make the site WORK.   That's elite.


You're racist.
2013-11-07 04:40:35 PM  
1 votes:
You want to show you're an elite tech?  Make the site WORK.   That's elite.
2013-11-07 04:30:48 PM  
1 votes:
I'm still waiting for someone to replace it with a porn site. where's a good dns redirect when you need it?
2013-11-07 04:28:30 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.afterelton.com image 450x300]

Pretty sure this would do it.


Maybe that's it!  They NEVER PLUGGED IT IN!!!!!!
2013-11-07 04:25:27 PM  
1 votes:
www.afterelton.com

Pretty sure this would do it.
2013-11-07 04:25:13 PM  
1 votes:

bluenovaman: I'd put $$$ on Republican operatives being paid to hack, disable, ddos or whatever they can do to crater the obamacare site.


You know what they say about fools and their money soon parting ways.  In some cases, I wonder how the two ever found each other to begin with.
2013-11-07 03:38:28 PM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: So they are trying to cause problems....why? To point out flaws in the site? No shiat Sherlock, it's only been in the news nonstop for the last month. To sabotage the site and prevent people from benefitting it? GTFO and GBTW you assholes.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that there in no W for these jackasses to GBT.
2013-11-07 03:37:28 PM  
1 votes:
"So, how many copies of this script did you run?"

"Seven."

"Yeah, that oughta do it."
2013-11-07 02:34:15 PM  
1 votes:
Can't you interrupt it with a computer that isn't even connected to the internet?
 
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