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(Gizmodo)   Brace yourself, Philippines: Super typhoon Haiyan just broke all scientific intensity scales   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 353
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2013-11-07 02:16:25 PM
Farking hell look at that goddamn eye. LOOK AT IT
 
2013-11-07 02:17:17 PM
Braze yourself?

Somehow I don't think recommending self-immolation will help, newsflashsubtard..
 
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2013-11-07 02:17:21 PM
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2013-11-07 02:18:17 PM
I am not going to solder myself.
 
2013-11-07 02:20:44 PM

markie_farkie: Braze yourself?

Somehow I don't think recommending self-immolation will help, newsflashsubtard..


Subby obviously meant "braise yourself,' because their goose is cooked.
 
2013-11-07 02:21:27 PM
What a brazen storm.
 
2013-11-07 02:24:08 PM

make me some tea: Farking hell look at that goddamn eye. LOOK AT IT


Jesus Christ you can see that eyewall from SPACE.
 
2013-11-07 02:24:09 PM
What's the difference between a typhoon and a hurricane? Location? Or are they basically interchangeable?
 
2013-11-07 02:24:44 PM

cameroncrazy1984: make me some tea: Farking hell look at that goddamn eye. LOOK AT IT

Jesus Christ you can see that eyewall from SPACE.


It's earth's sphincter.
 
2013-11-07 02:25:24 PM
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2013-11-07 02:26:46 PM
Don't let them lie to you and tell you this is a natural super-storm - the result of global warming. That's the black hole the LHC created and they didn't tell anyone about.
 
2013-11-07 02:27:38 PM

scottydoesntknow: What's the difference between a typhoon and a hurricane? Location? Or are they basically interchangeable?


Just location. Western Pacific ocean cyclones are called "typhoons"; Eastern Pacific and Atlantic ocean cyclones are called "hurricanes."

No one has ever "rocked you like a typhoon" though.
 
2013-11-07 02:27:49 PM

scottydoesntknow: What's the difference between a typhoon and a hurricane? Location? Or are they basically interchangeable?


Hurricane = Atlantic
Typhoon  = Pacific
 
2013-11-07 02:28:19 PM
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I knew I'd seen that eye somewhere else before......
 
2013-11-07 02:30:22 PM

vygramul: Don't let them lie to you and tell you this is a natural super-storm - the result of global warming. That's the black hole the LHC created and they didn't tell anyone about.


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2013-11-07 02:30:46 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Just location. Western Pacific ocean cyclones are called "typhoons"; Eastern Pacific and Atlantic ocean cyclones are called "hurricanes."

No one has ever "rocked you like a typhoon" though.


cameroncrazy1984: Hurricane = Atlantic
Typhoon = Pacific


Thanks!
 
2013-11-07 02:39:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Just location. Western Pacific ocean cyclones are called "typhoons"; Eastern Pacific and Atlantic ocean cyclones are called "hurricanes."

No one has ever "rocked you like a typhoon" though.

cameroncrazy1984: Hurricane = Atlantic
Typhoon = Pacific

Thanks!


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2013-11-07 02:45:15 PM
But do we have wormsign?
 
2013-11-07 02:46:46 PM
I saw a satellite image on CNN and thought "I've never seen a storm show black in the spectrum before...that can't be good".
 
2013-11-07 02:49:52 PM
Damn..... how much is this going to cost us in aid?
 
2013-11-07 02:56:12 PM
Damned homosexuals.
 
2013-11-07 02:58:57 PM

Errk: Damn..... how much is this going to cost us in aid?


Billions.  We can only hope they pay it all back in Lumpia and Pancit!

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2013-11-07 03:04:24 PM
Braze of grory?
 
2013-11-07 04:06:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Just location. Western Pacific ocean cyclones are called "typhoons"; Eastern Pacific and Atlantic ocean cyclones are called "hurricanes."

No one has ever "rocked you like a typhoon" though.

cameroncrazy1984: Hurricane = Atlantic
Typhoon = Pacific

Thanks!


ADB has it right.  Typhoons that hit the left coast of Mexico are called Hurricanes, despite being in the Pacific.
 
2013-11-07 04:18:08 PM
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silly submitter. it's braise yourself.
 
2013-11-07 04:26:08 PM
God save the LBFMs!
 
2013-11-07 04:27:10 PM
Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
 
2013-11-07 04:27:40 PM
Holy fark, i feel for you people about to get slammed. Get the fark to shelter, and for the love of god, DONT LEAVE YOUR PETS AT HOME ALONE like the farktards did when hurricane katrina hit the usa, leaving pets to starve or drown.

/good luck to you all, i hope you have prepared. This is going to suck for you.
 
2013-11-07 04:27:42 PM
A Super Haiyen?
 
2013-11-07 04:27:42 PM
Is it over 9000?
 
2013-11-07 04:28:26 PM
Does this mean you can get a good price on a mail order bride now, or would it be better to wait until she has a mailbox impaled in the side of her head?
 
2013-11-07 04:28:30 PM
Hope it steers clear of Manila (specifically Quezon City).  Got some folks working for me out there.  Duck and cover!

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2013-11-07 04:29:03 PM
At least it's not going in dry.
 
2013-11-07 04:29:27 PM

gadian: A Super Haiyen?


Then it would never reach landfall. It would still be powering up for the next 3 episodes.
 
2013-11-07 04:29:38 PM

Literally Addicted: I saw a satellite image on CNN and thought "I've never seen a storm show black in the spectrum before...that can't be good".


/ya.i was thinking the same thing.  I'm 47 years old..and never...ever...seen a "black" animation. Either its a black hole that sucks in all life, or they just don't have a real color for "HOLY farkING shiat".
 
2013-11-07 04:30:06 PM
Am I the only one who read that as Super Saiyan Typhoon, then thought "It's over 9000!"
 
2013-11-07 04:30:15 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Holy fark, i feel for you people about to get slammed. Get the fark to shelter, and for the love of god, DONT LEAVE YOUR PETS AT HOME ALONE like the farktards did when hurricane katrina hit the usa, leaving pets to starve or drown.

/good luck to you all, i hope you have prepared. This is going to suck for you.


I'm sure your typical Filipino is sitting at home right now reading fark, trying to decide if he should take his cats with him when he evacuates.
 
2013-11-07 04:30:16 PM

gadian: A Super Haiyen?



Thank you Sir.
 
2013-11-07 04:30:24 PM
The Philippines are about to get hit harder than the ass of a Phillipino Lady Boy at a party at Rush Limbaugh's house.
 
2013-11-07 04:30:31 PM
I am equal parts fascinated and mortified. This is going to be bad.
 
2013-11-07 04:30:33 PM
Pace yourself.
 
2013-11-07 04:30:45 PM
TFA said it goes up to 8.1, call me when it goes up to 11
 
2013-11-07 04:31:12 PM
Crap. One of my current sponsor children lives there and my first sponsor child (now in her 30s).
 
2013-11-07 04:31:21 PM
cool! Earth is turning all Jupiter like.
/we got an eye man!
 
2013-11-07 04:31:32 PM
My dad was stationed in the Philippines back in the day. I asked him, "Dad, how do you feel about the super storm that's about to drop a deuce all over those islands?" His response was, "There used to be a river of sh*t there that the poorest girls would stand on the bank of yelling, 'Sailor throw me coin,' and we'd go down there with a bag of nickels and watch 'em dive into a putrid mix of hepatitis and death all day." So I think he's praying for them.
 
2013-11-07 04:31:38 PM
Looks like all the pedos from across the world are farked..royally. You know, they travel there to diddle kids. Oh well, i hope they dont get the message and get scrubbed of the face of the earth.

/that would rock.
 
2013-11-07 04:31:39 PM

Telos: Am I the only one who read that as Super Saiyan Typhoon, then thought "It's over 9000!"


I am so glad that I was not the only one. Was wondering when Goku was going to turn up and annihilate it,
 
2013-11-07 04:31:45 PM

Literally Addicted: I saw a satellite image on CNN and thought "I've never seen a storm show black in the spectrum before...that can't be good".


We should just fly the lapd out there, they'll handle this.
 
2013-11-07 04:31:50 PM

usafdave: Hope it steers clear of Manila (specifically Quezon City).  Got some folks working for me out there.  Duck and cover!

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Yeah some of my team members are there too.
 
2013-11-07 04:32:45 PM
All the tunnels dug in WWII may finally come in handy.
 
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